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*** 7. Kings decision
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Kakarott slammed on the door he now knew well. He heard nothing? Curious he kicked a dent into the door. Still nothing. Huh? He unlocked the door and peered inside the dark room. Diana was draped against the wall with her feet flopped over the edge. Sakura lay with her arm flopped over the edge and snored a bit. Kakarott snickered. Picture time...unfortunately, he had no camera. He waved Taurus over and yanked him inside. Both amazed over the way they managed to sleep through all the noises of the dawn. Women were shoved into the shower area, they screamed, cursed and cried while these two, simply slept...and slept...
"Oh girls?" Kakarott sung. "Hmm? What?" Diana mumbled from far away. No answer came from the top bunk. Still comatose. "Rise and shine!"
"Rise? No way, shine, shoot the fucking sun." Taurus snickered. MORNING GRUDGE!! Daft he and Kakarott yanked each from her bed and carried them into the shower rooms. Dumping them in a freezing tub. Shrieking and with chattering teeth they resurfaced. Diana wailing for her dress before laughing.
"I LOVE IT! But my SMOKES ARE WET AGAIN!" "Smokes? Oh yeah, she was smoking like a chimney last night..." Taurus remembered. Around them shy naked who were shoved by some female Saiyan's. Sakura spotted one and cried out her name.
"CELIPA!!! MORNING!!! bit cold eh?" Celipa snickered as she walked to the edge. "Morning, whatcha doing there? It's wet y'know." She bend and scooped them up by their wrists. Soaked they snickered.
"Morning bath, but my smokes are soaked." Pouting Diana presented the tobacco. "Poor thing. TAURUS YOU RETARD! GET THAT GIRL SOME SMOKES!"
"AND ME SOME BEER!" Sakura wailed. "Beer? This early?" "Early? DUH, late, haven't slept..." Sakura yawned as she strolled past the boys to the warm showers.
Diana eagerly accepted the spare smokes Celipa brought for her, and cherished them. Celipa frowned as she was raised to half godly state by Diana who quickly lighted one. A lone package floating still in the water.
"Taurus? I expect a new one, just bought it yesterday." Diana warned as she inhaled. Ah...not as good as at home, but good enough. Taurus stuck his tong out.
"You almost smoked all up last night!" "FUCK YOU, did not! Was my 'old' package." Taurus blinked. 2 packages? Talking about a chimney...
Dripping wet with only a towel around her, Sakura patted back. "Ale?" She asked. "You know sis? Taurus is a son of a bitch." Taurus laughed. "Bet my Okasan won't like to hear that. "Matter of speech, did you know what he did?" Diana ran to Sakura who whined for ale, grabbing her hands. "He gave me the, smoking like a chimney, look!" Sakura shook her head to clear it.
"He did WOT?" Flanking, side by side the couple glared daggers at Taurus. "Witch walk." She announced peeved. Stunned every one forgot what they were doing, as the couple did the east wick walk. Meaning, swooping their legs wide from left to really left, and right to really right. And in sync. Hooked arms...the works. Taurus didn't know what to think or do. This was ridiculous...Kakarott snickered as Celipa cried in glee in one of the hot tubs.
Diverting Taurus's attention to their walk the two decided on a tactic they both approved. Walking the walk up close they hopped into the air, both with a popped vein landing with their heel and full weight on either tow of Taurus. So they weren't that heavy. So the impact wasn't that much. It worked for them as both pulled back a fist, a right and left and slammed into his eyes. They were such a good team! Celipa bubbled under water. Kakarott shouted in glee as Taurus rubbed his eyes out. Content the sisters retreated into the showers, after ordering Kakarott to vetch Sakura some ale. ***
"Oh ain't that pretty?" Diana pointed at a long sleeved dress on the market place they passed. Looked allot like Marrakesh. Just as disorganised, but homey. Sales people shouting prices in language they didn't understand. After some threats from fellow prisoners Diana and Sakura held low profile...year RIGHT. Not, they tagged in the back along, while the girls were 'escorted' to the palace to present to the king. Their hair covering their foreheads. It was the stamp which made them unpopular. That and Sakura's drunken announcements. Diana clueless why they were so pissed at them. Shoved it on account of them having blankets and food, while the others had been freezing. Jealousy. So they were scared shitless to what the king had in store for them. As if they weren't.
To be honest, she and Sakura were scared shitless as well. But shrivelling up terrified didn't help much among warriors. They'd just loath you for it. They did the second best thing. Hakuna Matata. If you can't beat them, join them. Do in Rome as the roman's doo and crap like that. Always look on the bright side of life. Suddenly Diana blasted into song.
"ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT, SIDE, OF LIFE!!!" And whistled the melody as appropriate. Sakura jerked up at the familiar melody. Diana waved at the dress as Sakura joined. The sales man pulled it down and handed it to her after she pointed to her head stamp. Smirking she took it. King was paying.
Both sang the song on and on until they entered the palace, guards followed the last couple who exclaimed:
"So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit when you look at it Lives a laugh and deaths a joke, it's true You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go"
Just remember that the last laugh is on YOU!!! ANNNNNNNDDDDD..." the chorus followed as the ones escorting them sang along.
"Always look on the bright side of life!"
It echoed as they sung on as they passed through seemingly endless hallways with banners draping down. The saiyans joining in with the chorus. Celipa eyed them a bit scolding. And effect wasted because of the smirk.
"Now be good girls, were nearly in the throne room..." The girls eyed the other. Okay...the first girls entered the throne room shivering. The king glanced up bored as behind them and only just coming around the turn and entering his throne room two strong melodious voices yelled up.
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face, and tell you I love you too I love to here you o-ra-lise When I'm between your thighs You blow me awayyy!!
Sit on my face, and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both 69! If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places and play untill we're blown awayyyy!!!" the silence in the room was defening. The prince who only just entered had to regain composure as he stood beside his speechless father. Smirking two heads peeked on their toes over the others. And waved coyly. The king hid a grin. Those two again? Singing a drink song in his throne room? They had guts. Dark glares were throne back as the two were shoved before the others.
"Whoo girls, cool it!" Diana wailed "No sense of humour..." Sakura complained.
"Oh Sakura? My turn for dare?" Sakura nodded. "I dare you too...sing the P song." Sakura eyed her glassy. "Now? Here? And the P? Off all songs the P?" Curious the king allowed them to yap. Vegeta eyed them with maching curiousity. Celipa snickering behind them. Curious what this song was, as Sakura was most reluctant to sing it. A P song? What could you make of a p? Many things...P...potty...penis? Nah...poop?
Sakura cleared her throat. One step before the others. Stiffly she peered at the king, noting the appearance of the prince...
"Err...okay. Listen up real good every one. Guards, sassy girls, Celipa you'll love this one. Your highness, your highness two..." She smirked as Diana snickered, 2...2 for the song...
"This is a very serious song. Concerning males. Girls listen up, you might learn something here." The king frowned, another drinking song? Or worse? Sakura eyed him smirking. Worse...
"Must really nice to have a penis..." she stretched the last. Being very serious about it. "Must be frightfully good to have a dong..." "Must be swell to have a stiffy" "Must be Devine to own a dick..." "From the tinniest little tadger..." "To the worlds biggest prick..."
"So three cheers for your Willie" "Or john Thomas..." "Hurray for your one eyed snake" "Your piece of pork, your mates best friend"
"Your Percy or your cock" "You can wrap 'it' up in ribbons" "you can slip 'it' in your sock" "But don't take it out in public" "Or they'll stick you in the dock" "And you won't come...back."
All were speechless. The ever so decent Sakura joined her sister who giggled like a school girls. She actually did it?
"Your highness? Good morning." Diana announced coyly, winking. "I know you must think we're awfully hyper, and your right. Taurus's fault. Dumped poor us in freezing water." Sakura hung content over her sisters shoulders. The king spotted something oddly familiar, looking like a can off beer? She noticed he noticed and greeted him with the can.
"Greetings my lord, king." "Are you drunk before my face?" the king stammered a bit disdain. "Who, me?" The prince still laughing because of the song. "I'm certainly not." Sakura hopped behind Diana and displayed a rather straight line. Not adding the wild waving arms to keep up right. Diana applauded. Good work.
"Hello? You are prisoners? Neither of you are acting like two though." Diana nearly jumped Sakura's already unsteady back.
"Hakuna Matata!" Diana exclaimed. "Hakuna what?" the king stammered. The prince sat down and tried to control the bubbling laughter in his stomach. "Hakuna Matata. No worries, be happy." She explained patiently, while Sakura tried to swat her off.
Sakura suddenly froze and eyed her can unhappy. Diana took it over and shook it. "Empty, poor thing..." With trembling lips Sakura eyed the king.
"T'is empty..." she muttered sadly. "Poor thing..." The king snickered. She nodded. "Could I have another, please?" The prince laughed.
"I'll help, yo guard! Vetch some cans!" The appointed guard bolted away to do the required. "SAIYAN ALE!" Sakura yelled after him.
"Amazing...You two, come here." They skipped over and hopped to a stand still before the dais. The king eyed them over. Seemed healthy. Young, and absurd. He'd take them. He could need some comic relief.
"Sit there." he pointed to his left. Eager the couple flopped where he pointed and leaned fond against the others backs.
The other girls threw them glares. Others whimpered. Yet others cried a bit. When Sakura was re-supplied with not one, not two but 10 cans she was very happy. Diana seeing her sisters demands met, enjoyed a smoke. Hearing no complaints she lighted a second while Celipa's eyes bulged from her skull. Curious the prince walked around the throne and flopped in between on the dais. Gone was his all mighty composure as he eyed the cigarette of Diana. A sound of the opening of another can echoing through the high ceiling room.
"Give me one." Vegeta ordered Diana who eyed him coyly. "You sure highness?" "YES, now gimme!" "Bad for your health and addictive..." She warned. Sakura hiccuped and to solve that, slobbered more down.
Diana handed the prince the smokes and watched him inhale way too deep. From the corner of his eye the king followed the proceedings curious. The prince turned a shade grey, then coughed his lungs out. Shrugging Diana saved the smoke and inhaled blissfully. Snickering the king concentrated on the timid girl before him and made her turn. Before sending her to the servant quarters.
All girls were processed like this. Sakura glanced up at words like...harem. Drunk she tapped his arm.
"Sire? You have a harem?" He glanced down after the last was sent away. Diana already lulling a bit beside her and the prince right behind them. More cans had been delivered.
"I do." Diana and Vegeta had a very fascinating conversation about the numbers of females already there.
"He'z at a hunderde...hunder...lots." "Wow...say sak? Wanna go? Ask..." Sakura bobbled her head and tapped the kings arm again. pulling her bangs from her forehead.
"Wanna go too. Got stamp. Mail me." The king laughed in utter delight. The guards standing rigid. The king laughing? Growling, to that they were used. Blasting others, that too. But laughter?
"Mail you? Are you certain you wish to join my harem? You might end up in my bed..." Sakura blinked water eyed.
"Oh, I heard he's a good lover y'know." Vegeta yapped grinning. The king growled a bit. "You talk too much when drunk." he snarled, Vegeta waved it away. "Your women told me, I use them like you do." the kink blinked. WOT?
"MY WOMEN? GET YOUR OWN BRAT!" "Their cheaper...besides my allowance don't cut it." "Since when?" "Since...13? I think..."
"Goddamned...brats these days..." "Okies." Sakura muttered carefree. "More cans there?" "Sure. As much as you can stomach." Sakura started counting cans. Making a tower of the emptiness in the process. "Um...7 something?"
"Woman, 15, not 7." "15? Where?" The king sighed. Sakura wobly rose and flopped on his arm, thinking it was the armrest. Vision was a bit blurry. Vegeta and Diana had another discussion.
"But I can pay one..." he whined. "You can;t have me. I'm your dad's. Sides, it's a two in one package." "I might be able to pay for her too. Might be fun! Y'know...two sisters and a prince...come on!" "Um...um...SAKURA?"
"WOT!" Sakura glanced over at where Diana should be. And nearly dropped off his arm. Swiftly he snagged her waist with his free hand and sighed. What a mess. Yet...kind of amusing still. Now if she'd only move off his arm he'd...
"Princy want's to have a three some. And says he can pay for our stuff." Diana lulled. "Huh? Threesome?" "Yeah, two girls and a boy, one bed?" "With you?"
"Yup." Sakura scratched her head. Um...um... "Won't it be crowded in bed?" "Yup." "NO, I have a big bed." Vegeta informed.
"Vegeta..." the king warned. "Their mine." Vegeta waved it yet again away. "So are the others." "THEIR MINE!" Sakura yelped when he leaned over her, snarling in Vegeta's face.
"Excuse you, I'm falling high kingy!" "Your drunk." The king told Sakura while sitting back down. "Yup. Wanna have a drink?" "..." "I said wanna have a drink?" Sakura asked again. "Sure.' The king took the offered can and popped it open like a pro.
"But dad, we could share..." Vegeta tried. "No, as I said, their mine, now in MY harem." "I won't have to be posted?" Sakura muttered stunned. "You already arrived."
"Never saw no postoffice, wow..." the king shook his head. "Fast delivery." Sakura bobbed her head. Okay. Sounded logical.
"Saiyans are quick." She stated. Remembering their mad flight on that other planet with the boys. "Yes they can be." "You fast?" "Very." "In bed?" "..." "I said..." "I know what you said. You should pass out by now already. Saiyan ale is strong for others." Sakura eyed her can. "I should? I don't wanna." the king sighed. "Then don't." Content she installed her again on his arm.
"Soft armrest." She complimented as some guards sweat dropped. "Thank you, it happens to be my arm." Stunned Sakura eyed the limb as Diana still was getting more drunk. Glanced up at the king, at Vegeta and passed out. Landing with her head in Vegeta's lap. Stunned Vegeta eyed down at her.
"She only had 5..."
"I had...um..." Sakura tagged her fingers until she ran out of fingers. "17." "That many?" she asked stunned. "Yes." "Wow, I impressed me." "You really should have been out hours ago." "I don't wanna.
"This conversation is stupid." "It is?" "Yes." Sakura eyed her empty can. "Vegeta, could you hand me another?" Vegeta tossed it up, she managed to...miss it by hours as it raced to the kings head. Calmly he snagged it mid-air and handed it to the girl still glued to his arm. He hoped that ice- jin wouldn't come now. A bit humiliating.
"My king...the convicts you requested." a messenger informed. Sakura eyed the king weary. "Are you shooting them? I don't like shootings. You shouldn't shoot people, cause...cause...it's not friendly."
"You know what they did?" the king whispered on the same tone, being childish. So soft even Vegeta had trouble hearing it, if he had been concentrating. Instead he was playing with Diana's hair.
"No...what?" She whispered back. "They killed people, lots of people." Sakura blinked stupidly. "But you all do...what's the difference?" "These people, killed Saiyan people. Civilians."
"So, stuff them in a jail." "Shooting is more efficient. They cost less." "Hmm...maybe. I don't wanna see that."
"Then by all means, pass out." "Can't." "Why not?" "Need another can."
"Impossible." "How come?" "Your drinking the equal to a full grown Saiyan. Your biology must be wrong." "Haven't eaten yet either." "Huh?" "Could I have some bread?"
"GUARD?" a guard scurried away. "Pass out already." Sulky Sakura eyed him. "You just sent for bread!" He sighed. Vegeta beside him passing out too. "I did." Soon the guard returned with the bread. Sakura took it, instantly dropping off the chair like a rock. The king barely caught a hand allowing her fall a bit softer. At long last.
"Zorn? Get these three out of here and get this mess cleaned up." he pointed at the three, and the cans. The advisor and head of the royal guard inclined his head while bowing.
"Yes my liege, however I do believe we have not seen the last of this couple." The king snickered. "I hope not. Their quite amusing."
*** 7. Kings decision
=Disclaimer, Monty Python owns their funny songs, YOU RULE!=
Kakarott slammed on the door he now knew well. He heard nothing? Curious he kicked a dent into the door. Still nothing. Huh? He unlocked the door and peered inside the dark room. Diana was draped against the wall with her feet flopped over the edge. Sakura lay with her arm flopped over the edge and snored a bit. Kakarott snickered. Picture time...unfortunately, he had no camera. He waved Taurus over and yanked him inside. Both amazed over the way they managed to sleep through all the noises of the dawn. Women were shoved into the shower area, they screamed, cursed and cried while these two, simply slept...and slept...
"Oh girls?" Kakarott sung. "Hmm? What?" Diana mumbled from far away. No answer came from the top bunk. Still comatose. "Rise and shine!"
"Rise? No way, shine, shoot the fucking sun." Taurus snickered. MORNING GRUDGE!! Daft he and Kakarott yanked each from her bed and carried them into the shower rooms. Dumping them in a freezing tub. Shrieking and with chattering teeth they resurfaced. Diana wailing for her dress before laughing.
"I LOVE IT! But my SMOKES ARE WET AGAIN!" "Smokes? Oh yeah, she was smoking like a chimney last night..." Taurus remembered. Around them shy naked who were shoved by some female Saiyan's. Sakura spotted one and cried out her name.
"CELIPA!!! MORNING!!! bit cold eh?" Celipa snickered as she walked to the edge. "Morning, whatcha doing there? It's wet y'know." She bend and scooped them up by their wrists. Soaked they snickered.
"Morning bath, but my smokes are soaked." Pouting Diana presented the tobacco. "Poor thing. TAURUS YOU RETARD! GET THAT GIRL SOME SMOKES!"
"AND ME SOME BEER!" Sakura wailed. "Beer? This early?" "Early? DUH, late, haven't slept..." Sakura yawned as she strolled past the boys to the warm showers.
Diana eagerly accepted the spare smokes Celipa brought for her, and cherished them. Celipa frowned as she was raised to half godly state by Diana who quickly lighted one. A lone package floating still in the water.
"Taurus? I expect a new one, just bought it yesterday." Diana warned as she inhaled. Ah...not as good as at home, but good enough. Taurus stuck his tong out.
"You almost smoked all up last night!" "FUCK YOU, did not! Was my 'old' package." Taurus blinked. 2 packages? Talking about a chimney...
Dripping wet with only a towel around her, Sakura patted back. "Ale?" She asked. "You know sis? Taurus is a son of a bitch." Taurus laughed. "Bet my Okasan won't like to hear that. "Matter of speech, did you know what he did?" Diana ran to Sakura who whined for ale, grabbing her hands. "He gave me the, smoking like a chimney, look!" Sakura shook her head to clear it.
"He did WOT?" Flanking, side by side the couple glared daggers at Taurus. "Witch walk." She announced peeved. Stunned every one forgot what they were doing, as the couple did the east wick walk. Meaning, swooping their legs wide from left to really left, and right to really right. And in sync. Hooked arms...the works. Taurus didn't know what to think or do. This was ridiculous...Kakarott snickered as Celipa cried in glee in one of the hot tubs.
Diverting Taurus's attention to their walk the two decided on a tactic they both approved. Walking the walk up close they hopped into the air, both with a popped vein landing with their heel and full weight on either tow of Taurus. So they weren't that heavy. So the impact wasn't that much. It worked for them as both pulled back a fist, a right and left and slammed into his eyes. They were such a good team! Celipa bubbled under water. Kakarott shouted in glee as Taurus rubbed his eyes out. Content the sisters retreated into the showers, after ordering Kakarott to vetch Sakura some ale. ***
"Oh ain't that pretty?" Diana pointed at a long sleeved dress on the market place they passed. Looked allot like Marrakesh. Just as disorganised, but homey. Sales people shouting prices in language they didn't understand. After some threats from fellow prisoners Diana and Sakura held low profile...year RIGHT. Not, they tagged in the back along, while the girls were 'escorted' to the palace to present to the king. Their hair covering their foreheads. It was the stamp which made them unpopular. That and Sakura's drunken announcements. Diana clueless why they were so pissed at them. Shoved it on account of them having blankets and food, while the others had been freezing. Jealousy. So they were scared shitless to what the king had in store for them. As if they weren't.
To be honest, she and Sakura were scared shitless as well. But shrivelling up terrified didn't help much among warriors. They'd just loath you for it. They did the second best thing. Hakuna Matata. If you can't beat them, join them. Do in Rome as the roman's doo and crap like that. Always look on the bright side of life. Suddenly Diana blasted into song.
"ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT, SIDE, OF LIFE!!!" And whistled the melody as appropriate. Sakura jerked up at the familiar melody. Diana waved at the dress as Sakura joined. The sales man pulled it down and handed it to her after she pointed to her head stamp. Smirking she took it. King was paying.
Both sang the song on and on until they entered the palace, guards followed the last couple who exclaimed:
"So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit when you look at it Lives a laugh and deaths a joke, it's true You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go"
Just remember that the last laugh is on YOU!!! ANNNNNNNDDDDD..." the chorus followed as the ones escorting them sang along.
"Always look on the bright side of life!"
It echoed as they sung on as they passed through seemingly endless hallways with banners draping down. The saiyans joining in with the chorus. Celipa eyed them a bit scolding. And effect wasted because of the smirk.
"Now be good girls, were nearly in the throne room..." The girls eyed the other. Okay...the first girls entered the throne room shivering. The king glanced up bored as behind them and only just coming around the turn and entering his throne room two strong melodious voices yelled up.
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face, and tell you I love you too I love to here you o-ra-lise When I'm between your thighs You blow me awayyy!!
Sit on my face, and let my lips embrace you I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly Life can be fine if we both 69! If we sit on our faces In all sorts of places and play untill we're blown awayyyy!!!" the silence in the room was defening. The prince who only just entered had to regain composure as he stood beside his speechless father. Smirking two heads peeked on their toes over the others. And waved coyly. The king hid a grin. Those two again? Singing a drink song in his throne room? They had guts. Dark glares were throne back as the two were shoved before the others.
"Whoo girls, cool it!" Diana wailed "No sense of humour..." Sakura complained.
"Oh Sakura? My turn for dare?" Sakura nodded. "I dare you too...sing the P song." Sakura eyed her glassy. "Now? Here? And the P? Off all songs the P?" Curious the king allowed them to yap. Vegeta eyed them with maching curiousity. Celipa snickering behind them. Curious what this song was, as Sakura was most reluctant to sing it. A P song? What could you make of a p? Many things...P...potty...penis? Nah...poop?
Sakura cleared her throat. One step before the others. Stiffly she peered at the king, noting the appearance of the prince...
"Err...okay. Listen up real good every one. Guards, sassy girls, Celipa you'll love this one. Your highness, your highness two..." She smirked as Diana snickered, 2...2 for the song...
"This is a very serious song. Concerning males. Girls listen up, you might learn something here." The king frowned, another drinking song? Or worse? Sakura eyed him smirking. Worse...
"Must really nice to have a penis..." she stretched the last. Being very serious about it. "Must be frightfully good to have a dong..." "Must be swell to have a stiffy" "Must be Devine to own a dick..." "From the tinniest little tadger..." "To the worlds biggest prick..."
"So three cheers for your Willie" "Or john Thomas..." "Hurray for your one eyed snake" "Your piece of pork, your mates best friend"
"Your Percy or your cock" "You can wrap 'it' up in ribbons" "you can slip 'it' in your sock" "But don't take it out in public" "Or they'll stick you in the dock" "And you won't come...back."
All were speechless. The ever so decent Sakura joined her sister who giggled like a school girls. She actually did it?
"Your highness? Good morning." Diana announced coyly, winking. "I know you must think we're awfully hyper, and your right. Taurus's fault. Dumped poor us in freezing water." Sakura hung content over her sisters shoulders. The king spotted something oddly familiar, looking like a can off beer? She noticed he noticed and greeted him with the can.
"Greetings my lord, king." "Are you drunk before my face?" the king stammered a bit disdain. "Who, me?" The prince still laughing because of the song. "I'm certainly not." Sakura hopped behind Diana and displayed a rather straight line. Not adding the wild waving arms to keep up right. Diana applauded. Good work.
"Hello? You are prisoners? Neither of you are acting like two though." Diana nearly jumped Sakura's already unsteady back.
"Hakuna Matata!" Diana exclaimed. "Hakuna what?" the king stammered. The prince sat down and tried to control the bubbling laughter in his stomach. "Hakuna Matata. No worries, be happy." She explained patiently, while Sakura tried to swat her off.
Sakura suddenly froze and eyed her can unhappy. Diana took it over and shook it. "Empty, poor thing..." With trembling lips Sakura eyed the king.
"T'is empty..." she muttered sadly. "Poor thing..." The king snickered. She nodded. "Could I have another, please?" The prince laughed.
"I'll help, yo guard! Vetch some cans!" The appointed guard bolted away to do the required. "SAIYAN ALE!" Sakura yelled after him.
"Amazing...You two, come here." They skipped over and hopped to a stand still before the dais. The king eyed them over. Seemed healthy. Young, and absurd. He'd take them. He could need some comic relief.
"Sit there." he pointed to his left. Eager the couple flopped where he pointed and leaned fond against the others backs.
The other girls threw them glares. Others whimpered. Yet others cried a bit. When Sakura was re-supplied with not one, not two but 10 cans she was very happy. Diana seeing her sisters demands met, enjoyed a smoke. Hearing no complaints she lighted a second while Celipa's eyes bulged from her skull. Curious the prince walked around the throne and flopped in between on the dais. Gone was his all mighty composure as he eyed the cigarette of Diana. A sound of the opening of another can echoing through the high ceiling room.
"Give me one." Vegeta ordered Diana who eyed him coyly. "You sure highness?" "YES, now gimme!" "Bad for your health and addictive..." She warned. Sakura hiccuped and to solve that, slobbered more down.
Diana handed the prince the smokes and watched him inhale way too deep. From the corner of his eye the king followed the proceedings curious. The prince turned a shade grey, then coughed his lungs out. Shrugging Diana saved the smoke and inhaled blissfully. Snickering the king concentrated on the timid girl before him and made her turn. Before sending her to the servant quarters.
All girls were processed like this. Sakura glanced up at words like...harem. Drunk she tapped his arm.
"Sire? You have a harem?" He glanced down after the last was sent away. Diana already lulling a bit beside her and the prince right behind them. More cans had been delivered.
"I do." Diana and Vegeta had a very fascinating conversation about the numbers of females already there.
"He'z at a hunderde...hunder...lots." "Wow...say sak? Wanna go? Ask..." Sakura bobbled her head and tapped the kings arm again. pulling her bangs from her forehead.
"Wanna go too. Got stamp. Mail me." The king laughed in utter delight. The guards standing rigid. The king laughing? Growling, to that they were used. Blasting others, that too. But laughter?
"Mail you? Are you certain you wish to join my harem? You might end up in my bed..." Sakura blinked water eyed.
"Oh, I heard he's a good lover y'know." Vegeta yapped grinning. The king growled a bit. "You talk too much when drunk." he snarled, Vegeta waved it away. "Your women told me, I use them like you do." the kink blinked. WOT?
"MY WOMEN? GET YOUR OWN BRAT!" "Their cheaper...besides my allowance don't cut it." "Since when?" "Since...13? I think..."
"Goddamned...brats these days..." "Okies." Sakura muttered carefree. "More cans there?" "Sure. As much as you can stomach." Sakura started counting cans. Making a tower of the emptiness in the process. "Um...7 something?"
"Woman, 15, not 7." "15? Where?" The king sighed. Sakura wobly rose and flopped on his arm, thinking it was the armrest. Vision was a bit blurry. Vegeta and Diana had another discussion.
"But I can pay one..." he whined. "You can;t have me. I'm your dad's. Sides, it's a two in one package." "I might be able to pay for her too. Might be fun! Y'know...two sisters and a prince...come on!" "Um...um...SAKURA?"
"WOT!" Sakura glanced over at where Diana should be. And nearly dropped off his arm. Swiftly he snagged her waist with his free hand and sighed. What a mess. Yet...kind of amusing still. Now if she'd only move off his arm he'd...
"Princy want's to have a three some. And says he can pay for our stuff." Diana lulled. "Huh? Threesome?" "Yeah, two girls and a boy, one bed?" "With you?"
"Yup." Sakura scratched her head. Um...um... "Won't it be crowded in bed?" "Yup." "NO, I have a big bed." Vegeta informed.
"Vegeta..." the king warned. "Their mine." Vegeta waved it yet again away. "So are the others." "THEIR MINE!" Sakura yelped when he leaned over her, snarling in Vegeta's face.
"Excuse you, I'm falling high kingy!" "Your drunk." The king told Sakura while sitting back down. "Yup. Wanna have a drink?" "..." "I said wanna have a drink?" Sakura asked again. "Sure.' The king took the offered can and popped it open like a pro.
"But dad, we could share..." Vegeta tried. "No, as I said, their mine, now in MY harem." "I won't have to be posted?" Sakura muttered stunned. "You already arrived."
"Never saw no postoffice, wow..." the king shook his head. "Fast delivery." Sakura bobbed her head. Okay. Sounded logical.
"Saiyans are quick." She stated. Remembering their mad flight on that other planet with the boys. "Yes they can be." "You fast?" "Very." "In bed?" "..." "I said..." "I know what you said. You should pass out by now already. Saiyan ale is strong for others." Sakura eyed her can. "I should? I don't wanna." the king sighed. "Then don't." Content she installed her again on his arm.
"Soft armrest." She complimented as some guards sweat dropped. "Thank you, it happens to be my arm." Stunned Sakura eyed the limb as Diana still was getting more drunk. Glanced up at the king, at Vegeta and passed out. Landing with her head in Vegeta's lap. Stunned Vegeta eyed down at her.
"She only had 5..."
"I had...um..." Sakura tagged her fingers until she ran out of fingers. "17." "That many?" she asked stunned. "Yes." "Wow, I impressed me." "You really should have been out hours ago." "I don't wanna.
"This conversation is stupid." "It is?" "Yes." Sakura eyed her empty can. "Vegeta, could you hand me another?" Vegeta tossed it up, she managed to...miss it by hours as it raced to the kings head. Calmly he snagged it mid-air and handed it to the girl still glued to his arm. He hoped that ice- jin wouldn't come now. A bit humiliating.
"My king...the convicts you requested." a messenger informed. Sakura eyed the king weary. "Are you shooting them? I don't like shootings. You shouldn't shoot people, cause...cause...it's not friendly."
"You know what they did?" the king whispered on the same tone, being childish. So soft even Vegeta had trouble hearing it, if he had been concentrating. Instead he was playing with Diana's hair.
"No...what?" She whispered back. "They killed people, lots of people." Sakura blinked stupidly. "But you all do...what's the difference?" "These people, killed Saiyan people. Civilians."
"So, stuff them in a jail." "Shooting is more efficient. They cost less." "Hmm...maybe. I don't wanna see that."
"Then by all means, pass out." "Can't." "Why not?" "Need another can."
"Impossible." "How come?" "Your drinking the equal to a full grown Saiyan. Your biology must be wrong." "Haven't eaten yet either." "Huh?" "Could I have some bread?"
"GUARD?" a guard scurried away. "Pass out already." Sulky Sakura eyed him. "You just sent for bread!" He sighed. Vegeta beside him passing out too. "I did." Soon the guard returned with the bread. Sakura took it, instantly dropping off the chair like a rock. The king barely caught a hand allowing her fall a bit softer. At long last.
"Zorn? Get these three out of here and get this mess cleaned up." he pointed at the three, and the cans. The advisor and head of the royal guard inclined his head while bowing.
"Yes my liege, however I do believe we have not seen the last of this couple." The king snickered. "I hope not. Their quite amusing."