Anime-Babe: Hello! My wonderful audience!
Artemis: Hi!
Yami: Yeah whatever
Anime-Babe: Yami why are you so moody? We got a lot of reviews AND I brought your girlfriend in on this!
Artemis: Yeah Yami dont be so depressing!
Yami: (eyes fill up with tears) I'm sorry it just just
Artemis: Just what?
Anime-Babe: Did Tea beat you up again?
Artemis: O_O You mean TEA beat YAMI up?! (Starts laughing)
Yami: SHE DIDN'T 'BEAT' ME UP SHE JUST GAVE ME A BLACK EYE!
Anime-Babe: Is there a difference?
Artemis: (rolling on floor laughing with tears streaming down her face) Y . . .Yami got b . . .beaten up by TEA! (Laughs even harder)
Anime-Babe: Right anyway is that why your upset?
Yami: Well no not exactly
Artemis: (Still laughing) c. .can't breath!
Anime-Babe: O_O Um ignore her. Anyway why are you so moody?
Yami: Promise you wont laugh?
Anime-Babe: Well I can't speak 4 Artemis but I won't laugh.
Artemis: X_X
Anime-Babe: Wow she REALLY couldn't breath!
Yami: Shouldn't we see if she's okay?
Anime-Babe: Na! Just get on with it! Your mad because . . .
Yami: Yes, Well Bakura said well he said
Anime-Babe: SPIT IT OUT!
Yami: BAKURA SAID MY HAIR LOOKED LIKE A HIPPY FERN!
Anime-Babe: O_O That's it?
Yami: Yup
Anime-Babe: Idiot! Anyway a warning before I start the fic
Warning: THE MAN EATING SOCK DREAMS RETURN! (Don't ask I doubt if anybody saw the humor in those) Slight Seto and Joey bashing. A little fluff (I cant help it!) EVIL FISH STICKS! No seriously there are fish sticks in this chapter. Oh and before I forget Yami gets well heh heh read and find out
Yami: -_- that doesn't sound good.
Anime-Babe: I know but its good trust me! Anyway on wit da fic!
Crystal struggled with the bandages for the millionth time in a row. She and Kaiba had talked for a while before they got up. He was making breakfa- lunch and she was trying to rebandag her wounds. It was mostly little cuts but the gash on her right arm and 2 broken ribs were the main problems.
"Damn bandages," she muttered under her breath. And then Crystal went back to work trying to get the bandages just right.
Meanwhile Kaiba was in the kitchen making breakfas- er lunch.
****Bakura's Soul Room****
"AHHHH MAN EATING SOCK!" Bakura yelled as he woke up in a cold sweat.
"Thank god it was only a dream," Bakura said as he sat down on his bed. He was about to lay back done when the jewelry box caught his eye. It had been resting on his bed but it now rested in his hands. The white haired Egyptian looked at the box and smiled.
"Artemis, I know you're alive. And I have no doubt that you have some connection to that girl Crystal. But don't worry my sister I promise I WILL get to the bottom of this" With that Bakura placed the box back on it's stand.
"I think I'll see what my light is up to"
Ryou was sitting at lunch happily munching away at his sandwich listening to Joey and Tristen argue over which was better Cyber Commander or Flaming Swordsman.
"FLAMING SWORDSMAN WOOPS CYBER COMMANDERS BUTT!" Joey yelled over at his friend.
Tristen growled "OH PLEASE MY HIGHTECH WEAPONS WOULD BEAT YOUR PUNY LITTLE SWORD ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
The blonde exploded "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SWORDSMAN! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BLADE!" At this Joey picked up a fish stick and shouted "UNGAURD"
Tristen grinned and also picked up a fish stick "DIE BY MY FISH YOU DOG!"
Joeys eye started to twitch "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DOG! WHO DA HELL YA THINK YA IS KAIBA!"
Tristen grinned, "I'm sorry I forgot that's your 'pet name'"
Joey exploded at this "OH MY GOD! WHT ARE YA SOME SICK MINDED FREAK! I'm NOT GAY AND EVEN IF I WAS I WOULDN'T DATE SETO!-" froze he looked around. The whole cafeteria was staring at him /Oh shit/
Bakura (he had been watching from his soul room) was laughing his butt off. "Hahahahahahaha just when I thought that blonde couldn't get any stupider!" But Bakura paused "Come to think of it I haven't seen Kaiba. And I haven't seen- AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
***At the Kaiba Mansion***
Seto stared at the scene before him. Crystal was STILL trying to get the bandages right with no avail. Finally after 5 minutes of watching Kaiba spoke "Need help?"
Crystal whirled around. "Oh um Seto hi" she said weakly. He chuckled at the embarrassed look on her face. Crystal was bright red. But Seto regained his composer and walked over to her.
"Here let me help" before Crystal could respond he was at work. He gently touched her side feeling for the injured ribs. His hands were firm yet soft and he worked quickly (Oh that didn't sound right!) Kaiba had bandaged up both wounds in a matter of seconds.
"There all done" he said putting the bandages away.
Crystal was still blushing "Thanks"
Suddenly there was a ringing sound "Um I'll be right back" Seto said as he headed for the phone. However when he picked it up . . .
"KAIBA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Bakura screamed into the phone. (He had taken over Ryou and gone to a pay phone. And remember Seto didn't know this was his Yami)
"Ryou? Are you feeling okay?" Seto said nervously.
"DON'T YOU PLAY SWEET TO ME YOU MONEY GRUBBING MAN WHORE!!!!"
Kaiba had to hold the phone a foot from his ear " RYOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? AND I'M NOT!" Kaiba shouted back. However he was still puzzled at what had sparked the normally quiet teens out burst.
"LISTEN I SWAER I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND- (sound of shuffling) LET ME GO! (More shuffling) DAMN BAKURA! (Joey) LET GO! (Bakura) (Silence)
Kaiba looked at the phone nervously before he put it down and walked away /Never trust the quiet ones/
Anime-Babe: YEAH! I'm done the chapter and I'm going 2 Hershey Park tomorrow!
Artemis: Wasn't Yami supposed to be in this chapter?
Yami: YEAH!
Anime-Babe: Well I'll add you in next chapter!
Yami: Yeah right! I'm never in the chapters!
Artemis: HEY! I was only in one chapter so far!
Anime-Babe: ENOUGH! Somebody do the closing thing so I can go to bed!
Artemis: OH I WILL!
Anime-Babe: K
Artemis: Okay so please review. Um if you do you get you get . . . A hug from Yami, Seto or Bakura!
Yami: WHAT!!!!
Artemis: Well see ya next chapter Bye! ^__^
Yami: -_- Ra save us
Artemis: Hi!
Yami: Yeah whatever
Anime-Babe: Yami why are you so moody? We got a lot of reviews AND I brought your girlfriend in on this!
Artemis: Yeah Yami dont be so depressing!
Yami: (eyes fill up with tears) I'm sorry it just just
Artemis: Just what?
Anime-Babe: Did Tea beat you up again?
Artemis: O_O You mean TEA beat YAMI up?! (Starts laughing)
Yami: SHE DIDN'T 'BEAT' ME UP SHE JUST GAVE ME A BLACK EYE!
Anime-Babe: Is there a difference?
Artemis: (rolling on floor laughing with tears streaming down her face) Y . . .Yami got b . . .beaten up by TEA! (Laughs even harder)
Anime-Babe: Right anyway is that why your upset?
Yami: Well no not exactly
Artemis: (Still laughing) c. .can't breath!
Anime-Babe: O_O Um ignore her. Anyway why are you so moody?
Yami: Promise you wont laugh?
Anime-Babe: Well I can't speak 4 Artemis but I won't laugh.
Artemis: X_X
Anime-Babe: Wow she REALLY couldn't breath!
Yami: Shouldn't we see if she's okay?
Anime-Babe: Na! Just get on with it! Your mad because . . .
Yami: Yes, Well Bakura said well he said
Anime-Babe: SPIT IT OUT!
Yami: BAKURA SAID MY HAIR LOOKED LIKE A HIPPY FERN!
Anime-Babe: O_O That's it?
Yami: Yup
Anime-Babe: Idiot! Anyway a warning before I start the fic
Warning: THE MAN EATING SOCK DREAMS RETURN! (Don't ask I doubt if anybody saw the humor in those) Slight Seto and Joey bashing. A little fluff (I cant help it!) EVIL FISH STICKS! No seriously there are fish sticks in this chapter. Oh and before I forget Yami gets well heh heh read and find out
Yami: -_- that doesn't sound good.
Anime-Babe: I know but its good trust me! Anyway on wit da fic!
Crystal struggled with the bandages for the millionth time in a row. She and Kaiba had talked for a while before they got up. He was making breakfa- lunch and she was trying to rebandag her wounds. It was mostly little cuts but the gash on her right arm and 2 broken ribs were the main problems.
"Damn bandages," she muttered under her breath. And then Crystal went back to work trying to get the bandages just right.
Meanwhile Kaiba was in the kitchen making breakfas- er lunch.
****Bakura's Soul Room****
"AHHHH MAN EATING SOCK!" Bakura yelled as he woke up in a cold sweat.
"Thank god it was only a dream," Bakura said as he sat down on his bed. He was about to lay back done when the jewelry box caught his eye. It had been resting on his bed but it now rested in his hands. The white haired Egyptian looked at the box and smiled.
"Artemis, I know you're alive. And I have no doubt that you have some connection to that girl Crystal. But don't worry my sister I promise I WILL get to the bottom of this" With that Bakura placed the box back on it's stand.
"I think I'll see what my light is up to"
Ryou was sitting at lunch happily munching away at his sandwich listening to Joey and Tristen argue over which was better Cyber Commander or Flaming Swordsman.
"FLAMING SWORDSMAN WOOPS CYBER COMMANDERS BUTT!" Joey yelled over at his friend.
Tristen growled "OH PLEASE MY HIGHTECH WEAPONS WOULD BEAT YOUR PUNY LITTLE SWORD ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
The blonde exploded "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SWORDSMAN! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BLADE!" At this Joey picked up a fish stick and shouted "UNGAURD"
Tristen grinned and also picked up a fish stick "DIE BY MY FISH YOU DOG!"
Joeys eye started to twitch "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DOG! WHO DA HELL YA THINK YA IS KAIBA!"
Tristen grinned, "I'm sorry I forgot that's your 'pet name'"
Joey exploded at this "OH MY GOD! WHT ARE YA SOME SICK MINDED FREAK! I'm NOT GAY AND EVEN IF I WAS I WOULDN'T DATE SETO!-" froze he looked around. The whole cafeteria was staring at him /Oh shit/
Bakura (he had been watching from his soul room) was laughing his butt off. "Hahahahahahaha just when I thought that blonde couldn't get any stupider!" But Bakura paused "Come to think of it I haven't seen Kaiba. And I haven't seen- AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
***At the Kaiba Mansion***
Seto stared at the scene before him. Crystal was STILL trying to get the bandages right with no avail. Finally after 5 minutes of watching Kaiba spoke "Need help?"
Crystal whirled around. "Oh um Seto hi" she said weakly. He chuckled at the embarrassed look on her face. Crystal was bright red. But Seto regained his composer and walked over to her.
"Here let me help" before Crystal could respond he was at work. He gently touched her side feeling for the injured ribs. His hands were firm yet soft and he worked quickly (Oh that didn't sound right!) Kaiba had bandaged up both wounds in a matter of seconds.
"There all done" he said putting the bandages away.
Crystal was still blushing "Thanks"
Suddenly there was a ringing sound "Um I'll be right back" Seto said as he headed for the phone. However when he picked it up . . .
"KAIBA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Bakura screamed into the phone. (He had taken over Ryou and gone to a pay phone. And remember Seto didn't know this was his Yami)
"Ryou? Are you feeling okay?" Seto said nervously.
"DON'T YOU PLAY SWEET TO ME YOU MONEY GRUBBING MAN WHORE!!!!"
Kaiba had to hold the phone a foot from his ear " RYOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? AND I'M NOT!" Kaiba shouted back. However he was still puzzled at what had sparked the normally quiet teens out burst.
"LISTEN I SWAER I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND- (sound of shuffling) LET ME GO! (More shuffling) DAMN BAKURA! (Joey) LET GO! (Bakura) (Silence)
Kaiba looked at the phone nervously before he put it down and walked away /Never trust the quiet ones/
Anime-Babe: YEAH! I'm done the chapter and I'm going 2 Hershey Park tomorrow!
Artemis: Wasn't Yami supposed to be in this chapter?
Yami: YEAH!
Anime-Babe: Well I'll add you in next chapter!
Yami: Yeah right! I'm never in the chapters!
Artemis: HEY! I was only in one chapter so far!
Anime-Babe: ENOUGH! Somebody do the closing thing so I can go to bed!
Artemis: OH I WILL!
Anime-Babe: K
Artemis: Okay so please review. Um if you do you get you get . . . A hug from Yami, Seto or Bakura!
Yami: WHAT!!!!
Artemis: Well see ya next chapter Bye! ^__^
Yami: -_- Ra save us