2. Girl prob.'s
"What are they up too?" Sakura asked, still in the lake as she swam to Diana in the seemingly bottomless centre.
"Oh I saw a bloke staring at us. A peeping Tom. Now they will kill him probably." "Why attack so soon. Maybe he's lost. Remember that story of Athena? The Greek goddess and her bathing time? Poor guy came by accident."
"Oh yeah? Then why was this one yanking his err...below the belt tool?" Sakura blinked. "Below the b...? AH. Nicely put. I'm impressed. No answer."
"I learned a bit from my sister...a BIT only." Sakura swatted some water at Diana. "Luv you!" Sakura nodded. "Sure yah do. What keeping them?" Diana laughed.
"I thought you'd love to get them out of the water." A bit embarrassed Sakura sighed. "Yeah well...when they were here, I at least knew where they were..."
"FOUND THEM!!" a voice exclaimed most content. Coming from the bushes...
"Good work love!" Diana yelled back to the voice of Yasai who returned butt naked from the bushes, grabbing a foot of an unknown male. Jagaime yanked a shrimp man by his upper arm behind him. Clearly not happy with the feeble man, while Yasai had a feistier male.
"AH mister yanking, doing hanky-panky!" Diana chided. Getting swatted by her 'beloved' sister. "Stop acting like a toddler!"
"He likes me while talking like that and I kinda like it, so get off. Yanky did...hehehe." It had to sink in before Sakura sighed. Sexist...She crossed her hands before her bosom as she swam to shallower grounds. Wishing truly she wasn't so ashamed for herself. And jealous again at her sister for being opposite of her. Hell, her Saiyan guy liked it. And the other seemed confused she, Sakura, was so...prudish. Was she?
"So, what were yah doing' looking at our gals?" Yasai asked, holding 'yanky' for lack of a better name upside down above the water. Ready to dunk his head under.
"FUCK YOU." Daft Yasai dropped him under water. "Wrong answer, and I don't do myself that quick." He yanked him up again as he coughed.
"You go Yasai, if any one is fucking you it'll be me!" Sakura whirled around red, Diana actually turned shades before slowly submerging herself smirking sheepish. Yasai eyed her highly bemused before the sputtering male drew his attention. Diana's nose still stuck from the water, as were her gold brown eyes.
"I'll keep you up on that offer Diana!" Yasai stated fond. Turning crimson she submerged completely. Bubbling a bit.
"Gods..." Sakura stammered. This had been most unwelcome information. Before her Diana resurfaced, blocked from sight by her sister.
"You know." Diana whispered. "I talk too much..." "Without thinking...uh huh." Sakura agreed. Diana snickered before turning Sakura around and hanging over her shoulder, her chest pressed against Sakura's back. Now she could see better. Prudish sis had her chest still tucked away under her arms. Two eager male blue eyes scanned over them. Sakura felt dirty as Diana felt...watched.
"Your creepy!" Diana whimpered. Then eyed him angrier. "Yasai he's doing it again. Eyeing us over as if he's undressing...never mind, vaporising the water around us! And I am 'yours' not his."
"I'm nobodies." Sakura needlessly informed. Getting swatted by Diana. The second bloke held by Jagaime had his hands before his eyes. Sighing Jagaime shook him a bit. What a dork. And what did, what-did-she-call-herself say? Nobodies? Interesting.
"Well?" Yasai asked after dunking him for the fifth time. He eyed the girls too much to his liking. "As soon as your gone, I'll take both, in the night, alone...with force...I hope they fight back..." The male stated.
Sakura was...horrified and turned as white as a sheet. Diana patted her sister's shoulders. Green as grass...poor thing. Yasai eyed the pale girl. Jagaime was fixed at the waters surface as well. Taking a woman against her wishes? WITH FORCE? All was fair in play between mates, but this perv obviously was no mate. Diana flicked her fingers before Sakura's face. Hello? Anybody home?
"Jagaime? She ain't home!" Diana chided nervous. Sakura however was home, but fixed on the third naked guy's belly today. Three naked men in her sight on one day...and before breakfast...a record or what? But this bloke who was training them was...HUGE...never fit...ouch...would it hurt? AHHH she didn't wanna! Jagaime threw the dork in the bushes and stamped past Yasai and the irritating over sexed bloke and hopped into the water. Wading over to the girls and daft blocked Sakura's view.
"Look up you silly girl." He ordered. Stunned Sakura did. "Do you really think that rat can pass me AND Yasai?" "Um..."
"WELL?" she cowered a bit before Diana suddenly flopped into water headfirst. Sakura clamping Jagaime. "Don't let him come close!" Content Jagaime put a hand on her shoulder as he turned to Yasai who snickered again.
"You heard her Yasai. Not close." Diana swam over to Yasai and emerged like a goddess from the water. Mister perv's eyes nearly dropped out of his head.
"See at what you never can get!" She chided, moving her chest proudly. Then fled back into the water. Her bravery, gone with the winds. Yasai smirked.
"Okay, say bye-bye, you're the SERIOUS weakest link. BYEEE." He threw the man over his shoulder and never looked where he landed. Which was...more then 7 kilometre away into a swamp. There he was attacked by a few thousand mosquitoes, and ran wailing like a child away. Swearing they hadn't seen the last of him. Of 'Arnold.'
*~*~*
"Okay, girls your skin is rippling now. Time to get out." Yasai stated back at the lake. Diana eagerly jumped out, aided by a strong arm of Yasai who waited for Sakura. But she had other plans.
"Turn around." She ordered. Speechless both Saiyan's eyed her. Was she serious? They eyed Diana for confirmation who nodded soar. So, shrugging they complied. Hearing some splashing and stumbling behind them. Yup...the edge was high. And unsteady. That's why Yasai had been willing to yank her out. But she was stubborn. Fine.
Sakura joined the two men. Each at least 3 heads taller then her. She already was dressed in her shirt and slip.
"You know...she's um 'untouched?'" She tried. Each eyed her curious. And now understanding. "And between you two and me, first time she saw a guy naked for real. TV screen, Kay, but for real? Nope. And you know soft sex films don't show anything. And Yasai? How the HELL do you know about 'Weakest Link?'"
"Well, I saw it once, we passed a back water planet who transmitted it. Kinda fun." Yasai explained as all three heard cursing and again someone falling backwards into the water.
"Shall I help?" Jagaime offered. "NO I'M FINE! THANKS FOR OFFERING, damned, goddamned NOOO..." splash. "Shall 'I' help sis?" Diana offered bemused.
"I'm FINE, however, if you really insist...YES." Each Saiyan clasped his mouth to keep the laughter fit inside. "AND I KNOW YOU TWO ARE LAUGHING AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Each man eyed the other snickering. It really was. And how did she know?
"YOUR SHOULDERS IMPS..." Something soggy smacked against they're backs, then their heads after several tries. Aim was wasted on her. Grabbing his back Yasai retrieved a hump of filth of the bottom of the lake. Hmm...
"Thanks, my skin needed It." he sneered. Something hard hit his head. Where did she find a stone? Not that it hurt much...Some splashing noises and something stirring on grass later...
"There, on the dry...now where did you drop your clothes?" Diana asked. Peering around. "Behind that stone." Sakura muttered. Rubbing her knee, which she scratched on the bank at her zillionth try to get out. She now hated the lake. Or better said, the bank, which decided to throw her back often. As if she were a beached fish. NOT.
"Well, I can't...AH found them." Proud Diana strolled back, eyeing her sis yanking the slip on, glaring at the snickering Saiyan's backs, before pulling the shirt over her torso. She then eyed the now peaceful lake, and started giggling. And couldn't control herself and entered a mighty fit.
"You didn't avoid the mud!" she exclaimed. "Aren't you fighters? WHY YOU DIDN'T DODGE THE MUD?" Diana eyed her rolling sister.
"Don't get too close to the water or you'll roll in..." They teased. Instantly Sakura stopped and eyed the water, which was well away.
"Nasty..." Diana snickered then yelped as Sakura ran after her. "Gentlemen, you can dress yourself...hey Sakura come on girl I didn't mean... OUCH WENCH!" Sakura bolted away with an angry Diana after her.
"Didn't mean it so hard!" Sakura explained. "SURE YAH DIDN'T COME HERE AND I'LL 'HUG' YAH!" "NO WAY!" Yasai and Jagaime eyed the yelling and screaming couple.
"Hmm...Good relationship. Fights are fought instantly not lingering about." Yasai stated content. "I like 'em." Jagaime muttered as both strolled to where they're armours and suits lay. However...their boots were missing?" Sour they turned after pulling the trousers on. The bickering girls weren't bickering anymore and testing their newest footwear. Diana stomping down on the ground as Sakura climbed a rock to see how much profile the soles had.
"I've found them..." Jagaime stated bemused. Yasai turned and blinked. Then pasted a bemused smile as well on his face.
"Well...they were barefoot...and who knows what kind of sharp things are around. I think their skin is more tender then ours. And I've missed running around barefoot." Yasai mused. Then winked at Jagaime. "If I were you I'd race to your girl's rear and hold her up, she's about to drop." And he was right. Sakura was holding on her fingernails. And her nails were not amused. Sour she eyed one before her nose.
"Bet their breaking again...err..." She sweat dropped...IDIOT! "Jaga!!!" she fell down, back first. Squeezing her eyes tight. If she didn't see it, it might not happen. Ostriches did it too. she suddenly remembered. Then she was unnaturally caught between two hard poles. One under her back, the other at her knees.
Confused she glanced up, as Diana applauded. "Nice catch!" she chided. "Huh? I thought I fell?" Sakura glanced up at Jagaime.
"You did. But you didn't hit the ground, neat eh? You should learn to fly. Shame I misplaced my scouter. I wonder at your power levels."
"ZILCH, NADA, NIENTE, NONE, ZERO!" Diana cheered. Sakura was put back on her feet.
"My sister, for your information we are ALIVE, so we have to have a little. Maybe 5 or more if we're lucky." "I have a little problem." Diana suddenly announced. They huddled together. "I lost my pack of cigarettes..." Sakura groaned. "Here we go again. Where did you leave it last?"
"Cigarettes?" Yasai muttered stunned. "Yes, and I left it on that stone, and now it's gone." Jagaime frowned as he pulled a soaked package from his suit.
"Is this it?" "AH...you found it!" Happy she took it, then her face fell. "Wet? SOAKED? AH?" She overacted and fake fainted against Jagaime, then glanced up, wrong bloke, and did the same act now falling against a snickering Yasai. AS before she was caught, while she clutched the soaked fine-cut and drenched tobacco.
"I'm okay now." she glanced up at the warming sun. "I ah..." she raced over to a flat stone and dumped the contents on it, lovingly stroke it over the stone equally. Before she rested her chin on it and just...stared. Curious Yasai strolled over and flopped beside her.
"Fascinating, tobacco..." He muttered. "Yeah, you should try it...after it dries again. But be careful, it's addictive. And it mutilates your lungs." "Hmm, I can take allot. Let alone some smoke." he boosted. "Your loss."
*~*~*
The quartet sat around the bonfire, which cast shadows around them No trace found of the 'dork' or of Perv. And the girls were happy about that. Luckily it wasn't that cold at night here. Wherever here was. Sighing Diana glanced at the jumping flames. She felt something. Would happen soon and was taking place in her body. She didn't like it at all and repeated inside her head, go away, not today, scram, DON'T... she stopped as Yasai crawled over and whiffed around her.
"Do you mind?" She snarled harsher then intended. He ignored her. "Hmm..." He sniffed some more before flinching as she yelled into his ear to knock it off. Hey, worked for her sister. And did like a charm for her now.
"You know, you both have nasal voices while screaming." Yasai humped. "Well excuse me, your acting all dog like. Butt off."
"I know what's bugging you, don't bite my head off over it." he snarled back. She stuck her tong out. "You're not a woman, you don't know it hurts like hell." Yasai snorted. "I've been wounded woman."
"Oh yeah? From the inside out? Not bloody likely. Unless you implode." Yasai blinked as Sakura snickered. "Um...back to the subject. You'll have a prob. soon. You smell all over." Yasai stated instead.
"Well thank you for informing!" she growled. "With what shall I fix it? Permanent in the lake? Gather weeds and leafs? The only piece of clothes I have I'm already warring! And I haven't seen a shopping mall anywhere!" She grabbed her hair frustrated as Sakura stopped laughing...oh shit... Jagaime strolled over to her back and sniffed around her.
"Oh-oh...Yasai? Double the problem." Jagaime muttered, pointing down. Sakura peered pissed up.
"I KNOW. We're always one day apart. And how did YOU know?" "You're her sister?" He stated bemused. Then turned serious. Stopping with the teasing. "Your body secretes a scent which is a bit sour. If we concentrate on bodily odours we can pick it up about 2 days before it happens."
"Wow, so all I have to do is keep you close and I know when to prepare eh?" Sakura snickered. Diana laughed before she turned pale and bolted cursing into the bushes. Jagaime ands Yasai eyed the other soar. Now what?
"YOU KNOW WE WOMEN ARE VERY INVENTIVE?" Diana shouted from the woods. "Where is the fur of that stag we had for dinner?" Yasai snapped his fingers in eureka way and bolted in the opposite direction. For minutes they waited until he returned panting a bit, from the sky. In his hands a very angry, ugly beast.
"I remember this critter from a planet I visited once." He explained. Jagaime snapped his fingers. "OFFCOURSE! Tarsi used it when she had her period as well, something about the hairs being hollow or something." Reluctant Diana peered from the bushes at Sakura who wasn't so charmed either.
"Hollow hairs? And we have to stuff that in our slips?" Sakura repeated. Diana laughed. Absurd, but if it worked... "GIMME!" she whined. Yasai eyed her playful, holding the clawing critter. What nails!
"NO Yasai, NOT alive!" he shrugged. Snapping the animal's neck with ease. "Only one problem." he stated. "I don't have a knife." "I have a look alike, ever heard of rocks?" Diana tossed it over to Yasai. She actually had cut herself during her mad dash to get there on it.
Yasai caught it, then threw both corps and 'knife' to Jagaime. "He's a better skinner then I am." he explained as Jagaime proudly commenced. Making Sakura sick who was too close. First the head off...and by accident? He rolled it towards her feet. She yelped and jumped up. Unfazed he continue. Cutting the skin off. Grossed out, Sakura stalked past Yasai to Diana and joined her in the bushes.
"Men are so...so...." She stammered at a loss for words. Diana patted her shoulders. "I know..."
"Done. Two each!" Jagaime walked to the couple and handed the slip sized err...skins. "This will itch so much..." Diana mused, yanking her slip down and pulling it quickly back up after inserting the 'sanitary-towel.' weary Sakura eyed it. Um...um...
"Ah funny, funny!!! Instant itch, come on Sakura, it's not that bad! Feels funny!" frowning Sakura copied her sister and moved a bit. And then to the left, and right.
"This is...indescribable..." She stated.
"I think we forgot something..." Jagaime mused. Yasai shrugged. "Can't be bad." "Well...I... It had something to do with the hairs..." Frustrated Jagaime flopped on the ground. Trying to remember.
"Come on, don't get a headache over it." Yasai teased. "It's important, and I forgot."
The girls started to giggle muffled as they scratched around a bit. The men tried to ignore them. Giggling started to get into laughter.
"I need a tree!" Sakura whined. "With a lump." "I need a MAN!" Jagaime snapped his fingers happily then his face fell.
"Oops...it stimulates their clitoris!" A bit soar Yasai eyed him. "Now he tells me, GIRLS GET IT OUT!"
"NO!" Both sung. Rubbing up against some tree bark. Then they bolted into the dark woods. "Great...just PERFECT!" Yasai knuckled Jagaime on his head. "Next time don't FORGET." "Hey, now you knew it too! Why blame me?" he sputtered as both hovered up to locate the runaways.
"What are they up too?" Sakura asked, still in the lake as she swam to Diana in the seemingly bottomless centre.
"Oh I saw a bloke staring at us. A peeping Tom. Now they will kill him probably." "Why attack so soon. Maybe he's lost. Remember that story of Athena? The Greek goddess and her bathing time? Poor guy came by accident."
"Oh yeah? Then why was this one yanking his err...below the belt tool?" Sakura blinked. "Below the b...? AH. Nicely put. I'm impressed. No answer."
"I learned a bit from my sister...a BIT only." Sakura swatted some water at Diana. "Luv you!" Sakura nodded. "Sure yah do. What keeping them?" Diana laughed.
"I thought you'd love to get them out of the water." A bit embarrassed Sakura sighed. "Yeah well...when they were here, I at least knew where they were..."
"FOUND THEM!!" a voice exclaimed most content. Coming from the bushes...
"Good work love!" Diana yelled back to the voice of Yasai who returned butt naked from the bushes, grabbing a foot of an unknown male. Jagaime yanked a shrimp man by his upper arm behind him. Clearly not happy with the feeble man, while Yasai had a feistier male.
"AH mister yanking, doing hanky-panky!" Diana chided. Getting swatted by her 'beloved' sister. "Stop acting like a toddler!"
"He likes me while talking like that and I kinda like it, so get off. Yanky did...hehehe." It had to sink in before Sakura sighed. Sexist...She crossed her hands before her bosom as she swam to shallower grounds. Wishing truly she wasn't so ashamed for herself. And jealous again at her sister for being opposite of her. Hell, her Saiyan guy liked it. And the other seemed confused she, Sakura, was so...prudish. Was she?
"So, what were yah doing' looking at our gals?" Yasai asked, holding 'yanky' for lack of a better name upside down above the water. Ready to dunk his head under.
"FUCK YOU." Daft Yasai dropped him under water. "Wrong answer, and I don't do myself that quick." He yanked him up again as he coughed.
"You go Yasai, if any one is fucking you it'll be me!" Sakura whirled around red, Diana actually turned shades before slowly submerging herself smirking sheepish. Yasai eyed her highly bemused before the sputtering male drew his attention. Diana's nose still stuck from the water, as were her gold brown eyes.
"I'll keep you up on that offer Diana!" Yasai stated fond. Turning crimson she submerged completely. Bubbling a bit.
"Gods..." Sakura stammered. This had been most unwelcome information. Before her Diana resurfaced, blocked from sight by her sister.
"You know." Diana whispered. "I talk too much..." "Without thinking...uh huh." Sakura agreed. Diana snickered before turning Sakura around and hanging over her shoulder, her chest pressed against Sakura's back. Now she could see better. Prudish sis had her chest still tucked away under her arms. Two eager male blue eyes scanned over them. Sakura felt dirty as Diana felt...watched.
"Your creepy!" Diana whimpered. Then eyed him angrier. "Yasai he's doing it again. Eyeing us over as if he's undressing...never mind, vaporising the water around us! And I am 'yours' not his."
"I'm nobodies." Sakura needlessly informed. Getting swatted by Diana. The second bloke held by Jagaime had his hands before his eyes. Sighing Jagaime shook him a bit. What a dork. And what did, what-did-she-call-herself say? Nobodies? Interesting.
"Well?" Yasai asked after dunking him for the fifth time. He eyed the girls too much to his liking. "As soon as your gone, I'll take both, in the night, alone...with force...I hope they fight back..." The male stated.
Sakura was...horrified and turned as white as a sheet. Diana patted her sister's shoulders. Green as grass...poor thing. Yasai eyed the pale girl. Jagaime was fixed at the waters surface as well. Taking a woman against her wishes? WITH FORCE? All was fair in play between mates, but this perv obviously was no mate. Diana flicked her fingers before Sakura's face. Hello? Anybody home?
"Jagaime? She ain't home!" Diana chided nervous. Sakura however was home, but fixed on the third naked guy's belly today. Three naked men in her sight on one day...and before breakfast...a record or what? But this bloke who was training them was...HUGE...never fit...ouch...would it hurt? AHHH she didn't wanna! Jagaime threw the dork in the bushes and stamped past Yasai and the irritating over sexed bloke and hopped into the water. Wading over to the girls and daft blocked Sakura's view.
"Look up you silly girl." He ordered. Stunned Sakura did. "Do you really think that rat can pass me AND Yasai?" "Um..."
"WELL?" she cowered a bit before Diana suddenly flopped into water headfirst. Sakura clamping Jagaime. "Don't let him come close!" Content Jagaime put a hand on her shoulder as he turned to Yasai who snickered again.
"You heard her Yasai. Not close." Diana swam over to Yasai and emerged like a goddess from the water. Mister perv's eyes nearly dropped out of his head.
"See at what you never can get!" She chided, moving her chest proudly. Then fled back into the water. Her bravery, gone with the winds. Yasai smirked.
"Okay, say bye-bye, you're the SERIOUS weakest link. BYEEE." He threw the man over his shoulder and never looked where he landed. Which was...more then 7 kilometre away into a swamp. There he was attacked by a few thousand mosquitoes, and ran wailing like a child away. Swearing they hadn't seen the last of him. Of 'Arnold.'
*~*~*
"Okay, girls your skin is rippling now. Time to get out." Yasai stated back at the lake. Diana eagerly jumped out, aided by a strong arm of Yasai who waited for Sakura. But she had other plans.
"Turn around." She ordered. Speechless both Saiyan's eyed her. Was she serious? They eyed Diana for confirmation who nodded soar. So, shrugging they complied. Hearing some splashing and stumbling behind them. Yup...the edge was high. And unsteady. That's why Yasai had been willing to yank her out. But she was stubborn. Fine.
Sakura joined the two men. Each at least 3 heads taller then her. She already was dressed in her shirt and slip.
"You know...she's um 'untouched?'" She tried. Each eyed her curious. And now understanding. "And between you two and me, first time she saw a guy naked for real. TV screen, Kay, but for real? Nope. And you know soft sex films don't show anything. And Yasai? How the HELL do you know about 'Weakest Link?'"
"Well, I saw it once, we passed a back water planet who transmitted it. Kinda fun." Yasai explained as all three heard cursing and again someone falling backwards into the water.
"Shall I help?" Jagaime offered. "NO I'M FINE! THANKS FOR OFFERING, damned, goddamned NOOO..." splash. "Shall 'I' help sis?" Diana offered bemused.
"I'm FINE, however, if you really insist...YES." Each Saiyan clasped his mouth to keep the laughter fit inside. "AND I KNOW YOU TWO ARE LAUGHING AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Each man eyed the other snickering. It really was. And how did she know?
"YOUR SHOULDERS IMPS..." Something soggy smacked against they're backs, then their heads after several tries. Aim was wasted on her. Grabbing his back Yasai retrieved a hump of filth of the bottom of the lake. Hmm...
"Thanks, my skin needed It." he sneered. Something hard hit his head. Where did she find a stone? Not that it hurt much...Some splashing noises and something stirring on grass later...
"There, on the dry...now where did you drop your clothes?" Diana asked. Peering around. "Behind that stone." Sakura muttered. Rubbing her knee, which she scratched on the bank at her zillionth try to get out. She now hated the lake. Or better said, the bank, which decided to throw her back often. As if she were a beached fish. NOT.
"Well, I can't...AH found them." Proud Diana strolled back, eyeing her sis yanking the slip on, glaring at the snickering Saiyan's backs, before pulling the shirt over her torso. She then eyed the now peaceful lake, and started giggling. And couldn't control herself and entered a mighty fit.
"You didn't avoid the mud!" she exclaimed. "Aren't you fighters? WHY YOU DIDN'T DODGE THE MUD?" Diana eyed her rolling sister.
"Don't get too close to the water or you'll roll in..." They teased. Instantly Sakura stopped and eyed the water, which was well away.
"Nasty..." Diana snickered then yelped as Sakura ran after her. "Gentlemen, you can dress yourself...hey Sakura come on girl I didn't mean... OUCH WENCH!" Sakura bolted away with an angry Diana after her.
"Didn't mean it so hard!" Sakura explained. "SURE YAH DIDN'T COME HERE AND I'LL 'HUG' YAH!" "NO WAY!" Yasai and Jagaime eyed the yelling and screaming couple.
"Hmm...Good relationship. Fights are fought instantly not lingering about." Yasai stated content. "I like 'em." Jagaime muttered as both strolled to where they're armours and suits lay. However...their boots were missing?" Sour they turned after pulling the trousers on. The bickering girls weren't bickering anymore and testing their newest footwear. Diana stomping down on the ground as Sakura climbed a rock to see how much profile the soles had.
"I've found them..." Jagaime stated bemused. Yasai turned and blinked. Then pasted a bemused smile as well on his face.
"Well...they were barefoot...and who knows what kind of sharp things are around. I think their skin is more tender then ours. And I've missed running around barefoot." Yasai mused. Then winked at Jagaime. "If I were you I'd race to your girl's rear and hold her up, she's about to drop." And he was right. Sakura was holding on her fingernails. And her nails were not amused. Sour she eyed one before her nose.
"Bet their breaking again...err..." She sweat dropped...IDIOT! "Jaga!!!" she fell down, back first. Squeezing her eyes tight. If she didn't see it, it might not happen. Ostriches did it too. she suddenly remembered. Then she was unnaturally caught between two hard poles. One under her back, the other at her knees.
Confused she glanced up, as Diana applauded. "Nice catch!" she chided. "Huh? I thought I fell?" Sakura glanced up at Jagaime.
"You did. But you didn't hit the ground, neat eh? You should learn to fly. Shame I misplaced my scouter. I wonder at your power levels."
"ZILCH, NADA, NIENTE, NONE, ZERO!" Diana cheered. Sakura was put back on her feet.
"My sister, for your information we are ALIVE, so we have to have a little. Maybe 5 or more if we're lucky." "I have a little problem." Diana suddenly announced. They huddled together. "I lost my pack of cigarettes..." Sakura groaned. "Here we go again. Where did you leave it last?"
"Cigarettes?" Yasai muttered stunned. "Yes, and I left it on that stone, and now it's gone." Jagaime frowned as he pulled a soaked package from his suit.
"Is this it?" "AH...you found it!" Happy she took it, then her face fell. "Wet? SOAKED? AH?" She overacted and fake fainted against Jagaime, then glanced up, wrong bloke, and did the same act now falling against a snickering Yasai. AS before she was caught, while she clutched the soaked fine-cut and drenched tobacco.
"I'm okay now." she glanced up at the warming sun. "I ah..." she raced over to a flat stone and dumped the contents on it, lovingly stroke it over the stone equally. Before she rested her chin on it and just...stared. Curious Yasai strolled over and flopped beside her.
"Fascinating, tobacco..." He muttered. "Yeah, you should try it...after it dries again. But be careful, it's addictive. And it mutilates your lungs." "Hmm, I can take allot. Let alone some smoke." he boosted. "Your loss."
*~*~*
The quartet sat around the bonfire, which cast shadows around them No trace found of the 'dork' or of Perv. And the girls were happy about that. Luckily it wasn't that cold at night here. Wherever here was. Sighing Diana glanced at the jumping flames. She felt something. Would happen soon and was taking place in her body. She didn't like it at all and repeated inside her head, go away, not today, scram, DON'T... she stopped as Yasai crawled over and whiffed around her.
"Do you mind?" She snarled harsher then intended. He ignored her. "Hmm..." He sniffed some more before flinching as she yelled into his ear to knock it off. Hey, worked for her sister. And did like a charm for her now.
"You know, you both have nasal voices while screaming." Yasai humped. "Well excuse me, your acting all dog like. Butt off."
"I know what's bugging you, don't bite my head off over it." he snarled back. She stuck her tong out. "You're not a woman, you don't know it hurts like hell." Yasai snorted. "I've been wounded woman."
"Oh yeah? From the inside out? Not bloody likely. Unless you implode." Yasai blinked as Sakura snickered. "Um...back to the subject. You'll have a prob. soon. You smell all over." Yasai stated instead.
"Well thank you for informing!" she growled. "With what shall I fix it? Permanent in the lake? Gather weeds and leafs? The only piece of clothes I have I'm already warring! And I haven't seen a shopping mall anywhere!" She grabbed her hair frustrated as Sakura stopped laughing...oh shit... Jagaime strolled over to her back and sniffed around her.
"Oh-oh...Yasai? Double the problem." Jagaime muttered, pointing down. Sakura peered pissed up.
"I KNOW. We're always one day apart. And how did YOU know?" "You're her sister?" He stated bemused. Then turned serious. Stopping with the teasing. "Your body secretes a scent which is a bit sour. If we concentrate on bodily odours we can pick it up about 2 days before it happens."
"Wow, so all I have to do is keep you close and I know when to prepare eh?" Sakura snickered. Diana laughed before she turned pale and bolted cursing into the bushes. Jagaime ands Yasai eyed the other soar. Now what?
"YOU KNOW WE WOMEN ARE VERY INVENTIVE?" Diana shouted from the woods. "Where is the fur of that stag we had for dinner?" Yasai snapped his fingers in eureka way and bolted in the opposite direction. For minutes they waited until he returned panting a bit, from the sky. In his hands a very angry, ugly beast.
"I remember this critter from a planet I visited once." He explained. Jagaime snapped his fingers. "OFFCOURSE! Tarsi used it when she had her period as well, something about the hairs being hollow or something." Reluctant Diana peered from the bushes at Sakura who wasn't so charmed either.
"Hollow hairs? And we have to stuff that in our slips?" Sakura repeated. Diana laughed. Absurd, but if it worked... "GIMME!" she whined. Yasai eyed her playful, holding the clawing critter. What nails!
"NO Yasai, NOT alive!" he shrugged. Snapping the animal's neck with ease. "Only one problem." he stated. "I don't have a knife." "I have a look alike, ever heard of rocks?" Diana tossed it over to Yasai. She actually had cut herself during her mad dash to get there on it.
Yasai caught it, then threw both corps and 'knife' to Jagaime. "He's a better skinner then I am." he explained as Jagaime proudly commenced. Making Sakura sick who was too close. First the head off...and by accident? He rolled it towards her feet. She yelped and jumped up. Unfazed he continue. Cutting the skin off. Grossed out, Sakura stalked past Yasai to Diana and joined her in the bushes.
"Men are so...so...." She stammered at a loss for words. Diana patted her shoulders. "I know..."
"Done. Two each!" Jagaime walked to the couple and handed the slip sized err...skins. "This will itch so much..." Diana mused, yanking her slip down and pulling it quickly back up after inserting the 'sanitary-towel.' weary Sakura eyed it. Um...um...
"Ah funny, funny!!! Instant itch, come on Sakura, it's not that bad! Feels funny!" frowning Sakura copied her sister and moved a bit. And then to the left, and right.
"This is...indescribable..." She stated.
"I think we forgot something..." Jagaime mused. Yasai shrugged. "Can't be bad." "Well...I... It had something to do with the hairs..." Frustrated Jagaime flopped on the ground. Trying to remember.
"Come on, don't get a headache over it." Yasai teased. "It's important, and I forgot."
The girls started to giggle muffled as they scratched around a bit. The men tried to ignore them. Giggling started to get into laughter.
"I need a tree!" Sakura whined. "With a lump." "I need a MAN!" Jagaime snapped his fingers happily then his face fell.
"Oops...it stimulates their clitoris!" A bit soar Yasai eyed him. "Now he tells me, GIRLS GET IT OUT!"
"NO!" Both sung. Rubbing up against some tree bark. Then they bolted into the dark woods. "Great...just PERFECT!" Yasai knuckled Jagaime on his head. "Next time don't FORGET." "Hey, now you knew it too! Why blame me?" he sputtered as both hovered up to locate the runaways.