:Notes: SullySayer's Partners For Life inspired me to do this. It was so tempting after Chapter 11! I highly reccomend you read it...
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1057071 It's reallyreally good and.. well. Addictive.
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-Teal'c-
Teal'c sat in front of the electircal box, poking the buttons in confusion. This... strange Tau'ri device. The television. It would be unheard of round the Goa'uld. Audio/viual transmissions.
DanielJackson had informed him to watch this 'televsion' to learn more about the Tau'ri culture. So far, he'd gotten pictures of a large, yellow bird singing with a small red monster, and somebody singing to a 'rubber ducky'. This did not make sense. He had seen neither on his travels outside of the complex.
He poked a couple more buttons on the remote. An odd-looking form of art appeared on the screen. How could one's hair stand on end like that? And the energy being emitted from their hands alone, it was as if they had a Goa'uld ribbon device on their hands. And what kind of a name was 'Trunks'?!
Two more buttons showed a balding man talking about 'teenage sex'. Another two showed --
Strange. It appears to be a women's chest. But what --
The 'vision showed a group of three young Tau'ri women, clad in what appeared to be poor excuses for 'bathing suits'. Their chests bounced, quite a bit. Strangely compelling...
-Jack-
Jack sat boredly at his desk, staring off into space. Which, when you really think about it, isn't possible when you're stuck underground a mountain. You'd be staring at a wall. Not space.
Jack sat boredly at his desk, staring off into the wonders of a concrete wall. He made a memo to himself to get 'The Simpsons' on VHS and watch it when he finds himself staring intently at inanimate objects. And get that crack in the wall fixed.
He lifted himself and sauntered off to find Teal'c. Maybe he could be more entertaining than memorizing where the cracks were.
Turning the corner to the door where the Jafa would be, he stopped dead. Teal'c was watching TV... Teal'c was watching --
THERE IS A GOD!
-Teal'c-
Teal'c turned form his spot on the end of the bed to face the colonel standing in the doorway, mouth practially hitting the floor with hints of drool at the edges.
"O'Neill." Jack snapped back to life, and bounded over to sit beside Teal'c.
"Heybuddyolpalwatchingtv?That'sgreat." he ran his words together quickly, eyes widening at the women bounding down a beach in bikinis and such.
"DanielJackson has instructed me to study further into your culture, by using this 'television'."
"Yupyupyup.That'sDannyaright.Rightdoodles."
"Are you well?"
"Perfect."
"Indeed." he raised a skeptical eyebrow. Turning back to the TV, Teal'c continued his mainly one-sided conversation. "I find this most compelling, yet slightly disturbing and illogical."
"You're crazy, Teal'c! What's not to like?"
"They are scandily clad and frolicking on a beach."
"And what's so bad about that?!"
A soft rap on the door and Daniel walked in, regardless of the other two males staring intently at the TV.
"Jack, I've just finished translating the PRX-137 translations. These people seem to have an Aztec background--"
"ThasgreatDanny."
"Are you okay...?
"Perfect."
"Indeed." Daniel and Teal'c muttered at the same time.
Changing the subject, Daniel asked what they were watching.
"Look for yourself."
Daniel slided farther into the room and stopped dead, staring at the TV.
"BAYWATCH?! I told Teal'c to study society! Not how much a double-d bounces while in a bikini!"
"Oops."
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:AN: I honestly don't like the ending much, so t'll probably change...
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1057071 It's reallyreally good and.. well. Addictive.
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-Teal'c-
Teal'c sat in front of the electircal box, poking the buttons in confusion. This... strange Tau'ri device. The television. It would be unheard of round the Goa'uld. Audio/viual transmissions.
DanielJackson had informed him to watch this 'televsion' to learn more about the Tau'ri culture. So far, he'd gotten pictures of a large, yellow bird singing with a small red monster, and somebody singing to a 'rubber ducky'. This did not make sense. He had seen neither on his travels outside of the complex.
He poked a couple more buttons on the remote. An odd-looking form of art appeared on the screen. How could one's hair stand on end like that? And the energy being emitted from their hands alone, it was as if they had a Goa'uld ribbon device on their hands. And what kind of a name was 'Trunks'?!
Two more buttons showed a balding man talking about 'teenage sex'. Another two showed --
Strange. It appears to be a women's chest. But what --
The 'vision showed a group of three young Tau'ri women, clad in what appeared to be poor excuses for 'bathing suits'. Their chests bounced, quite a bit. Strangely compelling...
-Jack-
Jack sat boredly at his desk, staring off into space. Which, when you really think about it, isn't possible when you're stuck underground a mountain. You'd be staring at a wall. Not space.
Jack sat boredly at his desk, staring off into the wonders of a concrete wall. He made a memo to himself to get 'The Simpsons' on VHS and watch it when he finds himself staring intently at inanimate objects. And get that crack in the wall fixed.
He lifted himself and sauntered off to find Teal'c. Maybe he could be more entertaining than memorizing where the cracks were.
Turning the corner to the door where the Jafa would be, he stopped dead. Teal'c was watching TV... Teal'c was watching --
THERE IS A GOD!
-Teal'c-
Teal'c turned form his spot on the end of the bed to face the colonel standing in the doorway, mouth practially hitting the floor with hints of drool at the edges.
"O'Neill." Jack snapped back to life, and bounded over to sit beside Teal'c.
"Heybuddyolpalwatchingtv?That'sgreat." he ran his words together quickly, eyes widening at the women bounding down a beach in bikinis and such.
"DanielJackson has instructed me to study further into your culture, by using this 'television'."
"Yupyupyup.That'sDannyaright.Rightdoodles."
"Are you well?"
"Perfect."
"Indeed." he raised a skeptical eyebrow. Turning back to the TV, Teal'c continued his mainly one-sided conversation. "I find this most compelling, yet slightly disturbing and illogical."
"You're crazy, Teal'c! What's not to like?"
"They are scandily clad and frolicking on a beach."
"And what's so bad about that?!"
A soft rap on the door and Daniel walked in, regardless of the other two males staring intently at the TV.
"Jack, I've just finished translating the PRX-137 translations. These people seem to have an Aztec background--"
"ThasgreatDanny."
"Are you okay...?
"Perfect."
"Indeed." Daniel and Teal'c muttered at the same time.
Changing the subject, Daniel asked what they were watching.
"Look for yourself."
Daniel slided farther into the room and stopped dead, staring at the TV.
"BAYWATCH?! I told Teal'c to study society! Not how much a double-d bounces while in a bikini!"
"Oops."
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:AN: I honestly don't like the ending much, so t'll probably change...