Disclaimer: See previous chapter

A/N: I'm back! I've been looking over mah song lyric archieves and i've come up with the perfecto-mundo song for Sephy-chan!

Sephiroth: *grits teeth* If you don't stop callin' me Sephy-chan, i'm gonna take this Masamane and shove it so far up your...

Me: ^^ ' OKAY, Sephiroth! Sorry!

Sephiroth: *growls low in throat and sits in his dark, scary corner*

Me:Aaaaaanyway, here's chapter 2 for yo' enjoyment! *********************************************************************** The AVALANCHE table glared coldly at Sephiroth as he made his way to the stage.

"Tha' damn silver haired pansy prolly gonna sound a ton o' shit..."said Barret.

Cloud looked at his friend. "You watch too much Mr.T for your own good, Barret..."

Barret grunted and folded his arms. "Well, ah pity tha' Sefo'roth foo'...."

Cloud sweatdropped and facefaulted a little. "Oh ye gods...."

The strobe lights flickered gently as Sephiroth walked towards the edge of the stage, where he was greeted by a mob of screaming fangirls. He smirked a little and flicked his long, silver hair out of his haunting green eyes. He raised the mic to his lips and began to sing...



Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies

Pushing all the mercy down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a swing at me

Come on, gonna put you on the ground, ground, ground

Why are you trying to make fun of me?

You think it's funny?

What the fuck you think it's doing to me?

You take your turn lashing out at me

I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me

All of my hate cannot be found

I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming

So you can try to tear me down

Beat me to the ground

I will see you screaming

Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies

I'm above you, smiling at you, drown, drown, drown

I wanna kill and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll pull the trigger

And you're down, down, down

Why are you trying to make fun of me?

You think it's funny?

What the fuck you think it's doing to me?

You take your turn lashing out at me

I want you crying with your dirty ass in front of me

All of my hate cannot be found

I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming

So you can try to tear me down

Beat me to the ground

I will see you screaming

Sephiroth's eyes glint coldly as his voice takes on a disturbingly sweet tone....

All my friends are gone, they died (gonna take you down)

They all screamed, and cried (gonna take you down)

I'm never (?) back against the wall

Gonna take you down

All of my hate cannot be found

I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming

So you can try to tear me down

Beat me to the ground

I will see you screaming

All of my hate cannot be found

I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming

So you can try to tear me down

Beat me to the ground

I will see you screaming

The music ended and Sephiroth took a bow. The fangirls shrieked with delight and threw flowers at the stage... Sephiroth smirked and blew a kiss to the crowd before returning to his seat. The applause was deafening.

Shasta came back onstage and clapped. "Wow! Thank you, Sephiroth! Ladys and gentlemen, that was Sephiroth with KoRn's number one hit 'Thoughless'! Whee! Don't go away! Next up, we have Cloud Striffe!"she said.

She struck a kawaii little pose were she put one hand on her hip and the other doing a peace sign with one eye closed.

The entire auditorium cheered wildly.

Cloud grinned and flicked his hair. "Excellent!"

Barret just shook his head. "I'm-a prolly gonna leave here scarred fo' life.." he muttered to himself....







To Be Continued ************** A/N: Sephiroth: *grins* I like that song! KoRn are so kewlishness.

Me: *grins happily* Yay! I'm glad you like it!

Sephiroth: *evil smirk* What song is Cloud gonna sing?

Me: *equally evil smirk* Not telling!

Sephiroth: *sing-song* I'll give you a cookie!

Me: *starry eyed* IS IT CHOCALATE CHIP?!

Sephiroth: *sweatdrop* Um..yes?

Me: *jumps up and down* Yay! Okies! I'll tell you! *grabs the cookie and eats it* Cloud Striffe will be singing 'Crawling' by 'Linkin Park'.

Sephiroth: *face faults* I love that song....please don't ruin it.

Me: ¬_¬

Sephiroth: *dorky, big-brotherish grin* Heh!

Me: Whatever, Sephy...*turns to camera* Hey! Wanna see the playlist for future chappies?

Sephiroth: *nods along with the readers*

Me: Okies! Here it is!

Chapter 1: Aeris And Tiffa

Chapter 2: Sephiroth

Chapter 3: Cloud

Chapter 4: Barret

Chapter 5: Red XII (and i'm NOT makin' him sing 'Who Let The Dogs Out!' -__- ')

Chapter 6: Hojo

Chapter 7: Reno + The Turks

Chapter 8: Vincent + Lucrecia

Chapter 9: Jenova

Chapter 10: Yuffie

Chapter 11: Cid

Chapter 12: Rufus, Heigdigger + Reeve

Chapter 13: Bugenhagen

Chapter 14: Mystery Singer (heehee!)

Sephiroth: I think you all know how to requests songs. Just click the button and send us a review!

Me: yes, siree! Okies! Bye bye now! Hey, Sephy, got anymore cookies?

Sephiroth: *sighs and gives his dorky little sister a big ol' bag of chocalate chip cookies, then walks off towards the garage for a game of Poker with Cell, Gene Starwind, Vegeta, Mirai Trunks, Squall Leonhart and his ex-wife Silverkisses*

Me: ~_____~ ' Erm....*hyper* FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE, REVIEW!!!

******************************************************* ~25th October, 2002~