Chibi Wild: Now that I got rid or her, I will rule this fic!!! Muwhawhawhawhaw!!!
Wild: (banging on closet door) Let me out!!! LET ME OUT!!! Come on Chibi! Who's going to cook for you?
Chibi Wild: Good question. Chibi Heero, you cook.
Chibi Heero: What make's you think I know how to cook! Van, you cook!
Van: Aaaa, no. I have to do the disclaimer. She doesn't own any of it.
Chibi Wild: But who's going to cook!?
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Never give money to chibi's
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"I still can believe that Heero, even if it is a chibi Heero, painted hearts all over Fei-Fei's door! I don't have enough courage to do that!" Dou commented, trying to get his jaw closed.
"Maxwell…"
"You better believe it, because he painted 'I love Hildi' all over your door."
"Why that little…" Duo started for the stairs, only to find himself cut of by Quatre.
"Come on Duo, he's only a little kid! He probably doesn't now any better."
"Yeah," WuFei cut in "but how did he know you liked Hildi?"
Everyone looked at Heero. He shrugged and keeping his face perfectly straight said, "He probably just read you diary. After all, it does say 'I love Hildi' 'I love Hildi' 'I love Hildi' about a million times."
Duo blushed "You read my diary!"
Heero shrugged again "Hh, before I gave it to Hildi"
Duo regarded him with shock and then contempt "I see where the brat gets it from." He hissed before he stormed out of the room.
They all stared after him in shock that Duo had even spoken like that to Heero. Trowa first to recover commented "I wonder what else was in that diary."
On the way to his room, Duo ran into (over) the cause of the trouble, who had obviously just finished raiding the kitchen.
" Whaz up D-dude?" The little thief asked through a mouth full of peanut butter.
"Nutten!" Duo replied quickly, then, on second thought "Hey kid, can I hire you for a little breaking and entering?"
"It'll cost you."
"20"
"70"
"What! 40"
"50"
"Done. Where and What."
"Three blocks over and one down. 1002. Little black book, says Shinigami on the front."
"Can't read."
"You'll recognize it. Oh yeah, can you trash the house too?"
"20 more"
"I'm going broke!"
"Tough. Hand it over!"
The money changed hand and the chibi skipped off down the hall. Duo when back down stairs and collapsed on the couch where Heero was typing.
"Heero?"
"Hh."
"What would a five year old you do with 70 dollars?"
Heero jumped up at the speed of sound and turned the face Duo, irate "You gave him 70 DOLLARS!?!?"
"Ummm… yeah?" Duo visibly shrunk in guilt.
Heero flopped back on to the couch, letting out a huge sigh "We're doomed."
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Chibi Wild: What would I do with 70 dollars?
Everybody: Get a new older half?
Chibi Wild: I know! Hire a chef!
Everyone (well, I can't say Everybody): o.O
Wild: You really don't like my cooking, do you?
Yami Wild: No. It all most as bad as Duo's. Please R&R
Duo: My cooking is bad?