Chapter 2
By now, GIR has come to a small park in the middle of a vast, metropolitan city. He walks along the path wearing a little beanie with a propeller on top. As he walks, a bum on bench, seemingly sleeping, notices him
Bum: You! Dog child! The end is near! You must run! THIS WORLD IS DOOMED! DOOMED! DOOOOMED!!!
GIR: Shutting his eyes and smirking I LIKE doom! Doom doom doom, doom doom . . .
Bum: Somehow making sense of what GIR says Are you saying the only way to overcome the apocalypse is to embrace it with a smile? Is your impractical comment suggesting that fighting the inevitable will only destroy us faster? Perhaps this is the truth! Oh knowledgeable dog-child, you have put my soul at ease! I must gather my fellow bums and show them your limitless greatness! Will you teach my people, oh Enlightening One?
Bum starts bowing before GIR
GIR: OO-KAY!!!
Screen fades out. Fade in on center of park, where GIR stands, garbed in Irish clothing, before an audience of bewildered people. A gigantic sound system can be seen some ways back. The bums look questioningly, yet enthusiastically at GIR. Using a remote mechanism, he activates the stereo system. The sound of Riverdance booms out over the park. GIR performs a beautiful solo, soon followed by the entire crowd of bums and GIR riverdancing. Try to picture it. It may be a little hard at first. But it's certainly interesting, whichever way you look at it. Song ends. GIR is still dancing, but people seem to fade away, until night has fallen, and only GIR remains, dancing
GIR: La la la la . . . TACQUITOS! La la la la . . . WALRUS! Looking around Hey! Where'd all thems people go? Realizing he's alone I'M ALONE! SO VERY ALONE! WHY? WHY?! Breaks down in tears. Suddenly pulling himself up I have a cupcake! Munches on a cupcake
A bank robber bursts out of a bank with an uzi and bag of cash in hand. He bolts down the street, looking around wildly. The sound of sirens grows ever louder. Everybody moves out of the way in front of the robber. Suddenly, things turn slow-motion. The bank robber is running, sweat running out of his ski mask. He looks shifty-eyed. GIR is walking down at the end of the street, sucking on a juice box. He just walks and sucks. Back to the robber for several seconds. Back to GIR for several seconds. Back to Robber. Back to GIR. This continues into smaller increments of time, until it's a split second long. Then it shows the robber running straight into GIR, flipping over him, landing in the back of a Pickup Truck, and the Pickup swerving and hitting a fire hydrant and a dog occupying the hydrant. Then the robber is thrown from the vehicle upon impact, and hits a brick wall, crumpling into a broken heap. **GASP** GIR walks over and plucks his juice box from where it flew in all the confusion, and resumes his walking
GIR: La la la la BUM! La la la la . . . umm . . . err . . . well . . . tacos . . . WAFFLES!!!
GIR wanders vaguely through all the places he's been. The destruction is obvious. People leap back in terror at the sign of this evil dog-child. Except for the hobos. They all bow to him. GIR makes his way all the way back to the park where he and Zim parted. The meat-plastered bird is still there. GIR looks around, and starts walking in the direction of Zim's base, which can be seen in the distance. He runs back, eats the bird, then resumes walking back to base
View changes to Zim and Dib in a power struggle with remote-control robots. Dib is standing right inside of the door, and seems to be winning
Dib: Sneering in a sneery kind of sneer You're mine now Zim! Your mighty Irken technology is now match for my amazing knowledge of robotics! HYA!
Dib's robot picks up Zim's and throws it across the room
Zim: Curse you and your infernal head Dib! However, I will not give up that . . .
Dib's robot grabs Zim by his head in threatening head-squishing hold
Dib: Victory for Earth!
Suddenly the door bursts open, smashing Dib into a wall, destroying the remote control and crippling Dib's battlebot. GIR leaps out of his guise
GIR: HI EVERYBODY! I GOT WAFFLES!!! The panel on the top of his head opens and hundreds of waffles fly out
Zim pulls himself out of the robot's head-squishing hold, and yells frantically
Zim: COMPUTER! Remove intruder from premises! Now!
Base: You got it!
Mechanical arm moves door, picks up thoroughly smashed Dib, and throws him at the window. Window is closed, so Dib hits it and bounces off. Arm opens window and throws Dib out. He flies off into the sky. Arm grabs robot and throws it at the window. Robot twinkles off into the distance, taking a section of the wall with it, due to the robot's size. GIR walks over and sits down on a waffle-laden couch. He turns it on and starts watching the Scary Monkey Show. Zim joins him on the couch. They slowly start laughing. This escalates until great proportions. GIR's head explodes. Zim pulls out a juice box and starts sucking on it
Ending Credits Roll
THE END
By now, GIR has come to a small park in the middle of a vast, metropolitan city. He walks along the path wearing a little beanie with a propeller on top. As he walks, a bum on bench, seemingly sleeping, notices him
Bum: You! Dog child! The end is near! You must run! THIS WORLD IS DOOMED! DOOMED! DOOOOMED!!!
GIR: Shutting his eyes and smirking I LIKE doom! Doom doom doom, doom doom . . .
Bum: Somehow making sense of what GIR says Are you saying the only way to overcome the apocalypse is to embrace it with a smile? Is your impractical comment suggesting that fighting the inevitable will only destroy us faster? Perhaps this is the truth! Oh knowledgeable dog-child, you have put my soul at ease! I must gather my fellow bums and show them your limitless greatness! Will you teach my people, oh Enlightening One?
Bum starts bowing before GIR
GIR: OO-KAY!!!
Screen fades out. Fade in on center of park, where GIR stands, garbed in Irish clothing, before an audience of bewildered people. A gigantic sound system can be seen some ways back. The bums look questioningly, yet enthusiastically at GIR. Using a remote mechanism, he activates the stereo system. The sound of Riverdance booms out over the park. GIR performs a beautiful solo, soon followed by the entire crowd of bums and GIR riverdancing. Try to picture it. It may be a little hard at first. But it's certainly interesting, whichever way you look at it. Song ends. GIR is still dancing, but people seem to fade away, until night has fallen, and only GIR remains, dancing
GIR: La la la la . . . TACQUITOS! La la la la . . . WALRUS! Looking around Hey! Where'd all thems people go? Realizing he's alone I'M ALONE! SO VERY ALONE! WHY? WHY?! Breaks down in tears. Suddenly pulling himself up I have a cupcake! Munches on a cupcake
A bank robber bursts out of a bank with an uzi and bag of cash in hand. He bolts down the street, looking around wildly. The sound of sirens grows ever louder. Everybody moves out of the way in front of the robber. Suddenly, things turn slow-motion. The bank robber is running, sweat running out of his ski mask. He looks shifty-eyed. GIR is walking down at the end of the street, sucking on a juice box. He just walks and sucks. Back to the robber for several seconds. Back to GIR for several seconds. Back to Robber. Back to GIR. This continues into smaller increments of time, until it's a split second long. Then it shows the robber running straight into GIR, flipping over him, landing in the back of a Pickup Truck, and the Pickup swerving and hitting a fire hydrant and a dog occupying the hydrant. Then the robber is thrown from the vehicle upon impact, and hits a brick wall, crumpling into a broken heap. **GASP** GIR walks over and plucks his juice box from where it flew in all the confusion, and resumes his walking
GIR: La la la la BUM! La la la la . . . umm . . . err . . . well . . . tacos . . . WAFFLES!!!
GIR wanders vaguely through all the places he's been. The destruction is obvious. People leap back in terror at the sign of this evil dog-child. Except for the hobos. They all bow to him. GIR makes his way all the way back to the park where he and Zim parted. The meat-plastered bird is still there. GIR looks around, and starts walking in the direction of Zim's base, which can be seen in the distance. He runs back, eats the bird, then resumes walking back to base
View changes to Zim and Dib in a power struggle with remote-control robots. Dib is standing right inside of the door, and seems to be winning
Dib: Sneering in a sneery kind of sneer You're mine now Zim! Your mighty Irken technology is now match for my amazing knowledge of robotics! HYA!
Dib's robot picks up Zim's and throws it across the room
Zim: Curse you and your infernal head Dib! However, I will not give up that . . .
Dib's robot grabs Zim by his head in threatening head-squishing hold
Dib: Victory for Earth!
Suddenly the door bursts open, smashing Dib into a wall, destroying the remote control and crippling Dib's battlebot. GIR leaps out of his guise
GIR: HI EVERYBODY! I GOT WAFFLES!!! The panel on the top of his head opens and hundreds of waffles fly out
Zim pulls himself out of the robot's head-squishing hold, and yells frantically
Zim: COMPUTER! Remove intruder from premises! Now!
Base: You got it!
Mechanical arm moves door, picks up thoroughly smashed Dib, and throws him at the window. Window is closed, so Dib hits it and bounces off. Arm opens window and throws Dib out. He flies off into the sky. Arm grabs robot and throws it at the window. Robot twinkles off into the distance, taking a section of the wall with it, due to the robot's size. GIR walks over and sits down on a waffle-laden couch. He turns it on and starts watching the Scary Monkey Show. Zim joins him on the couch. They slowly start laughing. This escalates until great proportions. GIR's head explodes. Zim pulls out a juice box and starts sucking on it
Ending Credits Roll
THE END