Episode 102 - Shaking with one hand while Sponging with the Other
Written by Dither
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Dib (Narration): How long I was out, I can't say, but when I came to, my head was feeling - PRETTY bad. I had the feeling that it was INCREDIBLY large, but I'm sure that was just 'cause it hurt.
Dib (Narration): I looked around, and found, to my dismay, that I was in the bathroom with the rest of the students from detention, including the girls. The stupid girl from before was whining about the smell. I imagined she'd be the first to go if this turned out to be like a horror movie.
Dib (Narration): I looked around, but I didn't see the teacher anywhere.
Dib: Hey! Where'd the teacher go?
Zim: AH-HA! The Dib human is AWAKE!! He was fooling! FOOLING!!
Dib: What are you TALKING about?
Zim: The . . . FILTHY . . . RRRRRR-UUUUUUUUURRRRRR . . . TEACHER, said he was going to get a nurse in case there was something wrong with you. You were unconscious for quite a while, I was afraid you were going to die and make my mission less interesting.
Dib (Narration): Something about that sounded suspicious.
Dib: That sounds kinda nice of him. Why would he do a thing like that for me?
Zim: If you WERE dead, he was going to let us swing you around and throw you by your BIG HEAD.
Dib (Narration): That was better. I hadn't thought a teacher would go out of their way - hey . . . that's just MEAN!
Dib: Oh, I guess that's okay. Well, I'm better.
Zim: I was just thinking of a way to fix that, y'know, make you not better . . .
Dib: Great, that's just great Zim.
Dib (Narration): Zim had me a little worried now. Not about what HE could do, but what the Teacher might do in his disappointment when he found out I was okay. And then I remembered that I had three more consecutive life- detentions, and wondered if I wouldn't have been better off getting a jump on my next one -
Dib (Narration): HEY! What am I talking about?! I don't wanna die! Since when did I start thinking like THAT?!
Zim (Narration): I'm responsible for that!
Dib (Narration): ZIM!! Get outta my head!!
Zim (Narration): Rrrrrr . . . AHHHHHHHH . . . MY ORGANS!!!! AHHH you WRETCHED!!!
Dib: What are you DOING Zim?
Dib: Zim was rolling around on the ground like a, a crazy person, I guess, holding his organs and screaming. That's when I saw it - I saw . . .
Dib (Narration): - The sponge . . . Someone had thrown a water-soaked sponge at Zim, and it stuck to him, drenching him. He was writhing in agony, and it was pretty funny. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. It was PRETTY funny.
Dib: Jeez Zim, it's just a sponge. Get up all ready. It's embarrassing.
Dib (Narration): Everyone in the bathroom was staring at Zim. A lot were laughing too. I felt pretty good about throwing the sponge - yeah, I was the one that did it, but now it was getting kinda out of hand.
Skool Child #1: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!??????!!!!! Heeeeeeeeey? When's the teacher coming back?
Dib (Narration): Just then, it happened.
Skool Child #2: Oh! Here he comes! Maybe we can LEAVE this stinking bathroom!
Dib (Narration): The door opened slowly, like a migraine. The sound it made nearly gave me a migraine too. It was soooooooo slow, I mean, really, does a door have the right to open THAT slowly? Anyway, then, IT happened:
Detention Teacher: The sponges . . .
Dib (Narration): That was PRETTY stupid. And the teacher COLLAPSED! He opened the door, said 'the sponges' and then collapsed! How lame is - WAIT! What's that?!
Dib: Wait! What's that?!
Dib (Narration): Just as I had thought, there was a sponge stuck to the back of his head.
Dib: Wait, I didn't think that.
Dib (Narration): Whatever.
Dib: Hey! There's a sponge stuck to the back of his head!
Dib (Narration): I knew that - so I pulled the sponge off the back of the teacher's head, and I thought perhaps it was just a little weird that there were a couple of little holes in the back of his head, and the hair was missing.
Dib: Hey! There's a pair of little holes in his head . . . and his hair's missing.
Dib (Narration): I examined the horrible sponge, and to my * GASP * horror, I found it covered with his hair!
Dib: EEEEEWW!!!
Dib (Narration): It was pretty disgusting, so I threw it at Zim. He had just calmed down and extricated - WOOOO! big word - the sponge from himself when the second one hit him.
Zim: CURSE YOU DIB-HUMAN!!! CURSE YOU!!!
Dib (Narration): Zim started to roll around on the ground screaming, but sadly, it wasn't as funny as the first time. I only laughed and laughed.
Dib (Narration): Anyway, before long the sponges were upon us, horrible, squirmy, TERRIBLE things they were; biting and tearing off hair and, what? I skipped something? No I didn't! They dropped off the ceiling.
Dib: There aren't any sponges on me!
Dib (Narration): My apologies. As Zim -
Skool Child #2: The big head kid is talking to hisself! He's CRAZY!!!
Dib (Narration): As Zim writhed on the floor, like his STUPID self, and that STUPID kid was makin fun a me, like HIS stupid self, the Teacher got up, looking all zombie-like, and said in a spooky voice 'sponges. . .'
Detention Teacher: . . . sponges . . .
Dib (Narration): It was then that it hit me. We had walked into a trap, . . . standing in that bathroom . . . not walking at all. But then the sponges were upon us, tearing at our hair and poking holes in us. Me, Zim, and the rest of the class, attacked by vicious, evil sponges.
Dib (Narration): And then it was over. I blacked out conveniently.
Dib (Narration): . . .
Dib (Narration): Well, that was certainly dumb.
Fades out
Dib: That's it? That was STUPID! I don't even know how it turned out! Were Zim and I eaten? Well, obviously we're still alive, but, I didn't find out ANYTHING about the paranormal sponges! And I kept passing out! What WAS THAT? I want answers!
Dib (Narration): Oh, well, Zim and I survived somehow, but as usual, there was no evidence left behind for me to prove anything, and sponges erased everyone's mem -
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End of Episode
Written by Dither
Scene 2
Fades in
Dib (Narration): How long I was out, I can't say, but when I came to, my head was feeling - PRETTY bad. I had the feeling that it was INCREDIBLY large, but I'm sure that was just 'cause it hurt.
Dib (Narration): I looked around, and found, to my dismay, that I was in the bathroom with the rest of the students from detention, including the girls. The stupid girl from before was whining about the smell. I imagined she'd be the first to go if this turned out to be like a horror movie.
Dib (Narration): I looked around, but I didn't see the teacher anywhere.
Dib: Hey! Where'd the teacher go?
Zim: AH-HA! The Dib human is AWAKE!! He was fooling! FOOLING!!
Dib: What are you TALKING about?
Zim: The . . . FILTHY . . . RRRRRR-UUUUUUUUURRRRRR . . . TEACHER, said he was going to get a nurse in case there was something wrong with you. You were unconscious for quite a while, I was afraid you were going to die and make my mission less interesting.
Dib (Narration): Something about that sounded suspicious.
Dib: That sounds kinda nice of him. Why would he do a thing like that for me?
Zim: If you WERE dead, he was going to let us swing you around and throw you by your BIG HEAD.
Dib (Narration): That was better. I hadn't thought a teacher would go out of their way - hey . . . that's just MEAN!
Dib: Oh, I guess that's okay. Well, I'm better.
Zim: I was just thinking of a way to fix that, y'know, make you not better . . .
Dib: Great, that's just great Zim.
Dib (Narration): Zim had me a little worried now. Not about what HE could do, but what the Teacher might do in his disappointment when he found out I was okay. And then I remembered that I had three more consecutive life- detentions, and wondered if I wouldn't have been better off getting a jump on my next one -
Dib (Narration): HEY! What am I talking about?! I don't wanna die! Since when did I start thinking like THAT?!
Zim (Narration): I'm responsible for that!
Dib (Narration): ZIM!! Get outta my head!!
Zim (Narration): Rrrrrr . . . AHHHHHHHH . . . MY ORGANS!!!! AHHH you WRETCHED!!!
Dib: What are you DOING Zim?
Dib: Zim was rolling around on the ground like a, a crazy person, I guess, holding his organs and screaming. That's when I saw it - I saw . . .
Dib (Narration): - The sponge . . . Someone had thrown a water-soaked sponge at Zim, and it stuck to him, drenching him. He was writhing in agony, and it was pretty funny. I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. It was PRETTY funny.
Dib: Jeez Zim, it's just a sponge. Get up all ready. It's embarrassing.
Dib (Narration): Everyone in the bathroom was staring at Zim. A lot were laughing too. I felt pretty good about throwing the sponge - yeah, I was the one that did it, but now it was getting kinda out of hand.
Skool Child #1: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!!!!??????!!!!! Heeeeeeeeey? When's the teacher coming back?
Dib (Narration): Just then, it happened.
Skool Child #2: Oh! Here he comes! Maybe we can LEAVE this stinking bathroom!
Dib (Narration): The door opened slowly, like a migraine. The sound it made nearly gave me a migraine too. It was soooooooo slow, I mean, really, does a door have the right to open THAT slowly? Anyway, then, IT happened:
Detention Teacher: The sponges . . .
Dib (Narration): That was PRETTY stupid. And the teacher COLLAPSED! He opened the door, said 'the sponges' and then collapsed! How lame is - WAIT! What's that?!
Dib: Wait! What's that?!
Dib (Narration): Just as I had thought, there was a sponge stuck to the back of his head.
Dib: Wait, I didn't think that.
Dib (Narration): Whatever.
Dib: Hey! There's a sponge stuck to the back of his head!
Dib (Narration): I knew that - so I pulled the sponge off the back of the teacher's head, and I thought perhaps it was just a little weird that there were a couple of little holes in the back of his head, and the hair was missing.
Dib: Hey! There's a pair of little holes in his head . . . and his hair's missing.
Dib (Narration): I examined the horrible sponge, and to my * GASP * horror, I found it covered with his hair!
Dib: EEEEEWW!!!
Dib (Narration): It was pretty disgusting, so I threw it at Zim. He had just calmed down and extricated - WOOOO! big word - the sponge from himself when the second one hit him.
Zim: CURSE YOU DIB-HUMAN!!! CURSE YOU!!!
Dib (Narration): Zim started to roll around on the ground screaming, but sadly, it wasn't as funny as the first time. I only laughed and laughed.
Dib (Narration): Anyway, before long the sponges were upon us, horrible, squirmy, TERRIBLE things they were; biting and tearing off hair and, what? I skipped something? No I didn't! They dropped off the ceiling.
Dib: There aren't any sponges on me!
Dib (Narration): My apologies. As Zim -
Skool Child #2: The big head kid is talking to hisself! He's CRAZY!!!
Dib (Narration): As Zim writhed on the floor, like his STUPID self, and that STUPID kid was makin fun a me, like HIS stupid self, the Teacher got up, looking all zombie-like, and said in a spooky voice 'sponges. . .'
Detention Teacher: . . . sponges . . .
Dib (Narration): It was then that it hit me. We had walked into a trap, . . . standing in that bathroom . . . not walking at all. But then the sponges were upon us, tearing at our hair and poking holes in us. Me, Zim, and the rest of the class, attacked by vicious, evil sponges.
Dib (Narration): And then it was over. I blacked out conveniently.
Dib (Narration): . . .
Dib (Narration): Well, that was certainly dumb.
Fades out
Dib: That's it? That was STUPID! I don't even know how it turned out! Were Zim and I eaten? Well, obviously we're still alive, but, I didn't find out ANYTHING about the paranormal sponges! And I kept passing out! What WAS THAT? I want answers!
Dib (Narration): Oh, well, Zim and I survived somehow, but as usual, there was no evidence left behind for me to prove anything, and sponges erased everyone's mem -
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End of Episode