Disclaimer: We do not own Yugioh. Of course we would want to, I mean who wouldn't
Well it chapter 5. We haven't updated in so long and all our adoring fans are probably jumping out of their chair screaming in joy that we have finally updated!! And yes we accept flames. They make life more fun!
Chapter 5
Attending Teas funeral
Rowen- Why is everyone crying?
Audra- I'm really not sure. It's not that sad is it? I'm very relieved!
Yugi is preparing to make a speech.
Yugi- Tea was one of my best friends and sure sometimes she could be an annoying little bitch, but I mean who isn't? Anyways, I am very depressed that she didn't get to live her life to its fullest. She should have lived at least another week. ::starts crying::
Yami- Inside puzzle laughing, then thinking what he and Audra would be doing tonight::
Seto- :: Outside in car laughing:: Thinking what he and Rowen would be doing tonight.
(A/N, We are not going to do a lemon on this okay so all you perverted people go read another fic)
5 minutes later reading the will
Will reader- Tea has written that all of her money and clothes go to Rowen and Audra and for a reward of 5,000 dollars, they should go on a double date with Yami and Seto.
(Rowen is chocking on a starburst loli now laughing, then downs a pixi stick)
Audra- ::chucking:: did we really write her will that authentically?
Rowen- I don't know, we were kinda drunks. It was the only way we could make CNN interesting. Every time we heard Peter Jennings name, we drank a shot.
Later that night-
Audra and Yami making out
Rowen and Seto making out………
Seto- I don't know why you are doing this for 5000 dollars, I could give you more.
Rowen- You perve.
Yami- :: talking about Seto:: I had to sit next to him for more than an hour.
Audra- But it was worth it because now you get to spend the whole night with me.
Yami finds no way around this and decides to shut up and continue making out with Audra.
An hour after making out, they decide to go to a restaurant. (Panda Express)
Audra- I want fried rice.
Yami- But I want lo-mein
Audra- What did we talk about before Yami
Yami-::chalkboard comes up out of nowhere:: Girls are always right?
Audra- Good boy. :: Gives him a peck on the lips::
Yami- Fried rice please.
Rowen- Orange chicken
Seto- Why are we eating here. I could get us into the best restaurants in the whole city and you decide to bring us to this shit shack????
Rowen- This place keeps me alive.
:: Starts talking to the people in Chinese.::
Seto- O.o
After much argument and slapping Seto on the head, the drinks come……..
Seto and Yami- But were not 21
:: Big hammers appear out of no where and smack them both::
Rowen- ::to waitress:: Of course they were kidding.
::Waitress smiles and runs behind the counter scared to death of what Rowen and Audra will do to her if the drinks don't come soon::
Seto and Yami end up getting wasted. Audra and Rowen have a very high tolerance and end up throwing the wasted teens in Yami's car and take Seto's porche and go on a joy ride.
Rowen-smiling at the readers decideds to leave you waiting