Big Invader on campus

          Many years had past since Zim was in grade school, so now he is in college.

          "GIR, our study on the horrible human race is almost complete; I just need this college to study them a bit more before we go back to the Irken Empire.

          "Yes my master"

          "Can I be a mongoose dog now?"

          "No GIR"

          "Well, can I explode?"

          "After the mission is complete."

When Zim got Skool Kollege, a man directed him to a table where he was to pick his classes.

          "I need to know it all"

A voice came from the counter

          "Please take a sheet and fill it out, you may have 5 classes"

          "Only 5, but I need to know it all:

          "So we have a know it all with us again, you can still only have 5 classes"

          "GO to Hell you filthy disgusting Earth being"

          "Please take a sheet and fill it out"

          "OK"

          "Mmmmm I want this Advanced Math seeing it should be easy for me being our race is in all ways better than the humans."

          "I also want this paranormal science"

          "That's two, I need three more

          "English 101"

          "GIR, what is this drawing"

          "I don't know said GIR over a cell phone "

          "IS there a monkey in our house GIR?"

          "Noooo but there are my friends pig and moose, they're chillin in the pool right now."

          "I shall take this drawing"

          "What I must take another class"

As Zim scrolled down the list to the extreme bottom, He found one he liked

          "How to take over the idiotic human race"

When Zim got to his dorm, he found out he was in the same building with Gaz(dun dun dun).

Gaz walked into Zim's room.             

"When Dib told me you were coming to the same college, I asked for the dorm with you so I could show you something."

          "Do they have coed dorms here?"

          "This is the only one."

She reached under her bra and unzipped the human suit, she was an Irken too.

          "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

          "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

          "I knew you would do that Zim"

          "What classes are you taking?"

          "I am taking the almighty and powerful advanced Math, paranormal science, English 101, drawing, and How to take over the human race."

          "Cool, I'm taking four of those; the only one I'm not taking is paranormal science because Dib is going to be in that horrible class."

          "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

On the first day of kollege, Zim got through Math alright but when he got to paranormal science, he passed out at the sight of Dib's large head.

          "Those classes were the only ones today GIR" said Zim over a cell phone

                                                                       more to come