I just came up with this one last night. Not much else to say about it.
I don't own Inu Yasha, but if I'm lucky then I'll get published someday. (I'm writing a book.)
Battle for the Red One
By Scorpiogal
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Jane Doe!"
"Psycho Ex!"
"Slut!"
"Witch!"
Kagome glared at Kikyo, and Kikyo glared back. Sango walked over to Shippou and asked, "What's going on?"
"I missed the beginning, but I think they're fighting over something." Shippou whispered.
Sango looked at him and sweatdropped, "No, really, ya' think?"
Kikyo snorted and said, "You are just a second hand armature and you are going to lose."
"In you're dreams, Barbie!" Kagome said. "When this is over I will be the one walking away with the red one." She pointed toward the tree where Inu Yasha was sleeping.
Kikyo gave her a dirty look then suggested they shoot arrows. Kikyo shot the first arrow and it hit the bull's-eye. "Beat that, Jane Doe." She said.
Kagome nodded casually. She stepped up to the white line and turned her back to the target. She shoot the arrow behind her back and hit the target. "Beat that, Psycho Ex!" They did a whole bunch of crazy tricks, Kikyo did it blind folded, Kagome did it under her legs. Kikyo shot it with her feet, Kagome shot it with her teeth, Kikyo shot it with her tongue.
It came out a tie. Kagome and Kikyo stood panting and glaring at each other. "Now what genious?" Kikyo asked.
"Make them stop Sango! Make them stop!" Shippou cried.
"Hey! You guys!" Sango said. "This really isn't a good idea!"
Kagome made a motion that said, "Shove it, Sango!" Kikyo started to turn purple. Kagome trembled as she tried to hold her breath. Kikyo shoved her, because she plays dirty. But Kagome doesn't take people pushing her around, (I.e. SIT!!). So she shoved her back. They shoved each other, then Kikyo grabbed a chunk of her hair and pulled.
"YAAHH!" Kagome screamed.
"I win! I win!" Kikyo shouted.
"Nuh uh! You cheated!" Kagome complained.
"Nuh uh! At the beginning we made it clear that there was no cheating." Kikyo smiled big.
"Best 2 out of 3!" Kagome shouted raising a fist.
"It won't matter, if we did! I will win each of them!" Kikyo said.
"I will not give up!" Kagome shouted.
Kagome looked nervously at the 72 sake bottles. "Um, I've never had sake before." She admitted quietly.
"Can't stand the heat? Then get out of the kitchen!" Kikyo said cradling the neck of a bottle. "You don't have to try my contest, you know. All you have to do is forfeit and-"
Kagome growled and help out her hand, "Hit me, Sango!"
Sango handed her a bottle.
Sixteen bottles later.
Kikyo smiled drunkly at Kagome who was falling face first into the sake puddle she had made five bottles ago.
"Heh, yuurrr bout ta loose." Kikyo mumbled and swayed a little bit.
"N-no, you haven't won yet Kick you!" Kagome said louder then she needed to.
"Just admit I'm stronger then you! The first one to pass out or throw up loses." Kikyo said.
Kagome felt the feeling rising in her chest. "Excuse me." She said. She jolted her head like a hairballing cat and clutched her chest and mouth. She stumbled off behind a tree and relieved her stomach.
"Good night." Kikyo said and she fell backwards passing out.
Seven hours and a hangover later.
"Okay, my turn to challenge." Kagome said. " I challenge you to a bike riding contest."
"Okay, now that shouldn't be aloud." Kikyo said. "That would be like me challenging you to a-."
"To a drinking contest?" Kagome frowned at her.
"It's not like they have bikes in my time." Kikyo said.
"There aren't any rules, Kikyo, remember?" Kagome said.
"You have to successfully ride up that hill, around the tree, come back down and stop before we get to that white line. Whoever crosses that white line, will lose whoever get's the closest without crossing it, wins."
Kagome went first. She switched her bike into gear and went up the hill. She circled the tree, zoomed down the hill, and stopped gracefully before the line. Kikyo got on the bike. She struggled up the hill half pushing herself along the way, She almost ran into the tree as she circled it, then she zoomed down the hill screaming. She passed the white line and landed in a mud puddle.
"Yay! I won!" Kagome shouted.
Kikyo made that crybaby face she usually makes when she doesn't get her way. Kagome jumped around celebrating. That was when Inu Yasha decided to wake up. He jumped out of the tree and stood in front of it. He looked at Kikyo who was pouting in a mud puddle to Kagome who was jumping around screaming.
"What is wrong with you?" he asked.
Kagome smiled evilly his way. She stood and pointed, "The red one is mine!" Inu Yasha raised an eyebrow and took a step back. Kagome started to walk toward him.
Sango and Shippou held their breath and Kikyo watched in envy. Kagome walked past Inu Yasha and pulled something out from behind to tree. She held it up triumphantly. Everyone saw it and facefaulted. Kikyo burst into tears.
"Kagome," Sango, who was the first to recover said. "Is that a STARBURST?"
"It's not just any starburst!!" Kagome exclaimed. "It's CHERRY!"
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It was a fun story, but no mo chaptos afto this! Pwease review! ^_^
I don't own Inu Yasha, but if I'm lucky then I'll get published someday. (I'm writing a book.)
Battle for the Red One
By Scorpiogal
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Bitch!"
"Jane Doe!"
"Psycho Ex!"
"Slut!"
"Witch!"
Kagome glared at Kikyo, and Kikyo glared back. Sango walked over to Shippou and asked, "What's going on?"
"I missed the beginning, but I think they're fighting over something." Shippou whispered.
Sango looked at him and sweatdropped, "No, really, ya' think?"
Kikyo snorted and said, "You are just a second hand armature and you are going to lose."
"In you're dreams, Barbie!" Kagome said. "When this is over I will be the one walking away with the red one." She pointed toward the tree where Inu Yasha was sleeping.
Kikyo gave her a dirty look then suggested they shoot arrows. Kikyo shot the first arrow and it hit the bull's-eye. "Beat that, Jane Doe." She said.
Kagome nodded casually. She stepped up to the white line and turned her back to the target. She shoot the arrow behind her back and hit the target. "Beat that, Psycho Ex!" They did a whole bunch of crazy tricks, Kikyo did it blind folded, Kagome did it under her legs. Kikyo shot it with her feet, Kagome shot it with her teeth, Kikyo shot it with her tongue.
It came out a tie. Kagome and Kikyo stood panting and glaring at each other. "Now what genious?" Kikyo asked.
"Make them stop Sango! Make them stop!" Shippou cried.
"Hey! You guys!" Sango said. "This really isn't a good idea!"
Kagome made a motion that said, "Shove it, Sango!" Kikyo started to turn purple. Kagome trembled as she tried to hold her breath. Kikyo shoved her, because she plays dirty. But Kagome doesn't take people pushing her around, (I.e. SIT!!). So she shoved her back. They shoved each other, then Kikyo grabbed a chunk of her hair and pulled.
"YAAHH!" Kagome screamed.
"I win! I win!" Kikyo shouted.
"Nuh uh! You cheated!" Kagome complained.
"Nuh uh! At the beginning we made it clear that there was no cheating." Kikyo smiled big.
"Best 2 out of 3!" Kagome shouted raising a fist.
"It won't matter, if we did! I will win each of them!" Kikyo said.
"I will not give up!" Kagome shouted.
Kagome looked nervously at the 72 sake bottles. "Um, I've never had sake before." She admitted quietly.
"Can't stand the heat? Then get out of the kitchen!" Kikyo said cradling the neck of a bottle. "You don't have to try my contest, you know. All you have to do is forfeit and-"
Kagome growled and help out her hand, "Hit me, Sango!"
Sango handed her a bottle.
Sixteen bottles later.
Kikyo smiled drunkly at Kagome who was falling face first into the sake puddle she had made five bottles ago.
"Heh, yuurrr bout ta loose." Kikyo mumbled and swayed a little bit.
"N-no, you haven't won yet Kick you!" Kagome said louder then she needed to.
"Just admit I'm stronger then you! The first one to pass out or throw up loses." Kikyo said.
Kagome felt the feeling rising in her chest. "Excuse me." She said. She jolted her head like a hairballing cat and clutched her chest and mouth. She stumbled off behind a tree and relieved her stomach.
"Good night." Kikyo said and she fell backwards passing out.
Seven hours and a hangover later.
"Okay, my turn to challenge." Kagome said. " I challenge you to a bike riding contest."
"Okay, now that shouldn't be aloud." Kikyo said. "That would be like me challenging you to a-."
"To a drinking contest?" Kagome frowned at her.
"It's not like they have bikes in my time." Kikyo said.
"There aren't any rules, Kikyo, remember?" Kagome said.
"You have to successfully ride up that hill, around the tree, come back down and stop before we get to that white line. Whoever crosses that white line, will lose whoever get's the closest without crossing it, wins."
Kagome went first. She switched her bike into gear and went up the hill. She circled the tree, zoomed down the hill, and stopped gracefully before the line. Kikyo got on the bike. She struggled up the hill half pushing herself along the way, She almost ran into the tree as she circled it, then she zoomed down the hill screaming. She passed the white line and landed in a mud puddle.
"Yay! I won!" Kagome shouted.
Kikyo made that crybaby face she usually makes when she doesn't get her way. Kagome jumped around celebrating. That was when Inu Yasha decided to wake up. He jumped out of the tree and stood in front of it. He looked at Kikyo who was pouting in a mud puddle to Kagome who was jumping around screaming.
"What is wrong with you?" he asked.
Kagome smiled evilly his way. She stood and pointed, "The red one is mine!" Inu Yasha raised an eyebrow and took a step back. Kagome started to walk toward him.
Sango and Shippou held their breath and Kikyo watched in envy. Kagome walked past Inu Yasha and pulled something out from behind to tree. She held it up triumphantly. Everyone saw it and facefaulted. Kikyo burst into tears.
"Kagome," Sango, who was the first to recover said. "Is that a STARBURST?"
"It's not just any starburst!!" Kagome exclaimed. "It's CHERRY!"
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It was a fun story, but no mo chaptos afto this! Pwease review! ^_^