1. Arrival



Dark gold-brown hair was draped over the green grass in lazy curls. Yawning she turned on her back. Fine cheekbones and full lips frowned at the obnoxious light. Light that wasn't supposed to be so bright. And light that definitely shouldn't be so warm in the middle of the winter... Bravely she opened one eye and squinted at the big gold sun. Not liking it at all she closed her eyes and opened them weary. It hadn't changed. Hmm...She tapped on her sleep shirt. Hmm...Swatted her slip. A bump greeted her. Grinning sleepy she flopped on her back and blindly grasped the bulge and yanked it out. Ah her smokes...Loved them, slept with them...good stuff...

Fooling around a bit with her nails, she managed to get a decent smoke from the fine cut-tobacco. Tracing her fingertips over the other side of her slip she recovered the lighter and flicked it on gracefully. With her hair under her like a banner she inhaled for the first time that morning...it felt like heaven. The waking up started with a hint of life in her toes...a slow heartbeat, and tingle trailing up through her calves, knee's...thighs...lingering in her stomach, before concentrating on her chest. Next were her throat, shoulders, elbows, arms and fingertips. The sleepy fog dissipated in her head. Only then, and ONLY then, could she state, she was starting to wake up.

Content she flopped on her stomach and scanned around her. The burning cigarette in her mouth like a street worker. Trees...always nice...bushes...neat...birds...can live with them, flowers...kind of pretty...something rustling in the bushes with antlers. Nice as well. A stag. And YES! She mused for a moment. Good thing she hadn't said that out loud. Might have sounded like she was cummin or something...bad...

So instead of howling in glee she crawled to her neighbour. Freezing when two black boots landed soundlessly before her nose. Stag feet dangled behind them, limply, dead.Um... she glanced up...and up...and...Higher...and...Even higher...and... "Hiya..." she muttered weak. "Bye-ah." like crazy she crawled through his feet and was about to stomp her sister when a second pair blocked her way. Soar she peered up.

"You know...I won't run away...my lungs wouldn't help out...I'm a chain- smoker see...but you'll giver a heart attack if..."

She woke at the sound of snarls and mutters. Great way to wake. Sleepy- headed she rose and staggered to a big obstacle. Stomping it as if it was a door. Tangled dark hair waved behind her, uncurled. Same body build as the first. About the same facial features, yet different. Same age.

"Shuddup...and open sesame...COFEEEEEEEEE." Stunned the huge man moved indeed. She nearly fell over, as her balance was momentarily lost. Then she gazed at her sister on all fours glancing up at her. Big eyes...why? She signalled with her eyes...behind her? What? She turned, rubbing her eyes childish with her hands and squinted up. Then turned calmly back.

"So it's a big man...and?"

"Last time I checked we have no men in our bedroom...and now...not even a bedroom..." The first explained. The other with a slightly darker skin tone, shrugged. Big deal. Turned back to the male chest before her nose.

"What did you do with our bedroom, we want it back now. It's my first morning I can sleep in. So...GO AWAY." The paler laughed her self sick on the ground. She was SO not awake yet!

"Oh Dorothy? We're not in Kansas anymore!" she chided. Annoyed the late waker turned back. "I hate Dorothy. Screw Dorothy I want my bed."

"Third tree on your left." The other bobbed her head. Okay. Walked past the tall very clueless guy and into the bushes. A piercing cry met all three as she bolted scratched by thorns back. Her lip trembled a bit.

"De... d... dead STAG! I stepped on it...LOOK!" She thrust her foot in her sister's face. And indeed, aside from the leafs sticking on it there was blood. "Dead...and...And." She shut up. Glancing around as if for the first time then sunk beside her sister.

"Did you know you're in my dream, with two big men?" she muttered. "Not just any guys, hint...waist?" Weary the dark brunette peered at the two. The one closest to her had walked off to fetch THE stag. And dumped it before her nose smirking.

"Waist...OH MY GODDESSSS!" Stunned she flopped like her sister on all fours and eyed them curious. The males glanced at their waists as well. Then glanced shrugging up, before playfully waving with their extra appendages. Tails. Monkey furry like tails.

"Must be dead and gone to heaven..." she stammered. "I could fix that..." one muttered helpful.

"Shuddup, no killing my sis. Now where are we? Who are you? Names, birth dates, social security number, the works..." They shrugged as one left to gather wood and start a fire. The second started ripping off the legs of the stags. Grossing both girls a bit.

"I'm Yasai, he's Jagaime." He growled low as he continued by ripping off the skin. The scent of fresh blood started to fill the air. Making the girls sick.

"Do you MIND? I haven't even had breakfast!" The first growled back. A bit green the second settled down more sternly on the ground.

"I'm Diana, she's Sakura." She informed. Sakura, the second girl, rose and tossed her hair back. Both had long hair, now being a big mess down each back. Twigs and leafs entwined.

"Look...I'll be back in a sec...Gotto go to the ladies..." And she bolted off. Yasai didn't even look up. "Weak bladder." Diana added. Still no hint he even heard it. What a bore... "Look, are you old and senile or don't you talk much?" He gazed up briefly. Before he snapped some vertebrae. She cringed at the sound, not the action. Nasty sound.very nasty.

"I haven't fed in some days, so wait until I am, and then I'll yap." He muttered. "How come?" He grunted. "Our pods broke down mid-space. Hovered about until oxygen was up. Then we were here. Crashed probably."

"Bomber...so ah...we're dead?" He shrugged. "No idea, don't care."

"Well I do...I wonder if you can have sex in the afterlife...being dead and stuff...I think females can...but dunno 'bout men..." he snickered. "You're not Saiyan?" he asked. While continuing tearing up the dead beasts. "Nope. What's that? Are you two Saiyan's?" He humped an affirmative.

"AHHHHHHH GET THE FUCK OFF!" Sakura ran past them, yanking her slip up while running." Sheepish the second Saiyan joined.

"There was a branch perfect for the fire girl! You almost peed on it!" Embarrassed Sakura peered from behind a tree and some bushes as he laughed loudly.

"It's a big forest you oath!" She yelled back while relieving herself at long last. He tried to give her a smart remark but it was lost in the howling laughter. Popping a vein Diana rose, crunched beside the poacher and grabbed a nice thick branch. Glancing up at him. He shook his head. Pointing at a thinner but rock hard one, instead. Smirking she dropped the first and clung the second. Rose and strolled to the sobbing Saiyan who started wailing louder when a red flushed Sakura walked back. He didn't laugh much longer when a branch first slammed into his nose. Before it landed on his ankle.

"No one dares to laugh, or make fun at my sisters expense, with ME in the proximity...NO ONE...You ASS." sweat dropping Sakura eyed her.

"You did it again! Look I'm not a kid anymore!" Sorry Diana offered her the branch. "It kind off slipped...here, you can smash him." Smirking Sakura took it and wielded it like a sword.

"Oh mister BRANCH FINDER?" Yelling she ran over. He rolled over as she smacked down. Hissing she jumped after him. With several other war cries she chased him into the woods. Most content and panting like a workhorse Sakura returned. Tossing the branch onto the now burning fire. It had flesh on several stakes around it. A bit soar the Saiyan glanced up at her, as she flopped panting beside Diana. She already tried some meat. A nibble.

"Are you two sure you don't have some Saiyan blood?" Stunned Sakura eyed Diana who shook her head. "Very sure." "What a voice..." He grunted, as he tested some meat for himself. Sakura blinked.

"But I thought the wood hit your..." "No, your voice did." he informed.

Diana glanced to the meat. Weird...there they were, half-naked... With these monkey tailed Saiyan's sitting with 'em...what a laugh. What were they? Aliens? If so, were they really on a strange planet, then they would be aliens as well.wicked.

One hour later the men were content en glanced at the dozing women. "Say, you two want to wash up or something?" Both looked up, took a glance at them and nodded.

"Yup, but we dunno where a lake is. And it can't be too far to walk. Cause we'd get tired.." Sakura replied. The two men stole glances and nodded. Weary the two looked at them, now what.

"Fine, we too want to clean up a bit...come here." Yasai seemed the leader here and both girls were on their feet. "Okay, now you travel with Jagaime and I'll take the other." Diana looked at Sakura. Coolies, she would travel with Mr Branch...okay. With a new cigarette lighted she walked towards him and looked him straight in the eye. He was kind of cute...

After the first shock of discovering they, the Saiyan's could fly without machinery, confirming their alien origin. They landed on the edge of the forest and glanced at a lake, surrounding it were still some trees. But the most fascinating thing was still the huge waterfall...wow...pretty... The two men discarded their clothes and jumped in. Masses of water surrounding the two sisters...great...water...now what...wet...no fun...gawd...!

"Diane? If you are going to say 'Jump in the water naked with those two Saiyan's...I'll kill yah!" Demure Diana looked at her sister...whatever...

"Fine with me sis, I want to have my clothes clean and dry...so.here goes..." She tosses her shirt out, her slip and off she went...almost straight in the arms of the two men...great...sister dear had no sense of modesty...SHE on the other hand...!

In the bushes a young man around twenty-five had a face as red as a tomato. Quickly he ducked back in the bushes, his companion snickered a bit cruel. "You idiot...no wonder you're a virgin...it's just two men and two women skinny dipping..." The other man nodded. "That may be Arnold, I feel like a voyeur here...let's go..." He scrammed back from wherever he came. Arnold however looked with much glee how one of the two refused, and the other swimming. He did not know the two blokes...they were big...Yup...very...but he was stronger!

Impatient Sakura hopped from one foot on the other. Itching to get it but too shy. And the idea of her only shirt here, being drenched to see-through material didn't appeal in the slightest either. Life was so shitty.

"EWWW, you ass, why did you dump that silt in my hair!" One of the Saiyan's snickered before dunking under as she threw some water his way like a tidal wave. She turned to her edgy sister.

"Oh come on you idiot, their both under water now!" Sakura bit her lips. Um...um...okay. She yanked her shirt quickly out, nearly tripped over her slip and slammed flat on her stomach into the water. Wincing she resurfaced with a soar face.

"Ouch..."

"AH, the beauty has arrived!" Sounded behind her, exploding in a red colour she sunk down to her neck into the water. "Don't be shy, your body is gorgeous." Embarrassed she turned to him. Being...one of the Saiyan's. She tried to remember his name. Very bad at those...names...

"Nice of you to say. But I don't believe you...besides...WHAT DID YOU SEE? I hopped into the water and it isn't clean enough too see through..." He interrupted her embarrassed babbling as Diana laughed herself under water. Then she started water kicking.

"Only your head. Shish..." He muttered. She was uptight.

"Get off you idiot that tickles!" She yelled. Stunned both eyed her as the water around her bubbled. With a yelp she was thrown up 6 metre. Halfway the waterfall she stopped mid-air and dropped down again. Laughing thrilled she waved her arms and feet playfully before smashing back into the water. Sakura and Jagaime blinked under the tidal wave she caused.

"Your sister isn't that body shy." Jagaime began. Hovering around Sakura who tried to make some distance. He didn't make any passes to touch her or play like Yasai did. The water before Sakura lowered suddenly. A bit clumsy Jagaime grabbed her under her arms as it lurched up. Containing both her sister and a laughing Yasai who blasted up. Hovering one metre above the top of the waterfall. Diana glanced the 50 metres down...err...

"Um...Yasai? Um...I'm not afraid of heights but ah, isn't this a tad too high? Or is the water deep enough?" "Lets see..." he peered down at the deep dark spot of the lake. "Should be deep enough. And nope, never too high. Diana?" "Yeah?" "Good bye, you're the weakest link." And he dropped her.

"HOW DID YOU KNOOOOOOOOWWWWW?!" Splash. Yasai made a graceful dive down. Resurfacing beside a breathless Diana who had loved every second.

"You know what I saw while dropping down?" She asked coyly. Glancing at her sister who tried some graceful swimming...it didn't work out well. For one, Jagaime had to dart away from flailing feet sticking up and trying to get some balance. Second...she really sucked at it. Third... He paid too much attention to her rear. So he kind off deserved it.

"Shame on you for not noticing." Diana continued. Yasai eyed her more then curious. "I saw a man, watching me...I mean...my naked body...horny critter..." Yasai sniffed the air. Unconsciously hovering out of the water trying to localise this intruder. Jagaime shook some water out of his shaggy hair before joining him as they started conversing in a rapid tong.

"When you two are finished banging him up..." Diana started as Sakura butted in. "Will you teach me that language?" Both sisters wailed. Blinking stunned then started to laugh. The men nodded. Waving that away as they blurred from sight.