Hey! I know this is supposed to be a one shot, but I decide otherwise! Hope
you like! ^_^
Chapter 2: Battle for HER
"You can't have her!" Kouga smiled confidently at Inu Yasha.
"What are you talking about!" Inu Yasha shouted. "I've always had her, she travels with ME, doesn't she?!"
"But she doesn't like you, you've never had a chance!" Kouga said.
"The fudge I do! She was with me last night!" Inu Yasha boasted.
"Yeah right! You couldn't catch a thing like her! You couldn't even catch the flu!" Kouga said.
"Shut up and fight me!" Inu Yasha shouted. He raised his fist into the air. Kouga raised his fist into the air.
""Paper, Rock, Scissors!""
Two rocks.
""Paper, Rock, Scissors!""
Two papers.
""Paper, Rock, Scissors!""
Kouga Paper, Inu Yasha rock.
"YES!" Kouga shouted.
"This isn't over yet, Whimpy wolf!" Inu Yasha shouted. "We made a deal! Three out of Five wins a chase for her and we're at a draw!"
"Well there's only been two games! You pick next, happy?" Kouga said.
"Ecstatic!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"All right! Now this is my kind of sport!" Kouga said. They sat at opposite sides of the boulder.
Shippou came along. "Uh-oh, not another one!" he went and sat beside Inu Yasha.
"You know you're setting yourself up for a loss!" Kouga said. "How can a weak halfling like you defeat a demon like me?"
"Watch me!" Inu Yasha said. He rolled back his sleeve. They stuck there arms out and clasped each others hand. "1,2,3!" Shippou shouted. They both started to arm wrestle. Kouga leaned it to the left. Inu Yasha leaned it to the right, then they were back in the middle. Kouga leaned forward a little bit. Inu Yasha gripped the boulder. They both gritted their teeth and their faces turned red. Then they both started screaming. POW!
Inu Yasha slammed Kouga's arm against the boulder so hard that the rock exploded.
Inu Yasha jumped ten feet into the air, "WOOHAH!"
"Idiot! Get down!" Kouga said. "She'll know what we're up to if you do that!" he pointed at where Kagome was doing her homework. She glanced up at them. They both sweatdropped. She sighed and went back to what she was doing.
"What's wrong? Can't think of something for us to do?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Well, I can't think with a half breed breathing down my neck!" Kouga shouted in frustration.
Then Miroku and Shippou were walking by.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha got their attention. "We need two more competitions, can any of you think of any?"
Oh what they got themselves into. ;;;;;;;;
"Alright." Miroku said, "The one who can say the most embarrassing thing about themselves wins!"
Inu Yasha and Kouga sweatdropped but they were desperate enough to do it. (Or stupid enough.) They both stood up on a roof in front of the whole village. Some people glanced at them as they walked by.
"Ladies first!" Kouga said.
Inu Yasha growled at him.
"Just go, Inu Yasha!" Sango said.
He sighed and sweatdropped somemore. "I turn into a human on the new moon."
.....
"And?" Miroku said.
"That's it!" Inu Yasha said.
"Oh, please!" Kouga said. He shoved Inu Yasha aside. "HEY!" he shouted loud enough to turn a few heads.
"I'm afraid of butterflies!" he shouted.
A couple of people sweatdropped and walked faster.
"How do you like that, dogturd!" he said with a smile.
"Actually, that doesn't seem to bother you so no one wins that one." Miroku said.
"WHAT?!" Both guys said.
"The one whom does the boldest thing wins!" Sango said.
Inu Yasha and Kouga sat thinking of that one for a second. "I've got it!" Inu Yasha said. He went up to Sango, grabbed her face and kissed her. She looked freaked out. "PERVERT!" she recovered fast and hit him on the head with her boomerang.
Inu Yasha sat rubbing the bump on his head. Sango stormed off not wanting anymore part in this story.
"That was pretty bold." Miroku said.
Kouga had to find some way to top that, but how?
Idea!
He went up to Inu Yasha and kissed him.
"EWWW!" Miroku turned around and purposely banged his head against the nearest tree.
Inu Yasha was about to kill him. "You frickn' queer!" Inu Yasha shouted. He drew his sword on him. Kouga moved away in a whirlwind. "I'm only trying to win the bet, dogturd, get a clue!"
"Well you're pretty frickn' desperate!" Inu Yasha shouted angrily. "Remind me to kill you when this is over!"
Inu Yasha sheathed his sword and looked over at Miroku.
The priest was banging his head against a tree saying, "BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! I'M BLIND! BAD IMAGE!" over and over again.
Inu Yasha spit in disgust.
"I'll give you a tournament! I guess Kouga won that round, so this'll be the tie breaker."
Inu Yasha started to walk off with his hand over his mouth. "I'll be right back, I need to find some heavy mouth wash! THAT NASTY WOLF USED HIS TONGUE!!!!"
"Okay!" Shippou said. "The one who can keep the rap going wins!" he turned on the sterio. (An: Disclaimer, I do not own Parappa.)
"Revolutions are the time, people changing the world with crime!" Kouga sang. "With violence, anger, hunger, whatever-"
"I find that ridiculous-" Inu Yasha rapped. "If not, meticulous, I do my best to guard my own premises-"
Kouga started to say something but it didn't sound right, the music continued in silence.
"I WIN!" Inu Yasha shouted. He went into his victory dance. He stopped in front of Kouga and rolled his head from side to side. "Who's the Bee-otch now!" he said and laughed.
Inu Yasha croutched low in the tall grass. He moved closer and closer to the tree, where Kagome was doing her homework. Kouga and Shippou sat in a tree watching. "Why are we here?" Shippou asked.
"Shhh," Kouga said. "I want to see him screw this up!"
He listened to everything around him. He moved quietly closer, closer, closer...
He saw her in plain sight now. Inu Yasha leapt from the grass right over her. "You're mine!" he shouted.
She looked up, screeched, and started to run. He chased after her barking, "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!" Then he jumped and caught her around the waist. "I did it!" he shouted. "I DID IT! I CAUGHT HER! YES!" he held Kirara up triumphantly. She sweatdropped and said. "Mew." ;;;; ------------------------------------ ^_^ ;;; Yeah! I had this idea a while ago! Tell me what ya think, ya?
Chapter 2: Battle for HER
"You can't have her!" Kouga smiled confidently at Inu Yasha.
"What are you talking about!" Inu Yasha shouted. "I've always had her, she travels with ME, doesn't she?!"
"But she doesn't like you, you've never had a chance!" Kouga said.
"The fudge I do! She was with me last night!" Inu Yasha boasted.
"Yeah right! You couldn't catch a thing like her! You couldn't even catch the flu!" Kouga said.
"Shut up and fight me!" Inu Yasha shouted. He raised his fist into the air. Kouga raised his fist into the air.
""Paper, Rock, Scissors!""
Two rocks.
""Paper, Rock, Scissors!""
Two papers.
""Paper, Rock, Scissors!""
Kouga Paper, Inu Yasha rock.
"YES!" Kouga shouted.
"This isn't over yet, Whimpy wolf!" Inu Yasha shouted. "We made a deal! Three out of Five wins a chase for her and we're at a draw!"
"Well there's only been two games! You pick next, happy?" Kouga said.
"Ecstatic!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"All right! Now this is my kind of sport!" Kouga said. They sat at opposite sides of the boulder.
Shippou came along. "Uh-oh, not another one!" he went and sat beside Inu Yasha.
"You know you're setting yourself up for a loss!" Kouga said. "How can a weak halfling like you defeat a demon like me?"
"Watch me!" Inu Yasha said. He rolled back his sleeve. They stuck there arms out and clasped each others hand. "1,2,3!" Shippou shouted. They both started to arm wrestle. Kouga leaned it to the left. Inu Yasha leaned it to the right, then they were back in the middle. Kouga leaned forward a little bit. Inu Yasha gripped the boulder. They both gritted their teeth and their faces turned red. Then they both started screaming. POW!
Inu Yasha slammed Kouga's arm against the boulder so hard that the rock exploded.
Inu Yasha jumped ten feet into the air, "WOOHAH!"
"Idiot! Get down!" Kouga said. "She'll know what we're up to if you do that!" he pointed at where Kagome was doing her homework. She glanced up at them. They both sweatdropped. She sighed and went back to what she was doing.
"What's wrong? Can't think of something for us to do?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Well, I can't think with a half breed breathing down my neck!" Kouga shouted in frustration.
Then Miroku and Shippou were walking by.
"Hey!" Inu Yasha got their attention. "We need two more competitions, can any of you think of any?"
Oh what they got themselves into. ;;;;;;;;
"Alright." Miroku said, "The one who can say the most embarrassing thing about themselves wins!"
Inu Yasha and Kouga sweatdropped but they were desperate enough to do it. (Or stupid enough.) They both stood up on a roof in front of the whole village. Some people glanced at them as they walked by.
"Ladies first!" Kouga said.
Inu Yasha growled at him.
"Just go, Inu Yasha!" Sango said.
He sighed and sweatdropped somemore. "I turn into a human on the new moon."
.....
"And?" Miroku said.
"That's it!" Inu Yasha said.
"Oh, please!" Kouga said. He shoved Inu Yasha aside. "HEY!" he shouted loud enough to turn a few heads.
"I'm afraid of butterflies!" he shouted.
A couple of people sweatdropped and walked faster.
"How do you like that, dogturd!" he said with a smile.
"Actually, that doesn't seem to bother you so no one wins that one." Miroku said.
"WHAT?!" Both guys said.
"The one whom does the boldest thing wins!" Sango said.
Inu Yasha and Kouga sat thinking of that one for a second. "I've got it!" Inu Yasha said. He went up to Sango, grabbed her face and kissed her. She looked freaked out. "PERVERT!" she recovered fast and hit him on the head with her boomerang.
Inu Yasha sat rubbing the bump on his head. Sango stormed off not wanting anymore part in this story.
"That was pretty bold." Miroku said.
Kouga had to find some way to top that, but how?
Idea!
He went up to Inu Yasha and kissed him.
"EWWW!" Miroku turned around and purposely banged his head against the nearest tree.
Inu Yasha was about to kill him. "You frickn' queer!" Inu Yasha shouted. He drew his sword on him. Kouga moved away in a whirlwind. "I'm only trying to win the bet, dogturd, get a clue!"
"Well you're pretty frickn' desperate!" Inu Yasha shouted angrily. "Remind me to kill you when this is over!"
Inu Yasha sheathed his sword and looked over at Miroku.
The priest was banging his head against a tree saying, "BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! BAD IMAGE! I'M BLIND! BAD IMAGE!" over and over again.
Inu Yasha spit in disgust.
"I'll give you a tournament! I guess Kouga won that round, so this'll be the tie breaker."
Inu Yasha started to walk off with his hand over his mouth. "I'll be right back, I need to find some heavy mouth wash! THAT NASTY WOLF USED HIS TONGUE!!!!"
"Okay!" Shippou said. "The one who can keep the rap going wins!" he turned on the sterio. (An: Disclaimer, I do not own Parappa.)
"Revolutions are the time, people changing the world with crime!" Kouga sang. "With violence, anger, hunger, whatever-"
"I find that ridiculous-" Inu Yasha rapped. "If not, meticulous, I do my best to guard my own premises-"
Kouga started to say something but it didn't sound right, the music continued in silence.
"I WIN!" Inu Yasha shouted. He went into his victory dance. He stopped in front of Kouga and rolled his head from side to side. "Who's the Bee-otch now!" he said and laughed.
Inu Yasha croutched low in the tall grass. He moved closer and closer to the tree, where Kagome was doing her homework. Kouga and Shippou sat in a tree watching. "Why are we here?" Shippou asked.
"Shhh," Kouga said. "I want to see him screw this up!"
He listened to everything around him. He moved quietly closer, closer, closer...
He saw her in plain sight now. Inu Yasha leapt from the grass right over her. "You're mine!" he shouted.
She looked up, screeched, and started to run. He chased after her barking, "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!" Then he jumped and caught her around the waist. "I did it!" he shouted. "I DID IT! I CAUGHT HER! YES!" he held Kirara up triumphantly. She sweatdropped and said. "Mew." ;;;; ------------------------------------ ^_^ ;;; Yeah! I had this idea a while ago! Tell me what ya think, ya?