Finally! Chapter 6! This is gonna be VERY, VERY random got it? No? Okay whatever.
Chapter 6 - Beaten By a Hairball
-Still trapped in the school
Yugi1 screams, "Keep running!"
Yugi2 screams back, "WELL DUH!!!"
The Weird Guy That Was Chasing Them yells, "BOO!"
Everyone except the guy screams, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Hello, it's me Bakura you morons," The weird guy, who is actually Bakura, says.
"Yeah well . . . ahem I knew that," Joey says.
Yugi1 rolls his eyes, "Yeah suuuurreeeeeeee."
"I did too!" Joey says.
Tristen says, "Let's all settle this with a duel"
"Oh brother, a stupid duel," Tea sighs.
"Fine! Let's do a one-takes-all match!" Yugi1 says.
Yami barks like a dog.
Joey says, "Okay then draw out one card!"
Tristen cries out, "I call referee!"
"O! O! Me first! I draw a . . . RED EYES BLACK DRAGON! HAHA TOP THAT!" Joey gloats.
"Mmmmm . . . and I draw a ... KURIBOH!" Yugi 1 says.
Joey mutters, "ANYWAYS . . . red eyes attack that fur ball!"
"OOOOOO and Joey loses!" Tristen exclaims.
Everyone except Yugi1 and Tristen yells, "WHAT?!"
"Joey's red eyes tripped on his tail and blew his own head off," Tristen explains.
Everyone except Yugi1 and Tristen goes, "Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh!"
"Darn o well at least it was a fair game . . ." Joey says stupidly.
Yugi1 is paying Tristen.
"I'm so HUNGRY," Joey complains randomly.
"Let's all guess where Tea's rash is!" Yugi2 suggests.
Everyone except Tea yells, "YEAH! GOOD IDEA!"
"Hey! That was between me and you! You promised!" Tea pouts.
"I had my fingers crossed =)" Yugi2 says.
"O great let's tell EVERYONE about this! Like that strange man in the corner! Hey strange man in the corner! Wanna know where's my rash?" Tea asks, angerly.
Strange man in the corner says, "Um sure . . ."
Yugi1 screams randomly, "HEY IT'S JACKIE CHAN!"
Yugi2 agrues, "NO IT'S JET LEE!"
Yugi1 yells, "JACKIE!"
Yugi2 yells, "JET!"
Yugi1 argues, "JACKIE!"
Yugi2 screams, "JET!"
Yugi1 screams, "JACKIE!"
Yugi2 argues, "JET!"
Yugi1 cries, "JACKIE!"
Yugi2 yells louder, "JET!"
"That's it!! I'm gonna kick my identical $$!!!" Yugi1 says.
Both Yugis goes, "ROAR!!!!!!"
Everyone screams.
[White Flash]
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES THIS PART OF "What Yugi Does On A Saturday" HAS BEEM CENSORED. SORRY FOR THIS INCONVENIENCE. PLEASE STAND BY. THANK YOU "What Yugi Does On a Saturday" WILL CONTINUE SHORTLY.
[Calming music comes in]
[White Flash]
Thank you for being so patient "What Yugi Does on a Saturday" has returned.
Yugi1 is regrowing his left arm and says, "Jackie!"
Yami is putting eyes back in sockets, "Ow that hurt . . . I remember when I was your age . . ."
Everyone except Yami: -.-'
"Here we go again," Tea says.
Yugi2 isooking for his legs, "Jet Lee! Hey my leg!"
The Strange man says, "Actually I'm the janitor."
Yugi1 screams, "SEE! It's Jackie Chan in disguise! J for Jackie and J for Janitor!"
"J for Jet too!" Yugi2 argues.
"Um . . . Jet Lee and Jackie Chan are Asian I'm Jewish." The Janitor says.
Yugi2 says, "YOU SEE! My grandpa turned into a Buddhist this morning!"
Yugi1 says, "Your grandpa is MY grandpa too you idiot!"
Yugi2 yells, "I'm YOU!"
"Hey Janitor guy get us outta the school we're locked in!" Bakura says.
"Where's your accent??" Tristen notices.
Bakura replies sadly, "I lost my accent in the fight."
"But you weren't fighting! You were drinking green tea!" Tea argues.
Bakura says, "You want you're arm back?"
Tea says, "Yeah . . ."
Bakura says, "Shut up."
"Hey! Bakura has our limbs!" Tristen exclaims.
"GET HIM!!" Yami yells.
[White Flash]
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES THIS PART OF "What Yugi Does On A Saturday" HAS BEEM CENSORED (AGAIN). SORRY FOR THIS INCONVENIENCE. PLEASE STAND BY. THANK YOU "What Yugi Does On a Saturday" WILL CONTINUE SHORTLY.
[Calming music comes in]
[White Flash]
Thank you for being so patient "What Yugi Does on a Saturday" has returned.
- Everyone has escaped from the school (except Bakura everyone stuffed him in an extremely small box and hung him in a tree) -
Tea says, "So wadda we do now?"
"Well SOMEONE can turn me back into a human again," Tristan complains.
"Why? You look great as a purple chicken with white spots," Yami says.
"Bakura did a good job you know revenge for stealing his accent (again)," Tea says.
"TURN [squawks] ME [squawk] BACK!" Tristan tries to yell.
Yugi1 says, "Well I still got this triangular do-hicky."
Yugi2 groans, "It's the Millennian Puzzle you moron and me, you and Yami has one each."
Yugi1 says, "Me want pizza"
Tristen goes, "squawksquawksquawk."
Well here ends the story I know it's a real ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ but I'm outta ideas so ppppppppfffffffttttttttttt okay?!
Yugi1: THAT'S IT?!
Me: Well you're DIARY is stupid and filled with unexciting stuff
Yugi2: JOURNAL JOURNAL!
Me: Whatever
Kaiba: Let's all drink chlorine!
Yami barks like a dog.
Homer: 'DOH!
Yami: Wrong show moron
Homer: 'DOH!
Christopher: Where's Pooh?
Yami: Up you're -
[White Flash]
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES THE ENDING OF "What Yugi Does On A Saturday" HAS BEEN SHORTEN. SORRY FOR THIS INCONVENIENCE. "What Yugi Does On A Saturday" WILL NEVER EVER RETURN AGAIN. PLEASE ENJOY THE END OF "What Yugi Does On A Saturday" WITH SOME CALMING MUSIC.
[Calming music comes on]