Once up on a time there was a man called Dave who had just about enough money to buy his very own washing machine instead of having to rent one. Dave went to Lollipops electrical shop and began to walk around. In the end he found a huge washing machine, big enough for two people to live in!

He decided to buy this because it was purple and that was his favourite colour. When he got it out of the shop, it began to walk! Dave had an idea! He sat inside this washing machine and closed the door. It walked all the way down the motorway, causing chaos to all of the normal cars.

But Dave wasn't bothered, he just carried on regardlessly down the motorway. Then to his surprise, he saw a horse, but not just any horse it was speaking to a turkey in French! How strange! Then a panda wearing a pink sweatshirt and purple trousers came along and knocked on the door of Dave's washing machine and shouted: ' Get a car!'

Dave was in love with this panda! It was wearing purple! (Dave's favourite colour) and it also had hardly any dress sense, and neither did Dave.

Dave stepped out of his 'car' and gasped. He looked up again. ' It cant be the pope!' he gasped.

The pope pulled a piano out of its pocket and began to play.

Dave and the panda had a purple wedding and lived happily ever after in the washing machine!