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"How are we going to get to Florida, Pip?" Asked Merry worriedly. "Don't worry Mer, I've got it worked out. Gandalf told me about this 'transporter' thing in Rivendell. You just step in and it takes you where you want to go." A look of amazement crossed Merry's face. "Wow!" He said. "When are we leaving?" "We're expected in Rivendell in two days." Pip said. He looked quite impressed at his younger friend. Merry was used to Pippin's *slightly* below average intellegence, but Pippin seemed to have shown unusual presence of mind in planning their vacation. Merry decided to test his friend. "Hey Pip, do you know what your I.Q. is?" "Well, when my mum got me tested the doctor said I had roughly the same intellect as that of a soap dish." The naïve hobbit replied. "Then he said 'No offense to the soap dish.' " "It must be a fluke. He's just excited." Merry thought to himself. "Well, we better pack." He said aloud.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN 2 DAYS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the hobbits awoke there was an air of excitement in their hole. Both of their bags were packed and sitting front of the door. "Merry, wake up!" Pippin yelled in his friend's ear. "We're gonna be late." He whined. "Grrnp jwwee mrn." Merry groaned and rolled over. "Eeeeeeck!" Merry shrieked, and with good reason, for Pippin had just poured water over his head. "Alright, alright, I'm coming."
A/N: Thanks to y'all who reviewed, I love you guys. If you review me, I'll review you!
"How are we going to get to Florida, Pip?" Asked Merry worriedly. "Don't worry Mer, I've got it worked out. Gandalf told me about this 'transporter' thing in Rivendell. You just step in and it takes you where you want to go." A look of amazement crossed Merry's face. "Wow!" He said. "When are we leaving?" "We're expected in Rivendell in two days." Pip said. He looked quite impressed at his younger friend. Merry was used to Pippin's *slightly* below average intellegence, but Pippin seemed to have shown unusual presence of mind in planning their vacation. Merry decided to test his friend. "Hey Pip, do you know what your I.Q. is?" "Well, when my mum got me tested the doctor said I had roughly the same intellect as that of a soap dish." The naïve hobbit replied. "Then he said 'No offense to the soap dish.' " "It must be a fluke. He's just excited." Merry thought to himself. "Well, we better pack." He said aloud.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN 2 DAYS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the hobbits awoke there was an air of excitement in their hole. Both of their bags were packed and sitting front of the door. "Merry, wake up!" Pippin yelled in his friend's ear. "We're gonna be late." He whined. "Grrnp jwwee mrn." Merry groaned and rolled over. "Eeeeeeck!" Merry shrieked, and with good reason, for Pippin had just poured water over his head. "Alright, alright, I'm coming."