Hey
another day another chapter! The second chapter is up! Well THIS is
the second chapter actually. well enjoy!
Chapter 2 - The
Jerry Spring Show!
-In the set of the Jerry Springer
Show-
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"Wassup
yo? This is the Jerry Springer Show! Today's topic 'Why the Hell is
the Character from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Show doing here?!' Lets start by
asking Yugi here, wassup?" Jerry Springer says.
Yugi
says, "Well Jerry we're here because-"
"Why
does HE get to start?! Everyone knows I'm the main character!"
Yami pouts.
"Yami I think we can settle this like-"
Yugi starts to say.
"Oh Yugi SHUT UP!" Tea
cries.
Joey agrees, "Yeah! On T.V. you're nice but when
you're off air you're a piece of %!"
"So what? We
all act so NICE on T.V." Yugi counters.
"HELLO?!
This is the Jerry Springer show! It's illegal NOT to swear here!"
Yami Bakura says.
Bakura accuses, "It's all Kaiba's fault
he just HAD to get us in the Jerky Spinner show!"
"Hey!
What happened to your British accent?" Tea asked.
Bakura
and Yami Bakura: . . .
Mai jumps out of no where and says,
"I'm a girl! She smiles and starts punching people.
Everyone
exept Jerry Spring screams and punches and bite each other. (Except
for audience they just yell and stuff, what cowards!)
"Before
I collect insurance from your death, Yugi what kinda shampoo do you
use?" Jerry Springer asks.
"The one that smells like
starburst - Finesse. You use it for badly died hair." Yugi holds
up a bottle liek he was doing a commercail.
(My mom bought
Finesse shampoo by accident and it look weird - I don't die my
hair)
"Isn't that a GIRLS' shampoo?" Kaiba
mocks.
Everyone except Yugi stares at Yugi.
Yugi looks
around and laughs nervously.
Pegasus sits down and says, "Why
do good guys call bad guys by their last names? Like Pegasus, Kaiba
and Keith?"
"Maybe it's because bad guys have stupid
first names!" Yami Bakura says even thought he is a bad guy as
well.
Pegasus says, "Why do bad guys have stupid first
names? Like Maximillion, Seto, and Bandit? It's like their moms knew
that they would be evil one day or something. Yugi's a stupid name
and so is Tea."
"Hey!" Yugi and Tea says,
feeling insulted.
Christopher Robin pops out of nowhere and
says, "I'm a geek!"
(Why is Christopher Robin here?
I dunno this is Yugi's diary!)
"And why do I have to wear
a stupid belt around my neck? That's it I'm switching clothes!"
Yami says.
[Yami and Christopher magically change
clothes]
Christopher Robin magically disappears.
"Yeah
Yugi what are you trying to hide?" Kaiba says suspiciously.
"I
bet he's a vampire! And he's trying to hide a vampire bite!"
Joey says, jumping up and down.
Tristen punches Pegasus.
The
Audience goes, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"OW!
What the friggin' hell did you do that for?" Pegasus swears
angerly.
"I got bored and besides you didn't make fun of
Bakura yet!" Tristan says innocently.
"Waaaaah!"
Bakura gets a tantrum. "You bloody swore!"
"Duh!
It's about time! This is the Jerry Springer show!" yami Bakura
says, then punches Bakura.
Everyone fights.
Yami barks
like a dog.
"Mmmmmmmmm dung." Kaiba says
randomly.
Mia and Mokuba makes out.
Everyone
stares.
"Ewwwwww!" Kaiba says.
"Mmmmmmmmm
. . . chicken skin . . ." Tea murmmers.
"That's it!
I'm so gonna mentally hurt all of you!" Pegasus says, getting
up.
[Blinding flash]
[Everyone except
Pegasus, Jerry and the audience disappears]
"And that
ends our show for today!" Jerry Springer says
awkwardly.
What happens next?! Okay I got it planned out up too Chapter 4 but I'm only gonna type one chapter a day! Hahahahaha! You'll all just have to suffer!
