:Notes: From anyone's point of view. I think Jonas is cool and all, but the smile-factor just plain freaks me out.
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There are some people who you'd just like to smack.
There are some people whose smiles you'd just like to peel off their faces and stomp on their pretty shoes.
There are some people who just plain piss you off.
LIKE JONAS.
His smile is just... LORD, TAKE ME NOW.
I mean, come ON. If Apophis were to come back from the glorified wayafter and stomp us to bit, he'd be all grinning and smackhappy.
Daniel dies? Grin! That's okay! We can deal! Who should we radiate next?!
GRR.
DEATH TO SMILING HAPPY ALIENS!
*stomps around in gigantiboots*
He's not even an ORIGINAL. Daniel had a nice smile, Daniel didn't always smile. Daniel got mentally slapped and he'd have the 'Oh, shit.' look on his face. NOT the 'Look! I use Colgate!' look. I swear, it's going to haunt me in my dreams.
Haunt me more than the idea of Davis hula-dancing in the comissionary, complete with coconut bra.
Okay, that last part'll give me nightmares. But you get my point.
He could probably promote them, too. I just imagine it... No, not Davis. Colgate.
(Picture of a random Goa'uld being zatted by grinning freak)
Jonas: I like to take good care of my teeth. But since I'm always offworld, it's really hard! That's why I use Colgate's new, extrasuperduperholywhazzitskabowlieshmoozlenots-whitening strips. They help keep my teeth clean and shiney, so I can continue doing the things I love.
(Show picture of briefing)
Lord, what an idiot. If he stays on this team for any longer, I'll scream.
Time for some hula.
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There are some people who you'd just like to smack.
There are some people whose smiles you'd just like to peel off their faces and stomp on their pretty shoes.
There are some people who just plain piss you off.
LIKE JONAS.
His smile is just... LORD, TAKE ME NOW.
I mean, come ON. If Apophis were to come back from the glorified wayafter and stomp us to bit, he'd be all grinning and smackhappy.
Daniel dies? Grin! That's okay! We can deal! Who should we radiate next?!
GRR.
DEATH TO SMILING HAPPY ALIENS!
*stomps around in gigantiboots*
He's not even an ORIGINAL. Daniel had a nice smile, Daniel didn't always smile. Daniel got mentally slapped and he'd have the 'Oh, shit.' look on his face. NOT the 'Look! I use Colgate!' look. I swear, it's going to haunt me in my dreams.
Haunt me more than the idea of Davis hula-dancing in the comissionary, complete with coconut bra.
Okay, that last part'll give me nightmares. But you get my point.
He could probably promote them, too. I just imagine it... No, not Davis. Colgate.
(Picture of a random Goa'uld being zatted by grinning freak)
Jonas: I like to take good care of my teeth. But since I'm always offworld, it's really hard! That's why I use Colgate's new, extrasuperduperholywhazzitskabowlieshmoozlenots-whitening strips. They help keep my teeth clean and shiney, so I can continue doing the things I love.
(Show picture of briefing)
Lord, what an idiot. If he stays on this team for any longer, I'll scream.
Time for some hula.