Up front, I apologize to all Sekhmet and Dais fans for what will happen a
few sentences down. I just don't really like the warlords, and they fit
the part best. Don't kill me!
"We hafta figure out who sent the Dynasty bad guy after us," said Ryo.
Sage, Cye, and Ryo pondered on this for a minute. Who would want to attack them? Cye was the first to get an idea.
"I got it!" he shouted. "It was Sekhmet! That guy's never ever nice to us." He crossed his eyes and danced around clumsily. "Yea-ha! With my Slimey Snakey Bonk, I'll force the Ronin Warriors to drink really bad grape juice! Yea-ha! Yippe!"
Ryo giggled. "Nah, I don't think he's smart enough ta do that." (Sorry sorry sorry!!!!)
"Maaaaaybe it was meeeeeeee, Dais.. . . . . . .. .. . . " Sage slid around the room in his Spiderman costume. "I have the Invise Spidy Web, the brains, and the wardrobe to pull off such a dastardly deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed." He continued to slither around Cye, making Cye double over laughing. (Sorry sorry sorry sorry...AAAAAHH!! GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!)
"No!" Ryo's voice was so loud it made Sage literally jump out of his costume. The two of them looked over to see Ryo wearing the green helmet again, this time with a boomerang glued to the top. "Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!! It couldn't be you, because it was me! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!! Anubis! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!! It could only be made by the most evil mind in the universe, and since I have yet to meet a more evil mind, I can safely assume that the most evil mind in the universe is me, Anubis!!! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
"That's so true!!!" Sage cracked up laughing. Cye, on the other hand, wasn't laughing at all. In fact, he looked a bit frightened, but Sage didn't notice.
"Do not try to stop me. . . .. . .. . .. .." Ryo didn't have time to finish his sentence before Cye pounced on him, knocking him through the remaining Legos.
"Take that, evil Dynasty!" Cye yelled, jumping up and down in his little victory dance. Ryo popped back out from the Legos, his bucket in hand, and not looking the least bit pleased.
"Cyeeeeee!!!!!!! What part of this pretend game don't you get?!?!?!?!"
Cye jumped a little, realizing his mistake. "But you looked so convincing. What do you want me to do?"
"PRETEND!!!!!" Ryo shouted so loudly that Cye fell back a little to Sage's feet. Sage glared at him.
"Dummy."
"Am not!"
"OK, stop it." Ryo said as he replaced the bucket on his head. "Now, I as the PRETEND Anubis am going to go back to the dynasty to concoct my next evil plan. And you guys, as the Ronin Warriors, will try and stop me."
"Got it" Cye stood up, smiling with understanding.
"And when we find you, we beat you up real good!" said Sage, punching his little fist into his hand.
"Yes yes! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!! But pretend of course!" said Ryo, looking directly at Cye. "Now, close your eyes and count to sixty."
Sage and Cye turned around towards the back wall. "One, two, three, four, five, six. . . . . . . . .. . .. . . ."
Ryo jumped up and ran upstairs to the different rooms of the clubhouse, trying to find a good hiding place. He checked the rooms, but couldn't find a good place.
"No, not there. No, not there. No. No. No. Aha!" he shouted, reaching the bathroom. "Those Ronins will never find me in here! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!"
Back downstairs, Sage and Cye finished up. "Fifty-eight, fifty-nine, sixty!! Ready or not, here we come!"
The two of them dashed about the clubhouse, humming another battle tune. "Duh dun, dun dun duh dun.. . . .. . dan dan!" Neither of them got the idea to check the bathroom, where Ryo was hiding under the sink.
"Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!! They'll never find me in here!!!" Ryo whispered to himself. So he waited.. . . . . . . . . . and waited .. . . . . . . . . . and waited .. . . . . . . . . . and waited. "Aw, for peanut's sake!" He said after a couple hours.
Making his way out of the sink and back downstairs, he looked for the other boys. Beeping noises lead him over to the TV room, where Sage was playing with the Sega as Cye cheered him on.
"Jump over the water! Jump over the water!" Cye shouted. Sage bit down on his lip as the character on screen did a trick front flip over a blue region that was, well, water.
Ryo's jaw dropped for the second time that afternoon. "What are you guys doing??? I thought we were playing!"
"We got tired of looking for you hours ago," said Cye over his shoulder, then snapping his head back to the TV. "Jump over the water!!!"
Ryo, nearly purple in the face, stepped between Sage, Cye, and the TV. "So let me get this straight. You guys left me in a bathroom cabinet for two hours, just so you could play video games???"
"Well what were you going to do? Manically laugh us to death?" Sage asked sarcastically.
"Or maybe you'll throw your bucket at us!" Cye snickered.
Now Ryo was really steamed. Nobody makes fun of his bucket and gets away with it! "Behold! Anubis's most evil plan yet!!" He bent down, grasping the game cartridge in his hand.
"What're you doing?!?!?!?!" Cye gasped. Ryo grinned evil at him.
"You wouldn't dare. . . . . . ." Sage began to say. But it was too late. Ryo pulled out the cartridge, and with it, all of Sage's hard earned points.
Now it was Sage and Cye's turn to steam. "All right Anubis, you asked for it!!!!!!!"
"Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!" Ryo sprinted around the room. Having trained with them for most of the day, he was able to predict and dodge their attacks quite easily until. . . . . . . . .
"YEEOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!! GE'OFF ME!!!!!!!!!" Rowen screamed at Ryo. He had enough steam to make a pot of water boil. Ryo ran for his life. Even Sage and Cye knew it was time to back off. "THAT'S IT!!!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS HURTING ME ALL DAY!!!" Rowen pulled out his blue marble ball. "Armor of Stratatata!! Marble power!!!" Wallpaper streamed around Rowen until he was in full armor and began chasing Ryo.
Ryo stuck out his tongue. "Nyah nyah!" Let's see you try and hurt me!"
Rowen pulled out his bow and arrow. A picture of Earth suddenly appeared behind him. Confused, all of the boys froze with the exception of Cye, who thoughtfully picked up Rowen's book. His eyes grew twice the size of normal as he read the title out loud.
"How to Power Up Chibi Attacks and Get Revenge on Bullies."
Rowen grinned. "Arrow. . . . . . . . .. Big .. . . . . . . . .. . . Boomy!!!!!!!!!!"
His arrow speed straight at Ryo. Terrified, Ryo ducked down. The arrow flew over his head and out the window. Rowen sweat dropped.
"Uh. . . . . .. .. . . . .. . what happened?"
Cye found Rowen's bookmark and read the chapter that he had hadn't finished. "How to Aim Your Lethal Attack." (C'mon, do you think I'd really hurt a chibi like that?)
Rowen was still trying to figure out what to do next as Sage jumped on him. "Dog pile!!!" he shouted. Ryo and Cye squealed and jumped in. Soon the four of them were pile of legs, arms, and giggles. Ryo barely noticed the sun had come out or that phone was ringing until about the twelfth ring. He untangled himself from the mess and picked it up. "HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.. . . . . . . . . . . I mean, hello?"
"Ryo! Dais, Sekhmet, and Anubis just showed up at my house! They're doing really bad stuff!" Kento yelled.
Ryo laughed. "Oh, let me guess, they're passing out bad grape juice?"
"No! They're playing reruns of Barney in front of my family! They've already got my brothers and sisters under it's spell!!!" From the background, Ryo noticed strange voices singing 'I love you, you love me. .. .'. "Auuuuuuugh, make it stop!!!!!"
"But Kento, we're having so much fun, and anyways we can't come over cause it's rai. . ." Then he looked out the window. "Huh? The sun's out. Oh man, do we hafta??"
"Duh!!!"
He sighed as he hung up. "OK guys, we gotta go help Kento save the world now."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. . . . . . . . .. . ."
FIN
Well, that's it. So whatda think? Should I start another chibi story from here? R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"We hafta figure out who sent the Dynasty bad guy after us," said Ryo.
Sage, Cye, and Ryo pondered on this for a minute. Who would want to attack them? Cye was the first to get an idea.
"I got it!" he shouted. "It was Sekhmet! That guy's never ever nice to us." He crossed his eyes and danced around clumsily. "Yea-ha! With my Slimey Snakey Bonk, I'll force the Ronin Warriors to drink really bad grape juice! Yea-ha! Yippe!"
Ryo giggled. "Nah, I don't think he's smart enough ta do that." (Sorry sorry sorry!!!!)
"Maaaaaybe it was meeeeeeee, Dais.. . . . . . .. .. . . " Sage slid around the room in his Spiderman costume. "I have the Invise Spidy Web, the brains, and the wardrobe to pull off such a dastardly deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed." He continued to slither around Cye, making Cye double over laughing. (Sorry sorry sorry sorry...AAAAAHH!! GET THAT KNIFE AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!)
"No!" Ryo's voice was so loud it made Sage literally jump out of his costume. The two of them looked over to see Ryo wearing the green helmet again, this time with a boomerang glued to the top. "Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!! It couldn't be you, because it was me! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!! Anubis! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!! It could only be made by the most evil mind in the universe, and since I have yet to meet a more evil mind, I can safely assume that the most evil mind in the universe is me, Anubis!!! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
"That's so true!!!" Sage cracked up laughing. Cye, on the other hand, wasn't laughing at all. In fact, he looked a bit frightened, but Sage didn't notice.
"Do not try to stop me. . . .. . .. . .. .." Ryo didn't have time to finish his sentence before Cye pounced on him, knocking him through the remaining Legos.
"Take that, evil Dynasty!" Cye yelled, jumping up and down in his little victory dance. Ryo popped back out from the Legos, his bucket in hand, and not looking the least bit pleased.
"Cyeeeeee!!!!!!! What part of this pretend game don't you get?!?!?!?!"
Cye jumped a little, realizing his mistake. "But you looked so convincing. What do you want me to do?"
"PRETEND!!!!!" Ryo shouted so loudly that Cye fell back a little to Sage's feet. Sage glared at him.
"Dummy."
"Am not!"
"OK, stop it." Ryo said as he replaced the bucket on his head. "Now, I as the PRETEND Anubis am going to go back to the dynasty to concoct my next evil plan. And you guys, as the Ronin Warriors, will try and stop me."
"Got it" Cye stood up, smiling with understanding.
"And when we find you, we beat you up real good!" said Sage, punching his little fist into his hand.
"Yes yes! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!! But pretend of course!" said Ryo, looking directly at Cye. "Now, close your eyes and count to sixty."
Sage and Cye turned around towards the back wall. "One, two, three, four, five, six. . . . . . . . .. . .. . . ."
Ryo jumped up and ran upstairs to the different rooms of the clubhouse, trying to find a good hiding place. He checked the rooms, but couldn't find a good place.
"No, not there. No, not there. No. No. No. Aha!" he shouted, reaching the bathroom. "Those Ronins will never find me in here! Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!"
Back downstairs, Sage and Cye finished up. "Fifty-eight, fifty-nine, sixty!! Ready or not, here we come!"
The two of them dashed about the clubhouse, humming another battle tune. "Duh dun, dun dun duh dun.. . . .. . dan dan!" Neither of them got the idea to check the bathroom, where Ryo was hiding under the sink.
"Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!! They'll never find me in here!!!" Ryo whispered to himself. So he waited.. . . . . . . . . . and waited .. . . . . . . . . . and waited .. . . . . . . . . . and waited. "Aw, for peanut's sake!" He said after a couple hours.
Making his way out of the sink and back downstairs, he looked for the other boys. Beeping noises lead him over to the TV room, where Sage was playing with the Sega as Cye cheered him on.
"Jump over the water! Jump over the water!" Cye shouted. Sage bit down on his lip as the character on screen did a trick front flip over a blue region that was, well, water.
Ryo's jaw dropped for the second time that afternoon. "What are you guys doing??? I thought we were playing!"
"We got tired of looking for you hours ago," said Cye over his shoulder, then snapping his head back to the TV. "Jump over the water!!!"
Ryo, nearly purple in the face, stepped between Sage, Cye, and the TV. "So let me get this straight. You guys left me in a bathroom cabinet for two hours, just so you could play video games???"
"Well what were you going to do? Manically laugh us to death?" Sage asked sarcastically.
"Or maybe you'll throw your bucket at us!" Cye snickered.
Now Ryo was really steamed. Nobody makes fun of his bucket and gets away with it! "Behold! Anubis's most evil plan yet!!" He bent down, grasping the game cartridge in his hand.
"What're you doing?!?!?!?!" Cye gasped. Ryo grinned evil at him.
"You wouldn't dare. . . . . . ." Sage began to say. But it was too late. Ryo pulled out the cartridge, and with it, all of Sage's hard earned points.
Now it was Sage and Cye's turn to steam. "All right Anubis, you asked for it!!!!!!!"
"Mwhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!" Ryo sprinted around the room. Having trained with them for most of the day, he was able to predict and dodge their attacks quite easily until. . . . . . . . .
"YEEOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!! GE'OFF ME!!!!!!!!!" Rowen screamed at Ryo. He had enough steam to make a pot of water boil. Ryo ran for his life. Even Sage and Cye knew it was time to back off. "THAT'S IT!!!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS HURTING ME ALL DAY!!!" Rowen pulled out his blue marble ball. "Armor of Stratatata!! Marble power!!!" Wallpaper streamed around Rowen until he was in full armor and began chasing Ryo.
Ryo stuck out his tongue. "Nyah nyah!" Let's see you try and hurt me!"
Rowen pulled out his bow and arrow. A picture of Earth suddenly appeared behind him. Confused, all of the boys froze with the exception of Cye, who thoughtfully picked up Rowen's book. His eyes grew twice the size of normal as he read the title out loud.
"How to Power Up Chibi Attacks and Get Revenge on Bullies."
Rowen grinned. "Arrow. . . . . . . . .. Big .. . . . . . . . .. . . Boomy!!!!!!!!!!"
His arrow speed straight at Ryo. Terrified, Ryo ducked down. The arrow flew over his head and out the window. Rowen sweat dropped.
"Uh. . . . . .. .. . . . .. . what happened?"
Cye found Rowen's bookmark and read the chapter that he had hadn't finished. "How to Aim Your Lethal Attack." (C'mon, do you think I'd really hurt a chibi like that?)
Rowen was still trying to figure out what to do next as Sage jumped on him. "Dog pile!!!" he shouted. Ryo and Cye squealed and jumped in. Soon the four of them were pile of legs, arms, and giggles. Ryo barely noticed the sun had come out or that phone was ringing until about the twelfth ring. He untangled himself from the mess and picked it up. "HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.. . . . . . . . . . . I mean, hello?"
"Ryo! Dais, Sekhmet, and Anubis just showed up at my house! They're doing really bad stuff!" Kento yelled.
Ryo laughed. "Oh, let me guess, they're passing out bad grape juice?"
"No! They're playing reruns of Barney in front of my family! They've already got my brothers and sisters under it's spell!!!" From the background, Ryo noticed strange voices singing 'I love you, you love me. .. .'. "Auuuuuuugh, make it stop!!!!!"
"But Kento, we're having so much fun, and anyways we can't come over cause it's rai. . ." Then he looked out the window. "Huh? The sun's out. Oh man, do we hafta??"
"Duh!!!"
He sighed as he hung up. "OK guys, we gotta go help Kento save the world now."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. . . . . . . . .. . ."
FIN
Well, that's it. So whatda think? Should I start another chibi story from here? R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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