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As our story continues, Dagger has gotten out several large floats from a storage closet in the castle. While Dagger wanted to simply get a tan, Zidane had other ideas, repeatedly flipping her off of her raft.

"ZIDANE!!!" she said for perhaps the hundredth time, "knock it off!" "But I just did!" replied Zidane, with a playful grin. He wasn't going to make this easy. "Come on, Dagger, Lets play volleyball!" he said, and tossed a large purple ball at her.

Dagger sighed. Deciding to lighten up a bit, she agreed. She bopped the ball to Quina, who caught it in her/his mouth and promptly swallowed it.

"Quina, that was our only ball!" said Dagger. "Ball yummy. What flavor?" asked Quina, who wasn't quite sure what he/she had done wrong. But their conversation was interrupted by the arrival of Amarant Coral. (Did I spell that right.?) "Wassup?" He asked.

"Um. not much." said Dagger, feeling like she might faint. And then she did. Zidane, realizing Dagger had passed out, quickly pulled her up and held her close to him at the surface of the water, as she had been sinking. Then he realized exactly why she had fainted. Holding his nose, he said to Amarant: "Geeze, buddy, you reek. Put on some deodorant or take a shower or something.." Amarant was looking rather hairy. And it was pretty easy to tell, it's pretty easy to see bright red hair against bluish skin.

"Yea, yea, yea." replied Amarant. He left for the time being.

A moment later, Dagger woke up. "What.. Just happened...?" "You got a big whiff of stinky Amarant!" Piped Eiko, who had suddenly become fascinated by what was going on.

"Oh, Yuk!" said Dagger, "Now I remember! Geeze, he should really shave or something.. He's so disgusting!" Then Dagger realized that Zidane was still holding her. "...." "What?" asked Zidane, "You were gonna sink. I guess I kinda saved you, eh, Dagger?" "hehehe" said Dagger, and then, with a hint of sarcasm, "My hero."

Zidane blushed, which was an odd sight. Dagger swam away, embarrassed about the fact that she was reluctant to do so.

"So, now how do we play volleyball without a ball?" asked Freya. "I dunno" said Eiko, "we could use Quina." Everyone but Quina giggles. Quina: "what wrong with you people? Me no ball!!! Me no ball!!!" Quina was on the verge of hysterics. "Me no Ball!!! Me no look like ball!!! And with that, Quina ran screaming out of the Castle, still all sopping wet.

Eiko: "who knew Quina was that self conscious about being fat? I always thought she liked being fat." Dagger: "Why would anyone want to be fat?" Eiko: "because, if you're in the middle of nowhere and without food, it certainly beats being skinny!" Zidane: "well, um, thank you, Eiko, for that rather. Um. Unpleasant outlook. Eiko with glowing eyes: "you're welcome!"





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