Pitiful
Hey I'm back! And I want to say thanks to Shinigami Sama!
Cell: Yay Shinigami Sama. Thanks a LOT for inspiring her.
Awww, come on you have to work with me! I only have on muse!
Cell: That's all you need! *Sings the Cell Song*
AAH! NO! NOT THE CELL SONG!
Cell: Cell, cell, cell, cell—
Begin Transmission. *Pulls a knife from behind her back* Oh cell...
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Wufei, Heero, Trowa, and Quatre sat in the giant living room downstairs while Duo and Chibi were back in the basement.
"Does he really know magic? Quatre asked.
"Of course. And we're not talking about rabbits and hats here, let me tell ya." Rizui said leaning back. Then there was a knock on the door.
"I'll be gettin that, never know what crack heads hang around here." Rizui said. She got up and leaned against the door and opened it. She then had a one sided conversation with the man behind the door.
"No. No. I said no. He's in the basement. What?! VOSH—what I thought." She said smugly as she shut the door.
"Who was it?"
"My mother." Quatre went wide eyed and Heero shot her a look.
"I'm kidding! It was just my neighbor! He threatened to kill me again because I shot his dog up." Rizui said shrugging. "Damn dog was getting on my nerves. I had to kill it!" Quatre just looked at her.
"Hn. Weak onna, how did you handle the gun?"
"What do you mean gun? I used a spear! And who you callin' weak biotch!?"
"You baka onna!"
"SON OF A—!" Rizui lunged at Wufei with her finger aiming for his eye.
"HISTIEN LE RISENE!!!!" A small prick of light appeared at Rizui's finger tip. Rizui came at him so fast Wufei almost didn't see it. A laser shot out for his eye and a fist coming for him sideways.
"HIYA!!"
(2 hours later)
Wufei and Rizui were grappling in the streets surrounded by a large crowd of people.
"I bet on the girl!" said a random person holding up a wad of cash. Rizui pinned Wufei to the ground and elbow-whacked him over and over.
"You! Should! Never! Challenge! Someone! Taller! Than! You!" she cried with every hit. Then Duo and Chibi burst through the door.
"Hey look at the girl! She's kickin Wu-man's ass!"
"I must agree trainer. For your first lesson I want to see you break that up before one of them kills the other non?"
"Okay! Watch this! VOVSHKEN!"
"AH! WRONG SPELL!" The street surrounding Wufei and Rizui dropped out taking them with it.
"Uh ah haha...oops?" Chibi slapped his head.
"Mon Dieu! What did I tell you about pronunciation?!"
"Gomen nasai."
"Yeah, yeah. Well at least I can get them out of it. NEKHSVOV!" The ground reappeared and so did Wufei and Rizui, who Rizui was still dragging across the ground.
"Now, the air spell boy." Chibi said glaring at Duo. "And you had better do it right or SOMEONE'S gonna find themselves in a space rip!"
"Uh okay! Um let's see...oh yeah! LUPIN QUIMRIVUS! RUGEN MUNDAI!" Chibi nodded approvingly as all the spectators of the fight were blown away and Rizui dropped Wufei.
"OKAY, FIGHT'S OVER PEOPLE! GET BACK 'FORE I SEND Y'ALL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!" Duo screamed. The crowd muttered various curses before slowly deteriorating until only Rizui remained tapping her foot impatiently on Wufei's head.
(10 minutes later)
Everyone except Quatre was in the large living room downstairs again wondering where said blonde was.
"I hope he didn't get kidnapped by those pot-heads down the street!" Rizui cried worriedly.
"No way, Q-man wouldn't let him self get kidnapped!"
"I dunno now, trainer. Those pot heads are awful sneaky." Chibi warned tapping the side of his nose. Duo stood triumphantly.
"Well what are w doing here!? We must save him! QUATRE!"
"Wait trainer! Don't do anything—"Door slam. "—stupid. Well come on, we have to go investigate. Rizu, Trowa, go find Duo and check out the Crack House. Wufei, Heero, you come with me." Chibi announced. They all bounded out the door and went their separate ways.
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Was Quatre really kidnapped by pot-heads?! If so, how do we find him? Pot heads are everywhere! Poor Quatre!
Cell: You just had to do this didn't you?
I'm sorry. Please review!
Hey I'm back! And I want to say thanks to Shinigami Sama!
Cell: Yay Shinigami Sama. Thanks a LOT for inspiring her.
Awww, come on you have to work with me! I only have on muse!
Cell: That's all you need! *Sings the Cell Song*
AAH! NO! NOT THE CELL SONG!
Cell: Cell, cell, cell, cell—
Begin Transmission. *Pulls a knife from behind her back* Oh cell...
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Wufei, Heero, Trowa, and Quatre sat in the giant living room downstairs while Duo and Chibi were back in the basement.
"Does he really know magic? Quatre asked.
"Of course. And we're not talking about rabbits and hats here, let me tell ya." Rizui said leaning back. Then there was a knock on the door.
"I'll be gettin that, never know what crack heads hang around here." Rizui said. She got up and leaned against the door and opened it. She then had a one sided conversation with the man behind the door.
"No. No. I said no. He's in the basement. What?! VOSH—what I thought." She said smugly as she shut the door.
"Who was it?"
"My mother." Quatre went wide eyed and Heero shot her a look.
"I'm kidding! It was just my neighbor! He threatened to kill me again because I shot his dog up." Rizui said shrugging. "Damn dog was getting on my nerves. I had to kill it!" Quatre just looked at her.
"Hn. Weak onna, how did you handle the gun?"
"What do you mean gun? I used a spear! And who you callin' weak biotch!?"
"You baka onna!"
"SON OF A—!" Rizui lunged at Wufei with her finger aiming for his eye.
"HISTIEN LE RISENE!!!!" A small prick of light appeared at Rizui's finger tip. Rizui came at him so fast Wufei almost didn't see it. A laser shot out for his eye and a fist coming for him sideways.
"HIYA!!"
(2 hours later)
Wufei and Rizui were grappling in the streets surrounded by a large crowd of people.
"I bet on the girl!" said a random person holding up a wad of cash. Rizui pinned Wufei to the ground and elbow-whacked him over and over.
"You! Should! Never! Challenge! Someone! Taller! Than! You!" she cried with every hit. Then Duo and Chibi burst through the door.
"Hey look at the girl! She's kickin Wu-man's ass!"
"I must agree trainer. For your first lesson I want to see you break that up before one of them kills the other non?"
"Okay! Watch this! VOVSHKEN!"
"AH! WRONG SPELL!" The street surrounding Wufei and Rizui dropped out taking them with it.
"Uh ah haha...oops?" Chibi slapped his head.
"Mon Dieu! What did I tell you about pronunciation?!"
"Gomen nasai."
"Yeah, yeah. Well at least I can get them out of it. NEKHSVOV!" The ground reappeared and so did Wufei and Rizui, who Rizui was still dragging across the ground.
"Now, the air spell boy." Chibi said glaring at Duo. "And you had better do it right or SOMEONE'S gonna find themselves in a space rip!"
"Uh okay! Um let's see...oh yeah! LUPIN QUIMRIVUS! RUGEN MUNDAI!" Chibi nodded approvingly as all the spectators of the fight were blown away and Rizui dropped Wufei.
"OKAY, FIGHT'S OVER PEOPLE! GET BACK 'FORE I SEND Y'ALL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION!" Duo screamed. The crowd muttered various curses before slowly deteriorating until only Rizui remained tapping her foot impatiently on Wufei's head.
(10 minutes later)
Everyone except Quatre was in the large living room downstairs again wondering where said blonde was.
"I hope he didn't get kidnapped by those pot-heads down the street!" Rizui cried worriedly.
"No way, Q-man wouldn't let him self get kidnapped!"
"I dunno now, trainer. Those pot heads are awful sneaky." Chibi warned tapping the side of his nose. Duo stood triumphantly.
"Well what are w doing here!? We must save him! QUATRE!"
"Wait trainer! Don't do anything—"Door slam. "—stupid. Well come on, we have to go investigate. Rizu, Trowa, go find Duo and check out the Crack House. Wufei, Heero, you come with me." Chibi announced. They all bounded out the door and went their separate ways.
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Was Quatre really kidnapped by pot-heads?! If so, how do we find him? Pot heads are everywhere! Poor Quatre!
Cell: You just had to do this didn't you?
I'm sorry. Please review!