Hey another day another chapter! The second chapter is up! Well THIS is the second chapter actually. well enjoy!

Chapter 2 - The Jerry Spring Show!

-In the set of the Jerry Springer Show-

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"Wassup yo? This is the Jerry Springer Show! Today's topic 'Why the Hell is the Character from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Show doing here?!' Lets start by asking Yugi here, wassup?" Jerry Springer says.

Yugi says, "Well Jerry we're here because-"

"Why does HE get to start?! Everyone knows I'm the main character!" Yami pouts.

"Yami I think we can settle this like-" Yugi starts to say.

"Oh Yugi SHUT UP!" Tea cries.

Joey agrees, "Yeah! On T.V. you're nice but when you're off air you're a piece of %!"

"So what? We all act so NICE on T.V." Yugi counters.

"HELLO?! This is the Jerry Springer show! It's illegal NOT to swear here!" Yami Bakura says.

Bakura accuses, "It's all Kaiba's fault he just HAD to get us in the Jerky Spinner show!"

"Hey! What happened to your British accent?" Tea asked.

Bakura and Yami Bakura: . . .

Mai jumps out of no where and says, "I'm a girl! She smiles and starts punching people.

Everyone exept Jerry Spring screams and punches and bite each other. (Except for audience they just yell and stuff, what cowards!)

"Before I collect insurance from your death, Yugi what kinda shampoo do you use?" Jerry Springer asks.

"The one that smells like starburst - Finesse. You use it for badly died hair." Yugi holds up a bottle liek he was doing a commercail.

(My mom bought Finesse shampoo by accident and it look weird - I don't die my hair)

"Isn't that a GIRLS' shampoo?" Kaiba mocks.

Everyone except Yugi stares at Yugi.

Yugi looks around and laughs nervously.

Pegasus sits down and says, "Why do good guys call bad guys by their last names? Like Pegasus, Kaiba and Keith?"

"Maybe it's because bad guys have stupid first names!" Yami Bakura says even thought he is a bad guy as well.

Pegasus says, "Why do bad guys have stupid first names? Like Maximillion, Seto, and Bandit? It's like their moms knew that they would be evil one day or something. Yugi's a stupid name and so is Tea."

"Hey!" Yugi and Tea says, feeling insulted.

Christopher Robin pops out of nowhere and says, "I'm a geek!"

(Why is Christopher Robin here? I dunno this is Yugi's diary!)

"And why do I have to wear a stupid belt around my neck? That's it I'm switching clothes!" Yami says.

[Yami and Christopher magically change clothes]

Christopher Robin magically disappears.

"Yeah Yugi what are you trying to hide?" Kaiba says suspiciously.

"I bet he's a vampire! And he's trying to hide a vampire bite!" Joey says, jumping up and down.

Tristen punches Pegasus.

The Audience goes, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"OW! What the friggin' hell did you do that for?" Pegasus swears angerly.

"I got bored and besides you didn't make fun of Bakura yet!" Tristan says innocently.

"Waaaaah!" Bakura gets a tantrum. "You bloody swore!"

"Duh! It's about time! This is the Jerry Springer show!" yami Bakura says, then punches Bakura.

Everyone fights.

Yami barks like a dog.

"Mmmmmmmmm dung." Kaiba says randomly.

Mia and Mokuba makes out.

Everyone stares.

"Ewwwwww!" Kaiba says.

"Mmmmmmmmm . . . chicken skin . . ." Tea murmmers.

"That's it! I'm so gonna mentally hurt all of you!" Pegasus says, getting up.

[Blinding flash]

[Everyone except Pegasus, Jerry and the audience disappears]

"And that ends our show for today!" Jerry Springer says awkwardly.

What happens next?! Okay I got it planned out up too Chapter 4 but I'm only gonna type one chapter a day! Hahahahaha! You'll all just have to suffer!