Boyager the Totally Unplaudable Adventures.
The Boyager Crew engaged in another pointless, yet somehow "vital" mission, adding weeks onto their "Very Very long" journey to Perth.
Jayneday: Red alert
Chakotayayay: But why captain
Jayneday: A pregnant bellana torrit has just farted in the Enviromental Controls area.
A already pale looking Karry Him looked even more squemish than normal
A tall blonde woman wearing a reeally really tight catsuit squinted onto the bridge.
Jayneday: HeavenofMine, what is it.
Heaven: Captain, weve taken heavy damage from B'ellana, and shes arming her "Mega Three Month old
pregnancy craving pudding" fart. I dont think the crew can take another blow.
Janeday: Get the doctor to administer some anti fart medicine, and arm the shields. Rom Harrass, accompayny the doctor and heaven.
Chakotayayay: Captain, we have bigger problems,
Janeday: What is it Commander?
Chakotayayay: For some highly unexplainable reason, three Gorg Triangles have dropped out of warp nearby our location
Karry Him: Ive triakulikated the frieon armour plaxius at a ratio of freako twenty.
Janeday looking a bit confused.
Janeday: Uh exellent, i uh would uh also Iaxulate the laxitives of the pornstar.
Karry Him: Exellent idea captain, ill call the doctor to give seven them at once.
Less: Captain, ive grown you a plant, here, take my plant.
Janeday: Why, thank you uh less, im sure it will come in very usefull.
Chakotayayay: Captain the Gorg Triangles have openened a comm link
Gorg: We are gorg, you are totally not cool, you trek geeks, we will not assimilate you because you wear those silly outfits, please beam over that lovely plant though, it would go well with our new fung shui program.
Janeday: Never! That plant has no use to us, so you can never ever have it!
Janeday: Karry, open fire!
Three large white thingys went flying at the triangles, probobly about 700 times stronger and bigger than Boyager, but for reasons unknown, they were destroyed in one shot.
Heaven: Captain, we have belannas farting control under condition, she nearly unleashed a meltdown, Rom Harrass is being treated for contamination. He might not make it.
Janeday: Oh well, never mind.
Janeday sat in her captains chair and pressed a little button thingy Her face light up every time she pressed the button
Karry: Captain, you just destroyed the back end of voyager.
Janeday: Whoopsie, oh well, no one will remember next week, we can be rescued by some friendly race or something.
Karry: Anyone for lunch, i hear Feelix has made some killer Dog Food.
Janeday: Im going to pretend im hard at work for a little while longer ensign.
Chakotayayay: And ill keep the captain company with irritating stories of my tribe life as a jigilo.
Janeday: Dog food sounds like a good option for me.
The Boyager Crew engaged in another pointless, yet somehow "vital" mission, adding weeks onto their "Very Very long" journey to Perth.
Jayneday: Red alert
Chakotayayay: But why captain
Jayneday: A pregnant bellana torrit has just farted in the Enviromental Controls area.
A already pale looking Karry Him looked even more squemish than normal
A tall blonde woman wearing a reeally really tight catsuit squinted onto the bridge.
Jayneday: HeavenofMine, what is it.
Heaven: Captain, weve taken heavy damage from B'ellana, and shes arming her "Mega Three Month old
pregnancy craving pudding" fart. I dont think the crew can take another blow.
Janeday: Get the doctor to administer some anti fart medicine, and arm the shields. Rom Harrass, accompayny the doctor and heaven.
Chakotayayay: Captain, we have bigger problems,
Janeday: What is it Commander?
Chakotayayay: For some highly unexplainable reason, three Gorg Triangles have dropped out of warp nearby our location
Karry Him: Ive triakulikated the frieon armour plaxius at a ratio of freako twenty.
Janeday looking a bit confused.
Janeday: Uh exellent, i uh would uh also Iaxulate the laxitives of the pornstar.
Karry Him: Exellent idea captain, ill call the doctor to give seven them at once.
Less: Captain, ive grown you a plant, here, take my plant.
Janeday: Why, thank you uh less, im sure it will come in very usefull.
Chakotayayay: Captain the Gorg Triangles have openened a comm link
Gorg: We are gorg, you are totally not cool, you trek geeks, we will not assimilate you because you wear those silly outfits, please beam over that lovely plant though, it would go well with our new fung shui program.
Janeday: Never! That plant has no use to us, so you can never ever have it!
Janeday: Karry, open fire!
Three large white thingys went flying at the triangles, probobly about 700 times stronger and bigger than Boyager, but for reasons unknown, they were destroyed in one shot.
Heaven: Captain, we have belannas farting control under condition, she nearly unleashed a meltdown, Rom Harrass is being treated for contamination. He might not make it.
Janeday: Oh well, never mind.
Janeday sat in her captains chair and pressed a little button thingy Her face light up every time she pressed the button
Karry: Captain, you just destroyed the back end of voyager.
Janeday: Whoopsie, oh well, no one will remember next week, we can be rescued by some friendly race or something.
Karry: Anyone for lunch, i hear Feelix has made some killer Dog Food.
Janeday: Im going to pretend im hard at work for a little while longer ensign.
Chakotayayay: And ill keep the captain company with irritating stories of my tribe life as a jigilo.
Janeday: Dog food sounds like a good option for me.