With Austin gone and Rock off to Hollywood it was up to the Undertaker to
become the number one face in the company. Chris Jericho had offered to
flip his switch to face so he could take that spot, but this had just
gotten him a lot of pointing and laughing.
"I'm the first undisputed champion!" he yelled before running off, wiping the tears from his face.
Austin woke up in his jail cell. Rumours said he was there after beating his wife, but in fact he was there because he was suspected of chaining up Jeff Hardy and throwing him into the river. Jeff's body had been recovered and identified by his brother Matt, who was apparently a witness to Austin murdering Jeff.
The Dudleyz music hit and Bubba Ray came out on his own, having been unable to find the man he believed was D-Von. Spike was in fact living in his new home, which was Eric Bischoff's desk drawer, where he hid from his abusive brother and prayed Stephanie McMahon would offer him a job.
Chris Nowenski went around backstage telling everyone he was a Harvard graduate.
The Fink entered the ring and told everyone he was sexier than Shawn Michaels, more charismatic than the Rock and more of a bad-ass than the Undertaker. Then Lillian Garcia came out and beat him up.
After numerous death threats Test, Lance Storm and Christian came out and declared they were the 'In-Americans' and that America 'did not suck'.
Kane came out with a new mask.
"And of course ladies and gentleman Kane has spent the last few months trying to find a new mask!" said JR as if this were the most interesting news on the planet.
"Well that makes more sense than saying he was injured by X-Pac," said The King.
Then Booker T came out and did a spin-a-roonie. Then Kane did a Kane-a- roonie. Never one wanting to be left out, Big Show came out and did a Show- a-roonie. Coach, having nothing else to do now that Rock was gone, came out and relived the glory that was the coach-a-roonie. Fink limped out despite his obvious agony and went for a fink-a-roonie but Lilian Garcia came out and stripped him to his underwear. Then Stephanie McMahon came out and said she wanted a divorce before the segment ended with a McMahon-a-roonie.
Rumours were circulating that X-Pac had been fired. However this was nothing more than a cover story. The truth was one night X-Pac had been walking about after having too much to drink. He was drowning his sorrows after the fact that the NWO had been disbanded. Suddenly the sky had turned purple and a huge DX symbol had appeared in the sky in green. X-Pac had remembered his glory days before getting sucked into the air and though the green DX-shaped hole in the sky where he was lost for all eternity.
Booker T looked into his mystic palm and failed to see anything important happening to him any time soon.
Chris Nowenski found Bradshaw and told him he was a Harvard graduate which led to a deep and meaningful discussion about the education process.
Booker T had to face Bradshaw that evening. He knocked the big man down then looked to his mystic palm. He had a vision of Bradshaw getting up and giving him the clothesline from hell, shortly before Bradshaw got up and gave him the clothesline from hell.
Shane McMahon left the country to live a new life along with Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. The exact nature of their relationship was unknown.
Booker T looked into his mystic palm and saw a frightening vision of Chuck and Billy...
NOTE: (Maybe the last update... at least for awhile... I got uni starting next week.)
"I'm the first undisputed champion!" he yelled before running off, wiping the tears from his face.
Austin woke up in his jail cell. Rumours said he was there after beating his wife, but in fact he was there because he was suspected of chaining up Jeff Hardy and throwing him into the river. Jeff's body had been recovered and identified by his brother Matt, who was apparently a witness to Austin murdering Jeff.
The Dudleyz music hit and Bubba Ray came out on his own, having been unable to find the man he believed was D-Von. Spike was in fact living in his new home, which was Eric Bischoff's desk drawer, where he hid from his abusive brother and prayed Stephanie McMahon would offer him a job.
Chris Nowenski went around backstage telling everyone he was a Harvard graduate.
The Fink entered the ring and told everyone he was sexier than Shawn Michaels, more charismatic than the Rock and more of a bad-ass than the Undertaker. Then Lillian Garcia came out and beat him up.
After numerous death threats Test, Lance Storm and Christian came out and declared they were the 'In-Americans' and that America 'did not suck'.
Kane came out with a new mask.
"And of course ladies and gentleman Kane has spent the last few months trying to find a new mask!" said JR as if this were the most interesting news on the planet.
"Well that makes more sense than saying he was injured by X-Pac," said The King.
Then Booker T came out and did a spin-a-roonie. Then Kane did a Kane-a- roonie. Never one wanting to be left out, Big Show came out and did a Show- a-roonie. Coach, having nothing else to do now that Rock was gone, came out and relived the glory that was the coach-a-roonie. Fink limped out despite his obvious agony and went for a fink-a-roonie but Lilian Garcia came out and stripped him to his underwear. Then Stephanie McMahon came out and said she wanted a divorce before the segment ended with a McMahon-a-roonie.
Rumours were circulating that X-Pac had been fired. However this was nothing more than a cover story. The truth was one night X-Pac had been walking about after having too much to drink. He was drowning his sorrows after the fact that the NWO had been disbanded. Suddenly the sky had turned purple and a huge DX symbol had appeared in the sky in green. X-Pac had remembered his glory days before getting sucked into the air and though the green DX-shaped hole in the sky where he was lost for all eternity.
Booker T looked into his mystic palm and failed to see anything important happening to him any time soon.
Chris Nowenski found Bradshaw and told him he was a Harvard graduate which led to a deep and meaningful discussion about the education process.
Booker T had to face Bradshaw that evening. He knocked the big man down then looked to his mystic palm. He had a vision of Bradshaw getting up and giving him the clothesline from hell, shortly before Bradshaw got up and gave him the clothesline from hell.
Shane McMahon left the country to live a new life along with Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco. The exact nature of their relationship was unknown.
Booker T looked into his mystic palm and saw a frightening vision of Chuck and Billy...
NOTE: (Maybe the last update... at least for awhile... I got uni starting next week.)