Anime-Babe: Hello! Did every body enjoy the last chapter? (Huge applause
from reviewers) I'll take that as a yes ^_^
Artemis: -_- great now she'll NEVER shut up
Yami: -_- Are future is looking grim
Anime-Babe: Awwww! Come on guys I'm not THAT bad
Yami + Artemis: YES YOU ARE!
Anime-Babe: I bet YOURE jealous. But than again why shouldn't you be. I mean I AM a brilliant writer. And I'm loved and adored by my fans. Oh yes the people love me (yaps on)
Yami: O_O() this is going to be a LOOOONG chapter
Artemis: (nods)
Anime-Babe: (obliviously rambling on) But genius like mine IS SOOO RARE. I guess I'm just gifted. (Continues on)
Artemis: (to reviewers) You just HAD to go and compliment her didn't you! Well now look what you've done!
Anime-Babe: But seriously I'm nothing without you reviewers you made this fic possible. You helped me climb the writing mountain. You helped me walk the trail of story vile. You . . . (continues on like this)
Yami: God now she's just milking it!
Artemis: Yup. And I thought Tea was bad.
Yami: (eyes grow wide) T. .Tea? (Looks around nervously) where where is she? DON'T LET HER GET MEEEEEE! (Runs away screaming)
Anime-Babe: (Realizes Yami ran away) YAMI WAIT! COME BACK! (Runs after Yami)
Artemis: O_O Um okay THAT was weird (looks around nervously) Well so um since everybody else left I guess we should start the fic.
Yami: (runs past Artemis) TEA NOOOOOO! STAY BACK!!!!!
Anime-Babe: (still chasing him) YAMI!!!!!!!
Artemis: -_- please pity me
"Talking" /thought/ /*Light to Yami*/ //Yami to Light//
Warning- Cussing, Kaiba pinning Crystal down O_O() that didn't sound right! Anyway a jealous Yami. Prince Albert in a can? Yami and Bakura about 2 go whoop @$$ on Kaiba. Tickle fights and the word man-whore being used a lot. (Don't ask -_-)
Seto walked into the living room were Crystal was sitting.
"So who called?" she said in a cheerful tone
Kaiba stood there a moment before he answered "Well, Ryou called."
Crystal gave him a quizzical look "Ryou? Why did he call?"
Seto shrugged "I'm not sure. He just called me a man-whore and an ass hole"
Crystal looked at Kaiba like he had four heads "Are you sure it was Ryou? That REALLY doesn't sound like him"
The brunet sighed, "I know that. But I'm sure it was Ryou's voice. Although his voice was deeper and he sounded I don't know darker"
Crystal grinned "See it was probably Joey doing a prank call"
"I guess that makes sense. But Joeys more the Prince-Albert-in-a-can type" At this Crystal chuckled.
"Come on sit down relax. I already ruined any chances of you having a 'productive' day so enjoy!" Crystal sad happily.
Seta's face grew serious "You didn't ruin my day," he said as he sat down beside her /in fact you made it a million times better/
Crystal snuggled into him "Well I love you even if you are a man-whore" she said as she closed her eyes. Seto glared at her. But he began to trace his finger around on her stomach Crystal began a muffled giggle and Kaiba grinned.
"Are we tickilish?" he said with a devious smile.
Crystal turned red "Off course not!" she said as she sat up.
But the CEO just smiled evilly "Oh okay" but as he finished he lunged for Crystal. She in turn let out a yelp and ran with Seto in hot pursuit.
Hmmmm what ever happened to Bakura? Well let's see! (Note- The fallowing is happening as the events above are)
"LET ME GO!" Bakura yelled as Yami and Joey tried to hold him down.
The two had bean walking down the hallway when they saw Bakura yelling man- whore into the phone. Needless to say they immediately tried to calm him down *and shut him up*
Yami (Yugi let him take over) glared at the ancient spirit "Damn Bakura calm down!"
Bakura stopped and stared into Yami's eyes "HOW CAN YOU BE CALM!" he shouted angrily.
Yami raised an eyebrow "Why shouldn't I be calm?"
Joey growled, "Don't listen ta him Yami! He just wants ta trick ya an take yer puzzle! "
Bakura rolled his eyes "Damn fool stay out of this"
Joey fumed "Why I outta!"
Yami looked at the blonde nervously "Hold on Joey" he turned to Bakura "Okay thief you 5 seconds to spill it" Bakura stared at him blankly "Spill what? I don't have a beverage."
Yami closed his eyes /why me? What have I done to deserve THIS?!/ Yami opened his eyes and glared at Bakura "Tell me why you're so ticked off"
Bakura emitted a low growl "Fine, but just you" he said motioning to Joey
The blonde fumed "HEY! I HEARD DAT! ME AN YAMI ARE A TEAM SO IT'S BOTH OF US OR NONE! GOT DAT YA CRAZY THEIF?!"
Yami sighed, "Joey, go away"
The blonde stared at him a minute "Um dude ya sure?"
"Yes now go. The others are probably worried"
Joey shrugged "K man see ya!" with that the blonde ran off toward the cafeteria.
Bakura grinned, "Finally I thought he would never leave"
Yami shook his head "Bakura who did you call a man-whore?"
"Kaiba, that no good son of a bitch man-whore!"
"You mean you called Seto Kaiba a man-whore?!" Yami said shocked at Bakura out burst "I mean he's an egotistical, know it all, over protective and stubborn not to mention arrogant and delusional. But I honestly don't see man-whore in there."
Bakura leaned over and whispered something in Yami's ear. He than pulled away and waited for Yami's expression.
The pharaohs left eye started to twitch "He a . . .and her both. Artemis him, him Artemis . . .HELL NO!" Yami shouted as he glared at Bakura.
The white haired Yami glared back at him "Don't go whoop @$$ on me! It's Kaiba we need to kill!"
Yami froze "Damn we cant go school isn't over yet!"
Bakura grinned evilly "Fine, leave her to the mercy of Kaiba. But don't blame me if she dumps you for that rich @$$"
Yami exploded "ARE YOU KIDDING?! THAT ISNT EVEN A CHOICE! ME OR KAIBA! ANYBODY WITH ABRAIN WOULD PICK ME!"
Bakura's grin widened "Gee Yami was there a hint of jealousy in your voice?"
Yami grabbed Bakura's hand and half pulled half dragged him down the hallway "Come on! We're going to open a can a whoop @$$ on Kaiba!"
Bakura just followed in shock.
"HELP!" Crystal yelled as scurried down the hallway with Kaiba at her heels.
The to had been running around like 5 year olds for about 10 minutes Seto had caught Crystal once but she squirmed free. And the CEO planned on keeping her down this time. (EWWW! That didn't sound right!) Crystal was at the moment running into the front lobby. She slowed just a moment to turn but that moment was all Kaiba needed. To catch her an pin her to the ground (NO! BAD LEMON THOUGHTS!)
"So your not ticklish?" Kaiba said as he tickled Crystal so hard tears were streaming down her face.
"Get hahahaha off hahaha me hahahahaha you hahahaha dumb ass!" Crystal yelled between her giggling fits.
Kaiba frowned "Dumb @$$? That's it now you're getting it!" With that Kaiba straddled Crystal (I know it sounds lemony put it's the only word that fits the position there in. So bare with me) He had her pinned so she couldn't move. The CEO was rather enjoying this.
"Please hahaha stop hahaha Seto hahahahaha"
The multibillionaire grinned evilly "Now why would I do a thing like that?" he said still tickling Crystal.
"Hahahaha be hahaha because hahaha shit hahahaha" Crystal gave up trying to talk.
"Well well I guess I could let you go . . . . .for a price" Kaiba said evilly
Crystal had tears streaming down her face from all the laughing "hahahaha man hahahahaha Whore!" she finally got out.
Seto stopped tickling her for a minute "That was low." He said trying to sound hurt.
Crystal grinned "Yeah well the truth hurts" she said with a grin on her face.
Seto was about to counter when there was gasp and somebody murmuring oh my god. The two looked over to see Yugi (really Yami) and Ryou (Really Bakura) standing in the doorway staring at them. Now picture this you see your sister with Kaiba. Bad? Well imagine if you walk in and he is straddled on top of her. A lot worse isn't it? (Note- the 2 were just playing but Bakura doesn't know this.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DÖING?" Bakura yelled at the top of his lungs While Yami just stood their mouth hanging open.
Kaiba needless to say got up quick and looked at Bakura nervously "Now Ryou it's not what you think-" But Bakura cut him off.
"SHUT UP YOU M0THER F*CKING MAN-WHORE! I WAS TALKING TO HER!" he pointed at Crystal who up and standing next to Kaiba.
Now Crystal was a smart girl but she did have her ditzy moments (and now is going to be one of those moments) she didn't realize that Bakura thought they were going to well you know. Whoever she was just a bit pi$$ed at the fact Bakura had yelled at Kaiba.
"RYOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" she yelled glaring at the albino haired boy.
Bakura was taken back /me? What's wrong with me? She s the one that's been and-/ Bakura shook the thoughts from his head "D@MN IT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!" Bakura yelled at the girl.
Crystal just looked at him a second before answering "Playing" she said it so flat and plain like it was no big deal.
Bakura's eyes bugged out "playing" he squeaked before he fell to the ground out cold. Yami was still in shock his eyes as wide as saucers and his mouth hanging open.
Crystal shrugged "Gee I never saw someone get so upset. I mean he was just tickling me"
Anime-Babe: Yes the chapter is done! (Does little happy dance around the room)
Artemis: ^_^() um yeah . . . say where did Yami go
Anime-Babe: (shrugs) some guy came and said he needed to rest.
*Cuts to a room with padded walls. Yami is in a straight jacket*
Yami: Hahahahaha me and my army of fish sticks will rule the world! (Insane laugh) Wait was that no TEA HELP!!!! (Starts running around room being chased by imaginary Tea) HELP MEEE! STAY BACK! FISH STICK HELP YOUR MASTER!
*Back at Crystal's house*
Anime-Babe: Oh before I forget I have something special to tell you.
Artemis: What?
Anime-Babe: TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! ^________^
Artemis: Cool! ^_^
Anime-Babe: Yup I'm getting the game Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories as one of my gifts!
Artemis: Well we better wrap it up.
Anime-Babe: (nods) okay so please review! It can be your birthday gift 2 me! If you do you get a slice of birthday cake! Anyway see ya next chapter bye!
Artemis: -_- great now she'll NEVER shut up
Yami: -_- Are future is looking grim
Anime-Babe: Awwww! Come on guys I'm not THAT bad
Yami + Artemis: YES YOU ARE!
Anime-Babe: I bet YOURE jealous. But than again why shouldn't you be. I mean I AM a brilliant writer. And I'm loved and adored by my fans. Oh yes the people love me (yaps on)
Yami: O_O() this is going to be a LOOOONG chapter
Artemis: (nods)
Anime-Babe: (obliviously rambling on) But genius like mine IS SOOO RARE. I guess I'm just gifted. (Continues on)
Artemis: (to reviewers) You just HAD to go and compliment her didn't you! Well now look what you've done!
Anime-Babe: But seriously I'm nothing without you reviewers you made this fic possible. You helped me climb the writing mountain. You helped me walk the trail of story vile. You . . . (continues on like this)
Yami: God now she's just milking it!
Artemis: Yup. And I thought Tea was bad.
Yami: (eyes grow wide) T. .Tea? (Looks around nervously) where where is she? DON'T LET HER GET MEEEEEE! (Runs away screaming)
Anime-Babe: (Realizes Yami ran away) YAMI WAIT! COME BACK! (Runs after Yami)
Artemis: O_O Um okay THAT was weird (looks around nervously) Well so um since everybody else left I guess we should start the fic.
Yami: (runs past Artemis) TEA NOOOOOO! STAY BACK!!!!!
Anime-Babe: (still chasing him) YAMI!!!!!!!
Artemis: -_- please pity me
"Talking" /thought/ /*Light to Yami*/ //Yami to Light//
Warning- Cussing, Kaiba pinning Crystal down O_O() that didn't sound right! Anyway a jealous Yami. Prince Albert in a can? Yami and Bakura about 2 go whoop @$$ on Kaiba. Tickle fights and the word man-whore being used a lot. (Don't ask -_-)
Seto walked into the living room were Crystal was sitting.
"So who called?" she said in a cheerful tone
Kaiba stood there a moment before he answered "Well, Ryou called."
Crystal gave him a quizzical look "Ryou? Why did he call?"
Seto shrugged "I'm not sure. He just called me a man-whore and an ass hole"
Crystal looked at Kaiba like he had four heads "Are you sure it was Ryou? That REALLY doesn't sound like him"
The brunet sighed, "I know that. But I'm sure it was Ryou's voice. Although his voice was deeper and he sounded I don't know darker"
Crystal grinned "See it was probably Joey doing a prank call"
"I guess that makes sense. But Joeys more the Prince-Albert-in-a-can type" At this Crystal chuckled.
"Come on sit down relax. I already ruined any chances of you having a 'productive' day so enjoy!" Crystal sad happily.
Seta's face grew serious "You didn't ruin my day," he said as he sat down beside her /in fact you made it a million times better/
Crystal snuggled into him "Well I love you even if you are a man-whore" she said as she closed her eyes. Seto glared at her. But he began to trace his finger around on her stomach Crystal began a muffled giggle and Kaiba grinned.
"Are we tickilish?" he said with a devious smile.
Crystal turned red "Off course not!" she said as she sat up.
But the CEO just smiled evilly "Oh okay" but as he finished he lunged for Crystal. She in turn let out a yelp and ran with Seto in hot pursuit.
Hmmmm what ever happened to Bakura? Well let's see! (Note- The fallowing is happening as the events above are)
"LET ME GO!" Bakura yelled as Yami and Joey tried to hold him down.
The two had bean walking down the hallway when they saw Bakura yelling man- whore into the phone. Needless to say they immediately tried to calm him down *and shut him up*
Yami (Yugi let him take over) glared at the ancient spirit "Damn Bakura calm down!"
Bakura stopped and stared into Yami's eyes "HOW CAN YOU BE CALM!" he shouted angrily.
Yami raised an eyebrow "Why shouldn't I be calm?"
Joey growled, "Don't listen ta him Yami! He just wants ta trick ya an take yer puzzle! "
Bakura rolled his eyes "Damn fool stay out of this"
Joey fumed "Why I outta!"
Yami looked at the blonde nervously "Hold on Joey" he turned to Bakura "Okay thief you 5 seconds to spill it" Bakura stared at him blankly "Spill what? I don't have a beverage."
Yami closed his eyes /why me? What have I done to deserve THIS?!/ Yami opened his eyes and glared at Bakura "Tell me why you're so ticked off"
Bakura emitted a low growl "Fine, but just you" he said motioning to Joey
The blonde fumed "HEY! I HEARD DAT! ME AN YAMI ARE A TEAM SO IT'S BOTH OF US OR NONE! GOT DAT YA CRAZY THEIF?!"
Yami sighed, "Joey, go away"
The blonde stared at him a minute "Um dude ya sure?"
"Yes now go. The others are probably worried"
Joey shrugged "K man see ya!" with that the blonde ran off toward the cafeteria.
Bakura grinned, "Finally I thought he would never leave"
Yami shook his head "Bakura who did you call a man-whore?"
"Kaiba, that no good son of a bitch man-whore!"
"You mean you called Seto Kaiba a man-whore?!" Yami said shocked at Bakura out burst "I mean he's an egotistical, know it all, over protective and stubborn not to mention arrogant and delusional. But I honestly don't see man-whore in there."
Bakura leaned over and whispered something in Yami's ear. He than pulled away and waited for Yami's expression.
The pharaohs left eye started to twitch "He a . . .and her both. Artemis him, him Artemis . . .HELL NO!" Yami shouted as he glared at Bakura.
The white haired Yami glared back at him "Don't go whoop @$$ on me! It's Kaiba we need to kill!"
Yami froze "Damn we cant go school isn't over yet!"
Bakura grinned evilly "Fine, leave her to the mercy of Kaiba. But don't blame me if she dumps you for that rich @$$"
Yami exploded "ARE YOU KIDDING?! THAT ISNT EVEN A CHOICE! ME OR KAIBA! ANYBODY WITH ABRAIN WOULD PICK ME!"
Bakura's grin widened "Gee Yami was there a hint of jealousy in your voice?"
Yami grabbed Bakura's hand and half pulled half dragged him down the hallway "Come on! We're going to open a can a whoop @$$ on Kaiba!"
Bakura just followed in shock.
"HELP!" Crystal yelled as scurried down the hallway with Kaiba at her heels.
The to had been running around like 5 year olds for about 10 minutes Seto had caught Crystal once but she squirmed free. And the CEO planned on keeping her down this time. (EWWW! That didn't sound right!) Crystal was at the moment running into the front lobby. She slowed just a moment to turn but that moment was all Kaiba needed. To catch her an pin her to the ground (NO! BAD LEMON THOUGHTS!)
"So your not ticklish?" Kaiba said as he tickled Crystal so hard tears were streaming down her face.
"Get hahahaha off hahaha me hahahahaha you hahahaha dumb ass!" Crystal yelled between her giggling fits.
Kaiba frowned "Dumb @$$? That's it now you're getting it!" With that Kaiba straddled Crystal (I know it sounds lemony put it's the only word that fits the position there in. So bare with me) He had her pinned so she couldn't move. The CEO was rather enjoying this.
"Please hahaha stop hahaha Seto hahahahaha"
The multibillionaire grinned evilly "Now why would I do a thing like that?" he said still tickling Crystal.
"Hahahaha be hahaha because hahaha shit hahahaha" Crystal gave up trying to talk.
"Well well I guess I could let you go . . . . .for a price" Kaiba said evilly
Crystal had tears streaming down her face from all the laughing "hahahaha man hahahahaha Whore!" she finally got out.
Seto stopped tickling her for a minute "That was low." He said trying to sound hurt.
Crystal grinned "Yeah well the truth hurts" she said with a grin on her face.
Seto was about to counter when there was gasp and somebody murmuring oh my god. The two looked over to see Yugi (really Yami) and Ryou (Really Bakura) standing in the doorway staring at them. Now picture this you see your sister with Kaiba. Bad? Well imagine if you walk in and he is straddled on top of her. A lot worse isn't it? (Note- the 2 were just playing but Bakura doesn't know this.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DÖING?" Bakura yelled at the top of his lungs While Yami just stood their mouth hanging open.
Kaiba needless to say got up quick and looked at Bakura nervously "Now Ryou it's not what you think-" But Bakura cut him off.
"SHUT UP YOU M0THER F*CKING MAN-WHORE! I WAS TALKING TO HER!" he pointed at Crystal who up and standing next to Kaiba.
Now Crystal was a smart girl but she did have her ditzy moments (and now is going to be one of those moments) she didn't realize that Bakura thought they were going to well you know. Whoever she was just a bit pi$$ed at the fact Bakura had yelled at Kaiba.
"RYOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" she yelled glaring at the albino haired boy.
Bakura was taken back /me? What's wrong with me? She s the one that's been and-/ Bakura shook the thoughts from his head "D@MN IT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING!" Bakura yelled at the girl.
Crystal just looked at him a second before answering "Playing" she said it so flat and plain like it was no big deal.
Bakura's eyes bugged out "playing" he squeaked before he fell to the ground out cold. Yami was still in shock his eyes as wide as saucers and his mouth hanging open.
Crystal shrugged "Gee I never saw someone get so upset. I mean he was just tickling me"
Anime-Babe: Yes the chapter is done! (Does little happy dance around the room)
Artemis: ^_^() um yeah . . . say where did Yami go
Anime-Babe: (shrugs) some guy came and said he needed to rest.
*Cuts to a room with padded walls. Yami is in a straight jacket*
Yami: Hahahahaha me and my army of fish sticks will rule the world! (Insane laugh) Wait was that no TEA HELP!!!! (Starts running around room being chased by imaginary Tea) HELP MEEE! STAY BACK! FISH STICK HELP YOUR MASTER!
*Back at Crystal's house*
Anime-Babe: Oh before I forget I have something special to tell you.
Artemis: What?
Anime-Babe: TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! ^________^
Artemis: Cool! ^_^
Anime-Babe: Yup I'm getting the game Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories as one of my gifts!
Artemis: Well we better wrap it up.
Anime-Babe: (nods) okay so please review! It can be your birthday gift 2 me! If you do you get a slice of birthday cake! Anyway see ya next chapter bye!