~*Kareoke Night At The Golden Saucer-Round 5~*
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A/N: Weeell, I finally got off my lazy ass and updated this fic o' mine…all these people kept requestin' 'Who Let The Dogs Out' for Red XIII, and who am I to denie what the reviewers want? Still, I think the song sucks worse than a 80 year old prostitute, but if it's what you want, then you can have it…
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The crowd cheered wildly as the flame-tailed wolf walked up the steps of the stage. "Oh. My precious speciemen!" choked Hojo, only to awarded by a swift Bitch-Slap from Elena. "Shut up! He's gonna sing an' I don't want you ruinin' it with your blabberin'!"she hissed.
Hojo sulked and ran a finger around the tablecloth. "Meanie…"
Shasta patted Red on the head and struck a pose." Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome Red XIII, who has kindly agreed to participate in our kareoke contest!"
Red grinned as the crowd cheered madly.
"What song are ya gonna sing for us, Red?"said Shasta, setting the mic stand so that it was level to Red's height. (remember, Red's on all fours..)
"Wait an' see!"Red said.
Shasta chuckled."Okie dokie! Ladies and Gentlemen! Red XIII! Take it away, Red!"she yelled.
The cheering died down a little as the music began to play..
Red began to sing….
Intro:
Who let the dogs out
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Chorus:
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Verse:
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
And everybody havin' a ball {Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo}
I tell the fellas "…start the name callin'…" {Yippie Yi Yo}
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down
Chorus:
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Rap 1:
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger
Instrumental Chorus:
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
Verse:
I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now
Chorus:
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Chant:
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
Rap # 2:
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my mind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
that Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they do…ah-ooooo(howl)
Chorus (5 X's ):
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
Who let the dogs out {woof, woof, woof, woof}
The song ended and the crowd exploded in cheers. Barret was passed out on the floor after laughing too hard and being starved of oxgen. Cloud, Yuffie, Aeris, Tiffa, Cid, Vincent and especially Marlene cheered the loudest.
Red took a bow and walked offstage, grinning a wolfish grin from ear to ear.
Shasta came back onstage, now dressed in a lavender hippy dress complete with flared sleeves and knee high white boots.
"Thank you, Red! That was Red XIII with The Baha Men's smash hit single, 'Who Let The Dogs Out?'!!"she yelled into the mic.
The crowd applauded.
"Next up, we have Professor Hojo!"yelled Shasta.
Silence. Crickets chirp. A tumbleweed blows by….
To be continued
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A/N: HAPPY NOW?! *calms down* Sorry, but I just don't like this song…..meh…okies, now, Hojo is up next.
The suggestions for Hojo are:
Dr.Evil-Hard Knock Life
KoRn-Freak On A Leash
Puddle Of Mudd-She Hates Me
Ideally, I'd like suggestions for a song suited to a maniac, so review and help meh out, okies?
Thankies!
*does a peace sign and prances off*
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¸.·´¸.·*'·-» *~Shasta~*
The Original Voodoo Child
Shasta's Quote Of The Day: "Sorry I'm late for church, but I was busy worshipping Satan."
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