Stephanie McMahon sat in her office wondering what to do about the falling
ratings. She sighed - there was no other alternative. She was THAT
desperate. She left her office and went to THE FORBIDDEN AREA. She, being a
McMahon, was able to disarm the numerous deadly traps that lay this way.
She walked down the forbidden corridor, turned the forbidden knob on the
forbidden door and walked into the forbidden room. She went over to the
forbidden cabinet which had a big sign next to it which said - DANGER! DO
NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
Steph gulped and opened the cabinet using the forbidden key. Then she reached in and pulled the forb- no - prohibited file from the cabinet. It said clearly on the file:
VINCE RUSSO'S IDEAS
She reconsidered for a moment, then just went for it and opened the file. There was numerous pieces of paper and she pulled out the top one which said simply:
GAY WEDDING = RATINGS
Billy Gunn went to Steph's office later that day. He barged on in.
"Steph, I'm ready!"
"Oh yes Billy, we have a perfect story for you!"
"Oh yes Steph, I'm ready! I'm finally ready for my main event push!"
Steph screwed up her face in pure disbelief.
"Everyone will learn to fear THE ONE AND ONLY!!!!!!!" yelled Billy.
"Uh... yeah Billy... but before we push you into the main event I have another idea I'd like to discuss with you... now, where's Chuck?"
Vince sat at his new home (How many did he have now? The mind boggled.). He had a lot on his mind. Despite having some of the lowest ratings in years he seemed to be making more money than ever. Where was it coming from? Not only that, but his daughter Stephanie had stopped acting like a slut and had stopped being so incompetent. That worried him. McMahon's didn't have 'heel/face' switches. He suspected Undertaker. Perhaps he had somehow abducted Steph and made her this way? He never had believed the Undertaker had went from being some un-dead guy to a biker...
Eddie Guerrero was in the WWE canteen.
"I want a piece of quiche," he said. To his surprise this resulted in Rikishi running over to him and repeatedly stinkfacing him.
The fans in the arena fell silent as 'It's raining men' came on and Billy and Chuck came out (in a manner of speaking.) Steph, no stranger to being married, joined them as did Rico. Reverend D-Von was supposed to marry the couple, but strangely no-one could find him.
D-Von ran around the building as Batista chased him.
"I though you knew that trident was rubber! Where's your sense of humor?" yelled D-Von as he fled.
"MY sense of humour? Let me tell you the one about the Reverend and the rubber trident..."
A replacement was found and the ceremony began. Unfortunately the ceremony was ruined by Eric Bischoff, who had came to the arena disguised as a goat. He began eating Chuck's dress then the Island Boys ran in and acted all hard. No-one was fooled though - they all knew that sooner or later the pair would receive the 'Dancing Fat Man' gimmick.
Godfather returned with his switch back to face. It had been set to heel on Velocity a few weeks ago but since no-one watched that it was considered to have never happened.
"It's time, once again, for everybody to come aboard the HOOOOOO TRAIN!!!!"
"So 1998," muttered one of the Godfather's ho's.
"Hey, finding good gimmicks ain't easy..." said Godfather.
Steph was distraught. Vince Russo's idea had failed! What now? She looked in the file of Russo's ideas and pulled out another file.
FIRST PREGNANT MALE = RATINGS!!!!!
Now, where was Kurt Angle?
Steph gulped and opened the cabinet using the forbidden key. Then she reached in and pulled the forb- no - prohibited file from the cabinet. It said clearly on the file:
VINCE RUSSO'S IDEAS
She reconsidered for a moment, then just went for it and opened the file. There was numerous pieces of paper and she pulled out the top one which said simply:
GAY WEDDING = RATINGS
Billy Gunn went to Steph's office later that day. He barged on in.
"Steph, I'm ready!"
"Oh yes Billy, we have a perfect story for you!"
"Oh yes Steph, I'm ready! I'm finally ready for my main event push!"
Steph screwed up her face in pure disbelief.
"Everyone will learn to fear THE ONE AND ONLY!!!!!!!" yelled Billy.
"Uh... yeah Billy... but before we push you into the main event I have another idea I'd like to discuss with you... now, where's Chuck?"
Vince sat at his new home (How many did he have now? The mind boggled.). He had a lot on his mind. Despite having some of the lowest ratings in years he seemed to be making more money than ever. Where was it coming from? Not only that, but his daughter Stephanie had stopped acting like a slut and had stopped being so incompetent. That worried him. McMahon's didn't have 'heel/face' switches. He suspected Undertaker. Perhaps he had somehow abducted Steph and made her this way? He never had believed the Undertaker had went from being some un-dead guy to a biker...
Eddie Guerrero was in the WWE canteen.
"I want a piece of quiche," he said. To his surprise this resulted in Rikishi running over to him and repeatedly stinkfacing him.
The fans in the arena fell silent as 'It's raining men' came on and Billy and Chuck came out (in a manner of speaking.) Steph, no stranger to being married, joined them as did Rico. Reverend D-Von was supposed to marry the couple, but strangely no-one could find him.
D-Von ran around the building as Batista chased him.
"I though you knew that trident was rubber! Where's your sense of humor?" yelled D-Von as he fled.
"MY sense of humour? Let me tell you the one about the Reverend and the rubber trident..."
A replacement was found and the ceremony began. Unfortunately the ceremony was ruined by Eric Bischoff, who had came to the arena disguised as a goat. He began eating Chuck's dress then the Island Boys ran in and acted all hard. No-one was fooled though - they all knew that sooner or later the pair would receive the 'Dancing Fat Man' gimmick.
Godfather returned with his switch back to face. It had been set to heel on Velocity a few weeks ago but since no-one watched that it was considered to have never happened.
"It's time, once again, for everybody to come aboard the HOOOOOO TRAIN!!!!"
"So 1998," muttered one of the Godfather's ho's.
"Hey, finding good gimmicks ain't easy..." said Godfather.
Steph was distraught. Vince Russo's idea had failed! What now? She looked in the file of Russo's ideas and pulled out another file.
FIRST PREGNANT MALE = RATINGS!!!!!
Now, where was Kurt Angle?