Pitiful
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Cell: That was quick.
With every review, I get stronger!
Cell: *Rolls eyes* Right.
Okay, thank you my lovely reviewers! Both of ya...
Cell: 2 is good.
No it's not!
Cell: YES IT IS CONSIDERING HOW MUCH THIS FIC SUCKS!
DOES NOT! Begin Transmission. *Dust cloud fight ensues*
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It was 1:45 AM as Duo, Rizui, and Trowa were searching every house down the street while Chibi and his party had gone farther up the street.
"We must search every house until Quatre is found!" Duo exclaimed from the roof of a house they were searching.
"Will you be silent?! You'll wake the occupants! Y'know, a gang lives here."
"So?" Trowa said as he climbed through a now open window. Rizui followed him in.
"A gang of TRANSVESTITES mind you!" Rizui whispered harshly.
"What's a transvestite?" Trowa asked as and Duo scanned the house. Rizui stood as a look out by the door at an angle where she could see the entire front half of the house.
"A male who dresses up like a female—"
"Or it could be the opposite!" Duo said as he walked further down a hall. Trowa went into the kitchen and scanned it.
"Yes uh I think. Hey, hurry up! Someone's coming!" Rizui said as she peeked out the window. Trowa knocked out another window and jumped out of along with Duo and Rizui. As soon as they were outside, however, they found themselves surrounded by guns, flashlights, and a gang of very angry transvestites.
"This could be a problem." Duo said and Rizui and Trowa nodded their heads.
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Heero, Chibi, and Wufei were farther up the street searching various houses for the missing Arabian.
"Hey, what's that giant building up there?"
"A school." Chibi said as he broke in and out of another house.
"That's a school?! Damn it's big!" Wufei shouted as he observed the school. Heero knocked on someone's door.
"Why are you knocking on the door? This is a B & E mission, not some damn public service shizznat!" Chibi exclaimed.
"I was checking if someone was in here." Heero said as he shot the door off. Chibi shook his head.
"There's another way to check if someone's in the house y'know—Wufei?" Chibi looked over at Wufei to see him walking mechanically towards the school.
"Wouldn't that be a good place to stash Quatre?" Wufei asked. Chibi looked thoughtful then chuckled.
"Hm, I suppose so. Okay, you and I will check out the school and Heero can handle the rest of the street." Heero looked up at the school.
"Why would they hide him in a school?"
Chibi shrugged. "Why do pot-heads do anything?"
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"KLIEDEN JUN DE RE!!" Duo cried and sent the transvestites in front of him and he, Rizui, and Trowa made a run for it.
"Quickly! To the Liquor Store!"
"Liquor Store?!"
"Yes, we'll lose them in there!" Rizui shouted back. The transvestite gang was hot on their heels as Rizui smashed through the glass doors of the Liquor Store.
"Uh are you okay?"
"Oh, not really but I'll live I think." Rizui said as she crawled along a wall. Duo jumped behind the counter as the sound of guns going off echoed through the small store. Trowa joined him after he realized he had been shot in the arm.
"Ouch." Trowa said looking at his wound. Duo went cross-eyed.
"You just got shot in the arm by a homosexual and all you have to say is 'ouch'?"
"What do you want me to say?" Just then Rizui lowered her self from the ceiling until she was just behind the leader.
"Hey queer, behind you." She said flatly. All of them looked behind them and shrieked.
"VOKEN AULRA!!" Rizui shouted and sudden tornado swept up the transvestite gang and carried them out of the store. Rizui dropped herself from the ceiling and Duo and Trowa appeared from behind the counter.
"Cool spell!" Duo exclaimed.
"Yes trainer. Now we must continue our quest. I wonder if Chibi has had any luck?"
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Chibi and Wufei had broken into the school with no trouble at all. The school looked far bigger on the inside than it did on the outside.
"Uh I think we should split up, y'know? I'll take the 7th and 8th grade half and you take the 6th and 5th grade half. We'll meet here in about...an hour okay?" Wufei nodded and went right and Chibi went left.
(12 minutes later)
Wufei had marched up a grand total 24 flights of stairs and he STILL had only covered about 1/3 of the half he was in. He checked every classroom thoroughly and still no sign of Quatre.
"INJUSTICE! This is injustice!" Wufei screamed as his patience began to wear thin.
Meanwhile Chibi was on the other side of the school and had covered 50% of his half. Then he felt something cold brush his skin.
"Whashawho? What was that?" he said turning around only to meet with air. Then something brushed against his skin again and he whipped around to be faced with a very pale Wufei.
"Wufei? I said in an hour! Get back to your half!"
"T-there's s-s-s-something b-b-b-back t-there that sh-shouldn't b-b-be!" Wufei stammered. Chibi raised an eye brow at the Chinese pilot.
"Dude, what are you talking about?" Then Wufei's eyes widened beyond proportion.
"G-g-g-g-g-"
"What?"
"G-g-g-g-g-g-"
"What is it boy?!"
"G-g-g-GHOST!!" Wufei screamed. Chibi raised both his eyebrows and slowly turned around to be faced with the ugliest looking apparition you'll ever see. It had the head of a cat and the body of a were-wolf and black blood dripped from its mouth and its skin was falling off. It was black and furry and bone was poking through in some places and its spine rested on its head.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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Duo, Trowa, and Rizui had finally reached their destination: the Crack House. The one place on Rizui's street where all the drug-addicts, prostitutes and everything else unholy flocked to smoke weed and other things.
"So that's the Crack House? It doesn't look like one..." Duo commented.
"Yeah I know. Well we've gotten no word from Heero, Wufei, or Chibi so if he's not here then I'm out of ideas!" Rizui said shrugging. Trowa stepped forward.
"Well let's go in and drag him out."
"That's a horrible pun." Rizui said stepping on the porch.
"A pun? What do you mean?" Trowa asked confusedly. Rizui just shook her and tore the screen door off, surprising herself.
"Damn, will ya look at that." she mumbled to herself. Duo jumped up behind her.
"We must save Q-man! QUATRE!" Rizui shook her head as Duo kicked the door down as was blown away by the amount of smoke in the small room.
"Damn! What the hell is that!?"
"I give you...the Crack House." Rizui said. She jumped in and walked along the ceiling.
"Where is the boy!?"
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Wow, what a place to put a cliffie huh? So has Quatre really been abducted by the pot-heads? And what about Chibi, Wufei, and the demon?
Cell: Oh boy.
Please review if ya wanna see how this ends!
Whoo-Whoo! I am back again!
Cell: That was quick.
With every review, I get stronger!
Cell: *Rolls eyes* Right.
Okay, thank you my lovely reviewers! Both of ya...
Cell: 2 is good.
No it's not!
Cell: YES IT IS CONSIDERING HOW MUCH THIS FIC SUCKS!
DOES NOT! Begin Transmission. *Dust cloud fight ensues*
_______________________________________________________________
It was 1:45 AM as Duo, Rizui, and Trowa were searching every house down the street while Chibi and his party had gone farther up the street.
"We must search every house until Quatre is found!" Duo exclaimed from the roof of a house they were searching.
"Will you be silent?! You'll wake the occupants! Y'know, a gang lives here."
"So?" Trowa said as he climbed through a now open window. Rizui followed him in.
"A gang of TRANSVESTITES mind you!" Rizui whispered harshly.
"What's a transvestite?" Trowa asked as and Duo scanned the house. Rizui stood as a look out by the door at an angle where she could see the entire front half of the house.
"A male who dresses up like a female—"
"Or it could be the opposite!" Duo said as he walked further down a hall. Trowa went into the kitchen and scanned it.
"Yes uh I think. Hey, hurry up! Someone's coming!" Rizui said as she peeked out the window. Trowa knocked out another window and jumped out of along with Duo and Rizui. As soon as they were outside, however, they found themselves surrounded by guns, flashlights, and a gang of very angry transvestites.
"This could be a problem." Duo said and Rizui and Trowa nodded their heads.
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Heero, Chibi, and Wufei were farther up the street searching various houses for the missing Arabian.
"Hey, what's that giant building up there?"
"A school." Chibi said as he broke in and out of another house.
"That's a school?! Damn it's big!" Wufei shouted as he observed the school. Heero knocked on someone's door.
"Why are you knocking on the door? This is a B & E mission, not some damn public service shizznat!" Chibi exclaimed.
"I was checking if someone was in here." Heero said as he shot the door off. Chibi shook his head.
"There's another way to check if someone's in the house y'know—Wufei?" Chibi looked over at Wufei to see him walking mechanically towards the school.
"Wouldn't that be a good place to stash Quatre?" Wufei asked. Chibi looked thoughtful then chuckled.
"Hm, I suppose so. Okay, you and I will check out the school and Heero can handle the rest of the street." Heero looked up at the school.
"Why would they hide him in a school?"
Chibi shrugged. "Why do pot-heads do anything?"
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"KLIEDEN JUN DE RE!!" Duo cried and sent the transvestites in front of him and he, Rizui, and Trowa made a run for it.
"Quickly! To the Liquor Store!"
"Liquor Store?!"
"Yes, we'll lose them in there!" Rizui shouted back. The transvestite gang was hot on their heels as Rizui smashed through the glass doors of the Liquor Store.
"Uh are you okay?"
"Oh, not really but I'll live I think." Rizui said as she crawled along a wall. Duo jumped behind the counter as the sound of guns going off echoed through the small store. Trowa joined him after he realized he had been shot in the arm.
"Ouch." Trowa said looking at his wound. Duo went cross-eyed.
"You just got shot in the arm by a homosexual and all you have to say is 'ouch'?"
"What do you want me to say?" Just then Rizui lowered her self from the ceiling until she was just behind the leader.
"Hey queer, behind you." She said flatly. All of them looked behind them and shrieked.
"VOKEN AULRA!!" Rizui shouted and sudden tornado swept up the transvestite gang and carried them out of the store. Rizui dropped herself from the ceiling and Duo and Trowa appeared from behind the counter.
"Cool spell!" Duo exclaimed.
"Yes trainer. Now we must continue our quest. I wonder if Chibi has had any luck?"
---------------------------------------------------------------
Chibi and Wufei had broken into the school with no trouble at all. The school looked far bigger on the inside than it did on the outside.
"Uh I think we should split up, y'know? I'll take the 7th and 8th grade half and you take the 6th and 5th grade half. We'll meet here in about...an hour okay?" Wufei nodded and went right and Chibi went left.
(12 minutes later)
Wufei had marched up a grand total 24 flights of stairs and he STILL had only covered about 1/3 of the half he was in. He checked every classroom thoroughly and still no sign of Quatre.
"INJUSTICE! This is injustice!" Wufei screamed as his patience began to wear thin.
Meanwhile Chibi was on the other side of the school and had covered 50% of his half. Then he felt something cold brush his skin.
"Whashawho? What was that?" he said turning around only to meet with air. Then something brushed against his skin again and he whipped around to be faced with a very pale Wufei.
"Wufei? I said in an hour! Get back to your half!"
"T-there's s-s-s-something b-b-b-back t-there that sh-shouldn't b-b-be!" Wufei stammered. Chibi raised an eye brow at the Chinese pilot.
"Dude, what are you talking about?" Then Wufei's eyes widened beyond proportion.
"G-g-g-g-g-"
"What?"
"G-g-g-g-g-g-"
"What is it boy?!"
"G-g-g-GHOST!!" Wufei screamed. Chibi raised both his eyebrows and slowly turned around to be faced with the ugliest looking apparition you'll ever see. It had the head of a cat and the body of a were-wolf and black blood dripped from its mouth and its skin was falling off. It was black and furry and bone was poking through in some places and its spine rested on its head.
"...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
---------------------------------------------------------------
Duo, Trowa, and Rizui had finally reached their destination: the Crack House. The one place on Rizui's street where all the drug-addicts, prostitutes and everything else unholy flocked to smoke weed and other things.
"So that's the Crack House? It doesn't look like one..." Duo commented.
"Yeah I know. Well we've gotten no word from Heero, Wufei, or Chibi so if he's not here then I'm out of ideas!" Rizui said shrugging. Trowa stepped forward.
"Well let's go in and drag him out."
"That's a horrible pun." Rizui said stepping on the porch.
"A pun? What do you mean?" Trowa asked confusedly. Rizui just shook her and tore the screen door off, surprising herself.
"Damn, will ya look at that." she mumbled to herself. Duo jumped up behind her.
"We must save Q-man! QUATRE!" Rizui shook her head as Duo kicked the door down as was blown away by the amount of smoke in the small room.
"Damn! What the hell is that!?"
"I give you...the Crack House." Rizui said. She jumped in and walked along the ceiling.
"Where is the boy!?"
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Wow, what a place to put a cliffie huh? So has Quatre really been abducted by the pot-heads? And what about Chibi, Wufei, and the demon?
Cell: Oh boy.
Please review if ya wanna see how this ends!