The Ultimate G Gundam Fic!

PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.
-Mark Twain

a bucnh of guys stoood in a bar a when in walked anotherguy this was no ornary guy this was. a red cloak guy. the other people in the bar looked at him meanly, and muttered dastardly under their breathes. "hey, im lokoing for the devil Goondam(not many people know its Goondam in japan, cuz that's how they say it in battle assault! im so l33t!)"who wants to know?"
JUst then a magical glowy thing magically glowed on the red clok guy's wrist. the guys in the bar pointed and gapsed. "its Spanky Kasshu, the long lost third cousin twice removed on his mother's side of doemoan kasshu who was disown ed by his famiy when he called karato a hoe bag but then got the title king o hearts when doemoan was biten by a rabid howler monkey sent by kyoji and dieded and who couldkill us wth a look lets kick his ass everyone!!!!!"
12 second later, the bar was reduced to ashes and Spanky crushed a photo of the dark goondam(i just found out its called the dark goondam, not the devil. you ppl are stoopid.) "damn kyoji, where is that meanie head?" just then the shufle allegiance apeared and ellenbee was with them looking hot and stuff.
"yo," jorge DA sand said and flashed a, peace sign. "Sup spank-dawg. you find that punk ass dark gundam yet foo, word to youre mother?" "no" "i pity the poor fool who messes with me" chimody crackit said and hit his fists. alan b made moon eys at Spanky. say saimachee ran around in a dress, cuz hes gay since i say so!!! lolol!! alabi bought Spanky a ring. alamanosafusmo gulskii sat around and looked stupid like straya lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wallaby ran over and made out with Spanky.
yo "homeslice, lets get in that stupid fly grand god super cool goondam that could destroy everything in the universe in one move, and team it with my goondam ruse!" chimody: hey, i thought it was the rose.
author: *hits chimody with a big mallet, hahaha!* yeah, it was, but rose sounds gay, and only say is gay in this fic. it even rymes! lolololololololololololol!!!!
Spanky and arrenby were too busy making out to notice the dark devil(it's actual name, i read that in toyfare1!!!!!11) appear and crush the shulle allence which were crushed by it. "muhaha!" said kyoji evilly. "i just killed schwaz brooder and then i got the suffle and now im gonna kill you!"
alanbeeee fainted, but more from the kiss than the devil goondam(i'm that good... er i mean Spanky is, lololol!). but Spanky. had a secret you, see he disappeared because he was a wizard. he studied at neo hogwarts nad inherited the sword of Giffendor. he pulled out the sword and stabed the devil dark goondam inthe toe and it died. arabee and Spanky got a hotel room. the end....???????????????????????????

i have an idea on how to do another story, but i won't do it unless i get 10000 reviews and a girl who looks just like alabee proposes to me, so send me you pics girls!

AN: You actually made it this far? I'm impressed you survived. I tried as hard as possible to cover all the bases, so let me know if I left anything out. And so help me, if you click a review flaming me for being "stupid" when this note is right about that option, you're exactly the audience this story is aimed at. An OG(Original G-Fan), signing off.