What Yugi Does On a Saturday.

Yugi: First you read my diary- I mean journal now you tell everyone about it?!

Me: Shut up Yugi. I hope everyone enjoys the story!

Yugi: I don't! Why did you have to write about a Saturday anyway?

Me: 'Cause you're not on T.V. on Saturdays! Viewers deserve to know what you do on Saturdays!

Chapter 1 - Intro

-At the Motou house-

"Yugi I've decided to become a Buddhist." Yugi's grandpa announced one day.

Yugi stares at him for a bit then says, "Ok . . . but don't you have to be Asian?"

Grandpa scoffs. "If Lisa Simpson can do it so can I!"

Yugi thinks for a bit. "Ok . . . . Buddhists don't wear pants you know."

"Really? Okay." Being the idiot that he is, Grandpa takes off pants and walks out the door.

Yugi hears screams outside.

Joey falls from the ceiling. "Yugi! Help! Kaiba wants to kill me and play soccer with My head! You gotta help me!" He cries.

Yami pops outta no where and says, "Cool! I gotta get a picture!" And runs to get camera.

Yugi sighs. "Sorry Joey it's Saturday, my day off so you'll-"

Joey pours chlorine down Yugi's throat and throws him in a trunk with Tristen, Tea, Bakura and Yami.

-In Kaiba's mansion-

"I've brought slaves! Kill them not me!" Joey pleas.

Tristen blinks. "Say wa?"

Everyone wakes up.

Yugi puts on his angry face and says, "Joey you jerk! You made me and Yami drink chlorine! We could've died! And Yami's allergic to chlorine!"

Yami barks like a dog.

Tristen starts to complain. "He stole my fishies and hit me with them!"

"He stole my other underwear and added it to his collection!" Tea joins in.

Everyone says, "HUH?!?!?!?!"

"He paid Yami Bakura to drug me! And where's my pants?!" Bakura starts to search for his pants.

"I traded them for dead body parts!" Yami Baura says, smiling.

Kaiba suddenly thinks up an idea. "I know how to settle this!. Kaiba runs to an open window and flies to the moon.

[Meanwhile back in reality]

Kaiba is peeing out the window with a dreamy look on his face and giggling.

Joey sweatdrops. "He's been drinking chlorine again hasn't he?"

Yami smiles widely. "Great idea let's all pee out the window!"

"Wa? Oh yeah! I know how to settle this!" Kaiba says.
Wonder what happens?? Ok, ok I already know! Give me a review! I know the story sucks right now and makes no sense but . . . um darn I don't have an excuse!!