Things were going quite well for Vince McMahon. He had begged his wife to
give him another chance and they had went off and renewed their wedding
vows (again). His worst enemy Austin had been framed for the murder of Jeff
Hardy. The NWO were proving incapable of doing anything. The Corporate
Ministry was getting stronger. Yes, life was good. Now it was almost time
for him to carry out his plan. And everyone would be sorry they had
"crossed the boss".
The President of the United States sat in his office. They had all laughed when he had launched his election campaign. But no-one was laughing now. Yes he, former WWE champion Bob Backlund, had become President. He ruled all! His phone started to ring.
"Help! Help!"
Security (led by former prison guard Big Bossman) burst in.
"What's happening Mr President? Are you all right?" asked Bossman.
"The ringing... make it stop!" cried Backlund, who was ripping off parts of his shirt and shoving them in his ears.
"It's just the telephone, sir. T-E-L-E-P-H-O-N-E" said Bossman, picking it up and passing it to the President.
"Hello Mr president. This is future, brother. We're taking over the WWE, wrestling, this country, the world, brother! Whatcha gonna do brother, whatcha gonna do? Nothing is safe. What will be the next target of the NWO!? Don't bother trying to trace us. You'll never know who we are until it's too late. You'll never be able to find Hollywood Hulk Hogan.. oh whoops uh..."
Backlund heard the phone on the other end being slammed down.
"Who was that, sir?" asked Bossman.
"Oh, no-one," said Backlund.
"What a match that was King! Coach and Lloyd put on the greatest spectacle I have ever seen!" said JR.
"And now Coach is dead!"
"Yes that's right King. And he'll be buried AT NO MERCY ONLY ON PPV!"
"Yeah, JR, and now the police are coming out here? What's that about?"
"Well King, murder is of course still illegal and now Mark Lloyd has to face the punishment for his crime."
Over a week later, No Mercy was over, and it had left many questions to be answered.
Why DID Al Wilson wear his clothes in the shower?
DID he have sexual relations with THAT woman?
WHY did Al Wilson always have the exact same expression on his face no matter what was happening?
WHY had Torrie never been suspicious when Al had just started showing up at arenas all of a sudden?
HOW on EARTH had Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie gotten onto a PPV?
Hollywood Rock had just found out about Coach's demise and cried for five hours straight. But he could bring Coach back, couldn't he? No matter what the cost. He decided to go and find The Undertaker.
Stephanie McMahon was standing in the middle of the ring, about to hand over a 'best friends' trophy to Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit. Kurt took the trophy and started crying.
"I am the best friend a man could have. I led our friendship to success and will continue to do so in the future," sobbed Kurt. Benoit looked a bit angry, and grabbed the trophy from Kurt.
"What are you talking about Kurt? I am THE best friend in the world today! Prove me wrong!"
This led into a big fight over the trophy, Stephanie, upset that everyone's attention had been taken off her, tried to break the pair up and got hit in the head by the trophy.
"Oh no, you know what this means, don't you?" said Kurt nervously. "You remember the trash can?"
"Steph's been hit in the head... total personality change!" screamed Benoit.
Steph stood up, looking dazed for a moment.
"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" said Steph.
"Uh, Steph..." began Kurt.
Steph stuck her middle finger up at Kurt, then hit him with a stunner.
"Stunner to Kurt!" yelled JR (from his home).
Same to Benoit.
"Stunner to Benoit!" exclaimed JR (from his home).
Steph signalled for a beer and began drinking, letting it spill all over the place.
"WHAT!?"
"You bring Coach back from the dead, Rock will join you," said Rock desperately.
"Yes, Rock, I will do it. But you won't be joining The Corporate Ministry or The NWO... you will be joining The Ministry of Darkness Version 2! Ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed Taker.
At this point Paul Bearer appeared with The Undertaker's urn.
"Wasn't that melted down and made into a necklace?" said Rock.
"Shut up!" said Taker angrily. He began doing some strange chanting while Paul Bearer began yelling "Oh yes, oh yes, Coach will return.... reeeeeeeetuuuuuuuurn...."
Green smoke came out of the urn, and when it cleared, Coach was standing there. He was a zombie now, but Rock didn't care. He hugged his friend.
"Now we'll be together forever," said Rock, before the smoke returned and he too become one of the un-dead... and one of 'Taker's Ministry.
The President of the United States sat in his office. They had all laughed when he had launched his election campaign. But no-one was laughing now. Yes he, former WWE champion Bob Backlund, had become President. He ruled all! His phone started to ring.
"Help! Help!"
Security (led by former prison guard Big Bossman) burst in.
"What's happening Mr President? Are you all right?" asked Bossman.
"The ringing... make it stop!" cried Backlund, who was ripping off parts of his shirt and shoving them in his ears.
"It's just the telephone, sir. T-E-L-E-P-H-O-N-E" said Bossman, picking it up and passing it to the President.
"Hello Mr president. This is future, brother. We're taking over the WWE, wrestling, this country, the world, brother! Whatcha gonna do brother, whatcha gonna do? Nothing is safe. What will be the next target of the NWO!? Don't bother trying to trace us. You'll never know who we are until it's too late. You'll never be able to find Hollywood Hulk Hogan.. oh whoops uh..."
Backlund heard the phone on the other end being slammed down.
"Who was that, sir?" asked Bossman.
"Oh, no-one," said Backlund.
"What a match that was King! Coach and Lloyd put on the greatest spectacle I have ever seen!" said JR.
"And now Coach is dead!"
"Yes that's right King. And he'll be buried AT NO MERCY ONLY ON PPV!"
"Yeah, JR, and now the police are coming out here? What's that about?"
"Well King, murder is of course still illegal and now Mark Lloyd has to face the punishment for his crime."
Over a week later, No Mercy was over, and it had left many questions to be answered.
Why DID Al Wilson wear his clothes in the shower?
DID he have sexual relations with THAT woman?
WHY did Al Wilson always have the exact same expression on his face no matter what was happening?
WHY had Torrie never been suspicious when Al had just started showing up at arenas all of a sudden?
HOW on EARTH had Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie gotten onto a PPV?
Hollywood Rock had just found out about Coach's demise and cried for five hours straight. But he could bring Coach back, couldn't he? No matter what the cost. He decided to go and find The Undertaker.
Stephanie McMahon was standing in the middle of the ring, about to hand over a 'best friends' trophy to Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit. Kurt took the trophy and started crying.
"I am the best friend a man could have. I led our friendship to success and will continue to do so in the future," sobbed Kurt. Benoit looked a bit angry, and grabbed the trophy from Kurt.
"What are you talking about Kurt? I am THE best friend in the world today! Prove me wrong!"
This led into a big fight over the trophy, Stephanie, upset that everyone's attention had been taken off her, tried to break the pair up and got hit in the head by the trophy.
"Oh no, you know what this means, don't you?" said Kurt nervously. "You remember the trash can?"
"Steph's been hit in the head... total personality change!" screamed Benoit.
Steph stood up, looking dazed for a moment.
"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" said Steph.
"Uh, Steph..." began Kurt.
Steph stuck her middle finger up at Kurt, then hit him with a stunner.
"Stunner to Kurt!" yelled JR (from his home).
Same to Benoit.
"Stunner to Benoit!" exclaimed JR (from his home).
Steph signalled for a beer and began drinking, letting it spill all over the place.
"WHAT!?"
"You bring Coach back from the dead, Rock will join you," said Rock desperately.
"Yes, Rock, I will do it. But you won't be joining The Corporate Ministry or The NWO... you will be joining The Ministry of Darkness Version 2! Ha ha ha ha ha!" laughed Taker.
At this point Paul Bearer appeared with The Undertaker's urn.
"Wasn't that melted down and made into a necklace?" said Rock.
"Shut up!" said Taker angrily. He began doing some strange chanting while Paul Bearer began yelling "Oh yes, oh yes, Coach will return.... reeeeeeeetuuuuuuuurn...."
Green smoke came out of the urn, and when it cleared, Coach was standing there. He was a zombie now, but Rock didn't care. He hugged his friend.
"Now we'll be together forever," said Rock, before the smoke returned and he too become one of the un-dead... and one of 'Taker's Ministry.