Disclaimer: We dont own Yugioh or ranma 1/2 either but I really really want to because then I could torture Tea but thasts what this fic is about right??

Audra, walking with Yugi and Joey to the game shop

Audra: Why are we walking? Ive already done my excersize for today! I was on the treadmill for an hour and I drank my slim fast ( dont own slim fast opr treadmill sif you have to put a disclaimer on treadmills)

Joey: Ill carry you

Audra: Really Joey! Youre just sooo sweet. Gives his a kiss on the cheek.

Yugi: X_x

Audra: dont worry Yugi :: gives yugi a kiss ont he cheek::

Yugi: Blushing "Thanks"

A rustling in the trees makes everyone look up. One of Pegasus henchmen sweep Audra off her feet into another tree slightly avoiding knockign the squirrel out of its house.

Audra: What the fuck is your motherf***ing problem. Put me down now you f***ing bastard. I will kick you soo hard in your nuts if you dont let me go.

Joey: I dont think ive ever heard someone swear that much in one sentence

Yugi: Actaully it was three sentences.

Joey: Whatever. Hey you let her go.

Yugi: YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Yami Yugi: Does a martial arts flip and lands gracefully on the henchmen and MIND CRUSHES him. The henchmen drops Audra who lands on top of Joey out of sheer dumb luck.

Audra: Joey you saved me!! I love you. Just kidding. :: Gives him a kiss anyways::

Joey: For someone so thin how can you weigh so much.

Animated mallet comes out of no where and Audra uses it to hit Joey over the head with.

Joey: Ow.

Audra: You deserved that. hey Yugi come down

Yami Yugi: Im not Yugi. IM dunanananana Yami Yugi!

Audra. You just got like a foot taller and your hotter. I assumed as much.

Yami: Im glad you noticed

Audra: Of course I did why wouldnt I?

Yami: Long story. No one ever seems to notice this.

Audra: How couldnt they? :: Give Yami Yugi a passionate kiss involving tongues until the are intterupted by a annoying beeping::

Audra: What the hell?? Cant you see im busy.

Yami: ::Face is bright red:: " Damnit. Why did they come now?" Thinking :: Well heres one pro for being a spirit inside a 15 year old boy::

Rowen: Damn I owe you 50 bucks. I would have made out with someone before you if I had known how to drive.

Audra: what about the guy at the airport?

Rowen: Oh yeaah. Hey you owe me 50 bucks.

Audra: ( Realizing that she just made herself pay Rowen 50 bucks attmepts to change the subject) " Look at all the pretty flowers"

Rowen: You owe me 50 bucks dont change the subject damnit!! Hey question how did that kid get so tall ( points to Yami Yugi)

Audra: Not sure yet. Whos car is that??

Rowen: Thats not important. I borrowed it.

Audra: Why is he driving. ( points to Yami B)

Rowen: He didnt like how I drove last time I dont know why. I think he threw up. The backseat is starting to emit an odor that is quite unpleasant. ( parks car in middle of street)

Yami Yugi: Shouldnt we go back to the game shop now?

Yami B: I want your millenium opuzzle Yugi and believe me it will be mine!!

Rowen: Singing along with the radio " He was a skater boy she said see yah later boy he wasnt good enough for her" ( dont own Avril Lavigne or sk8er boi)

Audra: She had a pretty face but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to earth......

Everyone else: Sweatdrops.

Audra: lets go to the shop and can someone help me load Joey into the backseat? ( smiles evily)

Rowen, Yami Yugi, and Audra walk to the game shop while Yami B and Joey ride in the car.

Seto( Wakes up): What the hell happened? Why an\m I in the middle of a highway

Shampoo: Meow Meow

Seto: Kicks cat out of car into oncoming traffic.

Seto: Thats what you get for coming in my car uninvited!! Um wheres Rowen she said something about being my tutor.

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Tune in next chapter for the torture and killing of Tea/Anzu. Sorry to all those Tea fans but she doesnt have a place in this fic!!