If life was gold I'd take it If life was a wind I'd break it If life was a pie I'd bake it If life was a baby I'd shake it

If life was a peanut I'd eat it If life was an egg I would beat it If life was a monster I'd feed it If life was a do not read sign I'd read it

I may do everything the wrong way, But the world is going to pay, For everything you did to me, I'll get you another day!