6. Holding Cell
The male with really wacky hair escorted them.. Hair as most Saiyan's had, they discovered. This one had a few strains of bangs, which stood up, at impossible angles. Inside they discovered a duplicate, and still Diana had the feeling she had seen a third.
"Did they clone you?" Diana wondered when they were escorted to the others.
"No. Why?" One of the two asked. Sakura grinned.
"I know, your twins like us, only we're not identical twins, and you are." Diana heard this. "But then they have to be triplets...I saw another carried. He was knock out..."
"Ah that could be my father. Back early and knock out as usual." The one closest to Diana mused. "Actually, we are related, but not siblings." the one closest to Sakura informed.
"Ah Taurus, shuddup, you talk too much." He snorted. As he glared at the duplicate. "Kakarott shuddup first. They asked something okay? Besides even the king talked to them." "Your point being?" "God I hate my job..." The one Taurus grunted.
"So nice to have family in the palace and an honourable family." Kakarott mused sarcastic. They had entered a dusky building with scarce lighting. Two doors were opened each with an inhabitant already. Cells? Their faces dropped. Aw?
"You, OUT." Taurus snarled to one girl who whimpered in fright and refused to move. Calmly Kakarott leaned in, grabbed her arm and yanked her out and stuffed her in a fluent move into the other. She crashed against the first and tumbled inside."
"Kaneka!!" "Ate!" the two embraced as Taurus locked the door. "Oh happy day, give me a tissue..." Kakarott sneered.
"Oh get off it Kakarott. Ladies in please... You're just pissed because uncle didn't take you into his team." "Come ON, I'm not so shallow!" "Yes you are." Curious the girls eyed the bickering.
"Your sure your not siblings?" Sakura asked curiously. "Sometimes, I'm indeed wondering if father told the truth!" Taurus eyed Kakarott nasty. "My mother and father are FINE. I can't help it our fathers are twins!" "Okay, ladies, enter please and ignore his foul mood."
"FINE IGNORE ME WILL YAH!" Kakarott eyed them sour. Diana kissed his cheek. Sakura yanked him down and kissed his nose tip.
"There, not so angry." she stated, before calmly joining a smirking Diana. Taurus laughed as he closed the door. Kakarott stood rooted.
"Hot boy!!" Taurus teased. He was shoved into the wall. "I had something you'll never have! Two ladies of the king kissing me!" Kakarott boosted in a better mood. "Father won't believe this!" he mused as he walked away. Laughing Taurus followed.
*~*~*
The cell was...dark...had rats...was damp...stinking...no window...they didn't like it. Moody Diana flopped on the board, which was a bunk. Sakura touched about and hit her head against the top bunk.
"Found it..." she muttered soar. Diana snickered. "You and hard objects don't get along eh? A rock...shorelines...trees..." "Shuddup, I have a headache." "Wonder why..." For awhile they were silent.
"Do you think we'll ever get home?" "Sure we will." Diana assured.
"I wonder who dropped us at that planet." Sakura mused on. "No idea sis...sec...tip? Stuff your ears." instantly Sakura complied. Diana NEVER gave that tip unless she would yell hard.
"KAKAROTT, GET YOUR CUTE HINEY HERE!!!" Diana wailed, even through the closed ears of Sakura it sounded hard, maybe due to the echo in the room. They heard after a while and several more yells feel walking their way, a key, then at last the door opened with Kakarott coyly in the door opening.
"You hollered?" "Yeah." Diana stated beaming, then turned serious. "Cutie, look around. Anything amiss?" Kakarott eyed the small cell.
"Nope." "A PEE HOLE!" Sakura snickered. "Next to that, a window, blankets, light, food and water. And something to kill rats with."
"Rats?" Kakarott glanced under the bed and shot blue light beams for 6 times. "What rats?" "Thanks, leaves: windows, food, water, blankets, light." Kakarott scratched his hair thinking.
"Window, no go. Food, maybe, water, okay, blankets...hmm...maybe...light, sorry." "What sorry?" Diana snarled disdain. "I worked my ass off for the day and this is what I get? Not even a shower? And the king tomorrow and I will smell bad and how can I make my self pretty in dark and...ah mirror too." Kakarott sweat dropped. What a list.
"I'll be back." he promised and left.
After some time he returned with an oil lamp. A shard of mirror, two blankets, even two pillows, bread and water being carried by Taurus who was smirking. Fond Sakura took the pillow and blanket. On face height she yanked Taurus close and pecked him on both cheeks. Then snared Kakarott giving him the same treatment.
"Always knew that 'Ask and it shall be given' worked! Thanks gentleman!" the boys smirked. "Actually you're the first to ask, the others are too scared and some are here for days." Taurus told them. The lamp was hung on Sakura's bed, dangling down to light the small cell and Diana's bed. Pillow and blanket dropped on her bed as Sakura tucked herself in already. The food and water handed to both.
"There, our catering is done." Kakarott stated bemused. "Thank you Kakarott and Taurus! Have sweet dreams!" the girls sung together. The duplicates snickered in the doorway.
"I doubt it. Whimpering women for rats..." Kakarott mused. "Others whining in terror..." Taurus added. "Only time I'll whimper is when I need male satisfaction." Diana mused bold. Both Saiyan's blinked before laughing.
"Do call." Taurus requested. Sakura leaned over the edge at Diana. "Don't you dare in this cell!" she warned.
"You heard her..." Diana stated sad. Then Sakura glanced at the boys. "I wonder how identical you both are..." they turned a shade darker.
"Yes...well..." Kakarott stammered. "Oh Taurus?" Diana purred. "I'm cold and lonely..." "You're wicked..." Taurus snickered. "Kakarott? If they go at it, we could make noise too..." Sakura mused. Diana peered up. Wot? Her sis finally was growing up? She was so proud!
"You know what? I don't think there will be much sleeping here tonight." Taurus muttered scratching his head. "You stick with 'em, I'll be back soon with the cards."
Suddenly a woman yelped. "RAT...RAT!! OW IT BIT!!! AH" Taurus already left so Kakarott eyed the sisters warning. They sat innocently as he stalked off, hollered at the women to shut her lid and shot the offending rat. When he returned they hadn't moved and eyed him pleased.
"Welcome back..." Diana stated fond. Sakura slid down and rubbed against his suit. "Missed yah..." He laughed as he held her at bay. "Sure you did. TAURUS GET YOUR TAIL HERE! The rats have dinner time!" Running boots came their way. Diana leaned out of the open door.
"HI HUN! What kept you so long?" Diana asked. He entered and put an arm around her and directed her to the bunks.
"Well, I brought some snacks." he dropped his right arm load, sacks with colours tumbled down. Together with a pack of cards. Sakura snatched it and eyed each card. Bit different then home but usable. All the queens had monkey tails, as had all other picture cards, aces had huge monkeys and moon on it.
"Well ladies, what shall it be? Normal poker, snack poker, strip poker?" Diana and Sakura eyed the other beaming.
"Strip!" both chimed. Eager the boys sat down. Strip it was.
One hour later... sour Taurus dropped his shirt.
"You're cheating." Taurus grumbled. "You brought the cards how can we cheat?" Diana asked calmly. "You never asked if we could play Taurus. We used to be high-school champs." Sakura snickered.
Both men groaned. One of the prisoners yelped. Both jumped up and got stuck in the doorframe.
"You better stay Taurus, I at least have my suit on." Kakarott chided. Both sisters eyed the other. He was next. Couldn't have Taurus losing all he had.
3 hours later.
Sakura yawned. Taurus in his shorts. Kakarott shorts and shirt, she and Diana both without dress, still in underwear though. And not because they lost. But to be fair. Both boys tail lashed in concentration. Sakura yawned again.
"I know another game...:" she mused. Kakarott tossed his losing cards away. "Shoot." "Truth an dare." Diana clasped her hands. "Ah goody!" both Saiyan's eyed them blankly. "What?" Diana eyed them impatient.
"Truth, you tell the truth, dare, you do the dare. One person both offers question or dare, before the one who did the required gets the turn." she explained. Little kids knew how to play T&D.
"Okay...who begins?" Taurus asked. "I'll start and pick Diana to show you the workings." Sakura stated. Both Saiyan's eagerly agreed while dressing again.
"Sakura, truth or dare?" Sakura asked smirking. "Dare." Diana swiftly replied, adoring the game. "I dare you too..." Sakura thought about it. "Jump off my bunk and into Taurus's arms or smack into the ground."
"Okay!" Eagerly Diana climbed the beds, as Taurus rubbed his hands to play catch. "Don't jump too far now!" he stated. Diana waved it away. Standing crunched and ready for the launch.
"3...2...1!" she jumped and was caught mid-air by a skilled Taurus. Grinning she was put back on her feet. 'My turn!" she sung. "Taurus?" she asked after all sat down. The boys were liking the game. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare." "I dare you...to go to the nearest bar, return with 4 beers and return in 2 minutes, without spilling a drop." He sweat-dropped.
"Do you have any idea how crowded it is at this time?" Diana shrugged. "Times ticking..." Kakarott laughed as Taurus bolted away. Panting he returned one minute and 45 seconds later. He also wore a black eye. The girls buzzed around him.
"You poor thing..." "Told you they wouldn't like it." Taurus muttered, as he handed the glasses to each. Diana eyed Sakura weary. "How much alcohol is in one glass?" She inquired, as Sakura zipped curious. "Not much 9%?" Diana winced. That oath wasn't used to it! Sakura downed it and snatched Taurus's glass as well and downed it before Taurus had a chance. She burped.
"Excuse me." She muttered bemused. Gosh it was warmer. "Err...okay. Taurus, your turn." Taurus pondered it.
"Kakarott? Truth or dare?" "I don't like either, truth." Taurus eyed him disdain. "Wimp. Fine. Truth. With how many girls did you sleep?" "4." "4? WHEN?" soar Kakarott eyed Diana. "Can he ask still?" "Nope, only one question, he asked how many, not when. Your turn." happy Kakarott sneered at Taurus.
"Sakura, truth or dare." she glanced up from Kakarott's snagged glass. Huh? "Um...dare?" Smirking Kakarott eyed her. What to ask...hmm... "I dare you, to walk past all doors of this floor, knock on the door, tell them your name and what you did with the king today."
Instantly Sakura rose. OKAY. Happily she wavered past Kakarott who supported her a bit as she dropped an empty glass. "From which side do I start?" she asked a bit drunk. "Right." She eyed her hands, right...um...that hand? She held up her left. Kakarott laughed and tagged her right shoulder. Okay. Easy. Using the door as a hang on she peered down the hall...err...long. She first walked to the wall before turning. Slammed on the metal door.
"Names Sakura, and I archived the king and made him laugh." And she walked to the second. Repeating the same line until she came to their own. Slammed on the open door and repeated before moving to the left. The three wailed in glee as she worked down the remaining cell doors and flopped content before the others. "DONE." she needlessly announced.
"KAKAROTT, TAURUS WHERE ARE YOU WITH YOUR LAZY ASSES!" A voice hollered. Sakura having an ear for voices giggled.
"Commander Nappa." the girls giggled, as the boys paled. What? In whirlwind all was shoved under Diana's bunk. Fascinated both drunks eyed the quick working Saiyan's. Kakarott flung a giggling Sakura up on one, Taurus stuffing Diana in hers. The lamp turned very low and under the bed of Diana. They raced out and locked the door. Trying to ignore the giggling about quick cleaning men.
"We shouldn't have given them a second round..." Taurus muttered soar. "I wonder how they got their hands on our glasses..." Kakarott agreed as both ran down the hall to the grouchy commander.
"I came for a last check." Nappa grumbled. "Yes sir." they replied. He passed the cells. Hearing some chattering teeth until he passed a loud cell with two chattering girls.
"I smell something..." Sakura mused. "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's grouchy commander Nappa, is it him you smell?" "Nope, it's not him." "Ah then it's me, I'm having a cigarettes." Smoke exited through the small bars in the door. How much smoke did one cigarette emit? All three Saiyan's mused.
"Nope, it ain't that." "You know, my back is getting all warmed up, since when do we have central heating here?" "Dunno. I'm still cold. Say Diana, your hogging all oxygen, you gotto stop! Go lie up here, it'll last longer!"
"Shush, don't be so moody, I put it out hours before." "Liar, liar, pant's on fire!" They heard a sniffing sound. "Your right! Hey, the light's a bit brighter. They heard some scurrying about.
"Hey sis, I wanna save me blanket! Can I sacrifice the water?" "My bladder is stuffed, recycle?"
"NO, I wanna have a clean blanket! Go pee over your own!" "Keep your shorts on! Only an offer!"
"KAKAROTT!!! I GOTTO PEE!!!" Both Kakarott and Taurus tried hard not to cry in glee. Nappa dummified until he heard a splash of water.
"Now you did it..." "Did wot?" "That water...unlocked mine..." "You're kidding..." "Nope, I wet myself! KAKAROTTTTT!!! YOUR FAULT!!!" They heard Sakura whimper and sniff. "My pretty dress..." Diana whimpered and cried in glee.
"Your not NICE, my only clothes, now I can't be pretty for the king!" Angry they heard someone being kicked. "HEY! Ain't my fault!!" Diana muttered soar.
"Shuddup. KAKAROTT, HOPE YOU CAN WORK THE LAUNDRY MACHINE! AND DON'T LET IT TURN COLOURS OR SHRINK!" they eyed the dress which was stuffed out, a mattress, and even nickers.
"HURRY TOO, OUR BLANKETS BOTH ARE SOAKED!" Sakura growled.
The boys lay crying on the ground as Nappa ordered to indeed clean the mess up, before stalking away and leaving them to it.
"Girls...what happened?" Taurus asked as he opened the door. Sakura sulked in a corner with her pillow stuffed before her.
"Well the blanket caught flame cause of the lamp, and then I threw water over it, and her bladder failed...and so...so...this happened." Diana explained.
"I see..." Taurus grinned as Kakarott returned with two dry blankets. Carefully he tucked one around a grateful Sakura and soon returned with a new mattress as well and dumped it on the top bunk.
The male with really wacky hair escorted them.. Hair as most Saiyan's had, they discovered. This one had a few strains of bangs, which stood up, at impossible angles. Inside they discovered a duplicate, and still Diana had the feeling she had seen a third.
"Did they clone you?" Diana wondered when they were escorted to the others.
"No. Why?" One of the two asked. Sakura grinned.
"I know, your twins like us, only we're not identical twins, and you are." Diana heard this. "But then they have to be triplets...I saw another carried. He was knock out..."
"Ah that could be my father. Back early and knock out as usual." The one closest to Diana mused. "Actually, we are related, but not siblings." the one closest to Sakura informed.
"Ah Taurus, shuddup, you talk too much." He snorted. As he glared at the duplicate. "Kakarott shuddup first. They asked something okay? Besides even the king talked to them." "Your point being?" "God I hate my job..." The one Taurus grunted.
"So nice to have family in the palace and an honourable family." Kakarott mused sarcastic. They had entered a dusky building with scarce lighting. Two doors were opened each with an inhabitant already. Cells? Their faces dropped. Aw?
"You, OUT." Taurus snarled to one girl who whimpered in fright and refused to move. Calmly Kakarott leaned in, grabbed her arm and yanked her out and stuffed her in a fluent move into the other. She crashed against the first and tumbled inside."
"Kaneka!!" "Ate!" the two embraced as Taurus locked the door. "Oh happy day, give me a tissue..." Kakarott sneered.
"Oh get off it Kakarott. Ladies in please... You're just pissed because uncle didn't take you into his team." "Come ON, I'm not so shallow!" "Yes you are." Curious the girls eyed the bickering.
"Your sure your not siblings?" Sakura asked curiously. "Sometimes, I'm indeed wondering if father told the truth!" Taurus eyed Kakarott nasty. "My mother and father are FINE. I can't help it our fathers are twins!" "Okay, ladies, enter please and ignore his foul mood."
"FINE IGNORE ME WILL YAH!" Kakarott eyed them sour. Diana kissed his cheek. Sakura yanked him down and kissed his nose tip.
"There, not so angry." she stated, before calmly joining a smirking Diana. Taurus laughed as he closed the door. Kakarott stood rooted.
"Hot boy!!" Taurus teased. He was shoved into the wall. "I had something you'll never have! Two ladies of the king kissing me!" Kakarott boosted in a better mood. "Father won't believe this!" he mused as he walked away. Laughing Taurus followed.
*~*~*
The cell was...dark...had rats...was damp...stinking...no window...they didn't like it. Moody Diana flopped on the board, which was a bunk. Sakura touched about and hit her head against the top bunk.
"Found it..." she muttered soar. Diana snickered. "You and hard objects don't get along eh? A rock...shorelines...trees..." "Shuddup, I have a headache." "Wonder why..." For awhile they were silent.
"Do you think we'll ever get home?" "Sure we will." Diana assured.
"I wonder who dropped us at that planet." Sakura mused on. "No idea sis...sec...tip? Stuff your ears." instantly Sakura complied. Diana NEVER gave that tip unless she would yell hard.
"KAKAROTT, GET YOUR CUTE HINEY HERE!!!" Diana wailed, even through the closed ears of Sakura it sounded hard, maybe due to the echo in the room. They heard after a while and several more yells feel walking their way, a key, then at last the door opened with Kakarott coyly in the door opening.
"You hollered?" "Yeah." Diana stated beaming, then turned serious. "Cutie, look around. Anything amiss?" Kakarott eyed the small cell.
"Nope." "A PEE HOLE!" Sakura snickered. "Next to that, a window, blankets, light, food and water. And something to kill rats with."
"Rats?" Kakarott glanced under the bed and shot blue light beams for 6 times. "What rats?" "Thanks, leaves: windows, food, water, blankets, light." Kakarott scratched his hair thinking.
"Window, no go. Food, maybe, water, okay, blankets...hmm...maybe...light, sorry." "What sorry?" Diana snarled disdain. "I worked my ass off for the day and this is what I get? Not even a shower? And the king tomorrow and I will smell bad and how can I make my self pretty in dark and...ah mirror too." Kakarott sweat dropped. What a list.
"I'll be back." he promised and left.
After some time he returned with an oil lamp. A shard of mirror, two blankets, even two pillows, bread and water being carried by Taurus who was smirking. Fond Sakura took the pillow and blanket. On face height she yanked Taurus close and pecked him on both cheeks. Then snared Kakarott giving him the same treatment.
"Always knew that 'Ask and it shall be given' worked! Thanks gentleman!" the boys smirked. "Actually you're the first to ask, the others are too scared and some are here for days." Taurus told them. The lamp was hung on Sakura's bed, dangling down to light the small cell and Diana's bed. Pillow and blanket dropped on her bed as Sakura tucked herself in already. The food and water handed to both.
"There, our catering is done." Kakarott stated bemused. "Thank you Kakarott and Taurus! Have sweet dreams!" the girls sung together. The duplicates snickered in the doorway.
"I doubt it. Whimpering women for rats..." Kakarott mused. "Others whining in terror..." Taurus added. "Only time I'll whimper is when I need male satisfaction." Diana mused bold. Both Saiyan's blinked before laughing.
"Do call." Taurus requested. Sakura leaned over the edge at Diana. "Don't you dare in this cell!" she warned.
"You heard her..." Diana stated sad. Then Sakura glanced at the boys. "I wonder how identical you both are..." they turned a shade darker.
"Yes...well..." Kakarott stammered. "Oh Taurus?" Diana purred. "I'm cold and lonely..." "You're wicked..." Taurus snickered. "Kakarott? If they go at it, we could make noise too..." Sakura mused. Diana peered up. Wot? Her sis finally was growing up? She was so proud!
"You know what? I don't think there will be much sleeping here tonight." Taurus muttered scratching his head. "You stick with 'em, I'll be back soon with the cards."
Suddenly a woman yelped. "RAT...RAT!! OW IT BIT!!! AH" Taurus already left so Kakarott eyed the sisters warning. They sat innocently as he stalked off, hollered at the women to shut her lid and shot the offending rat. When he returned they hadn't moved and eyed him pleased.
"Welcome back..." Diana stated fond. Sakura slid down and rubbed against his suit. "Missed yah..." He laughed as he held her at bay. "Sure you did. TAURUS GET YOUR TAIL HERE! The rats have dinner time!" Running boots came their way. Diana leaned out of the open door.
"HI HUN! What kept you so long?" Diana asked. He entered and put an arm around her and directed her to the bunks.
"Well, I brought some snacks." he dropped his right arm load, sacks with colours tumbled down. Together with a pack of cards. Sakura snatched it and eyed each card. Bit different then home but usable. All the queens had monkey tails, as had all other picture cards, aces had huge monkeys and moon on it.
"Well ladies, what shall it be? Normal poker, snack poker, strip poker?" Diana and Sakura eyed the other beaming.
"Strip!" both chimed. Eager the boys sat down. Strip it was.
One hour later... sour Taurus dropped his shirt.
"You're cheating." Taurus grumbled. "You brought the cards how can we cheat?" Diana asked calmly. "You never asked if we could play Taurus. We used to be high-school champs." Sakura snickered.
Both men groaned. One of the prisoners yelped. Both jumped up and got stuck in the doorframe.
"You better stay Taurus, I at least have my suit on." Kakarott chided. Both sisters eyed the other. He was next. Couldn't have Taurus losing all he had.
3 hours later.
Sakura yawned. Taurus in his shorts. Kakarott shorts and shirt, she and Diana both without dress, still in underwear though. And not because they lost. But to be fair. Both boys tail lashed in concentration. Sakura yawned again.
"I know another game...:" she mused. Kakarott tossed his losing cards away. "Shoot." "Truth an dare." Diana clasped her hands. "Ah goody!" both Saiyan's eyed them blankly. "What?" Diana eyed them impatient.
"Truth, you tell the truth, dare, you do the dare. One person both offers question or dare, before the one who did the required gets the turn." she explained. Little kids knew how to play T&D.
"Okay...who begins?" Taurus asked. "I'll start and pick Diana to show you the workings." Sakura stated. Both Saiyan's eagerly agreed while dressing again.
"Sakura, truth or dare?" Sakura asked smirking. "Dare." Diana swiftly replied, adoring the game. "I dare you too..." Sakura thought about it. "Jump off my bunk and into Taurus's arms or smack into the ground."
"Okay!" Eagerly Diana climbed the beds, as Taurus rubbed his hands to play catch. "Don't jump too far now!" he stated. Diana waved it away. Standing crunched and ready for the launch.
"3...2...1!" she jumped and was caught mid-air by a skilled Taurus. Grinning she was put back on her feet. 'My turn!" she sung. "Taurus?" she asked after all sat down. The boys were liking the game. "Truth or dare?"
"Dare." "I dare you...to go to the nearest bar, return with 4 beers and return in 2 minutes, without spilling a drop." He sweat-dropped.
"Do you have any idea how crowded it is at this time?" Diana shrugged. "Times ticking..." Kakarott laughed as Taurus bolted away. Panting he returned one minute and 45 seconds later. He also wore a black eye. The girls buzzed around him.
"You poor thing..." "Told you they wouldn't like it." Taurus muttered, as he handed the glasses to each. Diana eyed Sakura weary. "How much alcohol is in one glass?" She inquired, as Sakura zipped curious. "Not much 9%?" Diana winced. That oath wasn't used to it! Sakura downed it and snatched Taurus's glass as well and downed it before Taurus had a chance. She burped.
"Excuse me." She muttered bemused. Gosh it was warmer. "Err...okay. Taurus, your turn." Taurus pondered it.
"Kakarott? Truth or dare?" "I don't like either, truth." Taurus eyed him disdain. "Wimp. Fine. Truth. With how many girls did you sleep?" "4." "4? WHEN?" soar Kakarott eyed Diana. "Can he ask still?" "Nope, only one question, he asked how many, not when. Your turn." happy Kakarott sneered at Taurus.
"Sakura, truth or dare." she glanced up from Kakarott's snagged glass. Huh? "Um...dare?" Smirking Kakarott eyed her. What to ask...hmm... "I dare you, to walk past all doors of this floor, knock on the door, tell them your name and what you did with the king today."
Instantly Sakura rose. OKAY. Happily she wavered past Kakarott who supported her a bit as she dropped an empty glass. "From which side do I start?" she asked a bit drunk. "Right." She eyed her hands, right...um...that hand? She held up her left. Kakarott laughed and tagged her right shoulder. Okay. Easy. Using the door as a hang on she peered down the hall...err...long. She first walked to the wall before turning. Slammed on the metal door.
"Names Sakura, and I archived the king and made him laugh." And she walked to the second. Repeating the same line until she came to their own. Slammed on the open door and repeated before moving to the left. The three wailed in glee as she worked down the remaining cell doors and flopped content before the others. "DONE." she needlessly announced.
"KAKAROTT, TAURUS WHERE ARE YOU WITH YOUR LAZY ASSES!" A voice hollered. Sakura having an ear for voices giggled.
"Commander Nappa." the girls giggled, as the boys paled. What? In whirlwind all was shoved under Diana's bunk. Fascinated both drunks eyed the quick working Saiyan's. Kakarott flung a giggling Sakura up on one, Taurus stuffing Diana in hers. The lamp turned very low and under the bed of Diana. They raced out and locked the door. Trying to ignore the giggling about quick cleaning men.
"We shouldn't have given them a second round..." Taurus muttered soar. "I wonder how they got their hands on our glasses..." Kakarott agreed as both ran down the hall to the grouchy commander.
"I came for a last check." Nappa grumbled. "Yes sir." they replied. He passed the cells. Hearing some chattering teeth until he passed a loud cell with two chattering girls.
"I smell something..." Sakura mused. "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's grouchy commander Nappa, is it him you smell?" "Nope, it's not him." "Ah then it's me, I'm having a cigarettes." Smoke exited through the small bars in the door. How much smoke did one cigarette emit? All three Saiyan's mused.
"Nope, it ain't that." "You know, my back is getting all warmed up, since when do we have central heating here?" "Dunno. I'm still cold. Say Diana, your hogging all oxygen, you gotto stop! Go lie up here, it'll last longer!"
"Shush, don't be so moody, I put it out hours before." "Liar, liar, pant's on fire!" They heard a sniffing sound. "Your right! Hey, the light's a bit brighter. They heard some scurrying about.
"Hey sis, I wanna save me blanket! Can I sacrifice the water?" "My bladder is stuffed, recycle?"
"NO, I wanna have a clean blanket! Go pee over your own!" "Keep your shorts on! Only an offer!"
"KAKAROTT!!! I GOTTO PEE!!!" Both Kakarott and Taurus tried hard not to cry in glee. Nappa dummified until he heard a splash of water.
"Now you did it..." "Did wot?" "That water...unlocked mine..." "You're kidding..." "Nope, I wet myself! KAKAROTTTTT!!! YOUR FAULT!!!" They heard Sakura whimper and sniff. "My pretty dress..." Diana whimpered and cried in glee.
"Your not NICE, my only clothes, now I can't be pretty for the king!" Angry they heard someone being kicked. "HEY! Ain't my fault!!" Diana muttered soar.
"Shuddup. KAKAROTT, HOPE YOU CAN WORK THE LAUNDRY MACHINE! AND DON'T LET IT TURN COLOURS OR SHRINK!" they eyed the dress which was stuffed out, a mattress, and even nickers.
"HURRY TOO, OUR BLANKETS BOTH ARE SOAKED!" Sakura growled.
The boys lay crying on the ground as Nappa ordered to indeed clean the mess up, before stalking away and leaving them to it.
"Girls...what happened?" Taurus asked as he opened the door. Sakura sulked in a corner with her pillow stuffed before her.
"Well the blanket caught flame cause of the lamp, and then I threw water over it, and her bladder failed...and so...so...this happened." Diana explained.
"I see..." Taurus grinned as Kakarott returned with two dry blankets. Carefully he tucked one around a grateful Sakura and soon returned with a new mattress as well and dumped it on the top bunk.