Summerslam was over. Brock Lesnar had beaten The Rock to become undisputed
champion after Coach, claiming he had had enough of Rock's constant
bullying, had interfered in the match.
Rock caught up to Coach after the match.
"Hey, Coach, what the hell were you doing? You just cost The Rock his undisputed title and now you're gonna get the smack layed down upon your candy ass!" said Rock.
"I'm so sorry Rock, I don't know what came over me..." said Coach. Rock was suspicious of Coach's behaviour. He lifted up Coach's shirt and checked Coach's switch. Someone had flipped it from 'Face' to 'Heel'! Of course veteran Rock knew that all wrestlers were programmable and could be turned from heel to face at the flip of a switch. Big Show's had been flipped too many times and was now broken, causing him to turn between the two at random intervals. The question was who had done this to Coach?
Smackdown went on the air and Stephanie McMahon came out without Harvey Whippleman. She declared that the marriage couldn't stand because the night before it she had gotten drunk and without knowing it married Test, therefore her marriage to Harvey had been annulled.
Tests music played and he said now he was married he could go between both shows.
"Once they've had Test, they don't want the rest!" he said before wondering how much longer his immunity clause had left.
Tazz decided he didn't want to be an announcer anymore. He turned to Michael Cole.
"The mood is about to change! No-one can stop the path of rage!" screamed Tazz before running off somewhere.
Stephanie went backstage and saw HHH.
"HHH... are you defecting to Smackdown?" asked Steph.
"No Steph, but your marriage to Test must be annulled immediately. See, the night before you got drunk and married Test I got you drunk and took you to Vegas again where we re-married. So once again you are Stephanie McMahon- Helmsley."
Vince McMahon had stopped by backstage to see how his daughter was doing. As he strutted around the corridor he bumped into Torrie Wilson. McMahon was holding a pen in his hand and dropped it as he saw Torrie.
"Whoops... Torrie, perhaps you could bend down and pick that up for me," said Vince.
Torrie knelt down and picked it up.
"No, not like that..." said Vince.
Howard Finkel went around the fans and shouted at young children in a loud voice, making them cry.
Rock was raging. He found Stephanie, who was in tears after her wedding disasters.
"Hey, slut, was it you who re-programmed Coach?" shouted Rock.
"No, Rock, maybe it was Paul Heyman," said Stephanie through constant sobbing.
Mark Lloyd sat in the men's toilets with the cubicle door locked. Mike Awesome had made friends with Godfather and they now spent all their time together with Godfather's escorts. Lloyd had tried to join them, but hadn't made the grade. Even Funaki was a better interviewer than he was. Everyone hates me, he thought sadly. Just then the cubicle door got kicked open and there stood Farooq, who like everyone else liked to bully him. Farooq smiled then shoved Lloyds head down the un-flushed toilet... then proceeded to flush.
Rock had Paul Heyman pinned against the wall. Lesnar was no-where around.
"It was nothing to do with us Rock, I swear, please, just stop, " begged Heyman. "I can't take it anymore."
Rock let him down. It couldn't have been Heyman or Lesnar. He'd had Heyman watch Billy Gunn matches for the past ten minutes and no-one could withstand that. Rock had to hurry as time was running out. Soon he would have to leave for Hollywood.
Steph was still sobbing when Howard Finkel came into her office.
"What do you want?" she asked him.
"Just to let you know Steph, that you are in fact NOT married to HHH."
"No? Really? Oh, thank goodness..."
"You are married to ME! Ha ha ha! I married you the night BEFORE HHH married you. We had an unholy wedding and you are now my evil bride of darkness! Ha ha ha ha!"
Steph began crying even louder than ever.
Rock was walking the corridors hoping for inspiration when Tazz came walking up to him.
"You know what Rock? Last night I saw you were in a real pleasant mood, and I thought, the mood needs to change, so you know Rock, I re-programmed Coach and had him screw you out of your match. Ha!"
"Who in the bluest of blue hells are you!?" asked The Rock.
"I'm Tazz! You know, Tazz! Former ECW world champ! I once beat Kurt Angle!"
"Shut your mouth, the Rock is gonna lay the smacketh down on you before he heads off to Hollywood!"
"You cannot stop the path of rage!" said Tazz, before getting severely beaten up by The Rock.
Vince McMahon managed to find Nidia. He smiled like he hadn't in a long time.
Rock prepared to leave for Hollywood. Coach's switch had been reset to face.
"You ever need anything, and The Rock means anything, just call The Rock."
"I'm going to miss you Rock. I don't know if I can get by without you."
"The Rock'll be back, Coach. Not for the people, he'll be back... for you."
The pair hugged before Rock turned around and headed off towards Hollywood. Coach stood watching him go, and tears formed in his eyes.
Rock caught up to Coach after the match.
"Hey, Coach, what the hell were you doing? You just cost The Rock his undisputed title and now you're gonna get the smack layed down upon your candy ass!" said Rock.
"I'm so sorry Rock, I don't know what came over me..." said Coach. Rock was suspicious of Coach's behaviour. He lifted up Coach's shirt and checked Coach's switch. Someone had flipped it from 'Face' to 'Heel'! Of course veteran Rock knew that all wrestlers were programmable and could be turned from heel to face at the flip of a switch. Big Show's had been flipped too many times and was now broken, causing him to turn between the two at random intervals. The question was who had done this to Coach?
Smackdown went on the air and Stephanie McMahon came out without Harvey Whippleman. She declared that the marriage couldn't stand because the night before it she had gotten drunk and without knowing it married Test, therefore her marriage to Harvey had been annulled.
Tests music played and he said now he was married he could go between both shows.
"Once they've had Test, they don't want the rest!" he said before wondering how much longer his immunity clause had left.
Tazz decided he didn't want to be an announcer anymore. He turned to Michael Cole.
"The mood is about to change! No-one can stop the path of rage!" screamed Tazz before running off somewhere.
Stephanie went backstage and saw HHH.
"HHH... are you defecting to Smackdown?" asked Steph.
"No Steph, but your marriage to Test must be annulled immediately. See, the night before you got drunk and married Test I got you drunk and took you to Vegas again where we re-married. So once again you are Stephanie McMahon- Helmsley."
Vince McMahon had stopped by backstage to see how his daughter was doing. As he strutted around the corridor he bumped into Torrie Wilson. McMahon was holding a pen in his hand and dropped it as he saw Torrie.
"Whoops... Torrie, perhaps you could bend down and pick that up for me," said Vince.
Torrie knelt down and picked it up.
"No, not like that..." said Vince.
Howard Finkel went around the fans and shouted at young children in a loud voice, making them cry.
Rock was raging. He found Stephanie, who was in tears after her wedding disasters.
"Hey, slut, was it you who re-programmed Coach?" shouted Rock.
"No, Rock, maybe it was Paul Heyman," said Stephanie through constant sobbing.
Mark Lloyd sat in the men's toilets with the cubicle door locked. Mike Awesome had made friends with Godfather and they now spent all their time together with Godfather's escorts. Lloyd had tried to join them, but hadn't made the grade. Even Funaki was a better interviewer than he was. Everyone hates me, he thought sadly. Just then the cubicle door got kicked open and there stood Farooq, who like everyone else liked to bully him. Farooq smiled then shoved Lloyds head down the un-flushed toilet... then proceeded to flush.
Rock had Paul Heyman pinned against the wall. Lesnar was no-where around.
"It was nothing to do with us Rock, I swear, please, just stop, " begged Heyman. "I can't take it anymore."
Rock let him down. It couldn't have been Heyman or Lesnar. He'd had Heyman watch Billy Gunn matches for the past ten minutes and no-one could withstand that. Rock had to hurry as time was running out. Soon he would have to leave for Hollywood.
Steph was still sobbing when Howard Finkel came into her office.
"What do you want?" she asked him.
"Just to let you know Steph, that you are in fact NOT married to HHH."
"No? Really? Oh, thank goodness..."
"You are married to ME! Ha ha ha! I married you the night BEFORE HHH married you. We had an unholy wedding and you are now my evil bride of darkness! Ha ha ha ha!"
Steph began crying even louder than ever.
Rock was walking the corridors hoping for inspiration when Tazz came walking up to him.
"You know what Rock? Last night I saw you were in a real pleasant mood, and I thought, the mood needs to change, so you know Rock, I re-programmed Coach and had him screw you out of your match. Ha!"
"Who in the bluest of blue hells are you!?" asked The Rock.
"I'm Tazz! You know, Tazz! Former ECW world champ! I once beat Kurt Angle!"
"Shut your mouth, the Rock is gonna lay the smacketh down on you before he heads off to Hollywood!"
"You cannot stop the path of rage!" said Tazz, before getting severely beaten up by The Rock.
Vince McMahon managed to find Nidia. He smiled like he hadn't in a long time.
Rock prepared to leave for Hollywood. Coach's switch had been reset to face.
"You ever need anything, and The Rock means anything, just call The Rock."
"I'm going to miss you Rock. I don't know if I can get by without you."
"The Rock'll be back, Coach. Not for the people, he'll be back... for you."
The pair hugged before Rock turned around and headed off towards Hollywood. Coach stood watching him go, and tears formed in his eyes.