Me: I'm bored that's why I'm writing this lame chapter! Muhahahahahaha!

Yugi1: Uh oh looks like SOMEONE forgot her meds!

Yugi2: Yeah what's HER problem?

Me: I have a name you know

Yugi2: We're just dissing you because you keep reading our diary- I mean journal!!

Joey: Smooth one Yuge

Yugi2: Joey? What the hell are you doing here?

Joey: What are YOU doing here?

Disclaimer: No Anime-Freak DOESN'T own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Me: Well that's not a nice thing to say o yeah and I know Yu-Gi-Oh! Is on Saturdays so stop telling me it's on Saturdays okay? I just like writing about Saturdays!

Chapter 5 - No One Freakin' Cares

- At the school-

Everyone is Walking.

"Um . . . Yugi it's Saturday what are we doing in school?" Joey asks.

"Yea Yugi why ARE we in school??" Yugi1 asks.

Yugi2 replies, "Didn't YOU tell us to come here?"

"Oh yeah. . . ." Yugi1 says.

Tea asks, "So what the hell are we doing here?"

"Because Bakura and Yami Bakura paid me 5 bucks to lure us into the school so they can trap us in here for the weekend," Yugi1 says.

"O . . . okay." Tristen says.

Everyone continues walking.

"You all realize that we have no food whatsoever and if we get trapped in here for the weekend we could die of no food, water or TV." Tea says, calmly.

"But we have the cafeteria for food and water and we have that TV. we watch movies with," Joey replies.

Yugi2 replies, "Yeah but the food is leftovers from the teachers' dinners mushed together, the water is dog drool and the TV. is for watching lame LEARNING videos and has no cable."

"Oh yeah," Joey says, nodding.

Everyone continues walking then freezes and thinks for a while.

-2 hours later-

Everyone finally figures it out, screams and runs to the exits.

Tristen falls into his knees and screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I need to watch the big game on ESPN tonight!" Tristen Wails and cries.

"Jeese, some people . . ." Tea mutters.

"Isn't 'Days of our Lives' on right now?" Joey asks.

Tea falls into his knees and screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She Wails and cries.

"Aren't you a witch? Zap us outta here!!"

"I WOULD but I lost my powers when Mia betrayed me and stole my powers! She's probably taking over England by now!" Tea exclaims.

-Meanwhile, at Mia's house-

Mai's mom says, "And then the three bears went to their room and saw Goldilocks in their bed and . . . uh . . . The End."

Mai is in bed and asks, "But mommy what happened to Goldilocks??" Mai puts on a worried face.

"She died dear, she died," Mai's mom mutters, "and that's what's going to happen to you when I burn this house down." Mai's mom snickers.

"What did you say mommy?" Mai asks.

"Nothing, now I'm gonna go outside and burn stuff," Mai's mom says.

"Okay," Mai says and goes to sleep.

-Back with Yugi and the others-

Yugi1 asks, "England?"

"Don't ask," Tea says.

Tristen says, "But he already did."

"Shut up," Tea says.

-Suddenly they hear footsteps-

Yugi1 says, "Oh no it's the ghost of that guy we killed in the parking lot!" He Hugs Yugi2 and cries.

"Why'd you guys kill him?"Joey asks.

Yugi2 pushes Yugi1 away and says, "because he said 'Thank you' when we said 'Nice car'."

"Oh so THAT'S where you got that sweet car!" Tristen exclaims.

-Footsteps get closer-

"We're all gonna die!!!!" Yugi1 says.

"And it's all you two's fault," Tea says.

"I don't mean to bother you guys but shouldn't we like I dunno, run?" Tristen says.

Everyone looks at each other and thinks, "Mmmmmm."

Mmmmmmm. Wonder what happens?? Give me idea!! Give me review if you want me to continue! I NEED IDEAS!!!