SAILOR MOON AND THE POIPLE LLAMAS PART TEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR MOON GOES TO BAND CAMP!!!!!!!!
Ok, guys, we forgot what we published oh, so long ago, so this is going to be a whole different story, with lots a poiple llamas.. And she goes BAND CAMP!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: we do not own band camp, or sailor moon. If we did, we would be tried for war crimes.. BAND CAMP IS A SECRET ORG. DEVOTED TO WOLRD DOMINATION! Beware... neither do we own American pie. We do not own STAR WARS
[recap]
FOOL
[end of recap]
EXCITABLE FLUTE PLAYER IN BAND CAMP: My name's too long!
SAILOR MOON: HAHA! Mine's purty..
GIRL WITH ESP: this is going to be verrry predictable. I mean band camp, haven't you seen American Pie???????
SUPREME PRE: No. NEVAH!
EFPIBC: This is better. if I could only memorize my lines. I've seen those movies and I worship them. Wait, no I don't! These damned writers, they keep putting word in my mouth!!
G w/ ESP: The writers are gods.
SP: I'm THE WRITER!!!! I AM GOD!!! BOW TO ME!
G w/ESP: ::Snorts::
Sailor MERC: ::bows to SP::
SP: HA!
SAILOR JUPITER: Are we ever going to Band Camp?
ESP: OFF TO CAMP!
::the bus leaves::
::everyone runs behind the bus. for the next 500 miles, they continue running until they reach camp!::
SAILOR MARS: ARE WE THERE YET???
SAILOR VENUS: ::slurring, with bottle in hand:: Three bottles of rum on the wall! Take one down, pass it around , TWO bottles of rum on the wall! ::burps loudly::
SAILOR MERC: Merc sounds cool. I knew these LONG SEXY legs had a purpose.
EFPIBC: Oh, no! I left my hairbrush behind! And my bubblegum scented nailpolish! I think I dropped them just before the bus left!! ::takes off after the tire marks, returning 5 years later with nailpolish and hairbrush in hand
:: Narrator: Thankfully for them, time has no real value here in band camp! You're here FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! ::voice echoes off the walls of the electrical barbed wire fences surrounding the camp. a kid runs into them, a loud shock sounds, and he falls,. a foreboding silent blankets the area, the funeral march sounds over the loud speakers::
MR. PORRIDGE: YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! You will be forced to learn and relearn drill charts and music for the rest of your daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.
EFPIBC: RUN FOR THE GATES EVERYONE!!! THE FOOD SUCKS!!!!
Sailor Moon: ::Runs to the gates, gets electrocuted, and is sadly saved by Paramedic BOB::
Sailor Moon: Damn you bob, you saved me and now I have to live through band camp with scorched hair, I don't look cute anymore!!! ::goes to pout in the loo::
SP: blimey, she was annoying.
Sailor Jupiter: ::exits cabin with her sports bra and shorts on, half unzippered:: has anyone seen my flute???
Sailor MERC: By my calculations, it's approximately 46 degrees to the left, 248.347 steps behind you. :: Jupiter marches away, making heads turn::
Bob: THAT'S NOT SANITARY! WEAR A HAT, YOU UNZIPPERED SEXY BITCH! DRINK LOTS OF WATER!!!!
MR. PORRIDGE: AS the band camp director, I direct you to direct yo asses into yo cribs and direct you're your spare free time of -2 minutes to something USEFUL! Like drinking lots of WATAH! O yeah, sean, ill meet you on the 50 yard line ramp at midnight!! ::snickers, "can't wait for the threesome with the ramp. teehee" ::
Narrator: what happened to all the profanity?
ESP GIRL: it's gonna happen in appr. 2.24577425 seconds..
:: 2.24577425 seconds later.::
Random Kid with One line:: FUCK YOU WHORE!!!!
::does a random act of profanity, three old ladies shriek and faint. Sailor Jup winks from the distance, Bob comes to the rescue, and thankfully the ladies are saved.::
::In the hospital.::
Old Lady No. 1: How are you darling?? ::wobbles over:: that man was. EVIIIIIIIIIIL! Against the teachings of the BIBLE.
Old Lady 3: I'm fine, deary, but he was dead sexy. he's my JESUS in my fantasy! ::sighs a horny sigh::
1: I checked my email today, and I heard about a female viagra! That Random Kid With One Line is MINE!
:: #3 starts humping the IV pole. but only could do it for 2.24577425 seconds cuz her old, frail bones couldn't take it!::
ESP GIRL: EWWW and to think that ESP was a gift.
::BoB comes in::
Bob: I have some saaaaaaaaad news. #2 is dead.
::#1 wobbles over to the dead body, half and hour later she finally reaches it, all horny and ready to hump, when PMS Nurse comes and wheels it away::
1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END.
SP: doesn't this leave you full of suspense? I'm so completely DYING to know what happens! G w/ ESP: I could tell you.see,
.. THE END AGAIN
SP: wait, we forgot. hit it Venus!
Sailor Venus: She's the one named Sailor Moon!
SAILOR MOON GOES TO BAND CAMP!!!!!!!!
Ok, guys, we forgot what we published oh, so long ago, so this is going to be a whole different story, with lots a poiple llamas.. And she goes BAND CAMP!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: we do not own band camp, or sailor moon. If we did, we would be tried for war crimes.. BAND CAMP IS A SECRET ORG. DEVOTED TO WOLRD DOMINATION! Beware... neither do we own American pie. We do not own STAR WARS
[recap]
FOOL
[end of recap]
EXCITABLE FLUTE PLAYER IN BAND CAMP: My name's too long!
SAILOR MOON: HAHA! Mine's purty..
GIRL WITH ESP: this is going to be verrry predictable. I mean band camp, haven't you seen American Pie???????
SUPREME PRE: No. NEVAH!
EFPIBC: This is better. if I could only memorize my lines. I've seen those movies and I worship them. Wait, no I don't! These damned writers, they keep putting word in my mouth!!
G w/ ESP: The writers are gods.
SP: I'm THE WRITER!!!! I AM GOD!!! BOW TO ME!
G w/ESP: ::Snorts::
Sailor MERC: ::bows to SP::
SP: HA!
SAILOR JUPITER: Are we ever going to Band Camp?
ESP: OFF TO CAMP!
::the bus leaves::
::everyone runs behind the bus. for the next 500 miles, they continue running until they reach camp!::
SAILOR MARS: ARE WE THERE YET???
SAILOR VENUS: ::slurring, with bottle in hand:: Three bottles of rum on the wall! Take one down, pass it around , TWO bottles of rum on the wall! ::burps loudly::
SAILOR MERC: Merc sounds cool. I knew these LONG SEXY legs had a purpose.
EFPIBC: Oh, no! I left my hairbrush behind! And my bubblegum scented nailpolish! I think I dropped them just before the bus left!! ::takes off after the tire marks, returning 5 years later with nailpolish and hairbrush in hand
:: Narrator: Thankfully for them, time has no real value here in band camp! You're here FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! FOREVER!! ::voice echoes off the walls of the electrical barbed wire fences surrounding the camp. a kid runs into them, a loud shock sounds, and he falls,. a foreboding silent blankets the area, the funeral march sounds over the loud speakers::
MR. PORRIDGE: YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!! You will be forced to learn and relearn drill charts and music for the rest of your daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays.
EFPIBC: RUN FOR THE GATES EVERYONE!!! THE FOOD SUCKS!!!!
Sailor Moon: ::Runs to the gates, gets electrocuted, and is sadly saved by Paramedic BOB::
Sailor Moon: Damn you bob, you saved me and now I have to live through band camp with scorched hair, I don't look cute anymore!!! ::goes to pout in the loo::
SP: blimey, she was annoying.
Sailor Jupiter: ::exits cabin with her sports bra and shorts on, half unzippered:: has anyone seen my flute???
Sailor MERC: By my calculations, it's approximately 46 degrees to the left, 248.347 steps behind you. :: Jupiter marches away, making heads turn::
Bob: THAT'S NOT SANITARY! WEAR A HAT, YOU UNZIPPERED SEXY BITCH! DRINK LOTS OF WATER!!!!
MR. PORRIDGE: AS the band camp director, I direct you to direct yo asses into yo cribs and direct you're your spare free time of -2 minutes to something USEFUL! Like drinking lots of WATAH! O yeah, sean, ill meet you on the 50 yard line ramp at midnight!! ::snickers, "can't wait for the threesome with the ramp. teehee" ::
Narrator: what happened to all the profanity?
ESP GIRL: it's gonna happen in appr. 2.24577425 seconds..
:: 2.24577425 seconds later.::
Random Kid with One line:: FUCK YOU WHORE!!!!
::does a random act of profanity, three old ladies shriek and faint. Sailor Jup winks from the distance, Bob comes to the rescue, and thankfully the ladies are saved.::
::In the hospital.::
Old Lady No. 1: How are you darling?? ::wobbles over:: that man was. EVIIIIIIIIIIL! Against the teachings of the BIBLE.
Old Lady 3: I'm fine, deary, but he was dead sexy. he's my JESUS in my fantasy! ::sighs a horny sigh::
1: I checked my email today, and I heard about a female viagra! That Random Kid With One Line is MINE!
:: #3 starts humping the IV pole. but only could do it for 2.24577425 seconds cuz her old, frail bones couldn't take it!::
ESP GIRL: EWWW and to think that ESP was a gift.
::BoB comes in::
Bob: I have some saaaaaaaaad news. #2 is dead.
::#1 wobbles over to the dead body, half and hour later she finally reaches it, all horny and ready to hump, when PMS Nurse comes and wheels it away::
1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END.
SP: doesn't this leave you full of suspense? I'm so completely DYING to know what happens! G w/ ESP: I could tell you.see,
.. THE END AGAIN
SP: wait, we forgot. hit it Venus!
Sailor Venus: She's the one named Sailor Moon!