Zim Fic 103a/b: Lord of the Worm-Babies

A/N: Wheeeeeeeee! Time for some Dooooooooomy Doom!

Scene 4

Fade In

The fortress is nowhere near done. The children are all running around, splashing in a lagoon, eating strange fruits, vomiting from eating strange fruits, etc. There is a small pile of materials to build the fortress, but only one or two children are working on it - they struggle to push a little pole into the ground

Dib: Wow ... somehow, I thought they'd be uh ... more ... his mindless slaves.

Mia: Well, they ARE pretty mindless.

Gyok: So, what should we DO exactly?

Katrina: "If you can keep your head when all about you; Are losing theirs and blaming it on you..."

Dib: Then what?

Katrina: Quietly Well, there's a lot more to it, but if you fit all the description, then you'll be a man.

Mia: I don't see what that's go to do with what we're trying to do now.

Katrina: Quieter Well, * I * do.

Dib: Ummm ... I just noticed. Where's Galadriel?

Mia and Gyok shrug

Katrina: Still very quietly She's over there!

Dib: What Katrina?

Katrina: Suddenly loud voice She's going right to Zim!

Camera first cuts to a view of Zim sitting on a massive thrown made of leaves and sticks and rocks, held together with ... dookie? Zim is obviously not pleased with the smell. There is a monkey (Scary Monkey?) sitting next to him, ripping pieces of the throne out and throwing them. Though they built it, the kids all stay far away from throne

Galadriel struts towards him, and descends the massive, foul-smelling throne

Zim: What do YOU want filthy - (Starts choking on stench

Grabs Zim by the neck and lifts him up. A crowd of children is at the base of the throne, watching

Tears the conch off Zim's hand-made necklace and throws him down to the base of the throne

Galadriel: Holding conch up high Everyone! We are trapped on a desert island! We need to take this situation SERIOUSLY!

Zim: Obey ME Earth-pig!

Galadriel: Shut up! I have the conch! Clears throat For those of you who have a greater degree of intellect than the rest, we are going our separate way from those who would fall to this pathetic alien! Gyok, Mia, Katrina, and I ...

Dib: Interrupting And me, I started it!

Galadriel: Almost hissing I'VE got the conch! To everyone We're going ... Pointing in a random 'out' direction that way! If you aren't as stupid as everyone else, come with us!

Dib, Mia, Katrina, and Gyok scuttle in the direction she points, as though demonstrating. A small number of other kids join them, but not many. The ratio looks to be about 1 out of 7 or 1 out of 8 kids from the massive group joins them

Zim: Get off my ... MAGNIFICIENT ... throne!

Walks down and gives a kick in the shins. He keels over and she kicks his head and drops the conch on him, and then walks towards the newly formed group

Galadriel: Over her shoulder I was done using it anyway.

Zim: Moaning My ... organs! So ... owwwwwwww. You! Followers! GET them! Go ... eat their disgusting heads or ... candy guts ... or something.

No one moves. Zim writhes in agaony. Galadriel reaches the group and they move out of sight of the other, bigger one

Dib: Wow! I've never seen anyone stand up to Zim like that!

Galadriel: He's a wuss.

Dib: Turning back to the new group Well everybody, Obviously terribly excited to have some 'friends' my name's Dib. My dad's Professor Membrane, if you've ever ... watched his show.

A little 'ooooOOOOOoooo' goes through the crowd

Dib: Turning to Galadriel This is Galadriel, who may be scarier than my sister, Gaz.

Galadriel looks a little embarrassed, and gives a weak little 'hi' and a wave

Dib: And these are Gyok, A wave Mia, A wave and Katrina. A curtsey from behind the book What are your names?

A slightly pudgy girl with orange hair and pink streaks, a white shirt and plaid bondage pants (A/N: I learned something new about clothing when I researched 'bondage pants' to do the original drawing that's on my site - you learn something everyday ^.^) spoke up

Jessie: Taking off her glasses, putting a beanie on and stuffing her hair under it Well, I'm Jessie. She puts her glasses back on after sufficiently stuffing her hair

A small chubby girl with blonde hair and large blue eyes and large glasses was next

Lucy: Quietly My name's Lucy. I have a first aid kit if anyone's hurt from working for Zim before ...

Everyone shakes his or her head

Lucy: More determined Well, if anyone DOES get hurt, I can patch them up! Smiles and does squeezy-fist thing

Dib: And who are you?

Dib looks at a tall kid with a brown afro, a red coat, a blue buttoned shirt, and a yellow tie

Kid: Me? I'm Nabeshin! And this Jerks a thumb at himself is a cameo!

Dib: A cameo of what?

Nabeshin: This is my vacation! Singing to himself I'm Nabeshin, my afro suits me, it's easy to clean, just wash it once ... the girls all like it 'cause it's fluffy, I like it 'cause I don't have to brush ..."

Dib: ...

Mia: ...

Gyok: ...

Galadriel: ...

Jessie: ...

Lucy and Katrina: Happily Hello Nabeshin!

Nabeshin: Hello girls!

A girl with brown hair and a slightly southern accent charges towards the group

Nabeshin: Wha! Not HER! I gotta split! Runs away

Girl: WA~IT! Why you runnin' from my soooouup!

Both disappear, apparently running across the ocean water without sinking

Dib: Well that was ...

Mia: ... REALLY stupid.

Dib and Mia catch each other's eye again and laugh nervously. Everyone still refuses to notice

Galadriel: The sun is setting; we should build a shelter before nightfall.

Dib: Maybe we could find a cave or something?

Lucy: A bunch of us littl'uns went exploring the island all ready. There's a big rock cave over on the other side of the island.

Dib: Littl'uns?

Katrina: Excited Cave? Happy 'squeeeee' noise Let's go!

Lucy: Just a word of warning though, there was a weird kid that kind of claimed it for himself there.

Mia: It can't be all that bad. If it's big enough, we can always share it with him.

Galadriel: Evil smile and squeezy-fist Or we could always take it from him, and kick him out.

The group follows Lucy around the beach to the other side of the island. As they approach the cave, they see strange things, including a sign that read: 'Welcome to New Canada."

The cave, once they reach it, is one out of every little boy or girls's dreams. There is a massive cave carved out of the sheer rock cliff, with holes in the wall for climbing up. Just above the cave cliff-face are a number of fruit-bearing trees, and off to the right of the cave mouth, a freshwater stream trickled down the rock, and flowed down the beach

Group, sans Lucy: Neeeeeeeat.

Dib: About all that stuff I said before about this not being fun ...

Mia: ... scratch that.

Gyok: Matter-of-factly I'll run a check on the water and the plants, and see if they're sanitary.

Galadriel: Disguising happiness I'll go stand around look menacing ...

Lucy: Getting into the WOOT! Spirit I'll go pick some ... wildflowers or something!

Jessie: Shrugs I'll go with either Lucy or you Galadriel.

Katrina: Happily I'll sit and read my book.

Dib: Mia, let's find the other kid that's supposed to be here.

The group breaks up and goes off to do their own, separate things, while Dib and Mia go to investigate the cave

Approaching the cave, they find dozens of tiny Canadian flags jammed into cracks in the cliff-face. On closer inspection, they find a sign directly in front of the cave that reads: 'New Canada -Population: 4 - Frazier - Turnip - Tree - Moose (In the back)'

Mia: I feel ... frightened. Are we safe?

Dib: I think we're Doomed.

Voice drifts from back inside cave

Voice: Who dares enter New Canada without Our permission?

Mia: Yeah pretty Doomed.

Dib: Mommy.

A boy with violently red hair and spooky red eyes walks out, wearing a hat with the Canada leaf on it, and a black shirt that read: 'Canada will rule you ALL!'

Frazier: Don't call me Strawberry.

Dib: We didn't ... CALL you ... Mia slaps a hand over Dib's mouth mmmmph.

Mia: We don't want to excite the psycho! Keep your mouth shut! To Frazier Uhhh ... hi. We were wondering ... we have a group of people ... uh ... Dib holds up eight fingers - Mia still has a hand over his mouth eight, and we were wondering if we could share the cave with you.

Frazier: Sure.

Mia lets go of Dib unexpectedly

Dib: Really?

Frazier: Of course, I was kind of hoping some other people would join me, but everyone was acting like they were afraid of me.

Dib: Well, it's no wond-uhhhhhh ... Mia hits him over the head

Mia: Thanks! We'll go get the others!

Frazier: Are you okay?

Dib: Oww ...

Dib, Mia, and Frazier find the others and tell them, and everyone moves into the cave. They assemble beds and stuff out of leaves, and tend a small fire lit with matches provided by ... someone after a vain attempt to light one with focused light through glasses

Night falls, and everyone goes to sleep

Fade out



End of Scene 4

A/N: In case you've noticed the silly behavior between Mia and Dib, that's just me toying with the characters - Mia and Dib are actually in a relationship in "Wait.. Was This Supposed to be a Love Story?" and "The Well Written Chaotic Story of DoOm!" by Sara Harmony, and I'm toying with them. I imagine mine is a separate 'universe' from hers, because they meet for the first time in her story, in Skool.

There are still a small handful of characters to introduce, but I'm not accepting any more. I'm sorry if you really wanted your character in this, but I gave plenty of prior notice. You'll have to wait 'til the next time.

I may have an update for my website with more pictures today if I can get to the scanner.