Chapter 1

By: "SUPREME PRE!!!(SP) EMPRESS OF THE POIPLE LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" & "the Girl with ESP(G w/ESP)"

AUTHOR'S NOTE: normally, we are decent people and Supreme Pre has a 4.0 GPA (G w/ESP snorts) BUT our parents are on vacation and there are some boys over we're on a "sugar" high. Father forgive us for we know not what we do. ::sobs::

Disclaimer: we, thankfully, are not part of the Sailor Moon cult and we have no rights,

whatsoever, (thankGod), to Sailor Moon merchandise and misadventures and their LONG LEGS! This is simply a parody. They are not illegal. We don't own anything. We have signed away our SOULS! The girl w/ ESP is poor.

G w/ESP: and so is the empress… ADMIT IT!

SP: NEVER!

Sailor MOON!

WARNING: Terms of agreement: 1.) if you like sailor moon, don't read or we'll have to set the purple llamas on you 2.) if you're 8-10 years old and a GIRL who watches tv 3.) if you don't mind RATED R language and actions. Make sure you're parents aren't reading this over your back. IF THEY ARE,  HAHAHA!!!! BITCH! BASTARD! YOU ARE A FOOL! If you are a college male sex deprived kinda person, then you are in for a treat! Just call us! 555-FUCK

::shows long legs::

Plot: Sailor moon takes OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and enslaves the NORMAL LLAMAS!!!!!)

G w/ESP: (she's psycho)::takes rope and carving knife and grabs nearby CHAIR and TIES THE SUPREME PRE to it and … CARVES OUT HER … HER... SOMETHING, WE CAN'T SAY WHAT THOUGH, IT'S NOT RATED NC17, ONLY R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::dum dum dum::

SO!

Sailor Moon and her dead sexy friends who have Barbie perfect bodies with LONG SILKY LEGS stalk TUXEDO MASK and HIS dead sexy …HAT!!!! ::screams ^_^::

 Sailor Moon: HEY GIRL! Watcha up to?! Want some… .PIE???????

            she devours pie and eyes Sailor Mercury's LONG LEGS (!)

Sailor Mars: takes out ghetto hat and ghetto tank top w/ ghetto suspenders WORD UP DAWG!!!!!!!!! SURE!

Sailor Mercury: um… I don't think that's very nice. … Sailor Moon, my comrade… we need to spend more time together… you're grades are dropping! I never knew you could go beyond your standard F-!

   (Authors conversing:

            SP: you idiot! Stop tying me up! I am TRYING to TYPE!

G w/ESP: DAMN YOU! GO TO HELL! BITCH!

SP: why'd you invite me to the SLEEPOVER?  Btw, what are these GANGSTERS doing at your house?? ::pause:: THEY HAVE UGLY FACES! TEHY'RE GOING TO EAT ME! ::runs out of the house screaming, meets the cast from AMERICAN PIE 2 (all who have watched shall DIE) …

            G w/ESP: the author is currently being tracked down by the MAFIA and all who don't know the feeling must read I Am the Cheese because that book is REAL and is COOL and has SIMILAR PLOT) ::cough cough::

Sailor Moon: Hey! I have an idea! (G w/ESP: this is really lame, WHY did she talk me into this?) let's take over the world! It should be easy! Just seduce the politicians! With our long legs! And Mercury, GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Sailor Venus: She is the one named SAILOR MOON!

G w/ESP: I saw this coming! I have ESP!

::ending theme song plays::

G w/ESP: this is the end of my limited knowledge of Sailor Moon, of which I own nothing, and of what I have learned from the Empress. She is currently running around the middle of the street bound and gagged… with the Sailor Moon gang chasing her (chanting "WE HAVE LONGER LEGS THAN YOU! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!") Next time, we promise, we shall not be "sugar" high.