CHAPTER III!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR MOON!
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Have fun! This is getting saner and saner! We are slowly rehabilitating FROM "SHUGAH" (sugar). We don't own Dexter's Lab, or Star Wars… or Charlie's Angels… or the Purple Llamas… or American Pie… and Supreme Pre does not own the gateway computer… Kali does… ::SP flinches::
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RECAP:
Sailor Moon: IT'S TIME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! AND I HAVE A PLAN! ::runs to the candy store::
Sailor Venus: She's the one named Sailor Moon!
Kali: I have pepper in my eye!
SP: that's smart...
Kali crumbles on the floor clutching her eye: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the end...
or IS IT????????? ::dum dum dum::
END OF RECAP
[now…]
::after running to the candy store, Sailor Moon gets some sugar lumps! (for the llamas) and, for herself, double dip mint sticks…AND MANGO JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!::
SP: I LOVE MANGO JUICE! And I HATE DOUBLE DIP MINT STIX!!! … maybe I should try … dipping them in the mango juice! *^-^*
::Kali spits out her gum… in disgust….::
SP: MANGO! MANGO! manGO!
Geaky Eagle:: (new AUTHOR!): auf weidersane! SOY GERMANA!!! WOOHOO!
::Kali pix up her gum and puts it back in.. ::
*cough*
::Geaky Eagle snorts::
::Gum comes out again (of Kali's mouth)::
::GE pix it up ..and… and… a little white FUZZBALL comes and takes it…::
::then we all realize we were FANTASIZING and continue with the story::
Kali: I DID spit out the gum!
**MangoMan: I AM HERE!
**Banana Boy: I am about to barge in the window with a bulldozer with bubblegum. Please stand clear! If you see flashing lights, it is OKAY! If you see puffy white clouds, peace be with you! If you see purple llamas doing laundry, laugh.
Kali: the white fuzzball's GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I have ESP!) (I know!)
All: …
Emperor: You!... Off my planet!
::SP takes out her trusty carving knife and attempts to get through the thick fur of the purple llama, succeeds, and the emperor dies::
SP: CAESAR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kali: My eye hurts!
::GE steals the carving knife and takes out the eye::
Kali: …thanks. That's much better! At least the pepper's out!
::everyone's happy.::
::Banana Boy steps over llama corpse and forms conversation with Mango Man about how if Kali eats enough carrots, then her eye will grow back.::
Tuxedo Mask: AHA! Me and my dead sexy hat have arrived!
::cheers::
::Sailor Moon drools over hat::
GE: tell her to stop drooling!
Sailor Moon: But I have a pallet expander!
All: sooooooooooooooooooooooo??????????????????????????????
SP: I SYMPATHIZE! I HAVE ONE TOO! DAMN BRACES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Moon: HA! Tolf you so!
*tolf= told w/expander
GE: I had one but I never talked like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: sooooooooooooooooooooooo??????????????????????????????
SP: that's just in for the emphasizement!
All: sooooooooooooooooooooooo??????????????????????????????
GE: I …I … IT-
All: sooooooooooooooooooooooo??????????????????????????????
Sailor Moon : I present… THE BLUEPRINT!!! OPERATION DOUBLE DIP CHOCOLATE MINT STIX MIXED WITH MANGO JUICE AND A BANANA SPLIT!! *author's lame attempts to resume plot*
::Kali's gum falls out again and GE attempts to eat it but the crowd chimes in…
All: sooooooooooooooooooooooo??????????????????????????????
Kali: Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
::GE leaves and comes back five seconds later bouncing on a 2 centimeter diameter marble with a 10cm diameter star on it juggling fire sticks and blowing a huge bubblegum (that she found on the floor…)::
Kali: If I throw a stick, will you all leave?
SP: You're too smart to hang out with us.. look at all your smart comebacks!
GE: whatta?
Sailor Venus: She's the one named Sailor Moon! Can I have a real part???
Kali: No. Worship me.
::Sailor Venus bows::
Kali: Peace be with you.
Sailor Venus: oh, thank you…..
Kali: And with you… and you… and you…not you, Supreme Pre!
SP: darn!
Kali: hey I grew my eye back!
GE: Hey, the blueprint doesn't make sense!
SP: Yea, the bananas don't go there, go consult with a consultant.
Kali: I don't work here. I'm a consultant. … No I'm not! Banana Boy is!
Banana Boy: I am? Cool!
Kali: Hey… this blueprint might work! … I sound reasonable... Time to up my
medication!
GE: I'll do it for you! ::overdoses Kali::
Kali: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
::collapses on the floor::
[five minutes later…]
Sailor Jupiter picks up Kali's head and shakes her head sadly… the atmosphere was tense with anxiety. Big anime sweatdrops were appearing over everyone's heads… Supreme Pre looked rather excited, though… Flower petals gently fell from the sky… A hummingbird hummed in the background…
Sailor Jupiter: I'm afraid… that… she's… left this universe.
SP: WOOHOO!
Kali: No I'm not! WAIT! … YOU ALL ARE HERE! THIS MUST BE HELL! IT'S HELL WITH FLOURESCENT LIGHTING!
GE: No it isn't! it's my basement!
SP: I am the author… it is time to end the insanity. And move on to the next chapter! Sailor VENUS!
Sailor Venus: She's the one named Sailor Moon!
Find out how they save the Super Bowl dome! And destroy the White House!