Chapter 4:
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in my fic, accept Mr. Peenaw, but Bowser killed him last chapter.
"Okey Dokey my homies! I be ready to get down to business! Peace out, word. Hehe I'm a wigger," Mr. Derr said, "Now I know none of you care about the loss of my fellow announcer, Mr. Peenaw, but to your surprise I have two new announcers, Saddam Hussein, and Adolf Hitler. Lets give'em a hand," no one clapped accept some Muslims, a couple gay guys and Ganondorf. Bowser, knowing how evil the two were jumped onto the stage and did Bowser bomb to kill them both. "Now what the hell did you do that for? I liked them a little!" yelled Mr. Derr.
"Oh well, now I want to tell the audience about the arena. It is 400 feet in diameter; the length and width are both 100 feet long. The ring is floating 50 feet above a pit. The pit is filled with 10 feet of living Jigglypuffs, Wigglytuffs, and Igglybuffs. They might attack you, put you to sleep, they might even KILL YOU! Well, Jigglypuffs, Wigglytuffs, and Igglybuffs actually suck and might just put you to sleep with their sleepy attack. We'll call it "the pit". There also is a 7-foot wide bridge that leads to the ring, and there is a ladder that leads to the arena from "the pit". If you fall into "the pit" you lose the fight. There is 50 feet between the ring and the audience, so you have plenty of room to fall. And that's it.
"Any hoo, lets just get to the first fight of the night. Kirby vs. Fox!" the crowd roared at Kirby's name but died down at Fox's.
"Oh, Wow! I want Kirby's autograph!" said Cartman from the crowd, "Kenny, go get me Kirby's autograph!" Cartman said to Kenny. "No way fat ass," Kenny replied. "Kenny! I'll give you a dollar if you get his autograph," Cartman said. "Oh ok!" Kenny replied. "Wow, poor people will do anything for money" after Cartman said that Kenny started to walk down to the arena.
"Ok now lets get it on, DING DING," Mr. Derr said starting the fight.
Fox got out his blaster and charged it. Kirby just stood there taunting his opponent waiting for his attack. Fox went towards him right away with fox illusion, knocking Kirby into the air. Right away he jumped up and grabbed Kirby. When he landed he turned around and threw Kirby and started shooting him sending him flying. Kirby, with his jumping ability easily made it back to the ring, even though he was already badly damaged. Fox was waiting for him when he got back "You're lucky you're so good at jumping, or else you would have been gone just then," he said to him. Right when he finished talking he did another Fox illusion to get over to him. He kicked Kirby high up into the air. He got under Kirby to charge up his Fire Fox technique, his strongest attack. But to his surprise, before he was done powering up Kirby did the stone attack, landing a direct hit. When Kirby got out of rock form, he jumped up and did Final Cutter. His attack nearly knocked Fox out of the ring, but Fox was able to recover. He ran towards Kirby and started punching and kicking him. He then did a fairly powerful kick that hit Kirby across the ring. Kirby got up and countered with another Final Cutter. They both ran toward each other for some hand to hand combat, but Kirby wasn't able to keep up. Fox made a cheap shot by doing Fox Illusion, taking Kirby completely by surprise. Kirby decided that the best way to beat Fox would be to swallow him and use his blaster. He ran towards Fox and tried swallowing him, but missed. Fox then kicked Kirby high into the air. Meanwhile, Kenny finally made it down to the arena to get Kirby's autograph. When Kirby stood up, he was standing very close to Kenny. He tried to swallow again, but instead of swallowing Fox, he swallowed Kenny!!! Kirby now had Kenny's hood on, and Fox didn't know who was who! He decided to start shooting the one he thought was the real Kirby. After shooting the one about ten times it fell off of the arena, all bloody and dead.
"Holla! Now dat was off da hook! Now dat is some freaky shit! Hehe I'm still a wigger. But, what was that all about? Wait a sec,"
"Oh my God, He killed Kenny!" Stan said from the audience. "You Bastard!" Kyle followed.
When Kirby saw Kenny fall, and Fox just standing there, he seized the opportunity and jumped into the air. He pulled out his hammer and swung as hard as he could. He missed. But when he landed he swung hard again. This time he landed a direct hit, knocking him into the air. Fox used Fire Fox to get back onto the arena. Kirby went to hit him with the hammer, but Fox dodged by doing a Fox Illusion to get away and a second Fox Illusion to hit Kirby, making the puffball fall. Fox figured he won, and did his victory dance. But to his surprise Kirby managed to do Final Cutter and got back onto the ring. He saw that Fox was severely damaged, and probably wouldn't be able to counter. He ran to Fox, grabbed him, and did Ninja Drop. After they hit the ground again Fox flew from the arena and landed in "the pit".
"Yay! I won! I shall now be called, SUPER KIRBY!" everyone just stared at him, "or not. Oh well, I still beat that stupid talking Fox,"
"Well it looks like Kirby won, and I have two announcements to make. Um. first, oh yea, we had two people show up during the last fight. And we have decided to let both of them join the tournament, they will fight each other in the last fight of the first round. They are. for the red team, NESS! And for the green team, ZELDA! And the other announcement is that, Bowser you have to report to the arena, some cops need to talk to you and they want to embarrass you in front of the whole crowd," Mr. Derr said over the loud speaker.
Bowser walked down to the arena to see what the cops wanted, and when he arrived 20 cops jumped on him and cuffed him, "what the hell are you doing to me? What did I do?" Bowser asked. "Well, Mr. Bowser, you are under arrest for the murder of Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein," the chief of police said to him, "Now you're coming with me. We will take you to court, your judge will be. Judge Judy! Now come!" The cops left the stage with Bowser.
"Shiiiiiiit! Now that really sucks for Bowser!" Mr. Derr said, "Now I have three more announcements to make. First, Bowser's trial will be televised, so we will watch it on the giant screen TV! Secondly, Mewtwo and Ganondorf's fight will be postponed until Bowser's trial is over. And thirdly, everyone who was hired as a judge or referee is now fired! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" After hearing the announcement, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, and Mr. Game and Watch went to sit in the stands. "Now its time to Duel! Wait, wrong line. I mean time to watch Bowser's trial!"
Meanwhile Bowser finally got to the court, "Who the hell are you?" Judge Judy asked him. "I am Bowser. I was arrested for murdering Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler," he replied. "Ok, just sit down. Now come here. If you are guilty in this trial your sentence will be to lose to Pikachu, and you will have to give me $297,854.62. Now with that said, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?" she said to him. Bowser new there would be no way he would lose to a mouse and no way he would give a bitch money so he knew he had to be careful about what he said.
Bowser shook his head and said "No, I don't! now lets get this over with. Its almost time for my fight.!".
"Ok, did you or did you not murder Saddam and Hitler?" she asked him. "Um. I don't remember, it happened a while ago." He replied. "Well we have evidence that you did it," she said, "The evidence we have is your ass- print is on their bodies, over 100 thousand people saw you, and we have it on tape," she then showed him the tape, the ass-prints and a few people that saw him. "But those people were racist, my ass is smaller than that, and I am much more beautiful than the guy in the movie!" Bowser yelled.
"I don't think you killed them and we will take what you said into consideration but now it is time for the jury to reach a verdict," Judge Judy said.
The jury sat around talking for about ten minutes until one of them stood up. "Jury have you reached a verdict?" Judge Judy asked. "Yes we have your honor, we find the defendant."
So is Bowser guilty? Or not guilty? Who will win between Mewtwo and Ganondorf? What will happen to Fox after losing his fight? And how is Kenny still alive? All this will be answered in Chapter 5: Guilty or Not.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in my fic, accept Mr. Peenaw, but Bowser killed him last chapter.
"Okey Dokey my homies! I be ready to get down to business! Peace out, word. Hehe I'm a wigger," Mr. Derr said, "Now I know none of you care about the loss of my fellow announcer, Mr. Peenaw, but to your surprise I have two new announcers, Saddam Hussein, and Adolf Hitler. Lets give'em a hand," no one clapped accept some Muslims, a couple gay guys and Ganondorf. Bowser, knowing how evil the two were jumped onto the stage and did Bowser bomb to kill them both. "Now what the hell did you do that for? I liked them a little!" yelled Mr. Derr.
"Oh well, now I want to tell the audience about the arena. It is 400 feet in diameter; the length and width are both 100 feet long. The ring is floating 50 feet above a pit. The pit is filled with 10 feet of living Jigglypuffs, Wigglytuffs, and Igglybuffs. They might attack you, put you to sleep, they might even KILL YOU! Well, Jigglypuffs, Wigglytuffs, and Igglybuffs actually suck and might just put you to sleep with their sleepy attack. We'll call it "the pit". There also is a 7-foot wide bridge that leads to the ring, and there is a ladder that leads to the arena from "the pit". If you fall into "the pit" you lose the fight. There is 50 feet between the ring and the audience, so you have plenty of room to fall. And that's it.
"Any hoo, lets just get to the first fight of the night. Kirby vs. Fox!" the crowd roared at Kirby's name but died down at Fox's.
"Oh, Wow! I want Kirby's autograph!" said Cartman from the crowd, "Kenny, go get me Kirby's autograph!" Cartman said to Kenny. "No way fat ass," Kenny replied. "Kenny! I'll give you a dollar if you get his autograph," Cartman said. "Oh ok!" Kenny replied. "Wow, poor people will do anything for money" after Cartman said that Kenny started to walk down to the arena.
"Ok now lets get it on, DING DING," Mr. Derr said starting the fight.
Fox got out his blaster and charged it. Kirby just stood there taunting his opponent waiting for his attack. Fox went towards him right away with fox illusion, knocking Kirby into the air. Right away he jumped up and grabbed Kirby. When he landed he turned around and threw Kirby and started shooting him sending him flying. Kirby, with his jumping ability easily made it back to the ring, even though he was already badly damaged. Fox was waiting for him when he got back "You're lucky you're so good at jumping, or else you would have been gone just then," he said to him. Right when he finished talking he did another Fox illusion to get over to him. He kicked Kirby high up into the air. He got under Kirby to charge up his Fire Fox technique, his strongest attack. But to his surprise, before he was done powering up Kirby did the stone attack, landing a direct hit. When Kirby got out of rock form, he jumped up and did Final Cutter. His attack nearly knocked Fox out of the ring, but Fox was able to recover. He ran towards Kirby and started punching and kicking him. He then did a fairly powerful kick that hit Kirby across the ring. Kirby got up and countered with another Final Cutter. They both ran toward each other for some hand to hand combat, but Kirby wasn't able to keep up. Fox made a cheap shot by doing Fox Illusion, taking Kirby completely by surprise. Kirby decided that the best way to beat Fox would be to swallow him and use his blaster. He ran towards Fox and tried swallowing him, but missed. Fox then kicked Kirby high into the air. Meanwhile, Kenny finally made it down to the arena to get Kirby's autograph. When Kirby stood up, he was standing very close to Kenny. He tried to swallow again, but instead of swallowing Fox, he swallowed Kenny!!! Kirby now had Kenny's hood on, and Fox didn't know who was who! He decided to start shooting the one he thought was the real Kirby. After shooting the one about ten times it fell off of the arena, all bloody and dead.
"Holla! Now dat was off da hook! Now dat is some freaky shit! Hehe I'm still a wigger. But, what was that all about? Wait a sec,"
"Oh my God, He killed Kenny!" Stan said from the audience. "You Bastard!" Kyle followed.
When Kirby saw Kenny fall, and Fox just standing there, he seized the opportunity and jumped into the air. He pulled out his hammer and swung as hard as he could. He missed. But when he landed he swung hard again. This time he landed a direct hit, knocking him into the air. Fox used Fire Fox to get back onto the arena. Kirby went to hit him with the hammer, but Fox dodged by doing a Fox Illusion to get away and a second Fox Illusion to hit Kirby, making the puffball fall. Fox figured he won, and did his victory dance. But to his surprise Kirby managed to do Final Cutter and got back onto the ring. He saw that Fox was severely damaged, and probably wouldn't be able to counter. He ran to Fox, grabbed him, and did Ninja Drop. After they hit the ground again Fox flew from the arena and landed in "the pit".
"Yay! I won! I shall now be called, SUPER KIRBY!" everyone just stared at him, "or not. Oh well, I still beat that stupid talking Fox,"
"Well it looks like Kirby won, and I have two announcements to make. Um. first, oh yea, we had two people show up during the last fight. And we have decided to let both of them join the tournament, they will fight each other in the last fight of the first round. They are. for the red team, NESS! And for the green team, ZELDA! And the other announcement is that, Bowser you have to report to the arena, some cops need to talk to you and they want to embarrass you in front of the whole crowd," Mr. Derr said over the loud speaker.
Bowser walked down to the arena to see what the cops wanted, and when he arrived 20 cops jumped on him and cuffed him, "what the hell are you doing to me? What did I do?" Bowser asked. "Well, Mr. Bowser, you are under arrest for the murder of Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein," the chief of police said to him, "Now you're coming with me. We will take you to court, your judge will be. Judge Judy! Now come!" The cops left the stage with Bowser.
"Shiiiiiiit! Now that really sucks for Bowser!" Mr. Derr said, "Now I have three more announcements to make. First, Bowser's trial will be televised, so we will watch it on the giant screen TV! Secondly, Mewtwo and Ganondorf's fight will be postponed until Bowser's trial is over. And thirdly, everyone who was hired as a judge or referee is now fired! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" After hearing the announcement, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Dr. Mario, and Mr. Game and Watch went to sit in the stands. "Now its time to Duel! Wait, wrong line. I mean time to watch Bowser's trial!"
Meanwhile Bowser finally got to the court, "Who the hell are you?" Judge Judy asked him. "I am Bowser. I was arrested for murdering Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler," he replied. "Ok, just sit down. Now come here. If you are guilty in this trial your sentence will be to lose to Pikachu, and you will have to give me $297,854.62. Now with that said, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?" she said to him. Bowser new there would be no way he would lose to a mouse and no way he would give a bitch money so he knew he had to be careful about what he said.
Bowser shook his head and said "No, I don't! now lets get this over with. Its almost time for my fight.!".
"Ok, did you or did you not murder Saddam and Hitler?" she asked him. "Um. I don't remember, it happened a while ago." He replied. "Well we have evidence that you did it," she said, "The evidence we have is your ass- print is on their bodies, over 100 thousand people saw you, and we have it on tape," she then showed him the tape, the ass-prints and a few people that saw him. "But those people were racist, my ass is smaller than that, and I am much more beautiful than the guy in the movie!" Bowser yelled.
"I don't think you killed them and we will take what you said into consideration but now it is time for the jury to reach a verdict," Judge Judy said.
The jury sat around talking for about ten minutes until one of them stood up. "Jury have you reached a verdict?" Judge Judy asked. "Yes we have your honor, we find the defendant."
So is Bowser guilty? Or not guilty? Who will win between Mewtwo and Ganondorf? What will happen to Fox after losing his fight? And how is Kenny still alive? All this will be answered in Chapter 5: Guilty or Not.