Recap: The year is 1996. Voldemort's latest spell has gone horribly horribly wrong. In a misguided attempt to convince Nagini to admit her growing feelings for him, he has unleashed the demon called Careeohkey on the unsuspecting wizarding world. Careeokey has one hex, which he uses to the fullest of his ability - to make people admit their hidden feelings ...MUSICALLY. It was thought that Albus Dumbledore *ahem* pulled the plug on him many centuries ago, but well.. appearances are a bit misleading. He was really moonlighting as a bartender in New York City, adventures which I will not recount here to save you the mind-blowing horror.
Narcissa's reaction to the hex was given its own section simply because it was too depressing and was throwing the whole rest of the series off. Which I should've expected - she is married to Lucius .
To read that angstlet, see "Demon of Careeokey, Malfoy Mansion". But enough darkness.. . our favorite Hogwarts attendees are about to get a crash course in 'damn, it sucks when your basic inner monologues become musical numbers'. Should be interesting...
Content with the havok caused at Malfoy Manor, the devious demon moved to his next goal - to nurture chaos right under Albus Dumbledore's nose.
It was 7 o clock on the nose when he arrived, gleefully observing the entire school was at dinner, a time where emotions tend run high to begin with. There was three redheads over at the table covered in gold & red cloth that were just boiling with frustration. One with unrequited love and the other two with aggravation aimed at a fourth redhead to their left. He was looking rather clueless. Typical human.
At the other end of the large hall was a green & silver section... ahh, that was the Malfoy boy, white blonde hair slicked back and glint in his eyes as he watched females walk to and fro across the hall. Draco, was that his name? The demon grinned evilly.
Draco Malfoy was minding his own business, lazily engaging in a favorite sport among adolescent males known as girl-watching. It was in watching one Cho Chang saunter across the hall that he was suddenly inspired to throw off his robes - revealing very tight leather pants & a half-unbuttoned dress shirt - and make a rather dramatic leap onto the table, despite it's being covered with food.
"Go on girl!" A stunned silence descended upon the hall in the wake of Draco's outburst, but his eyes were on Cho Chang, much to Harry's rising temper.
"Hey pretty baby..with the high heels on.." He raised his eyebrows suggestively at the Ravenclaw, causing her eyes to widen into saucers before she let out a small horrified gasp and ran off, her cheeks multiple shades of pink.
Pansy tugged at his ankles, hissing. "Draco, you're making a fool of yourself.. maybe you better go see-"
He grinned rakishly at her, before pulling her up beside him. "You give me a fever like I've never ever known.." Pansy took that moment to faint. Only mildly deterred, Draco dropped her on the table, headed for his next target.
Sidling up to Ginny Weasley before her brothers even noticed (which is a very difficult task under normal circumstances), he twirled an unruly red curl around his finger, ducking down to whisper in her ear. "You're just a product of.." She glanced at him, brown eyes going as wide as Cho's had and he tugged at the curl. "loveliness."
"Hey!" Ron had noticed his presence and was definately not happy about it. "Get away from my sister!" Those other two had turned their attention with his, and their usually laughing faces were identical in scowls. "Sod off Malfoy!"
Seeing danger coming even under the hex, Draco slid down the aisle of the Great Hall. "I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress!" Standing up, he wriggled his hips (still clad in leather) causing every girl within a five foot vicinity to have *very* naughty thoughts. "I feel your fever from miles around.."
"I'll pick you up in my car and we'll paint the town.." He darted into a group of normally placid Hufflepuff girls, who all shrieked with surprise.
Somehow he ended up by Ginny's side again for the next lyrics, gray eyes boring into hers. "Just kiss me baby and tell me twice - that you're the one for me.." She looked very flustered and glanced down at her place, her ears turning bright red.
"HEY!"
Draco tugged another curl before running for the aisle again, the Weasley boys in hot pursuit. "The way you make me feel!"
He slid across the Ravenclaw table, amidst many girls giggling. "You really turn me on.." Draco winked devilishly at Ron, who was closest to him, causing him to back away in abject horror.
Then he proceeded to moonwalk back to the Slytherin's table. "You knock me off my feet.." Sighing with contentment, he collapsed back into his chair as half the female population of school crowded around him. "My lonely days are gone."
*cackles evilly* More dinner escapades with the next chapter...