Disclaimer: I do not own Merry, Pippin, and any other Lord of the Rings
Character. They belong to the Estate of Tolkien and other people with more
money than I do.
"Merry?" asked one cute little hobbit to another. "Yes Pippin?" this one answered. "Let's go on vacation. We have plenty of money, and I'm bored of this 'no- Starbucks' town." Merry looked at Pippin, as if trying to decide if this was one of his silly whims or an idea to be taken seriously. Pippin continued, "We can go to that 'Upper Earth' place that Aragorn always talks about. I hear the shopping's great." "Since when were you concerned about shopping?" Merry asked incredulously. "It's the principle." Pippin said. "If I wanted too, then I could shop to my heart's content." "Well, where in 'Upper-Earth' would you like to go?" the more responsible of the two hobbits asked. "I've got some brochures from Strider," Pippin said as he spread them out on the table. "I got it narrowed down to two places. There's this place called 'Canada,' and this place called 'Florida.' Canada is this cold place with." Pippin leafed through the Canada pamphlet. "Ice. And Florida is this hot place with." Again he looks through pamphlet. "Sand. What do you think?" Merry picked up the Florida guide. He flipped through. "Pip! Look, those big people are in they're underthings!" Merry shouted in a scandalized manner. "That's how they all dress in Florida," Pippin told Merry in a giggly way. "Let's go there!" Merry shouted.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* AN: Please review. Y'all like the story? Tell Me! Flame if you like. Also, give me some ideas of how to get them to Florida. They don't have planes in Middle Earth I'm guessing.
"Merry?" asked one cute little hobbit to another. "Yes Pippin?" this one answered. "Let's go on vacation. We have plenty of money, and I'm bored of this 'no- Starbucks' town." Merry looked at Pippin, as if trying to decide if this was one of his silly whims or an idea to be taken seriously. Pippin continued, "We can go to that 'Upper Earth' place that Aragorn always talks about. I hear the shopping's great." "Since when were you concerned about shopping?" Merry asked incredulously. "It's the principle." Pippin said. "If I wanted too, then I could shop to my heart's content." "Well, where in 'Upper-Earth' would you like to go?" the more responsible of the two hobbits asked. "I've got some brochures from Strider," Pippin said as he spread them out on the table. "I got it narrowed down to two places. There's this place called 'Canada,' and this place called 'Florida.' Canada is this cold place with." Pippin leafed through the Canada pamphlet. "Ice. And Florida is this hot place with." Again he looks through pamphlet. "Sand. What do you think?" Merry picked up the Florida guide. He flipped through. "Pip! Look, those big people are in they're underthings!" Merry shouted in a scandalized manner. "That's how they all dress in Florida," Pippin told Merry in a giggly way. "Let's go there!" Merry shouted.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* AN: Please review. Y'all like the story? Tell Me! Flame if you like. Also, give me some ideas of how to get them to Florida. They don't have planes in Middle Earth I'm guessing.