AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, here goes. This is my first fanfic, and I fully intend to enjoy the hell out of it. It's a bit of a tangle of people and ideas- I was bitten by a rabid plot bunny, and when I surrendered, it promptly took off in all weird directions. I call him Elmer. He sits in a corner of my brain and tells me what to type, so everything is Elmer's fault. *beats back Elmer with a stick*

Anyway, I really don't know yet how many chapters this will be. Ask Elmer. I'm just the hands. I have rated this story PG-13 for (muaha) future chapters. Much thanks to Qai for plopping her trusty beta hat on her blond head for me *sends loff to the beta*. Yah. Enjoy! Read and review if you have something intelligent to say. Otherwise, get lost. :D

Disclaimer: Harry, Hermione, Draco, Ginny, Oliver, Hogwarts, quidditch, blah blah, etc., etc., are all property of J.K. Rowling. Alas, they are not actually mine..