"Kareoke Night At The Golden Saucer"
By Shasta *********************************************************************** Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 7 (except for my totally cool big brother Sephiroth). If you try to sue me, i shall rip off your skin and feed it to my cat, then i will make haggis out of your organs and use your ribcage as a xylaphone. Capisce?
A/N: After the pheomanal sucess of 'The Dragonball Z Kareoke Contest', I decide to write a sequel..and this is the result! All our favorite Final Fantasy 7 characters sing all your favorite songs! However, YOU decide what song to sing! Just review me with song requests and maybe the song you selected will be put up in this fic! Okay! Enough of my rambling! On with the show!!!!! ******************************************************************** We zoom into the Wonder Square of The Golden Saucer. It's Enchantment Night and everyone is down at the stage, waiting eagerly for the Kareoke contest to start. We see a tall girl of around 17 who bares a slight resemblance to Sephiroth, with cherry red hair styled like 'Hilda' from 'Outlaw Star' and haunting green eyes, dressed in fitted-but slightly baggy-leather trousers and a blue tank top, standing onstage in front of a mic...
"Hello! Glad you're all here! Welcome to The Golden Saucer's annual Kareoke Contest! I'm your hostess Shastania Musashi, but you can call me Shasta! Tonight, we'll be witnessing the singing talents of everyone's favorite rebel group...AVALANCHE.."said the red head.
The table were the AVALANCHE team was sitting erupted in cheers.
Shasta turned to face the executive Shinra table. "..Reno and The Turks.."
The Shinra table applauded and chinked their glasses.
"Aaaand..more! So without further ado, let's give a big round of applause for Aeris Glasbouragh and Tiffa Lockhart!"Shasta said.
The auditorium cheered wildly as Tiffa-dressed in a purple cocktail dress that was about 3 sizes too tight- and Aeris-dressed in a hippy skirt and a pheasent top-came onstage. They shot deathglares at each other.
The music began to play....
[Both] The boy is mine
The boy is mine
The boy is mine
The boy is mine,
the boy is mine
SPOKEN: [Aeris] Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?
[Tiffa] Uh uh, sure you know, you look kinda familiar
[Aeris] Yeah, you do too but umm I just wanted to know do you know somebody named You, you know his name
[Tiffa] Oh yeah definitely I know his name
[Aeris] I just wanted to let you know that he's mine
[Tiffa] Uh no no, he's mine
CHORUS: [Both] You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
[Aeris] I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your man, are you insane?
[Tiffa] You see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me
[Aeris] You see I tried to hesitate
I didn't wanna say what he told me
He said without me, he couldn't make
It trough the day, ain't that a shame
[Tiffa] Well, maybe you misunderstood
Cuz I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
All my love was all he took
REPEAT CHORUS
[Tiffa] Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true
[Aeris] I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killin' you inside
[Tiffa] You can say what you wanna say
What we have you can't take
From the truth, you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake
[Aeris] When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away, it's my time to shine
If you didn't know, the boy is mine
REPEAT CHORUS (2x)
[Both] You can't destroy this love I found
Your silly games I won't allow
the boy is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel
What makes you think that he wants you?
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place is in my heart
He was my love right from the start
REPEAT CHORUS (2x)
[Tiffa] The boy is mine Not yours
[Aeris] But mine
[Tiffa] Not yours
[Aeris] But mine
[Tiffa] Not yours
[Aeris] But mine
[Both] I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
The song ended and the auditorium applauded. "Hey, they're pretty good!"said Cloud to Barret, as the two girls took a bow.
Barret sweatdropped. "Oh $%@^!! They're killin' each other!"
Cloud looked puzzled. He turned back to the stage, were Tiffa and Aeris were kicking the living shiznit outta each other.
"YOU SURGICALLY INHANCED WHORE!! CLOUD IS MIIIINE!!!!!!!!!" screached Aeris, pulling at Tiffa's hair.
"&$%^ YOU, HIPPY!!!!"yelled Tiffa, slugging Aeris in the eye.
Shasta went bug eyed and sweatdropped. "Oh ye gods..." she clicked her fingers and instantly, the Cell Jnrs came onstage and dragged Tiffa and Aeris away to a nice and comfy padded room...
"Sorry, folks...guess they got too wrapped up in the song..heh!"said Shasta, rubbing the back of her head.
Several audiance members laughed.
Shasta shook her head. "Who's up next??"she said.
Sephiroth stood up. He meerly nodded, then sat back down, as far away from Hojo as possible. Shasta nodded.
"OKAY! Next up, we have Sephiroth!"
TO BE CONTINUED ****************** A/N:
Me: Okies, not bad for the first chappie, huh? I have some ideas for a song for Sephy to sing..
Sephiroth: You better not make me look stupid!
Me: Okay, i won't...woops, too late!
Sephiroth: *deathglare*
Me: ^^ ' Er...okay..my ideas are: KoRn-Daddy
Metallica-One
Metallica-Enter Sandman
Ming Tea-Daddy Was'nt There
Okies! Looking forward to seeing what you think!!!
Sephiroth: *to readers* Help me.
Me: ¬_¬ Shut up, Sephy....
Sephiroth: *sigh*Whatever..just don't give me a crappy song, okay?
Me: Fiiine...*to readers* OKies! I love you! Bye bye! *blows kiss*
Sephiroth: *mutters*I am tres HORRIFIED to be your brother...
FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE, REVIEW!!!! ************************************ ~23rd October, 2002~
By Shasta *********************************************************************** Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 7 (except for my totally cool big brother Sephiroth). If you try to sue me, i shall rip off your skin and feed it to my cat, then i will make haggis out of your organs and use your ribcage as a xylaphone. Capisce?
A/N: After the pheomanal sucess of 'The Dragonball Z Kareoke Contest', I decide to write a sequel..and this is the result! All our favorite Final Fantasy 7 characters sing all your favorite songs! However, YOU decide what song to sing! Just review me with song requests and maybe the song you selected will be put up in this fic! Okay! Enough of my rambling! On with the show!!!!! ******************************************************************** We zoom into the Wonder Square of The Golden Saucer. It's Enchantment Night and everyone is down at the stage, waiting eagerly for the Kareoke contest to start. We see a tall girl of around 17 who bares a slight resemblance to Sephiroth, with cherry red hair styled like 'Hilda' from 'Outlaw Star' and haunting green eyes, dressed in fitted-but slightly baggy-leather trousers and a blue tank top, standing onstage in front of a mic...
"Hello! Glad you're all here! Welcome to The Golden Saucer's annual Kareoke Contest! I'm your hostess Shastania Musashi, but you can call me Shasta! Tonight, we'll be witnessing the singing talents of everyone's favorite rebel group...AVALANCHE.."said the red head.
The table were the AVALANCHE team was sitting erupted in cheers.
Shasta turned to face the executive Shinra table. "..Reno and The Turks.."
The Shinra table applauded and chinked their glasses.
"Aaaand..more! So without further ado, let's give a big round of applause for Aeris Glasbouragh and Tiffa Lockhart!"Shasta said.
The auditorium cheered wildly as Tiffa-dressed in a purple cocktail dress that was about 3 sizes too tight- and Aeris-dressed in a hippy skirt and a pheasent top-came onstage. They shot deathglares at each other.
The music began to play....
[Both] The boy is mine
The boy is mine
The boy is mine
The boy is mine,
the boy is mine
SPOKEN: [Aeris] Excuse me can I please talk to you for a minute?
[Tiffa] Uh uh, sure you know, you look kinda familiar
[Aeris] Yeah, you do too but umm I just wanted to know do you know somebody named You, you know his name
[Tiffa] Oh yeah definitely I know his name
[Aeris] I just wanted to let you know that he's mine
[Tiffa] Uh no no, he's mine
CHORUS: [Both] You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The boy is mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
[Aeris] I think it's time we got this straight
Let's sit and talk face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Him for your man, are you insane?
[Tiffa] You see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me
[Aeris] You see I tried to hesitate
I didn't wanna say what he told me
He said without me, he couldn't make
It trough the day, ain't that a shame
[Tiffa] Well, maybe you misunderstood
Cuz I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
All my love was all he took
REPEAT CHORUS
[Tiffa] Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it, girl it's true
[Aeris] I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killin' you inside
[Tiffa] You can say what you wanna say
What we have you can't take
From the truth, you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake
[Aeris] When will you get the picture?
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away, it's my time to shine
If you didn't know, the boy is mine
REPEAT CHORUS (2x)
[Both] You can't destroy this love I found
Your silly games I won't allow
the boy is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel
What makes you think that he wants you?
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place is in my heart
He was my love right from the start
REPEAT CHORUS (2x)
[Tiffa] The boy is mine Not yours
[Aeris] But mine
[Tiffa] Not yours
[Aeris] But mine
[Tiffa] Not yours
[Aeris] But mine
[Both] I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The boy is mine
The song ended and the auditorium applauded. "Hey, they're pretty good!"said Cloud to Barret, as the two girls took a bow.
Barret sweatdropped. "Oh $%@^!! They're killin' each other!"
Cloud looked puzzled. He turned back to the stage, were Tiffa and Aeris were kicking the living shiznit outta each other.
"YOU SURGICALLY INHANCED WHORE!! CLOUD IS MIIIINE!!!!!!!!!" screached Aeris, pulling at Tiffa's hair.
"&$%^ YOU, HIPPY!!!!"yelled Tiffa, slugging Aeris in the eye.
Shasta went bug eyed and sweatdropped. "Oh ye gods..." she clicked her fingers and instantly, the Cell Jnrs came onstage and dragged Tiffa and Aeris away to a nice and comfy padded room...
"Sorry, folks...guess they got too wrapped up in the song..heh!"said Shasta, rubbing the back of her head.
Several audiance members laughed.
Shasta shook her head. "Who's up next??"she said.
Sephiroth stood up. He meerly nodded, then sat back down, as far away from Hojo as possible. Shasta nodded.
"OKAY! Next up, we have Sephiroth!"
TO BE CONTINUED ****************** A/N:
Me: Okies, not bad for the first chappie, huh? I have some ideas for a song for Sephy to sing..
Sephiroth: You better not make me look stupid!
Me: Okay, i won't...woops, too late!
Sephiroth: *deathglare*
Me: ^^ ' Er...okay..my ideas are: KoRn-Daddy
Metallica-One
Metallica-Enter Sandman
Ming Tea-Daddy Was'nt There
Okies! Looking forward to seeing what you think!!!
Sephiroth: *to readers* Help me.
Me: ¬_¬ Shut up, Sephy....
Sephiroth: *sigh*Whatever..just don't give me a crappy song, okay?
Me: Fiiine...*to readers* OKies! I love you! Bye bye! *blows kiss*
Sephiroth: *mutters*I am tres HORRIFIED to be your brother...
FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE, REVIEW!!!! ************************************ ~23rd October, 2002~