Disclaimer: We do not own Yugioh although we wish we did especially Yami Yugi!!

Chapter 2

Schools over. Audra heads to Yugis house with Joey while Rowen goes to Seto Kaiba's house with Bakura.

Rowen: "Why is he coming with us?" (points to Bakura)

Seto: Good question.

Bakura: The authors made me come.

Seto: I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

Bakura: Thank you. Were all challenged by your unique point of view.

Seto: If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Bakura: Allow me to introduce my selves. (Transforms into Yami Bakura)

Seto: HUH??

Yami Bakura: MIND CRUSH! (Seto falls over and Rowen instinctively grabs the steering wheel.)

Rowen: What the hell was that about?

Yami B.: He'll be like that for a few hours.

Rowen: You know, you're hotter than you were a few seconds ago.

Yami B.: Yeah I know it comes and goes.

Seto: owwww.......

Rowen: Where are we going and just to let you know I don't have my drivers license yet, and im in the passengers seat with the steering wheel and I don't know how to use the stick shift. ( heads towards cliff)

Yami B: Just drive into that tree over there itll stop us.

Rowen: I can't steer!! Who cut the brakes?

Yami B.: Um, that's the gas not the brakes.

Rowen: "Oh" ::pulls emergency brake, thinking it's the accelerator and the Porsche stops.:: " That was fun. I really should get my drivers license earlier don't ya think?"

Yami B. : ::gasping for air:: 0.o

Rowen: Let's hitchhike. (Holds thumb up  at next car going by. It stops.)

(Shampoo from Ranma 1/2 comes out of car)

Shampoo: Me no know what you want

Rowen: How the hell did you get here? Oh well we want get in car. understand?

Shampoo: Me no know what you want.

Rowen: Oh god you're freaking gay. ( Takes out a glass of water and throws it on shampoo) " Maybe this will help.

Shampoo: Meow....Meow

Yami B: Wow and I thought I had problems.

Rowen: You do but anyways lets steal the car and leave Seto in the middle of the highway with the annoying cat. He'll figure things out when he wakes up.

Yami B: Do I really have problems??

Rowen: yeah you do but I love you anywayz cuz your hot now get your ass in the drivers seat and you might wanna wear these gloves to protect your fingertips.

Yami B.: I can always erase peoples memory if they find us.

Rowen: Just put the damn gloves on and drive the car!!!!!

( Rowen and Yami B. steal Shampoos car and drive to the game shop.)

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Okay Okay we lied about the whole sex parts but I promise itll be there! Maybe in chappie 3 or 4 or 5 or maybe 6. But it'll be there don't worry and anywayz you people are perverts if all you read these fics for is the sex. My god get a life or a manikin!

Do my homies from THS know who we r yet! YOUR PRETTY STUPID IF U CANT FIGURE IT OUT! JUST PLAYIN! LOL! LLAMA LOVE!