Chapter 3
The Arrival/The Draw
Mario and Luigi both woke up at 8:00 so they could meet up with their fighters and make sure everyone got there on time. After only 10 minutes of waiting 4 people showed up. Fox and Falco were early to the arena so they could get some training in before the tournament, and Marth and Roy needed to talk to Luigi abut the tournament. Marth and Roy were already in their green clothes and Falco and Fox were in red. Marth and Roy went over to Luigi, and Fox and Falco went outside to train after saying hi to Mario.
"What up DAWG!" Marth yelled to Luigi as he walked over to him.
"Oh, nothing," replied Luigi as Marth and Roy went over to him.
"Who is going to fight on our team, Luigi?" asked Roy.
"Ya, and who is with Mario?" said Marth,"Who are his strongest people?"
"Well, last night previews of the tourney were on the news. Toad was talking on it and said the teams. He also asked people to call a number and say who they thought were the best and worst. Toad also was able to get some VIPs to come. He got Johnny Knoxville, Homer Simpson, Mr. T, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward, the group NSYNC, Al Gore, Travis from Blink 182, Bugs Bunny, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Miss Piggy, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and the cast of Dawson's creek" Luigi was saying until Marth interrupted him.
"That's great but, you still haven't told us, wait a sec. Spongebob is coming? "Marth said
"Ya, now on our team we have... you 2, Link, Pikachu, Kirby, Ganondorf, and Young Link.
"We got both Links?!" Roy said.
"Shit Roy, you say t like it is a bad thing," Marth said to Roy.
"It isn't bad, it just freaks me out to see them together," Roy replied "I mean, they are the same person, and you see them standing next to each other, talking. Hey, that I kind of like talking to yourself. I wonder if big Link knows what young Link is about to say. Maybe they can read each other's minds, that would be so cool. I wish I could read your mind, Marth. Then I would know..."
"SHUT UP, ROY!" yelled Marth. "I want to know the rankings of everyone. What place am I Luigi?"
After Marth was done talking Roy said to Luigi not to talk yet. The three stood silent for a moment. Roy, knowing it was Link behind them, swung his sword around thinking Link would stop his sword with his own. But... his sword didn't stop and went right through something. Half of the cast of Dawson's Creek was on the ground cut in half. The rest of the cast ran away crying. Roy, Marth, and Luigi looked at the bodies and walked away.
"God Roy! You can't swing your sword around thinking someone with a sword is behind you. Thank God Jesus was there to stop you the time you almost accidentally hit the pope. And good thing Superman stopped from cutting Rosie O'donled in half,"
"That time I was trying to hit her!" Roy said back to Marth. "By the way, Luigi, it is 9:30. When will everyone get here?
"I don't know" Luigi replied. "And I'll tell you guys the ratings when everyone is here."
Meanwhile, outside Fox was shooting his blasters as fast as he could while Falco was dodging the beams. While they were training 3 hooded guys came up to them. Two of them were huge, and one was pretty big. They didn't know who they were so they got there blasters out just in case. Fox looked at them closely and knew who they were. It was Mewtwo, Bowser, and D.K. He went up to them to greet them but they kept their hoods on and the littlest one (Mewtwo) attacked him. The middle sized one (D.K.) then punched Fox and he flew back. The biggest (Bowser) jumped up into the air and landed on Falco.
"What is wrong with you guys? If you weren't on Mario's team we would blow your asses up with our blasters!" Fox said. They kept trying to attack Fox and Falco but were to slow to hit them.
"Fox, this is to weird. Why are they attacking us?"
"I don't know but I have an idea."
Fox and Falco were both in the air until Fox dived down and kicked Mewtwo as hard as he could in the back. When Mewtwo hit the ground his hood fell off and his face looked weird. Bowser ran toward Fox but Fox tripped him and he fell on his face. With Bowser on the ground Falco flew down and hit the back of Bowser's neck. His face was the same way as Mewtwo's when his hood fell off. Fox and Falco were on either sides of D.K. so they each jumped toward him and elbowed him in the neck. As he fell to the ground they noticed that none of them where moving. Then suddenly from behind they heard three people. It was Bowser, D.K., and Mewtwo!
"What the hell! We just knocked you guys out!" Fox said when he saw them. He looked back and there was still 3 bodies on the ground.
"That wasn't them dumb ass," a voice came from behind them. It was Captain Falcon followed by Samus and Mario.
"Peach's father bought those robots for $500,000 each to be used as security guards. There was 1 robot of each fighter. They must have thought you were evil people because of your blasters" said Mario.
"Oh, so me and Falco just killed a bunch of expensive security guards and should try to avoid King Toadstool, Toad, and Peach, got it. Lets go Falco" said Fox.
The entire red team started to walk back into the stadium when Toad cam up to Mario.
"Mario, I have some news for you. I decided to make Dr. Mario and Mr. Game and Watch as referees. Peach also made Yoshi a judge instead of Jigglypuff," said Toad. "Ok, that's cool," replied Mario. The red team walked back to the stadium so Mario could tell them everyone. As Toad walked away he saw the 3 broken robots on the floor and nearly fainted.
Back in the stadium Mario decided to tell everyone their ranks. "Mewtwo won by a lot for first isn't that a surprise, Bowser is second, Fox is third, Captain Falcon and Falco are tied for fourth, D.K. is fifth and Samus, your sixth," Mario said. "It is 10:30 so we should get to the arena, the drawing starts at 11:00," As they left the room Mario told them about the VIPs.
Everyone had shown up so far on Luigi's team except for Ganondorf. Link and Young Link got there 45 minutes earlier, and Pikachu and Kirby were there for 20 minutes.
"Oh shit! Ganondorf isn't here yet and he has 20 util the draw. He has to get here or I will have to take his place," Luigi said. Just when Luigi almost gave up hope Ganondorf showed up. "Where the fuck were you!" Luigi yelled to Ganon.
"Oh sorry man, last night I was out clubbing until 3 am and I fell asleep stoned, and drunk. My bad," Said Ganon.
"Oh well, We have 15 minutes so your ranks are 1 Link, 2 Ganondorf, 3 Roy, 4 Young Link, 5 Marth, 6 Kirby, and 7 Pikachu. Ok we got to get to the arena to draw numbers, let's-a- go. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that they are going to say the 3 most anticipated fights." Luigi said.
All 14 fighters went out onto the arena. Some guy with a microphone was waiting for them. The Stadium held 80,000 people, and the tournament was televised so everyone got a lot of publicity. The VIPs sat with the fighters who weren't battling. The judges, Pichu and Yoshi sat up by the announcer, Mr. Derr. Mr. Derr was going to announce the biggest anticipated fights before the numbers were picked. The other announcer, Mr. Peenaw, stayed on the ground level. He then told all the fighters to line up and the draw would begin shortly.
"Hey everybody, I'm Mr. Derr! Now I am going to tell you the three most anticipated fights, wow that is a big word, well number 3 is.Bowser vs. D.K.! Number 2 is.Captain Falcon vs. Ganondorf! And the most anticipated fight of the Red and Green Tournament is.well this is no surprise, to super big rival, Mewtwo vs. Link! Yaaa!" after hearing what would be the three best fights the whole stadium cheered .
"This is how the draw works, if you are on the green team, draw from the green bucket, if you are on the red team, you draw from the red bucket, is that clear?"
"I have a question. Hi my name is Spongebob and I was wondering how someone will find what bucket to use if they are colorblind?"
"I assure you young man, none of the contestants are colorblind,"
"Are you sure"
"Yes, I am sure,"
"Really?"
"Yes, really"
"Really really"
"Yes really really,"
"Really really really,"
"YES NOW SHUT UP! Now, the first person to draw will be. KIRBY!" announced Mr. Peenaw. At the sound of Kirby's name most of the crowd cheered for him. Kirby went to the green bucket "I got 2!" everyone cheered.
"Next up is. Donkey Kong!" D.K. walked to the red bucket, put his hand in, "I am number 13!" He said with a 13 in his hand as everyone cheered.
"Now it is.LINK!" Link jumped onto the stage, stabbed his sword into the bucket, and pulled it out with a number on it. "Link is the number 10!" Almost everyone cheered for Link when he got his number.
"And now... CAPTAIN FALCON is ready to pick," Falcon walked up to the bucket, picked out a number and showed it to Mr. Peenaw. "Captain Falcon picked the lucky number 7" Many people started to cheer him as he walked off the stage
"Next up is.ROY of some place!" Roy went to the bucket and picked a number. He looked at the number, and then at Captain Falcon "8!" yelled out loud. "The first fight! Falcon vs. Roy!" Everyone was already exited about the upcoming fight and started to cheer for Roy.
"FOX! Your up" Fox flipped onto the stage and picked a number. He showed Mr. Peenaw and tossed a ball with the number 1to Kirby. "FOX is 1!" Fox was one of the most popular fighters and got a lot of applause.
"GANONDORF! Your turn to choose!" Ganon went to the stage, grabbed a ball, and threw it to Mr. Peenaw. "Ganondorf has picked the number 4!" Not a whole lot of people cheered for Ganondorf partially because they were afraid of him.
"MEWTWO! Come on up," Mewtwo grabbed a number and looked at it. He smiled when he saw his number, "Yes, it is number 3, he will fight Ganondorf, whoa, this is going to be a great fight!".
"PIKACHU! Your turn!" Pikachu went up and picked the number 10. A lot of pokemon fans cheered for it.
"FALCO! Hurry up, your turn," Falco ran up to the bucket and picked the number 11. He didn't get as much applause because he wasn't as well known.
"And now, MARTH!" Marth walked up to the green bucket, "I have the number.12, Falco, your mine!"
"Ok, we have 4 fights already, we will soon find out the next 3 fights, hey hey hey," said Mr. Derr.
"Now it is Bowser's turn to pick her number," Bowser went up to Mr. Peenaw. He grabbed him by the shirt and said "Hey man, I'm not a her, I am a him, and you are, in Mario's words, you are-a-dead" Bowser said to him before scorching his face with fire breath. After dealing with Mr. Peenaw, Bowser went to his team's bucket. "Hey, m..m..m..my hand won't fit!" Bowser said. Everyone in the crowd started to laugh, and Bowser started to cry.
"It's ok little buddy," said Kirby, "I'll help you." Kirby grabbed the number 5. The crowed said "aww" when they saw what happened.
"Ok, I guess I'll be the head announcer now that that is over, go pick a number...YOUNG LINK!" said Mr. Derr. Everyone new he would have 14 but he went up anyways.
"Allrighty then, SAMUS, last, but probably least, SAMUS, pick your number," and Samus went up and picked 9.
These are the fights, the battles will start next chapter.
1. Fox vs. Kirby 2. Mewtwo vs. Ganondorf 3. Bowser vs. Pikachu 4. Captain Falcon vs. Roy 5. Samus vs. Link 6. Falco vs. Marth 7. DK vs. Young Link
Next chapter: Fox and Kirby and Fox have the first fight, also Bowser gets into some trouble. Tell me who should win.
The Arrival/The Draw
Mario and Luigi both woke up at 8:00 so they could meet up with their fighters and make sure everyone got there on time. After only 10 minutes of waiting 4 people showed up. Fox and Falco were early to the arena so they could get some training in before the tournament, and Marth and Roy needed to talk to Luigi abut the tournament. Marth and Roy were already in their green clothes and Falco and Fox were in red. Marth and Roy went over to Luigi, and Fox and Falco went outside to train after saying hi to Mario.
"What up DAWG!" Marth yelled to Luigi as he walked over to him.
"Oh, nothing," replied Luigi as Marth and Roy went over to him.
"Who is going to fight on our team, Luigi?" asked Roy.
"Ya, and who is with Mario?" said Marth,"Who are his strongest people?"
"Well, last night previews of the tourney were on the news. Toad was talking on it and said the teams. He also asked people to call a number and say who they thought were the best and worst. Toad also was able to get some VIPs to come. He got Johnny Knoxville, Homer Simpson, Mr. T, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward, the group NSYNC, Al Gore, Travis from Blink 182, Bugs Bunny, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Miss Piggy, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and the cast of Dawson's creek" Luigi was saying until Marth interrupted him.
"That's great but, you still haven't told us, wait a sec. Spongebob is coming? "Marth said
"Ya, now on our team we have... you 2, Link, Pikachu, Kirby, Ganondorf, and Young Link.
"We got both Links?!" Roy said.
"Shit Roy, you say t like it is a bad thing," Marth said to Roy.
"It isn't bad, it just freaks me out to see them together," Roy replied "I mean, they are the same person, and you see them standing next to each other, talking. Hey, that I kind of like talking to yourself. I wonder if big Link knows what young Link is about to say. Maybe they can read each other's minds, that would be so cool. I wish I could read your mind, Marth. Then I would know..."
"SHUT UP, ROY!" yelled Marth. "I want to know the rankings of everyone. What place am I Luigi?"
After Marth was done talking Roy said to Luigi not to talk yet. The three stood silent for a moment. Roy, knowing it was Link behind them, swung his sword around thinking Link would stop his sword with his own. But... his sword didn't stop and went right through something. Half of the cast of Dawson's Creek was on the ground cut in half. The rest of the cast ran away crying. Roy, Marth, and Luigi looked at the bodies and walked away.
"God Roy! You can't swing your sword around thinking someone with a sword is behind you. Thank God Jesus was there to stop you the time you almost accidentally hit the pope. And good thing Superman stopped from cutting Rosie O'donled in half,"
"That time I was trying to hit her!" Roy said back to Marth. "By the way, Luigi, it is 9:30. When will everyone get here?
"I don't know" Luigi replied. "And I'll tell you guys the ratings when everyone is here."
Meanwhile, outside Fox was shooting his blasters as fast as he could while Falco was dodging the beams. While they were training 3 hooded guys came up to them. Two of them were huge, and one was pretty big. They didn't know who they were so they got there blasters out just in case. Fox looked at them closely and knew who they were. It was Mewtwo, Bowser, and D.K. He went up to them to greet them but they kept their hoods on and the littlest one (Mewtwo) attacked him. The middle sized one (D.K.) then punched Fox and he flew back. The biggest (Bowser) jumped up into the air and landed on Falco.
"What is wrong with you guys? If you weren't on Mario's team we would blow your asses up with our blasters!" Fox said. They kept trying to attack Fox and Falco but were to slow to hit them.
"Fox, this is to weird. Why are they attacking us?"
"I don't know but I have an idea."
Fox and Falco were both in the air until Fox dived down and kicked Mewtwo as hard as he could in the back. When Mewtwo hit the ground his hood fell off and his face looked weird. Bowser ran toward Fox but Fox tripped him and he fell on his face. With Bowser on the ground Falco flew down and hit the back of Bowser's neck. His face was the same way as Mewtwo's when his hood fell off. Fox and Falco were on either sides of D.K. so they each jumped toward him and elbowed him in the neck. As he fell to the ground they noticed that none of them where moving. Then suddenly from behind they heard three people. It was Bowser, D.K., and Mewtwo!
"What the hell! We just knocked you guys out!" Fox said when he saw them. He looked back and there was still 3 bodies on the ground.
"That wasn't them dumb ass," a voice came from behind them. It was Captain Falcon followed by Samus and Mario.
"Peach's father bought those robots for $500,000 each to be used as security guards. There was 1 robot of each fighter. They must have thought you were evil people because of your blasters" said Mario.
"Oh, so me and Falco just killed a bunch of expensive security guards and should try to avoid King Toadstool, Toad, and Peach, got it. Lets go Falco" said Fox.
The entire red team started to walk back into the stadium when Toad cam up to Mario.
"Mario, I have some news for you. I decided to make Dr. Mario and Mr. Game and Watch as referees. Peach also made Yoshi a judge instead of Jigglypuff," said Toad. "Ok, that's cool," replied Mario. The red team walked back to the stadium so Mario could tell them everyone. As Toad walked away he saw the 3 broken robots on the floor and nearly fainted.
Back in the stadium Mario decided to tell everyone their ranks. "Mewtwo won by a lot for first isn't that a surprise, Bowser is second, Fox is third, Captain Falcon and Falco are tied for fourth, D.K. is fifth and Samus, your sixth," Mario said. "It is 10:30 so we should get to the arena, the drawing starts at 11:00," As they left the room Mario told them about the VIPs.
Everyone had shown up so far on Luigi's team except for Ganondorf. Link and Young Link got there 45 minutes earlier, and Pikachu and Kirby were there for 20 minutes.
"Oh shit! Ganondorf isn't here yet and he has 20 util the draw. He has to get here or I will have to take his place," Luigi said. Just when Luigi almost gave up hope Ganondorf showed up. "Where the fuck were you!" Luigi yelled to Ganon.
"Oh sorry man, last night I was out clubbing until 3 am and I fell asleep stoned, and drunk. My bad," Said Ganon.
"Oh well, We have 15 minutes so your ranks are 1 Link, 2 Ganondorf, 3 Roy, 4 Young Link, 5 Marth, 6 Kirby, and 7 Pikachu. Ok we got to get to the arena to draw numbers, let's-a- go. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that they are going to say the 3 most anticipated fights." Luigi said.
All 14 fighters went out onto the arena. Some guy with a microphone was waiting for them. The Stadium held 80,000 people, and the tournament was televised so everyone got a lot of publicity. The VIPs sat with the fighters who weren't battling. The judges, Pichu and Yoshi sat up by the announcer, Mr. Derr. Mr. Derr was going to announce the biggest anticipated fights before the numbers were picked. The other announcer, Mr. Peenaw, stayed on the ground level. He then told all the fighters to line up and the draw would begin shortly.
"Hey everybody, I'm Mr. Derr! Now I am going to tell you the three most anticipated fights, wow that is a big word, well number 3 is.Bowser vs. D.K.! Number 2 is.Captain Falcon vs. Ganondorf! And the most anticipated fight of the Red and Green Tournament is.well this is no surprise, to super big rival, Mewtwo vs. Link! Yaaa!" after hearing what would be the three best fights the whole stadium cheered .
"This is how the draw works, if you are on the green team, draw from the green bucket, if you are on the red team, you draw from the red bucket, is that clear?"
"I have a question. Hi my name is Spongebob and I was wondering how someone will find what bucket to use if they are colorblind?"
"I assure you young man, none of the contestants are colorblind,"
"Are you sure"
"Yes, I am sure,"
"Really?"
"Yes, really"
"Really really"
"Yes really really,"
"Really really really,"
"YES NOW SHUT UP! Now, the first person to draw will be. KIRBY!" announced Mr. Peenaw. At the sound of Kirby's name most of the crowd cheered for him. Kirby went to the green bucket "I got 2!" everyone cheered.
"Next up is. Donkey Kong!" D.K. walked to the red bucket, put his hand in, "I am number 13!" He said with a 13 in his hand as everyone cheered.
"Now it is.LINK!" Link jumped onto the stage, stabbed his sword into the bucket, and pulled it out with a number on it. "Link is the number 10!" Almost everyone cheered for Link when he got his number.
"And now... CAPTAIN FALCON is ready to pick," Falcon walked up to the bucket, picked out a number and showed it to Mr. Peenaw. "Captain Falcon picked the lucky number 7" Many people started to cheer him as he walked off the stage
"Next up is.ROY of some place!" Roy went to the bucket and picked a number. He looked at the number, and then at Captain Falcon "8!" yelled out loud. "The first fight! Falcon vs. Roy!" Everyone was already exited about the upcoming fight and started to cheer for Roy.
"FOX! Your up" Fox flipped onto the stage and picked a number. He showed Mr. Peenaw and tossed a ball with the number 1to Kirby. "FOX is 1!" Fox was one of the most popular fighters and got a lot of applause.
"GANONDORF! Your turn to choose!" Ganon went to the stage, grabbed a ball, and threw it to Mr. Peenaw. "Ganondorf has picked the number 4!" Not a whole lot of people cheered for Ganondorf partially because they were afraid of him.
"MEWTWO! Come on up," Mewtwo grabbed a number and looked at it. He smiled when he saw his number, "Yes, it is number 3, he will fight Ganondorf, whoa, this is going to be a great fight!".
"PIKACHU! Your turn!" Pikachu went up and picked the number 10. A lot of pokemon fans cheered for it.
"FALCO! Hurry up, your turn," Falco ran up to the bucket and picked the number 11. He didn't get as much applause because he wasn't as well known.
"And now, MARTH!" Marth walked up to the green bucket, "I have the number.12, Falco, your mine!"
"Ok, we have 4 fights already, we will soon find out the next 3 fights, hey hey hey," said Mr. Derr.
"Now it is Bowser's turn to pick her number," Bowser went up to Mr. Peenaw. He grabbed him by the shirt and said "Hey man, I'm not a her, I am a him, and you are, in Mario's words, you are-a-dead" Bowser said to him before scorching his face with fire breath. After dealing with Mr. Peenaw, Bowser went to his team's bucket. "Hey, m..m..m..my hand won't fit!" Bowser said. Everyone in the crowd started to laugh, and Bowser started to cry.
"It's ok little buddy," said Kirby, "I'll help you." Kirby grabbed the number 5. The crowed said "aww" when they saw what happened.
"Ok, I guess I'll be the head announcer now that that is over, go pick a number...YOUNG LINK!" said Mr. Derr. Everyone new he would have 14 but he went up anyways.
"Allrighty then, SAMUS, last, but probably least, SAMUS, pick your number," and Samus went up and picked 9.
These are the fights, the battles will start next chapter.
1. Fox vs. Kirby 2. Mewtwo vs. Ganondorf 3. Bowser vs. Pikachu 4. Captain Falcon vs. Roy 5. Samus vs. Link 6. Falco vs. Marth 7. DK vs. Young Link
Next chapter: Fox and Kirby and Fox have the first fight, also Bowser gets into some trouble. Tell me who should win.