Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 7..there, i said it! Ya happy now?!
A/N: Wheeeee! 20 reviews?! YAAAAY!! *prances around, showering herself in confetti* THANK YOU!! *huggles all the reviewers* Now, here for your own enjoyment, here's Chapter 3 of ' Kareoke Night At The Golden Saucer!!!" **************************************************************************** ****** Barret rubbed the back of his head sheepishly as he got up onstage. "Oh "£$%..."he chanted over and over again.
The crowd cheered madly."Barret! Barret! Barret!" they all chanted.
Barret felt his knees buckle.
"Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Barret Walace!"yelled Shasta, handing Barret the mic before sitting down next to Sephiroth and waiting eagerly for Barret to begin singing.
Barret took a deep breath. The audiance died down to a few hushed whispers and the music began to play..... Barret raised the mic to his lips.
Two tablespoons of cinnamin
A two or three eggwhites
A half a stick o' buuuuutter
Mmmmm, meelted
Stick it all in a bowl, baybeh
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of floour
You're bein' mighty silly........
SAY EVERYBODY!
COME SEE MAH BALLS!
They're big an' salty and round!
If ya ever need a fix
Pick me up, just stick mah balls in your mouth
Oooh
Suck on my chocalate saltly balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocatalate salty balls
Packed full of vitamins
And good for you! Suck on mah BALLS!
A quarter cup of unsweetened chocalate
A halfa cup o' braaaandy
Throw in a bag or two of sugur
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Preheat the oven to 3-50
Give 'em some heeeat
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big an' salty and brown!
If ya ever need a fix, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh!
Suck on my chocaslte salty balls!
Put 'em in your mouth an' suck 'em!
Suck on my chocalate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre!
So suck on my balls!
*sniff sniff*
Hey, waitaminute....what's that smell?
Smells like somethin's burnin'
Don't look at me, babe!
I never let my balls catch on fire..
Aww, man baby!
Baby...
YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!!!
My balls are on fire!
Aww man baby!
My balls are burning!
Oh my goodness!
Gimme some water!
Put some water on 'em!
Come on blow on 'em!
DO SOMETHIN'!!!
Ooh!
Suck on mah chocalate salty balls!
Put 'em in your mouth an' suck 'em
Suck on my chocalate salty balls
They're pacted full of vitims, high in fibre!
Oh!
Suck on my balls, baby!
Suck on balls, baby!
Suck on my
red hotb
Come on, Baby!
Whoo!
Suck on mah balls!
The audiance broke into laughter and applause, making Barret's ears turn pink. "Thank you! Thank you very much!"Barret said, before haistily making his way back to his table.
"Thank you! Ladies and gentle man! That was Barret Wallace with 'Chocalte Salty Balls"! Next up, we have...*looks at cue card*..Red XII!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED.. ******************** A/N: Okies! We've made it this far! Cast your votes for Red XII! Here are your choices:
Baha Men- Who Let The Dogs Out?
Elvis Presley~A'int Nuthin' But A Hound Dawg
Ozzy Osborne (*bows to the Prince Of Darkness*) ~Bark At The Moon
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW!!! ************************************************************ ~2nd November. 2002~ **********************************************************
A/N: Wheeeee! 20 reviews?! YAAAAY!! *prances around, showering herself in confetti* THANK YOU!! *huggles all the reviewers* Now, here for your own enjoyment, here's Chapter 3 of ' Kareoke Night At The Golden Saucer!!!" **************************************************************************** ****** Barret rubbed the back of his head sheepishly as he got up onstage. "Oh "£$%..."he chanted over and over again.
The crowd cheered madly."Barret! Barret! Barret!" they all chanted.
Barret felt his knees buckle.
"Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Barret Walace!"yelled Shasta, handing Barret the mic before sitting down next to Sephiroth and waiting eagerly for Barret to begin singing.
Barret took a deep breath. The audiance died down to a few hushed whispers and the music began to play..... Barret raised the mic to his lips.
Two tablespoons of cinnamin
A two or three eggwhites
A half a stick o' buuuuutter
Mmmmm, meelted
Stick it all in a bowl, baybeh
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of floour
You're bein' mighty silly........
SAY EVERYBODY!
COME SEE MAH BALLS!
They're big an' salty and round!
If ya ever need a fix
Pick me up, just stick mah balls in your mouth
Oooh
Suck on my chocalate saltly balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocatalate salty balls
Packed full of vitamins
And good for you! Suck on mah BALLS!
A quarter cup of unsweetened chocalate
A halfa cup o' braaaandy
Throw in a bag or two of sugur
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
Preheat the oven to 3-50
Give 'em some heeeat
Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big an' salty and brown!
If ya ever need a fix, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh!
Suck on my chocaslte salty balls!
Put 'em in your mouth an' suck 'em!
Suck on my chocalate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness
High in fibre!
So suck on my balls!
*sniff sniff*
Hey, waitaminute....what's that smell?
Smells like somethin's burnin'
Don't look at me, babe!
I never let my balls catch on fire..
Aww, man baby!
Baby...
YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!!!
My balls are on fire!
Aww man baby!
My balls are burning!
Oh my goodness!
Gimme some water!
Put some water on 'em!
Come on blow on 'em!
DO SOMETHIN'!!!
Ooh!
Suck on mah chocalate salty balls!
Put 'em in your mouth an' suck 'em
Suck on my chocalate salty balls
They're pacted full of vitims, high in fibre!
Oh!
Suck on my balls, baby!
Suck on balls, baby!
Suck on my
red hotb
Come on, Baby!
Whoo!
Suck on mah balls!
The audiance broke into laughter and applause, making Barret's ears turn pink. "Thank you! Thank you very much!"Barret said, before haistily making his way back to his table.
"Thank you! Ladies and gentle man! That was Barret Wallace with 'Chocalte Salty Balls"! Next up, we have...*looks at cue card*..Red XII!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED.. ******************** A/N: Okies! We've made it this far! Cast your votes for Red XII! Here are your choices:
Baha Men- Who Let The Dogs Out?
Elvis Presley~A'int Nuthin' But A Hound Dawg
Ozzy Osborne (*bows to the Prince Of Darkness*) ~Bark At The Moon
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW!!! ************************************************************ ~2nd November. 2002~ **********************************************************