Chapter 4 I got an idea for chapter 4! No thanks to all of you!!! Okay just kidding. And I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I COULD have but um um gotta go bye!
Chapter 4 - Which is Which?
- Um somewhere in someplace -
"Thank cupcakes that we are outta where ever we were!" Yugi says.
"Yeah right whatever," Joey says.
"Where's Tea and Mai?" Tristen asks.
Yugi says, "They were here a second ago."
"They can be in trouble!" Joey exclaims.
"Wanna get a burger?" Yugi asks.
Tristen and Joey says, "sure."Meanwhile.
[Tea and Mai is bending over a cauldron wearing black robes and pointy hats]
"Muhahahahahahaha! When our potion is finally finished we will feed it to the boys and turn them into chicken skin!" Tea says. [A/N: Remember earlier when Tea said 'Mmmmmmmmm chicken skin . . . ?]
"Yes yes! Then we will eat them! Muhahahahahaha!" Mai agrees.
"They are so dimwitted! I've known them for a while now and they still haven't figured out that I'm working with you to turn them into chicken skin!" Tea crackles.
"They don't even realize that we are weirdos that want to become witches!" Mai says and adds some green looking guts.
"We need more chicken eyes! And we should add more frog powder!" Tea says.
"Muhahahaha! Remember to not over do it!" Mai says.
"It is finished! Now disguise it as CHICKEN soup and give it to them!" Tea exclaims.
[Tea and Mia dressed in NORMAL clothes and walking toward Yugi]
"Hey Yugi" Tea crackles and Quickly covers her mouth.
Mai hits Tea and says, "So Yugi where's everyone?"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You brought me soup!" Yugi rabs pot and drinks all the potion.
Tea and Mai turns into witches and says, "NOOOOO! You foolish mortal!"
Tea giggles and says, "I always wanted to say that!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Magic hookers!" Yugi exclaims in fear.
"No I'm the hooker she's," Mai points at Tea, "is the striper, we work together."
Tea turns into Jet Lee (AGAIN) and kicks ass.
[Suddenly Yugi splits in half and there's two Yugis]
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yugi1 screams.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yugi2 screams.
"O great TWO Yugis! one's bad enough," Mai complains.
Both Yugis says, "HEY!"
"I KNEW we shouldn't have added so many chicken guts!" Mai says.
[Tea and Mai argues]
Yugi1 is Thinking, "Yes! Now that no one knows which Yugi I am I can finally wear some underwear!"
Yugi2 is thinking, "I need some french fries, extra salty."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! There's two Yugis!" Yami says after magically appearing.
Yugi1: says, "I'm the REAL Yugi!"
Yugi2 says, "NO! I AM!"
"Uh oh, if there's two Yugis. I'll never be born! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yami screams.
Tristen falls from the sky and land on his butt. "I know! The real Yugi is my monkey boy! So who ever is my monkey boy the best is the real Yugi!"
Both Yugis says, "Yeah right!" And Beats Tristen.
Tristen urns into a rice crispies bar.
"They're both the real Yugi they just got split!" tea says.
"He's supposed to turn into chicken skin! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mai cries.
" Moo," Joey says randomly.
Yugi2 says, "Moo Cow Chicken."
Yami barks like a dog.
Yugi1 eats Tristen and says, "You're not me!"
Yugi2 replies, "Duh I am"
Yugi1 threatens, "Then I guess I have to kick my ass!"
Yugi2 says back, "It's your funeral!"
Both Yugis fight.
Yami says, "Here's a fact: On Turkey Day leprechauns ride their evil turkeys to town and steal normal turkeys, take them to their lair and turn those turkeys evil! So leprechauns are EVIL! "
Yeah I know I know this is the lamest chapter ever but no one gave me ideas for the 4th chapter!! So it's NOT my fault! Give me ideas or I'll continue to write lame stories! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!