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Anyhoo! Please enjoy this…fic…by Gabby and co-written by ShenYue (go read her fics!), also called Bean.
"Hello! My name is Miroku!" *cough, cough* Pats his head lightly, "I am a man of the cloth! Not to be confused with all those other lecherous Catholic priests who take advantage of the young-" Whap! Miroku rubbed his head, again, a hurt look on his face. "What was that for!?" Inu Yasha smiled smugly.
"You're the one who takes advantage of young woman!" He brought the young monk close. "And if I ever see you touch Kagome I will cut out your heart and use it for a-Kagome! You weren't supposed to be back for another hour! How are you?" She smiled, completely oblivious to the situation at hand, not to mention the claws that were slowly creeping up Miroku's chest and not to rest there peacefully. See note of cutting out heart...
"Oh, I'm okay! How are you?" Her eyes stray to the pale hand on the "man of the cloth's" chest. "OMG! Are you guys together!" She placed a hand to her mouth to cover her laughter while Miroku leaped away and held his staff out at the offending hanyou.
"Back demon, back I say! Why must you bother Kagome today?" Inu Yasha rubbed his chin.
"I didn't know I was bothering her..." meanwhile Miroku had an arm about the Lady's thin waist.
"Come my dear, let's go over here." Shippou, popping out of nowhere much to Inu Yasha's surprise, began to chatter non-stoppedly. While the half-breed scratched his head with a claw.
"Is he talking in rhyme?"
Shippou: "Chatter, chatter, chatter!" Inu Yasha covered his ears.
"Stop it! Stop the chatter!"
Shippou: "Chatter, chatter, chatter!"
"Aergh!" His hands fell away, hanging limply at his sides while the rest of his body swayed from side to side and began it's slow, or rather fast, descent to the ground. Thuck!
Shippou: "Chatter, chatter, chatter!"
On a serious note it is freezing and so therefore this fic is at an end!
Well, it's not freezing anymore so I have decided to continue this strange and weird piece of writing.
"Chatter, Chatter, Chatter," he continued while Miroku watched from a distance whilst sipping sake and chatting amiably with a very worried Kagome.
Brrraaaapppp!!! Miroku sat stunned at the way his arse had consulted him for guidance. Kagome edged away holding her nose and gagging.
"Holy shit!" said Shippo, stopping the chatter, "literally!"
"To the toilet I must go, before my bowls overflow," said Miroku choking at his own, well you know, and racing unceremoniously to the outhouse.
Inu-yasha peeled his face off floor, "heh heh, I slipped laxative into the sake *anal, I mean evil laughs*"
Sounds from the out house: "It burns!!!!! …agh…that's the last time…ahhh! I eat Kaede-sama's seven alarm chili…"