I'm exhausted from whipping my freinds' butt's at Video games. (super
smash, Poke stadium, and Banjo tooie to be exact!) and im in the mood to
write. im gonna try to make this a long one, kay? if ur tired of my silly
humor and love ff9, try my little sis's fanfic, "following your own", she's
dying for reviews. it's about the twin daughters of zidane and dagger who
were kidnapped at birth by Kuja and were raised by him, they are now off to
destroy everything... especially the eight heroes... and everything over
the age of ten..."
Well, they recognized the figure in the door right away, actually, and it was in fact, Quina. and... Quina was in fact piping mad.
Dagger walks over to Quina: "what is the matter, Quina? has something hapened?" "C-c-c-c-c-c....." says Quina, and punches Dagger to the floor. "Hey, Quina, What the Hell's the matter with you?!" said Zidane. "Dagger, are you allright?!' Dagger: "I am fine. Quina, what is wrong...?" Quina: "YOU! YOU! H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H......... I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I........ C-C- C-C-C-C-C..............." Quina goes crazy and tries to attack Dagger again. Zidane punches him/her out cold, and a while later, Zothok revives Quina so they can try to make some sence of what may be wrong.
Quina (crying) "you... (sniff) destroy.... (snivel) marsh..."
Dagger: "Who? me? wha...?" Zidane: "Quina, what really hppened?" Quina: "C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c....." Zothok: "In english, please, Quina." "It Kill all life in Qu Marsh...." "What?!" Quina: "........................................C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c- chlorine...." *shivered* Dagger: "what?!?!?!?! you used Chlorine on the water in Qu's marsh?! are you MAD?! Quina: "I not know what chlorine do. I put in Swamp water, Make tastey. Soon all frogs die, Master Quan much angry. I not yet tell him why frogs all die." Dagger: "oh, gosh, it was that bar of chlorine i gave you.... i can't believe you used it on the swamp water." Zidane: "oh no, we have to do something..." Dagger: "thats strange..." Zidane: "what's strange?" Dagger (thoughts) he has really changed...
Zidane: "allrighty, then people, it's off to Qu's marsh! Dagger, um, that is, if her highness agrees..." Dagger: "of course. I'll have Beatrix come with us, and Steiner, if he's still around..." Zidane: "actually, i think Rusty could do to see something thats been cleaned. that way we can show him whats supposed to be disgusting and full of bugs, and what isn't..." Dagger *shivers* "gross..." Zidane, quietly: "thats unusual" Dagger: "what?" Zidane: nothing... *thoughts* she's changed a lot...
Later, in the chocobo stables near dragon's gate. Zidane: "whoa, this stable is something new!" Dagger: "I decided the people should have a safe way of getting through under the mist. however, there are also some highly traned chocobos for use by myself and soldiers on missions such as this." Beatrix: "I am impressed, your majesty, you have adapted to the role of queen quite well." Dagger: "Some wild chocobos also like to hang around here. Look, Zidane! Choco's come for a visit!" Zidane: "Allright! My old Pal!" Choco, a male golden flight capable chocobo, hardly noticed Zidane. He seemed more intent on talkng to one of the Stable Chocobos, (call that talking? KWWWEEEEEEHH!), also a golden flight capable type. Dagger: "This is my chocobo, Chokira, We found her abandoned. She is much younger than the rest, but allready reached a higher level than any of the others. she's a real prodogy." she said, indicating the Golden chocobo who seemed to be friends with Choco. Dagger: "Beatrix, you take Grifildo, and Quina can ride Slupki." she said, Indicating a Fine looking Pink Chocobo and a rather large purple Chocobo. Beatrix Sadled up and got on Grifeldo, and, to tell the truth, the two looked quite fine together, they were both pink, as did Quina, on Slupki, the large chocobo seemed quite capable of supporting Quina's 600 puond body. Zidane: "so, how about it, Choco? you wanna come?" Choco: "......" Dagger: "and I'll Ride Chokira..." Choco: "KKKWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!" Zidane: "allright! that's the spirit, Choco! let's sadle up and go! Beatrix, meanwhile, is putting two and two together... Beatrix: "I think our friend Choco has a little crush on somebody..." Zidane and Dagger: "........"
well, what do you think? it doesnt have anything to do with the pool party anymore, really, but i think you'll like what i have in store! gimme some reviews!
Well, they recognized the figure in the door right away, actually, and it was in fact, Quina. and... Quina was in fact piping mad.
Dagger walks over to Quina: "what is the matter, Quina? has something hapened?" "C-c-c-c-c-c....." says Quina, and punches Dagger to the floor. "Hey, Quina, What the Hell's the matter with you?!" said Zidane. "Dagger, are you allright?!' Dagger: "I am fine. Quina, what is wrong...?" Quina: "YOU! YOU! H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H......... I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I........ C-C- C-C-C-C-C..............." Quina goes crazy and tries to attack Dagger again. Zidane punches him/her out cold, and a while later, Zothok revives Quina so they can try to make some sence of what may be wrong.
Quina (crying) "you... (sniff) destroy.... (snivel) marsh..."
Dagger: "Who? me? wha...?" Zidane: "Quina, what really hppened?" Quina: "C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c....." Zothok: "In english, please, Quina." "It Kill all life in Qu Marsh...." "What?!" Quina: "........................................C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c- chlorine...." *shivered* Dagger: "what?!?!?!?! you used Chlorine on the water in Qu's marsh?! are you MAD?! Quina: "I not know what chlorine do. I put in Swamp water, Make tastey. Soon all frogs die, Master Quan much angry. I not yet tell him why frogs all die." Dagger: "oh, gosh, it was that bar of chlorine i gave you.... i can't believe you used it on the swamp water." Zidane: "oh no, we have to do something..." Dagger: "thats strange..." Zidane: "what's strange?" Dagger (thoughts) he has really changed...
Zidane: "allrighty, then people, it's off to Qu's marsh! Dagger, um, that is, if her highness agrees..." Dagger: "of course. I'll have Beatrix come with us, and Steiner, if he's still around..." Zidane: "actually, i think Rusty could do to see something thats been cleaned. that way we can show him whats supposed to be disgusting and full of bugs, and what isn't..." Dagger *shivers* "gross..." Zidane, quietly: "thats unusual" Dagger: "what?" Zidane: nothing... *thoughts* she's changed a lot...
Later, in the chocobo stables near dragon's gate. Zidane: "whoa, this stable is something new!" Dagger: "I decided the people should have a safe way of getting through under the mist. however, there are also some highly traned chocobos for use by myself and soldiers on missions such as this." Beatrix: "I am impressed, your majesty, you have adapted to the role of queen quite well." Dagger: "Some wild chocobos also like to hang around here. Look, Zidane! Choco's come for a visit!" Zidane: "Allright! My old Pal!" Choco, a male golden flight capable chocobo, hardly noticed Zidane. He seemed more intent on talkng to one of the Stable Chocobos, (call that talking? KWWWEEEEEEHH!), also a golden flight capable type. Dagger: "This is my chocobo, Chokira, We found her abandoned. She is much younger than the rest, but allready reached a higher level than any of the others. she's a real prodogy." she said, indicating the Golden chocobo who seemed to be friends with Choco. Dagger: "Beatrix, you take Grifildo, and Quina can ride Slupki." she said, Indicating a Fine looking Pink Chocobo and a rather large purple Chocobo. Beatrix Sadled up and got on Grifeldo, and, to tell the truth, the two looked quite fine together, they were both pink, as did Quina, on Slupki, the large chocobo seemed quite capable of supporting Quina's 600 puond body. Zidane: "so, how about it, Choco? you wanna come?" Choco: "......" Dagger: "and I'll Ride Chokira..." Choco: "KKKWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!" Zidane: "allright! that's the spirit, Choco! let's sadle up and go! Beatrix, meanwhile, is putting two and two together... Beatrix: "I think our friend Choco has a little crush on somebody..." Zidane and Dagger: "........"
well, what do you think? it doesnt have anything to do with the pool party anymore, really, but i think you'll like what i have in store! gimme some reviews!